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The following reason i've talked about on the south park page, but it's so important that i had to write about it here.

If you hadn't read it yet, i'm talking about how relatable Kyle is. You don't have to be jewish in order to relate with what Kyle goes through with Cartman on the show. I can safely say that everyone on earth has been bullied, teased, or made fun of for something about them. Kyle? Every single episode he's persecuted for being jewish. this is why I think he's so relatable. He can help others with what their going through by being a type of role model. i know that he has helped me numerous times.
posted by dragons0214
When the bus started to move again, I took my Ipod out of my backpack. I went to the music and pressed play on 'Teenage Dirtbag' by Wheatus, my favorite song. It's about a boy who has a crush on a girl but the girl doesn't notice because she's super popular and he's a friendless loser. The song reminds me of my situation of stan. I look out the window as I listen to my musical therapy,

"I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby,
yeah I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby
listen to Iron Maiden, baby with me.'

I listened to the song on repeat until the bus rolled to the front of my school.
posted by dragons0214
"You know, you'd be pretty cool if you were a boy." cartman said real snarky.

"you're a dumbass, dude!" Stan chimed in." Even if she was a boy, she'd still suck ass.

The school bus rolled down the street and the driver open its creaky door. It time for me to board my chariot that'll take me to the luxurious tortures that await me at South Park Elementary. The three boys sat next to each other at the very back row, while I sit at the seat right behind the bus driver. It's like that seat was reserved for me or something. Or, kids at my school think that if the sit at my seat, they'll catch a disease.
posted by Michelle_Chang
(going back to the previous part..)
Craig: The hell was that?!
Clyde: I don't know.. *Looks at Token* Do you know, dude?
Token: *Shakes head* Nope. What about you, Michelle?
Me: It's Mysterion.
Craig: (horrified) Are you serious?
Me: Yeah.
Token: Who is he??
Me: It's Kenny..
Clyde and Craig: WHAT?! Who told you this?
Me: That skank told me 3 days ago!
Craig: You mean Bebe?
Me: Yeah. And also Rebecca.
(At Cartman's house..)
Liane: Eric, I am disappointed in you for what you did to this girl..
Cartman: I knuw, Mem..
Liane: What was her name again?
Cartman: Michelle.
(At the school..)
Bebe: *Puts my books in my...
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posted by Michelle_Chang
(going back to the previous part...)
Me: (reaches Craig's front door and I knock on it.)
Mrs. Tucker: (answers the door) Hello, are you a friend of Craig?
Me: Yes, I am. I've come to see him.
Mrs. Tucker: What is your name?
Me: Michelle.
Mrs. Tucker: Alright then. Craig, Michelle's here to see you!
Craig: I'll be there in a second, Mom! (comes downstairs with my football jersey and jacket on and sees Michelle at my front door) Hey, Michelle!
Me: Hey, Craig!
Craig: What's up?
Me: Not much, I was just wondering if you wanted to go to the movies today since we were unable to do so two days ago.
Craig: Sure....
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posted by Michelle_Chang
(going back to the previous part...)
(Mysterion then has his eyes set directly at Michelle as she steps a little farther back..)
Craig: Holy shit...
Token: Is it just us..
Clyde: ..Or is Mysterion actually falling for Michelle?
Janay: Little of both..
Mysterion: *hugs Michelle longingly..*
Me: *hugs Mysterion back longingly as well as he has his hand touching my hair...*
Craig: Hey, this reminds me about when Mica and I hugged the last time...
Clyde: Well, at least that's the first time he has ever hugged her while in costume..
Token: You think?
Craig: Yeah, he hasn't done that before..
Clyde: Craig's...
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posted by Michelle_Chang
(going back to the previous part...)
Me: (is at home and inside my room, trying to get ideas what to type in for my love poem to show to the class for showing them our talents, but I just put my hands in my face and I just sit down on my bed and I stare at the window for a while, but then I just turn away for a minute.)
Mysterion: (appears) Hello, Michelle.
Me: You startled me right there..
Mysterion: Sorry...
Me: It's okay. Anyway, is something wrong?
Mysterion: Well, it's about Stan.
Me: What'd he do?
Mysterion: At school yesterday, he tried to steal your heart from me.
Me: Kenny, whatever happens,...
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posted by Michelle_Chang
(going back to the previous part...)
Stan: Michelle?
Me: Yeah, Stan?
Stan: Do you still like me?
Me: Of course I do! Why would you ask that?
Stan: It's because Kyle told me that you're still with Kenny.
Me: Stan, no matter who I'm with, I'll never be over you.
Stan: Thanks, Michelle.
Me: You're welcome, Stan.
(then Stan and I hug and that he never lets go of me and I do the same thing)
Stan: I love you dearly, Michelle.
Me: I love you too, Stan.
Kenny: Stan, what the hell?!
Stan: The fuck am I doing, Kenny?
Kenny: You're with my girlfriend, you know that?!?
Stan: Yeah, but I was the one who loved her first!...
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posted by Michelle_Chang
(going back to the previous part...)
Stan: I can't believe Kenny stole Michelle's heart from me!
Kyle: I know, dude.
Me: Hey, Stan...
Stan: Michelle! *hugs*
Me: Stan! *hugs Stan back*
Kyle: Hello, Michelle.
Me: Hello, Kyle.
Kyle: Can I tell you something?
Me: Sure.
Kyle: Stan's been calling you all week.
Me: Because...?
Kyle: So that he can let you know that he isn't over you, no matter how much Kenny loves you already.
Me: I'm sorry, Kyle... I've already moved on. He needs to move on too.
Kyle: OK. I'll tell Stan.
Stan: What did she say?
Kyle: She told me that she has moved on. You need to do the same, Stan....
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posted by Michelle_Chang
(going back to the previous part...)
(Meanwhile, Kenny as Mysterion and I as the Angel of Darkness try to see why Cartman has come back to South Park..)
Me: I think we gotta handle this situation up.
Kenny: Yeah, I think you're right.
Me: Well, it's the best thing for us to do..
Kenny: Yep, I'm always wondering this: Why did Cartman ever come back to South Park?
Me: Maybe because he wanted us back as his friends..
Kenny: (nods) Yeah, you're right, Michelle..
Me: Yep..
(then the next day at school, Stan walks to Mr. Garrison's classroom with a paper that reads: "Kenny and Michelle are dating?" in his...
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posted by Sam9876
(going back to the previous volume...)
(then at Hell's Pass Hospital..)
Dad: Why does Michelle get hurt in battles like these? (then staring down at me sadly but not knowing that I'm recovering much quicker than before...)
Mom: Victor, it's because of someone threatening her into doing so.
Me: (then escapes the hospital before I knew it.)
(then at my house..)
Me: That was close. (then the cuts and the blueness from my face disappear as Stan, Emmy, Janay, Kenny, and Kyle see me out of the hospital.)
Emmy: Michelle! You're out already?!
Me: Yep.
Emmy: Wow, Michelle... You're pretty damn lucky you got...
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(going back to the previous part..)
Me: (thinking: "I've gotten myself way over the edge now ever since Lea died. I'll never be any happier in my life again." then I just fall asleep for the night.)
(then the next day at school, I have changed a lot.)
Stan: Hey Michelle.
Me: Hi Stan.
Stan: You look like you just turned into a goth. You sure you're doing OK?
Me: Yeah, I'm doing just fine.
Stan: Okay. See you in class.
Me: Yeah. See you.
(Stan kisses me on the cheek and we walk into class and we just go into our spots next to one another.)
Mr. Garrison: Okay, children, let's take our seats..
Me: (then something...
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(going back to the previous part..)
Me (in my costume): (thinks: I knew what I had to do. It's my only chance to save the world once and for all. Mysterion and Kenny were right all along. The power and the fate of South Park is in my hands. I have known this for 10 years now and I still remember the first time I have received my immortality and my power. Whenever I had to fight someone, it always ends in me winning.) (then my shadow appears right before my enemy sees it.)
Unknown Enemy: It's no use, the Angel of Darkness. There's nothing you can do to save your town.
Me: Hmmph, there's only one...
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added by Eric_C
The title says it all.
video
kyle
gets
aids
(going back to where we came from in the previous part...)
Janay: Wow, Michelle! You sure are a rockstar!
Me: Yeah, I played this game and I rock at it!
Stan: I agree. Your skills are badass, Michelle.
Me: Thanks Stan! You too Janay!
Stan and Janay: You're welcome.
Stan: Jinx!
Janay: Dammit! I owe you a soda now, Stan!
Kyle: Wow, I wouldn't agree more with Janay and Stan.
Kenny: (unmuffled) I guess I'm up.
(then the song starts and Kenny and I rock it up with our skills, and Kenny tries to keep the pace going with his skills, but I top the round off with my notes going unstoppable and unmissed as I...
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added by Kyle_B
Mr. Mackey obviously had a stick up his ass or something.
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tooth
decay
(going back to where we left off..)
Stan: Wow. That was really the longest time we ever kissed in like days, Michelle!
Me: I know right, Stan!
Stan: Right!
(at Cartman's house, we arrive at the exact time.)
Cartman: Stan! Michelle! You guys both made it!
Me: Yeah, it would be tragic if I missed the Guitar Hero party.
Kyle: Hey Michelle! Hey Stan!
Me and Stan: Hi Kyle!
Kenny: (unmuffled) Hey guys!
Me: Whoa, Kenny! You're not wearing your hood on! What happened!?
Kenny: I grew tired of having my speech muffled and all that, so I decided to not wear my hood on for the rest of my life.
Stan: Wow, Kenny......
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(going back to where the previous part left off...)
Mom: How's your day, Michelle?
Me: It was great, Mom!
Mom: Good. Good night darling. (kisses me on the cheek)
Me: Night Mom.
(my mom closes the door)
Me: I didn't know someone found out about my power until yesterday.
(the next day at school, I see Kenny without his hood on for the second time)
Kenny: Did you defeat him, Michelle?
Me: Yes.
Stan: Nice job, Michelle!
Me: Thanks Stan.
Stan: (smiles warmly at Michelle)
Me: (smiles back warmly at Stan)
(then Stan comes near to kiss me, and I get near too and we just kiss with us both having our eyes closed.)...
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(at night..)
Me(in costume narrating): This world was devastated before I became a superhero, and the main protagonist of South Park. A harsh, bleak place where we live in eternal darkness. Everything's a struggle where we live without hope. Why did it happen? No one will answer me directly. And they always point... to Professor Chaos, the main antagonist of South Park. That professor! He has tried to take over South Park ever since my birth of a hero for good to stop the villains for the better. There is also an eternal life form that I cannot truly defeat. He is known as Cthulu...
Janay(in...
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(going back to the scene of the previous part)
Bebe: THIS. IS. SOUTH PARK!! If you say it's Sparta, I will kick your ass!
Cartman: I already beat your ass like twice, Bebe!
(meanwhile)
Stan and I: Hey, Kyle. Hey, Janay.
Kyle and Janay: Hey Stan and Michelle.
(then we sit at our table)
Janay: Wow, you're so pretty in that dress, Michelle!
Me: Thanks. It's the color of my gloves.
Kyle: I agree. You do look pretty tonight, Michelle.
Me: Why thank you Kyle! You and Janay are so nice!
(Back to the argument)
Cartman: I can't believe you said you were gonna kick my ass, Bebe!
Bebe: I never said I was!
Cartman:...
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(at the hospital)
Carla: Michelle, why did you do it?!?
Me: YOU SON OF A BITCH, YOU F***ING PUNCHED ME EVERYWHERE AND I TOLD MY MOM THAT SHE MIGHT CALL THE COPS BECAUSE OF YOU DUMBASS!
Carla: Michelle, I'm f***ing sorry, OKAY?!?
Me: WELL SORRY DOESN'T DO ANYTHING, MY MOM IS STILL CALLING THE F***ING COPS SO **** YOU!
Carla: I thought we were great friends, Michelle.
Me: It doesn't matter, Carla. I'm still kicking your ass like you kicked mine in the previous part.
Carla: (walks away)
Me: (removes my hospital gown and puts on my usual school outfit and breaks out the hospital quickly, and I bike down...
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