sweet mother of corn! That girls in trouble!
TV guy
I dunno. But don't eat the muffins.
Guy
Does anybody want muffins?! *holds toilet up*
Robomom
My legs aleep. WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhaha! *smiles*
Moofy
She lodged in there reaalll good,plus her foots pokin' out in china. And she screams all sacry like when anybody comes near her.
Old GUY
Whats he talkin bout? Wheres the colors? Wheres the pretty pictures? This plan is stoopid.
President Man
I uh have the nuclear people on the line.
Agent
BACKSEAT DRIVERS FROM BEYOND THE STARS
I made sandwhiches!
ZIM
I just noticed you were closer to earth than ever.-ZIM
How do you know that? -purple
Oh I know all kinds of things about you. Pretty creepy huh? Anyhow, I.. -ZIM
hey! That's creepy! Your creepy ZIM! -Purple
*stares at blank screen* ZIM
Master, The tallest cut the transmission an hour ago. -Computer
They did? HEY! THEY DID! -ZIM
Ok you ready for this?-Red
Yes. Im gonna make him hurt.-Purple
*sees ZIM's brain being eaten* I am going to throw up!-Purple
NOO! Not on the donuts!-Red
Wait a minute! Did you just say the resisty?!-Purple
Yes! The resisty!-Lard Narr
That's a stupid name!-Purple
See I toldd you that was stupid!Why do I keep listening to you!?-Lard Narr
I dunno.-Alien
Call them and tell them,we're gonna blow them up! huh!-Purple
YOU! Save the donuts!-Red
DIBSHIP RISING
*puts more beans in oven* That didn't wipe out all life as we know it! YOU LIED TO ME DAD!-Gaz
DIB! COME GET YOUR STINKIN' FOOD!-Gaz
Hey! your getting chunks of wall in the food!-Gaz
Am i really that annoying?-Dib
*sees taks ship in dib form and throws up*-KID
Mmmm DIBS looking A Little different this filthy earth day.-ZIM
That's prettty stupid. Couldn't you just control the ship from your base?-DIB
Well I uh, SILENCE!-ZIM
That was stupid! AGAIN!-DIB
ooooooooooohh-GIR
SILENCE! im ingenious!-ZIM
OBEY ME SHIPTHING! Ah the sesspool! Prepare for your smelly demise of SMELL!-ZIM
I like corn. I do!-GIR
BATTLE OF THE PLANETS
I'm ZIM im smooshing out all life! HHAHAHAHAHAHA!-Red
What's this do? what's that do! *bangs head on controls* -GIR
Hey! Go away!-Dib
Okey!-GIR
Im a loser! -Ship
That's kinda mean ship-DIB
I can't live like this! Must erase knowledge!-Ship
THE NIGHTMARE BEGINS
I put the fires out!-ZIM
You made them worse!-Red
Worse? or better?-ZIM
Be sure to buy all kinds of cheap useless stuff at the giftshop!-speaker guy
WALK OF DOOM
Ice cream! ugh! somebody buy it! ugh!-Ice cream guy
You left what at home?-Zim
The guidy chippy thingy!-Gir
Doh! Why would you do that?!-Zim
To make room for the cupcake!-GIR
Get a job ya bum!-Random walking guy
I miss you cupcake!-GIR
What About The Bus?-Gir
MORTOS DER SOULSTEASLER
ZIM!-DIB
What?-ZIM
(goes on for 4 seconds)
Mooch?-Mortos
Yes!-DIB
Moochmoochmooch mooch mooch?!-Mortos
I had a sammich in my head!-GIR
So, about my sammich?-Gir
Mmhhmm.-ZIM
OOHHH! stone feel good!*rubs head on grave*-Mortos
I bet this jacket will make you feel fabulous!-Store clerk
an apply pie with cheese!-MORTOS
THERES ZIM! and his box is full of things!-DIB
Do these pants make Mortos butt look big?-Mortos
Look! they squeak when i bend knees!-Mortos
Can it protect from THHIISS! -ZIM
SAMMICH!-GIR
laugh now space monster! But my weapon is so powerful it wears rubber pants!-DIB
and arlene here-Mortos
HII!-arlene
*sees puppy and tries to eat*PUPPIES!-GIR
NO GIR! you can eat later!-ZIM
You didnt have to yell at me-GIR
mmhhmm-ZIM
I mean i got rid of my sammich-GIR
-mhhmmmh
I am infecting this city with mutated vermin! but you'll never know.-ZIM
you just told me.-DIB
LIES!-ZIM
ZIM EATS WAFFLES
Guess who made waffles!-GIR
Y'know who came by t'day? That ugly neighbor lady. She was wearing a horrible.HUH?-ZIM
Hold on, were sending some one over to beat you up for playing jokes on the FBI!-Greg
You look like you need waffles, boobooboo!-GIR
GIR your waffles have sickened me. Fetch me the bucket!-ZIM
Intrudeer!! *hums and eats cookie*-GIR
Hey! Would you mind putting this spy camera in Zim's house so I could spy on his evil and stuff?-Dib
Oky DOKY!-GIr
*Girs sleeping in cereal*
These got peanuts and soap in em!-GIR
OK Gir! I will try..-ZIM
weeehehehehehe!-Gir
Hey these aren't bad. What's in em'?-ZIM
there's waffles in em!-GIR
YOUR LYING!-ZIm
I liiike to make waffles!-Gir
The giant flesh eating squid demone has escaped!*gets beat up*-ZIM
Gir! defensive mode!-ZIm
Weeehheeehoo!-Gir *gives squid ice cream*
Its great! I never want to leave this magical place! Im so happy!-Nick
Excellent! want some waffles!-Zim
Zim's making that poor kid eat waffles!-Dib
Hey you're dib right? Did you ever get that Ninja ghost out of your toilet?-Greg
Yes! No thanks to you!-Dib
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This is all I could remember Right now( i was watching Mortos Der Soulstealer and Zim Eats Waffles, so that's why they have the most) But, The others were written by my amazing
memory! ;p Invader BLink, Signing OFF!
The only characters here are Ariel, Gillies,Jasper, Grimm Reaper, and Mangus.
Ariel's POV
I sat down at the table. The Grimm Reaper and my dad wanted to talk about something.
“as you both know, you are partners just like your dad and I used to be" said Grimm. “But, your dad and I wanted you 2 to be more than partners."
“so were just going to go out with each other?" I said.
“Oh no no no no" said Mangus. He chuckled.
What is it Grimm!?!?! I said
“You 2 need to get married!" said Grimm
BTW it is Gillies and Ariel that have 2 get married
Ariel's POV
I sat down at the table. The Grimm Reaper and my dad wanted to talk about something.
“as you both know, you are partners just like your dad and I used to be" said Grimm. “But, your dad and I wanted you 2 to be more than partners."
“so were just going to go out with each other?" I said.
“Oh no no no no" said Mangus. He chuckled.
What is it Grimm!?!?! I said
“You 2 need to get married!" said Grimm
BTW it is Gillies and Ariel that have 2 get married
Gir opened the door. The mail flew at his face. A spark flies from Gir's doggy suite and it hits a car. Gir: Oops! Sorry! Gir runs inside and he starts walking slower. Zim comes out with a huge magnet. Zim: Gir! I demand you to...
Before he can finish Gir sais: Help! In a low deep voice! Zim drops the magnet and Gir gets pulled over to it. Gir crawls across the ground. Gir: Help! Gir's arm falls off as Gir sais: Tacos! Come to the rescue. A taco jumps off the table and Gir eats it whil weeping. Zim comes out and picks up the magnet. It pulls Gir along. Zim: Gir! Get...
Gir: Save me! Gir starts to combust a little. Zim: Gir? Are you all right? Gir: No! Zim pulls out another magnet and Gir comes off. He flashes black and green as spatks come from his head. Zim: Giiiiiiiiiiiiiiir! No! Why you! Gir then explodes. Zim starts to cry. You do love me! Gir says. Zim: Gir? He sais as the tears go away. Gir jumps from the kitchen. Zim: Gir! Don't ever trick me like that again!
Before he can finish Gir sais: Help! In a low deep voice! Zim drops the magnet and Gir gets pulled over to it. Gir crawls across the ground. Gir: Help! Gir's arm falls off as Gir sais: Tacos! Come to the rescue. A taco jumps off the table and Gir eats it whil weeping. Zim comes out and picks up the magnet. It pulls Gir along. Zim: Gir! Get...
Gir: Save me! Gir starts to combust a little. Zim: Gir? Are you all right? Gir: No! Zim pulls out another magnet and Gir comes off. He flashes black and green as spatks come from his head. Zim: Giiiiiiiiiiiiiiir! No! Why you! Gir then explodes. Zim starts to cry. You do love me! Gir says. Zim: Gir? He sais as the tears go away. Gir jumps from the kitchen. Zim: Gir! Don't ever trick me like that again!
The sad thing is, Nick was not always this, well, stupid. Once upon a time, our generation watched shows that actually made us laugh, not like this dirt Nick is shoving through our throats now that need an "applause" button. The end of Nick Magazine was just one of the things that showed us Nick is falling.
Now, shows that felt Nick's wrath are rising, and Invader Zim will show the world that the so-called, "Christan Parents Today" are nothing but blasphemers. I cannot find a reason why God would not laugh at the hilarious comedy, or why Jesus could not-"MAKE BISCUTS!" Shame on all of the people who hated on Invader Zim. Nothing is without flaws, but Invader Zim should not be cancelled just because a bunch of non-elected punks, and self-righteous freaks said it was stupid.
Now, shows that felt Nick's wrath are rising, and Invader Zim will show the world that the so-called, "Christan Parents Today" are nothing but blasphemers. I cannot find a reason why God would not laugh at the hilarious comedy, or why Jesus could not-"MAKE BISCUTS!" Shame on all of the people who hated on Invader Zim. Nothing is without flaws, but Invader Zim should not be cancelled just because a bunch of non-elected punks, and self-righteous freaks said it was stupid.
Seeing Gir reminded Kat of her own family. She began to have a flashback:
"Oh my! She will be the most evil thing ever!" said Kat's mother. "Indeed!" replied her father. When Kat was born though, she wasn't what Lightopia expected. She was too sweet- not to metion too short. Her parents hated her, her siblings hated her- only Sriker understood- or did he? Kat's life was falling apart. It was a disaster from day one! She hadn't grown much since she was born, either!
But when she arrived at Earth, it all seemed to fade. So was her eyesight and hearing, and she collapsed. Fainted.
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"Oh my! She will be the most evil thing ever!" said Kat's mother. "Indeed!" replied her father. When Kat was born though, she wasn't what Lightopia expected. She was too sweet- not to metion too short. Her parents hated her, her siblings hated her- only Sriker understood- or did he? Kat's life was falling apart. It was a disaster from day one! She hadn't grown much since she was born, either!
But when she arrived at Earth, it all seemed to fade. So was her eyesight and hearing, and she collapsed. Fainted.
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It was 12:15. Just past midight. I was watching my favorite TV show 'Invader Zim'.
I really love that show. Couldn't miss an episode!
How exciting would it be to actually be an Irken? I tremble with excitment.
Of corse I'm not allowed to be up this late. My parents were asleep. But they don't understand. I'm like the show's number 1 fan!
I yawned. I must stay awake. This is so exciting, this episode...
Drifting off....
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When I woke up, I had changed. My hair had a red streak in it. But that wasn't all I also looked... Well odd. I looked un-real.
'Eeek!' I squealed.
I was standing in a hallway in frount of a large door. There was no where else I could go so I opened the door.
It gave a terrifying screech...
I really love that show. Couldn't miss an episode!
How exciting would it be to actually be an Irken? I tremble with excitment.
Of corse I'm not allowed to be up this late. My parents were asleep. But they don't understand. I'm like the show's number 1 fan!
I yawned. I must stay awake. This is so exciting, this episode...
Drifting off....
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When I woke up, I had changed. My hair had a red streak in it. But that wasn't all I also looked... Well odd. I looked un-real.
'Eeek!' I squealed.
I was standing in a hallway in frount of a large door. There was no where else I could go so I opened the door.
It gave a terrifying screech...
