Orion continued walking towards Sherman Hill, and found a piece of land high enough for what he was going to do.
Orion: *Sets boxes on floor* Time to set this thing up, but first. *Puts on bunny slipers, and dress* Now, I'll really get fired with this.
Speaking of Orion, the inspectors, and Pete were talking about him at the station.
Inspector: Are all your workers good?
Pete: Well, nearly all of them. One of them named Gordon, keeps causing havoc, and I suspend him from work a lot.
Inspector: You oughta fire him.
Pete: I tried that once, but guess what happened.
Inspector: He destroyed something.
Pete: No. A movie company wanted to make a film about what we do around here, but they wouldn't film it without Gordon around, so I had to rehire him.
Inspector: Then, next time he does something wrong, you must fire him.
Pete: With pleasure. Hm, that just reminded me of something. There's a pony here that actually does want to get fired.
Inspector 2: And who might that be sir?
Pete: Orion Stardust.
Inspector: What does he do?
Pete: He works hard, and does his best. However, his assignments keep getting switched, and he wants to get fired on purpose because of this.
Inspector: Where is he now?
Pete: I don't know, probably sitting around somewhere.
Orion: *Finished building hang glider* Time to take flight! *Jumps off hill in hang glider*
He flew above Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss
Hawkeye: *Kissing Metal Gloss*
Metal Gloss: *Kissing Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: *Looks up at sky* Look!
Metal Gloss: *Sees pony on hang glider* Who is that?
Hawkeye: I don't know, but it looks like a big white bird with fuzzy pink feet.
Metal Gloss: Nuh, uh.
Stylo: *Arrives* Pierce, did you see a big white bird, with fuzzy pink feet?
Hawkeye: Yep. I told you so Metal Gloss.
Orion: *Gliding in the sky*
Back at the station
Inspector: Well, thanks for everything Mr. Reimer.
The phone rings
Pete: *Answers phone* Hello, Cheyenne Train Station, Union Pacific. Pete Reimer speaking.
Hawkeye: Pete, it's me Pierce. We just saw Orion flying on a hang glider. It looked like he was wearing a white dress.
Pete: Oh christ. I'll be right there. *Hangs up* I just got a call near Sherman Hill.
Inspector: We better go with you.
Pete: Thanks, I'll need all the help I can get. *Runs out of station*
All three of them got in a truck, and drove down the line towards the hill.
Orion: Alright, I get it, I should've jumped off a bigger mountain.
Hawkeye: You shouldn't have done that at all.
Orion: *Sees truck* Oh look, a truck. *Runs towards truck*
Pete: *Stops*
Inspector: *Sees Orion* Good god, you weren't joking about this stallion. He really wants to get fired.
Pete: Orion, don't you know better then to run in front of a truck when it's moving?
Orion: No. May I be fired now?
Pete: Absolutely not, you're going to work in the train yard for the rest of the day.
Orion: *Sighs* Great.
Hawkeye: All's well that ends well.
The End
On The Next Episode Of Ponies On The Rails
Gordon goes to Portland.
Orion: *Sets boxes on floor* Time to set this thing up, but first. *Puts on bunny slipers, and dress* Now, I'll really get fired with this.
Speaking of Orion, the inspectors, and Pete were talking about him at the station.
Inspector: Are all your workers good?
Pete: Well, nearly all of them. One of them named Gordon, keeps causing havoc, and I suspend him from work a lot.
Inspector: You oughta fire him.
Pete: I tried that once, but guess what happened.
Inspector: He destroyed something.
Pete: No. A movie company wanted to make a film about what we do around here, but they wouldn't film it without Gordon around, so I had to rehire him.
Inspector: Then, next time he does something wrong, you must fire him.
Pete: With pleasure. Hm, that just reminded me of something. There's a pony here that actually does want to get fired.
Inspector 2: And who might that be sir?
Pete: Orion Stardust.
Inspector: What does he do?
Pete: He works hard, and does his best. However, his assignments keep getting switched, and he wants to get fired on purpose because of this.
Inspector: Where is he now?
Pete: I don't know, probably sitting around somewhere.
Orion: *Finished building hang glider* Time to take flight! *Jumps off hill in hang glider*
He flew above Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss
Hawkeye: *Kissing Metal Gloss*
Metal Gloss: *Kissing Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: *Looks up at sky* Look!
Metal Gloss: *Sees pony on hang glider* Who is that?
Hawkeye: I don't know, but it looks like a big white bird with fuzzy pink feet.
Metal Gloss: Nuh, uh.
Stylo: *Arrives* Pierce, did you see a big white bird, with fuzzy pink feet?
Hawkeye: Yep. I told you so Metal Gloss.
Orion: *Gliding in the sky*
Back at the station
Inspector: Well, thanks for everything Mr. Reimer.
The phone rings
Pete: *Answers phone* Hello, Cheyenne Train Station, Union Pacific. Pete Reimer speaking.
Hawkeye: Pete, it's me Pierce. We just saw Orion flying on a hang glider. It looked like he was wearing a white dress.
Pete: Oh christ. I'll be right there. *Hangs up* I just got a call near Sherman Hill.
Inspector: We better go with you.
Pete: Thanks, I'll need all the help I can get. *Runs out of station*
All three of them got in a truck, and drove down the line towards the hill.
Orion: Alright, I get it, I should've jumped off a bigger mountain.
Hawkeye: You shouldn't have done that at all.
Orion: *Sees truck* Oh look, a truck. *Runs towards truck*
Pete: *Stops*
Inspector: *Sees Orion* Good god, you weren't joking about this stallion. He really wants to get fired.
Pete: Orion, don't you know better then to run in front of a truck when it's moving?
Orion: No. May I be fired now?
Pete: Absolutely not, you're going to work in the train yard for the rest of the day.
Orion: *Sighs* Great.
Hawkeye: All's well that ends well.
The End
On The Next Episode Of Ponies On The Rails
Gordon goes to Portland.
