The following reason i've talked about on the south park page, but it's so important that i had to write about it here.
If you hadn't read it yet, i'm talking about how relatable Kyle is. You don't have to be jewish in order to relate with what Kyle goes through with Cartman on the show. I can safely say that everyone on earth has been bullied, teased, or made fun of for something about them. Kyle? Every single episode he's persecuted for being jewish. this is why I think he's so relatable. He can help others with what their going through by being a type of role model. i know that he has helped me numerous times.
If you hadn't read it yet, i'm talking about how relatable Kyle is. You don't have to be jewish in order to relate with what Kyle goes through with Cartman on the show. I can safely say that everyone on earth has been bullied, teased, or made fun of for something about them. Kyle? Every single episode he's persecuted for being jewish. this is why I think he's so relatable. He can help others with what their going through by being a type of role model. i know that he has helped me numerous times.
This One reason is probably one of my favorite reasons why I love Kyle Broflovski.
I love his individuality. He never changes anything about himself for anyone. My favorite example of this is in the episode 'South Park is gay!" When the guys gave him a makeover that turned him into a metrosexual, he didn't feel like himself. So you know what he did? The next day, he went to school in his usual hat and coat.
Along with this, Kyle takes pride in his religion, like I mentioned in the first part of this series. The only thing about him that i wish would change is that he starts taking pride in his hair. after all, his hair is what makes him stand out in the crowd.
I love his individuality. He never changes anything about himself for anyone. My favorite example of this is in the episode 'South Park is gay!" When the guys gave him a makeover that turned him into a metrosexual, he didn't feel like himself. So you know what he did? The next day, he went to school in his usual hat and coat.
Along with this, Kyle takes pride in his religion, like I mentioned in the first part of this series. The only thing about him that i wish would change is that he starts taking pride in his hair. after all, his hair is what makes him stand out in the crowd.
"Come over here, you fucking monster!" I ordered to Kyle
I then wrapped my arms around his warm, unsuspecting body. He had a look of suprise on his face. I know that he thought that I was gonna beat him up, but I knew better. If I did that, then we would have to start this all over again.
We held hands as we walked back to our classroom. When we returned, Mr. Garrison was gone, and everyone was looking in our direction. Everyone must've heard about what happened.
"Let's hear it for Kyle and Kylie!" Kevin Stoley shouted from the back of the classroom.
Everyone started to applaud and whistle, as it we just won an award. Apparently, we were stunning and brave, Just like Catlyn Jenner.
I then wrapped my arms around his warm, unsuspecting body. He had a look of suprise on his face. I know that he thought that I was gonna beat him up, but I knew better. If I did that, then we would have to start this all over again.
We held hands as we walked back to our classroom. When we returned, Mr. Garrison was gone, and everyone was looking in our direction. Everyone must've heard about what happened.
"Let's hear it for Kyle and Kylie!" Kevin Stoley shouted from the back of the classroom.
Everyone started to applaud and whistle, as it we just won an award. Apparently, we were stunning and brave, Just like Catlyn Jenner.
MR.Garrison: Kylie, I've noticed that you and Kyle are becoming good friends.
Me: yes, that's true.
Mr. Garrison: Well, I think that's great. I think that you and Kyle were meant for each other, and together, i know that you and him will change the world and make it a better place.
Me:..........Thanks, Mr.G.
I ran out of class, got my stuff together as fast as possible, and met up with Kyle.
"Sorry I took so long, Mr.Garrison was talking to me about how you and were meant to be together"I apologized to Kyle.
"That's wierd. Yesterday, Mr. Garrison told me the same thing about you.
We walked to the bus, and sat down. On the bus ride, we continued our conversation of randomness. We talked about Basically anything that you could imagine. It didn't last that long, until I asked a question that would change our relationship forever.
Me: yes, that's true.
Mr. Garrison: Well, I think that's great. I think that you and Kyle were meant for each other, and together, i know that you and him will change the world and make it a better place.
Me:..........Thanks, Mr.G.
I ran out of class, got my stuff together as fast as possible, and met up with Kyle.
"Sorry I took so long, Mr.Garrison was talking to me about how you and were meant to be together"I apologized to Kyle.
"That's wierd. Yesterday, Mr. Garrison told me the same thing about you.
We walked to the bus, and sat down. On the bus ride, we continued our conversation of randomness. We talked about Basically anything that you could imagine. It didn't last that long, until I asked a question that would change our relationship forever.
"kyle, how do you do that?" I asked Kyle once the bus started moving.
It' pretty simple" Kyle answered. " You know how people always say that beautiful people can get other people to do what they want? it's kinda like that. In fact, you're so beautiful that you could probably do it yourself."
He then leaned forward and kissed me on the lips. I loved the way his lips felt against mine. I opened my mouth a little bit so his tongue could wrestle with mine. He quickly understood the gesture. We kissed for a full minute. I was sad when he leaned back. I wanted to go back for more, but I didn't want to be seen as a huge slut.
Our bus arrived at the school. We walked in together.
It' pretty simple" Kyle answered. " You know how people always say that beautiful people can get other people to do what they want? it's kinda like that. In fact, you're so beautiful that you could probably do it yourself."
He then leaned forward and kissed me on the lips. I loved the way his lips felt against mine. I opened my mouth a little bit so his tongue could wrestle with mine. He quickly understood the gesture. We kissed for a full minute. I was sad when he leaned back. I wanted to go back for more, but I didn't want to be seen as a huge slut.
Our bus arrived at the school. We walked in together.
Kyle gave Cartman and Kenny his usual death stare. the two looked away. Kyle always seemed to know what to do to get people to bug off. I wonder how he does that.
Right after that, the bus came and picked us up. When I thought that we were safe from torment, Kenny does what is probably the grossest thing imaginable.
"Hey Kyle!" Kenny shouted as he got on the bus.
He then formed a V with his middle and pointer finger and flaled his tongue between them.
"Am I right?" Kenny asked.
Kyle gave Kenny a second death stare. he then sat down. HOW DOES HE DO THAT?!
Right after that, the bus came and picked us up. When I thought that we were safe from torment, Kenny does what is probably the grossest thing imaginable.
"Hey Kyle!" Kenny shouted as he got on the bus.
He then formed a V with his middle and pointer finger and flaled his tongue between them.
"Am I right?" Kenny asked.
Kyle gave Kenny a second death stare. he then sat down. HOW DOES HE DO THAT?!
When I got to the bus stop, I saw Kyle with ear buds in his ears.
"hey, Kylie!" He greeted, "What did you think of A Day To Remember? By the way, I love your shirt!."
"Thanks! I really love them! Thank you for recommending them." I answered.
Stan, Kenny, and Cartman arrive.
"Kyle and Kylie sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes marriage, Then comes kyle putting his dick in Kylie's mouth!" Cartman and kenny sang together.
Stan looked like he was about to laugh his head off, but he contained himself. I have lost all respectthat i had for him.
"hey, Kylie!" He greeted, "What did you think of A Day To Remember? By the way, I love your shirt!."
"Thanks! I really love them! Thank you for recommending them." I answered.
Stan, Kenny, and Cartman arrive.
"Kyle and Kylie sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes marriage, Then comes kyle putting his dick in Kylie's mouth!" Cartman and kenny sang together.
Stan looked like he was about to laugh his head off, but he contained himself. I have lost all respectthat i had for him.
Last night I had another weird dream. Kyle and I were in our 20s and getting married. Stan, Kenny, and Cartman were the groomsmen, but there were no bridesmaids. Big shocker there. Kyle and I danced to Rise Against's 'swing life away' I swear that I was almost gonna faint because Kyle was singing the entire song into my ear as we danced. In reality, It was more like standing and moving our hips from side to side.
The next morning, I woke up with a smile in my face. I put on my Fall Out Boy shirt, black skinny jeans, and black converse high tops. I ran out the door without saying a word to my dad. I ran to my bus stop. For the first time i forever, I was excited to go to school.
The next morning, I woke up with a smile in my face. I put on my Fall Out Boy shirt, black skinny jeans, and black converse high tops. I ran out the door without saying a word to my dad. I ran to my bus stop. For the first time i forever, I was excited to go to school.
