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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con Mane in disguise.
Con Mane in disguise.
When Con called P, she was angry with him.

P: Goddamnit Con! You weren't supposed to kill anyone!
Con: Yeah well Der Cheif is still alive, and I found a way to get the money from him.
P: How? Blow his head off?
Con: I'm going to follow him to the Casino Of Solace, and win the money he stole.
P: Ok, but this is your last chance. If you kill one more pony, your license to murder will be provoked. Now come back to Canterlot.

Con returned to Canterlot so he could get some supplies. He got money, and he was being disguised to look like another pony. He was going to Alicorn City which was where the Casino Of Solace would be.

Bodyguard 4: Who is getting the money now that Mr. Black is dead?
Der Cheif: A pony named Frank.
Con: I'm here, lets play some poker!
Dealer: Big blind goes to Jade. It will move clockwise.
Der Cheif: That means I get small blind.

There were 7 ponies playing at the table Con was at. The order went from Jade, Der Cheif, Derpy, the cutie mark crusaders, and Con.

Der Cheif: *looks at cards* I'm betting 50 bits.
Jade: I'm in
Con: *looks at cards* I'm in.
Big Mac: Applebloom! What are you and your friends doing here?!
Cutie mark crusaders: *run off*
Dealer: Dumb fillies. Ok show your cards.
Jade: I got a three of a kind kings.
Der Cheif: 4 of a kind kings!
Con: Nice, but not good enough. 4 of a kind aces.
Dealer: And the winner is, what's your name?
Con: Mane. Con Mane.
Dealer: The winner is Con Mane.
Der Cheif: *hits table*

The poker match was getting intense. After ten hands it was just Con, and Der Cheif. Each had over 50,000 bits.

Dealer: Final hand gentlemen. Ante is 20 bits. *deals cards*
Con & Der Cheif: *Pay for match*
Der Cheif: Get me 1 card.
Con: I don't need any.
Dealer: Alright. Bet!
Der Cheif: I'm going all in.
Con: if that's what you want, so be it.
Dealer: Show your hands.
Der Cheif: I have a straight flush. Sorry Con
Con: Now wait just a minute! You think your hand is so good, well it is. My hand however is better.
Der Cheif: What can beat a straight flush?
Con: ROYAL FLUSH!!
Dealer: Whoa. No wonder you didn't need any cards. Con wins.
Crowd: *applaudes*
Der Cheif: Dood hem. NU! (Kill him. NOW!)
Bodyguard 5: *shoots At Con*
Con: *jams guns with magic* See ya! *runs off with money*

Con drove off with three Coltillac El Doritos chasing him.

Con: *drifts*
Coltillac driver 1: *shoots at Con*
Con: *deploys shield reflecting bullets. One of them hits the driver*
Coltillac driver 1: *drives into tree*
Coltillac driver 2: *hits Con's car*
Con: *flips car, and destroys it*
Der Cheif: Uitstekend. Zet hem in de kofferbak.
(Excellent. Put him in the trunk)
Just hanging out with myself...(Kanade Tachibana from Angel Beats)
Just hanging out with myself...(Kanade Tachibana from Angel Beats)
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...back then i felt terrible...the feeling of being alone into this world was painful...going through everyday of my life with the same routine as always: waking up,going to school,eating alone at lunch time,going home alone...it was always the same...i do not have what you call 'friends' it was always me and my family,that's why i'd rather stay at home than at school...why do i have to go there anyway? i mean,if God's only going to make me feel even more miserable by making me see all my classmates make friends,happy and all that,then i shouldn't have gone...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Carl
Carl
After my first day of school came the lowlife of my day. Coming home. My mom is dating this guy named Carl that does nothing but, watch TV or shout at someone. His dog Ditka, is very huge, and looks like he could bite your head off.

Rafe: *enters home*
Ditka: BARK!! *gets on Rafe*
Carl: Ditka, down!
Ditka: *goes away*
Carl: So how was your first day of school?
Rafe: School was unbelieveable. I met this beautiful filly, and I pulled the fire alarm

Ok, I didn't tell him that I pulled the fire alarm, but he wouldn't care anyway.

Carl: Uh-huh. Did you sign up for football yet?
Rafe: Nah. *grabs pudding...
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The last solstice

Chapter 31: Fading light - Part 3


“I'll go see what happened!” Nocturnal Mirage said after the first explosion. “You stay here!”

Driven by a sudden, unexplainable urge, the cobalt stallion rushed outside the room, leaving Celestia behind. As soon as he opened the door he knew something was terribly wrong. Royal guards in heavy armors were running around the spacious hallway, their hooves clashing against the marble floor and the thick walls reverberating the sound of their steps. Higher ranking stallions were shouting commands randomly and most of the guards looked perplexed...
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posted by savana89
i was in the woods lost my wing hurt i couldnt fly out then i smelled something something odd very odd then i turnd aroud i saw that it was...A TIMBER WOLF then all of a sudden i saw a pony, but i wasnt any pony it was pricesess luna! she beat up those wolves like it was nothing she flew me back to ponyville's hospital a few weeks later i was as good as new i was walking in town when i bumpped in to pinky pie,"HI IM PINKY PIE,you can call me pinky or pie or pink or pp!!!!" "um ill call you pink" "ok um whats your name?" "oh well pinky-i mean pink call me raindrop dash" "oh your name is like my friends but her name is rainbow daaaaasssshhhh(oh no got to tell dashy)"
posted by silverandroid
"No,no,..NO." The white pony was trotting around her art studio."Uuuggg..." The Mares mane was silver and fill with pant."Why do I have to hide, I'm the only alicorn who is'nt a princess." The pony had a 1 set of wings and 1 horn. BING!
"One moment please." She used her magic to put on her smock, covering her wings."Hello,and wellcome to Silverstars' art boutique. "Hi, My name is Rainbowdash and i was wondering if you could make me a self portrait.." the blue pony had a rainbow main. "why Certainly... miss...miss.." She hadn't herd her name. "Rainbowdash."
"Okey-dokey sit down right there and smile!" Later after it was done... "thanks It is soooo actuate, Silverstar you are a rocking artist." Rainbow said kindly. "no problem rainbow,... will you tell your friends... please im new here so that would be great."I sure will Silver!''
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