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Discord: This is so much fun!(takes tape out of Nikki's mouth)
Nikki: SCORE!! ARE YOU OKAY?!?!
Score: Whatever.
Nikki: Aww come on!!
Discord: Now Nikki, it's time, your turn!
Nikki: *gulp* you let me go!! Now!
Discord: I'm sorry Nikki, no can do.
Nikki: Grrrrr...(bites discord)
Discord: OW! What the hay!
Nikki: and there's more where that came from!
Discord: Look into my, sugarcube, you are getting sleepy, are you hypnotized by theses secrets that your keeping, nopony keeps a secret nopony keeps a secret....
Nikki: (eyes turn red) let me go-
Discord: Now Nikki, your the element of understanding right?
Nikki: UhHuh
Discord: Now listen, wouldn't it be better if you didn't understand nothing? When somepony tries to share their feeling with you, just laugh and say "Good luck with that" Okay?
Nikki: *nods* yes master
Discord: okay then *snap*
Nikki: (turns grey)
Discord: Bwahahahaha!!!!

With Jack and Pacifica.......

Pacifica: AHH! I'm so tired! My hoofs hurt Jack!!!
Jack: Ugh! Why don't you just rest okay?
Pacifica: okay! (Lays down)

Discord turn Jack and Pacifica into stones, he also turn the rest of the male ponies into stones too.

Discord: BWAHAHAHAHA!!! This is just TOO easy!

With Cotton Swirls and Stormy.....

CS: hmmmm where can we find water?
Stormy: maybe there's water in that stream.
CS: yea. I feel so bad for Azura....
Stormy: Me too.
CS: So uhhh..
Stormy: What?
CS: Do you want t-

Suddenly the ground starts shake shake, and Discord appears laughing.

Stormy: *gulps*
CS: (runs to a bush and stick some leaves into her ears)
Discord: Hello there Stormy and Cotton Swirls *smirks*
Stormy: What do you want discord?!
Discord: Revenge!
Stormy: What do you mean?
Discord: (picks up stormy) Look into my eyes, your really getting sleepy, are you hypnotized by those secrets that your keeping?
Stormy: (eyes turn black)
Discord: Your the element of caring right Stormy?
Stormy: Y-Yes
Discord: By the time I snap, you are not gonna care about ANYTHING!!!! Okayyyyyyyyyyy?
Stormy: *nods*
Discord: *Snap* Oh my gosh my mother died!
Stormy: Who Cares Dumbo?!

Discord: HAHAHA! Now with you Cotton Swirls! (Makes disappear her wings)
Cotton Swirls: *gulp* *thinking* I hope this works
Discord: Look into my eyes, your really getting sleepy, are you hypnotized by those secrets that your keeping?
Cotton Swirls: *pretends to be hypnotized* UhHuh
Discord: Your the element of sharing huh?
Cotton Swirls: UhHuh
Discord: I think you you should stop sharing....Why share when you can have everything to yourself? By the time I snap, you'll hate sharing stuff that's yours. *snaps*
Cotton Swirls: huh?
Discord: Hey CS, can I have a piece of your chocolate?
Cotton Swirls: Sur- I-I mean NO! IT'S MINE!
Discord: HaHA! Guess my work here is done! (Disappears)
CS: (takes leaves out of her ears) *Sarcastic* Wow Discord your so smart to not know that I didn't heard a thing you said! HAHA! (Looks at her wings) aww, he took away my wings!

To be continued.......
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Episode 7

New Equestrian Order
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Canterlot - Tavern under the wet cat.

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Pony Elf - You don't have to...
Crimson - Hey you saved my friend life! More beer here!
Shadowknight - So, what is your name.
Lannel - My name is Lannel.
Crimson - Weird name...
Lannel - We elfs get name from different things. I was a bridge to my father leadership so that's what my first part of name means - bridge.
Shadowknight - And second?
Lannel - Women... I guess...
Crimson - Hmmm that's pretty OK.
Shadowknight - Well we get names just like you but less in poetry.
Crimson - My name was changed from Harvest, my father wanted...
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I feel that my version of Master Sword has enough popularity that this episode should be more or less HIS EPISODE..


Saten finally took a train back to Ponyville.

Loud police voice: GET DOWN ON THE GROUND ASSHOLE! (Saten freaks out and hides on the ground surrendering) I'LL SHOOT YOUR LEGS OFF!

Master Sword: (comes into view, driving police car). Hahaha! Gotcha.. Naw, it's just me.

Saten: Sword? You scared th- Oh shit, did you steal cop car!?.. That's crazy!

Master Sword: No, what's crazy. Is leaving it unintended, anyone cold of stole it.. Prove.. I did!

Saten: But dude! You can't steal police cars!...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: It feels great to be back everypony.
Master Sword: Now we're starting off season 2.
Audience: *Cheers*
Tom: Today's crossover parody, Top Queer.
Audience: *Laughs*
Master Sword: This crossover parody combines Top Gear with Glee.
Audience: *Laughs*
Tom: And begin.

Top Queer

Starring Tom Foolery as Jeremy Clarkson
Master Sword as James May
Saten Twist as Richard Hammond
Mortomis as Will Schuester
Snow Wonder...
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Random dialectics: Rainbow Rocks


Hello and welcome to my newest article in the series of reviews I've been doing every once in a while over the past couple of weeks. Okay, months... never mind that! I usually review movies, but for now, I have decided to take a closer look on the second Equestria Girls cartoon, Rainbow Rocks. It is quite obvious, yet I always state this nevertheless: if you haven't seen the cartoon yet... SPOLIER ALERT!

Although I gotta say, this review will be quite short compared to my other articles, since most of the internet reviewers have already summed the movie up pretty...
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