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While Burt was with Emily, Bob got another patient in his office. It was a pony dressed as a clown.

Bob: So, what exactly can I help you with?
Clown: I'm always tired of everypony making fun of me.
Bob: What do you mean by that?
Clown: Everypony keeps laughing at me!
Bob: That's the problem?
Clown: Yes!
Bob: Did you ever think about why they're laughing at you?
Clown: No, that's why I came to see you.
Bob: Did you ever realize that the reason they laugh at you is because of what you do?
Clown: What are you talking about?
Bob: They way you dress, what you do for a living, and some of the things that you do.
Clown: Are you suggesting that they should laugh at me.
Bob: You're a clown. They're supposed to laugh at you.
Clown: Oh, I thought they were supposed to be scared of me.
Bob: I'm sure there's a few ponies that are scared of clowns.
Clown: Okay, thank you Mr. Newhart. *Leaves office*
Jerry: *Walks into office* What was that all about?
Bob: Somepony confused about what he wanted to do in his life. What's up?
Jerry: I got this patient that thinks I tried hurting him on purpose.
Bob: Why does he think that?
Jerry: This pony is like 12 years old, and still has a few baby teeth. I was trying to pull one of them out, but my hoof slipped, and it hit that colt in the face.
Bob: I'll be there soon. *Gets on phone* Carol.
Carol: Yes?
Bob: Jerry needs my help with something. I'll be out of my office for a few minutes.
Carol: Okay.
Bob: Let's go.

Jerry took Bob into his office.

Jerry: *Sees colt in chair* Alright kid, here's a friend of mine I'd like you to meet, his name is Bob, and he's a therapist.
Bob: Hello.
12 year old: Hi.
Bob: So, Jerry says that you think he hit you on purpose.
12 year old: He did!
Bob: Well, to tell you the truth, he didn't.
12 year old: What are you talking about?!
Bob: You know how sometimes, when somepony tried to carry, or pull something heavy, their hooves slip.
12 year old: Oh, I see now. So his hoof slipped, and hit my face when he tried pulling my tooth out.
Bob & Jerry: Yes.
12 year old: Okay. Well, I'm ready to have my baby tooth pulled out.
Jerry: Alright. Back to work. *Grabs medical tools*
Bob: Alright, you two have fun. I'm going back to my office. *Walks back to office*
Carol: Bob, do you want anything to drink?
Bob: How about a water, instead of coffee today?
Carol: Coming right up Bob.
Howard: *Walks into office* Hey Bob.
Bob: Howard, what are you doing here?
Howard: I got a vacation from work, and I decided to come see you before going to Manehattan.
Bob: What can I do to help you?
Howard: I think I'm obsessed with food.
Bob: That's not a surprise.
Carol: *Arrives with drink*
Bob: Thank you Carol. *Takes drink*
Carol: You're welcome. Call me if you need anything else.
Howard: You don't understand, I think I eat too much.
Bob: Then stop eating. You don't need to come see me for this.
Howard: But I do. You're intelligent, and you know how to solve everypony's problems.
Bob: I think I knew that.
Howard: Okay. I'm going to Manehattan now. I'll see you when I get back.
Bob: I'm looking forward to it.

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Octavia's band slowly begins to play Here Comes the Bride as everypony turns their colorful heads to Pinkie Pie, who is walking up to the alter with her father Clyde Pie next to her. He is crying tears of joy while trying to rub his face with his hoof but it can't hide how much Clyde cares for his youngest daughter.

Standing in front of the alter, Discord, a Draconequus who once treated ponies like his slaves when he ruled Equestria before Princesses Celestia and Luna, smiles brightly at his fiance who is beaming at him as well.

This is the moment Discord had been waiting for. Ever since the...
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Hi Everpony! :) I am bored so I am going to write and article about why rainbow dash is my favorite pony so yeah... Ok here we go.

One of the main reasons why she is my favorite is her eye color. She is the only one of the main six with Magenta eyes. I also like the fact that her tail and mane are the colors of the rainbow. :)

Another reason why I like her so much is that she is a daredevil. I know she does brag sometimes about how awesome she is but most people do that at some point in their life. I have to admit I am not a Dare Devil at all! I hate getting into trouble... I'm also very shy....
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I thought about this a lot and decided to write an article about it. If you've noticed, most ponies have cute markings that explain their name. For example, when Lyra was born, they named her Lyra, and this name defines the future sweet mark. Because when Lyra got a little older, playing the lyre became her special talent. So how does this happen? Do their parents see the future? Not just Lyra's parents, but others as well. Let's start with Minuette, for example. Minuette means minute in Italian and the sweet sign of Minuette is an hourglass. How did Minuette's parents name her for her future...
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1, 2, 3
1, 2, 3

I don't wanna change you
I don't wanna make you different
I'm happy with the way it is
And the way it isn't

We fit like puzzle pieces
In a perfect way
Don't go seein' raindrops
On a sunny day

Oh, i don't believe
that my world isn't real
And i wouldn't take you from yours
I just wanna find me some magic somehow
Oh, don't be a neighsayer now

I wish you saw yourself
The way i've always seen you
You're so much stronger now
For all you've been through

I don't believe
that my world isn't real
And i wouldn't take you from yours
I just wanna find me some magic somehow
Oh, don't be a neighsayer now

Together
Is better
You're my best friend forever
Together
Whatever
May come my way, i say

That i don't believe
that my world isn't real
And i wouldn't take you from yours
I just wanna find me some magic somehow
Oh, don't be a neighsayer now
It's time you learned a lesson
It's time that you understand
Don't ever count on anybody else
In this or any other land

I once hoped for friendship
To find a place among my kind
But those were the childish wishes
Of someone who was blind

Open up your eyes
See the world from where i stand
Me among the mighty
You caged at my command
Open up your eyes
Give up your sweet fantasy land
It's time to grow up and get wise
Come now, little one
Open up your eyes!

We all start out the same
With simple, naive trust
Shielded from the many ways
That life's not fair or just
But then there comes a moment
A simple truth that you...
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I wanna do this before Rockstar creates Grand Theft Auto 6. I don't know if they'll consider doing that when you think about how popular Grand Theft Auto 5 has become, but I'm not taking any chances.

Here are the list of cars that will be available in the game.

2015 Alton Genji: link

2016 Alton NSX: link

2002 Alton Sparkle: link

2020 Bender Benderna: link

1960 Bender Spoon: link

1957 Canterlot Captain: link

1968 Canterlot Firebolt: link

1980 Canterlot Firebolt: link

1986 Canterlot Firebolt: link

1965 Canterlot GMO: link

2002 Canterlot Montana: link

1955 Chevronet Belair: link

1956 Chevronet Belair: link

1957...
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Yes, it's back.. I promise not to take up so much space.. As I'm one shoting them for now one...

MATURE CONTENT WARNING:



Saten Twist and Master Sword are at a mall, only to get a rude brush-off from the Santa who works there when he leaves for the night. As a result, Sword vows to kill Santa for blowing him off. And knowing Sword, he wasn't joking.

Saten: Man, you may want to calm down there

Sword: f that beslubbering, onion-eyed maggot-pie thinks he can just blow me off like that, he's got another thing coming..(pulls out Pistol) And it's full of led (points it)

Saten: (slaps it away) Geez louise...
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Mini one shot story.. Using a scrpt from youtube's DICK FIGURES:

Saten and Sword arrive in Saten's hometown Fillydefia. By stagecoach.

Saten: Thanks for the drive Glaze.

Glaze Woodtoaster (driving stagecoach): Sure. (rides off)

Master Sword: Rrraaaagh, camp counselors?! This is gonna be the lamest job ever!

Saten Twist: Look, your the one saying we need a summer job.. Plus the money you owe me.

Master Sword: I owe you money?

(Whiteboard says:
Sword owes Saten: $11,271.33

Master Sword: Oh.. Right..

(Time lapse. They arrive at Camp Redwood, from Saten's town Fillydefia)

Saten Twist:: Huh, man, being back...
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This is retelling a South Park episode. Almost word to word. But I change some characters.. And some dialogue, particalary Saten's dialogue change from Stan's..

This episode is just me trying to see how much dark content I could get away with..






Narrator: Way up in the mountains in a small little town, The Main Street was being decorated all up and down. People stood in long lines, sometimes waiting hours or more, Because Christmas needs to be bought in a store.
But out in the forest, not too far away...

Nearby forest. Cute forest animals gather round and decorate a small pine tree.

Narrator: The...
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Twilight is seen pacing back and forth.

Twilight Sparkle: I'm trying Saten.I'm trying to be open minded.. But your girlfriend still isn't someone I trust.

Saten (puts drops in his bloodshot eyes from the weed): Well.. Just promise you won't interfer.. Now aren't we suppose to inviting your gang for dinner?

Twilight: Oh. Right.. Thanks for the reminder.

Saten: Hey, without the boes, I'm smarter than people think.




PONYVILLE:

Starlight and Trixie out in the open.

Cherry Berry and Goldengrape: [unintelligible whispering] ...did you see...?

[unintelligible whispering of varous ponies]

Trixie: Everyone always...
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Source: The Crossovers from: My Little Pony and Mew Mew Power and Production by Xavier Antonio
A collection of cute my little pony baby pony videos.
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See that weight on your wings?
So I know what you’re feeling
Yeah, you’ve got bigger dreams
So keep on believing

Don’t let your colors bleed into grey
We’ve got each other, and chances to take
Yeah, you’ve got biggwr dreams
So keep on believing

I’ll chase the sky with you
I’ll chase the night with you
I’ll chase the light with you
If you wanna fly
I’ll chase the sky

Woah oh woah
(x3)

If you wanna fly
I’ll chase the sky

Anything in your heart
is more than worth keeping
I’ll shoot for the stars
If that’s what you needed

Just say the word, and baby I’ll run
I’ll find a way to go beyond the...
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