I told you Con Mane would return, and he's in a spy adventure which starts with a submarine going through the atlantic.

Equestrian ponies: We got sight of something.
Captain: What?
Equestrian ponies: It looks like an oil barge.
Captain: What the fuck are you looking at that for?
Equestrian ponies: Something unusual is sticking out from the bottom.

And suddenly the alarm went off, and the submarine was being forced to go up.

Captain: How is this happening?!
Equestrian ponies: WE have no idea!!
mexican: *drive barge near sub*
Captain: Of course. Mexicans!!
Mexicans: *go past submarine*

Speaking of Mexicans, the mexican secret service had something going on in Australia.

M.L: Where is Double X?
mexican lt: She's in Australia like you wanted her sir.
M.L: What is she doing?

During that, the CIE also had something going on in Australia

P: We got a message about one of our subs.
Snow: What does it say?
P: It says that it was attacked by a mexican barge. We need to inform 0007 about this right away.
S: But sir, he's already on a mission in Australia.
P: Then get him to pull out!

In Australia, which was snowy.

Con: *Laying in bed with a mare*
Double X: You make me feel good Con.
Con: I like doing what I can for mares like you. *recieves message from watch*

0007, report to HQ immediately.

Con: *gets out of bed*
Double X: What's wrong?
Con: I have to go.
Double: But, I need you.
Con: So does the United States. *leaves*

Soon he was skiing down a hill when.................

Mexicans: *appear*
Con: Oh great.
Danish: Get him quickly!
Con: *going faster*
Mexicans: *shoot at Con*
Danish: *grabs gun*
Con: *turns around*
Danish: *aims gun*
Con: *shoots something from ski pole*
Danish: *dies*
Mexicans: *get in front*
Con: *jumps around*
Mexican: *aims at Con*
Con: *pushes mexican*
Mexicans: *shoot at Con*
Con: *going toward cliff*
Mexicans: *stop shooting*
Con: *goes off cliff*

You think he'd die after falling off there. Correct, he would, but he had a parachute and deployed it. It was also one of those things where you could control which way you went :D

Sean The Hedgehog presents

A Con Mane story

The Shy Who Loved Me

Starring

Doughnut Joe........................Con Mane
Thunderlane..........................Isosceles
Fluttershy...............................Double X
Princess Luna........................Nightmare Moon
Jewelia....................................Winx
Parcival...................................P
Sydney. P Johnson.................S
Snowflake................................Snow Moneybit
Mexicans..................................Bad Guys
Germans...................................Good Guys
And
Equestrians