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General Itov
General Itov
This is a spin off of my Hedgehog In Ponyville series. It takes place between Discorded, and The Great Escape.

Theme song: link

Twilight's Student

For a long time, Twilight Sparkle has been evil, and has been working for a human scientist named Dr. Robotnik. He came from a world far away called Mobius.

Together, they created an army of Changelings, Griffons, and human soldiers known as Nazis.

After arresting Sean the hedgehog, Rainbow Dash, Princess Celestia, and a group of other ponies, Twilight Sparkle was sent to Russia, to kill a Russian general.

However, as Twilight was doing this, she would find a discovery that would be with her for a long time.

Twilight's private plane was flying in Russia. The purple Alicorn jumped out, and flew safely to the ground.

Russian Pony 35: *Attempts to shoot Twilight*
Twilight: *Creates shield, making the bullets hit the Russian pony*
Russian Pony 24: AH! *About to punch Twilight*
Twilight: *Chokes Russian pony with magic*
Nazi Captain: Princess, we're glad to have you here with us.
Twilight: I'm sure you are. How many casualties have we taken?
Nazi Captain: Twenty of our soldiers have been shot.
Twilight: How many did the enemy take?
Nazi Captain: Five, including the two soldiers you just killed.
Twilight: I'll help us win this battle, but I need your gun.
Nazi Captain: *Gives Twilight an MP40, and a pistol*
Twilight: And the ammo.
Nazi Captain: *Gives Twilight ammo*
Twilight: And all your grenades.
Nazi Captain: *Gives Twilight five grenades* What am I suppose to do without any weapons?
Twilight: Do what all officers do if they fail to succeed in this war. *Chokes captain with magic, and kills him* You're fired.

Fighting music: link

Twilight: *Shoots three Russian Ponies*
Russian Pony 67: *Throws grenade*
Twilight: *Makes grenade go back at Russian pony*
Russian Pony 67: *Gets killed by grenade*
Twilight: *Sees barrier* (I have to get passed that barrier.)
Russian Pony 3: *Tries to shoot Twilight*
Twilight: *Taking cover by tree* Man, play with your communist friends instead of trying to kill me.
Russian Pony 3: *Shoots more bullets at Twilight*
Twilight: *Shoots Russian Pony* Now, to take down that barrier. *Sees boulder, picks it up with magic, and smashes barrier*
Russian Ponies: *Charging from barrier towards Twilight*
Twilight: *Throws a grenade at Russian Ponies*
Russian Ponies: Retreat! *Get killed by grenade*
Twilight: Thank you for making this job easy. *Runs pass barrier*
Griffons: *Taking cover from Russian Ponies* Princess Twilight, they have a machine gun set up on our position. See if you can take them down.
Twilight: Pleasure is all mine man. *Flies up into the sky* I should be able to see the-
Russian Pony: *Shooting machine gun at Twilight*
Twilight: *Creates shield* Machine gun. *Flies back down to griffons* They have the machine gun set up at a building not far from here. Fly with me, and try to kill them. *Flies up into the air*
Griffons: *Flying with Twilight*
Twilight: *Creates shield protecting herself, and Griffons* Shoot them.
Griffons: *Shooting Russian Ponies*
Twilight: Good. Now keep up the good work while I go find General Itov. *Flies away*

Along the way, she met two changelings.

Changeling 35: Princess, we found General Itov for you. Follow us.
Twilight: I'm right behind you.
Changeling 34: *Flies with other changeling, and Twilight* He's at that house your highness.
Twilight: Perfect. *Lands on ground with the two changelings*
General Itov: *Walks out of building* Twilight! Whatever you want, you won't find it here!
Twilight: Man, you can't escape a princess with a black man's voice. Celestia may have put that curse on me, but I'm evil, and I don't care.
General Itov: *Grabs Rocket Launcher* Turn back now! *Shoots rocket*
Twilight: *Creates shield*

The blast did no harm to Twilight, but it killed the two changelings by her.

Twilight: *Shoots two bullets at General Itov*
General Itov: *Jumps up in air, and kicks Twilight*
Twilight: *Falls on ground* Man, you've got a strong kick. I'll give you that.
General Itov: *Attempts to kick Twilight again*
Twilight: *Moves out of way* But you're still not good enough to kill me. *Pulls trigger on MP40* Wait a minute, I'm gotta reload.
General Itov: *Punches Twilight in the face*
Twilight: *Grabs pistol* Or I could execute you.
Two Russian Ponies: *Charging towards Twilight with rifles*
Twilight: *Creates shield, and shoots both Russian ponies*
General Itov: I will call for more reinforcements if you don't surrender!
Twilight: *Grabs General Itov with magic* I have a better idea. How about you surrender?

More music: link

Twilight: *Throws General Itov into building*
General Itov: Ah! *Coughing blood*
Twilight: *Pointing gun at General Itov* You ain't alone man. Where is your commander?
General Itov: Being evil has clouded your mind. You killed my commander a long time ago.
Twilight: Then he won't care about me killing you.

She was just about to shoot him, when a grey colt grabbed the gun with magic, and was pointing the gun at Twilight.

General Itov: *Gasp*
Twilight: *Looks at colt, and then at General Itov, then back at the colt* A son.
Colt: *Continues pointing gun at Twilight*
General Itov: Jeff!!
Twilight: *Chokes General Itov to death with magic*
Nazis: *Run into building*
Nazi Officer: Princess Twilight. *Sees Jeff, then points at him*
Nazis: *About to shoot Jeff*
Twilight: *Uses magic to take guns away from Nazis, and shoot them with the guns*
Jeff: *Looks at Twilight*
Twilight: *Looks at Jeff* Come with me. More soldiers will be here soon.

Okay, stop the music.

Twilight took Jeff to Nazi Headquarters in Ponyville. She used a spell to change him into a stallion, and he was now at the age of 22.

Jeff: *Sitting in a chair*
Twilight: You were little when I found you. Now, you're going to help me with a few jobs, and learn some magic from me.
Jeff: *Slowly stands up* What do you want me to do first Princess?
Twilight: I want you to go do some training first. You should be able to find the training area on your own.
Jeff: As you wish Twilight.

Jeff left Twilight in the room, and went by himself to the training room.

2 B continued
Jeff as a colt.
Jeff as a colt.
Jeff as a stallion
Jeff as a stallion
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Source: fan idea for hasbro maybe?
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Source: my pony designer
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Round 3 is beginning

Rainbow Dash: *Shoots two zombies* Die you undead flesh addict! *Reloading the Olympia*
Applejack: *Throws a grenade which kills three zombies* Explosives make things so much easier.
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots two heads off of zombies with one bullet from her M14* I take your pain, I put my screw in it. Ggggggg, and I take it out! *Shoots the head off of another zombie*
Twilight: *Throws a grenade killing four zombies* You exprode with honor!
Rainbow Dash: *Shoots two zombies with one shot from her Olympia, but only one zombie dies. She stabs the second zombie with her knife, killing...
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Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!!)
posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was just a normal day in Ponyville. Rarity, Applejack, and Rainbow Dash went to the lake to try out a new sailboat the three of them built together.

Rainbow Dash: What are we waiting for? Let's get this thing into the water already.
Rarity: Now now, we must make sure everything is in order.
Applejack: But we already did that back at your botique.
Rarity: Well, it's better to be safe than sorry.
Rainbow Dash: Alright.
Flim & Flam: *Arrive in a Silverado towing a trailer. On the trailer is a speed boat. They get out of the truck to greet Applejack* Well well well, if it isn't Applejack....
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Source: mlp fans
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Source: Equestria Daily
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tim, and Julia returned to their police station. Captain Jefferson was expecting them.

Julia: There's the captain.
Tim: *Stops the car, and backs it into it's parking space* He must have some good news for us. *Stops in the parking space*
Captain Jefferson: *Watching Tim and Julia getting out of the car, and walking towards him*
Tim: *Walking with Julia to the Captain* Hey Captain.
Captain Jefferson: I heard you and some officers stopped the Low Riders.
Julia: Yes we did.
Captain Jefferson: That's great, but do me a favor.
Tim: Sure, anything.
Captain Jefferson: Try to stop your suspects without...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: March 3, 1960
Location: Hitchcock, Saskatchewan
Time: 8:03 AM
Railroad: Canadian Pacific

For a few days now, Metal Gloss has been working on the Canadian Pacific. She was having fun driving steam trains with Dike, and Highball.

Metal Gloss: *Stops the train in the yards*
Dike: *Blows the whistle for two seconds*
Highball: We've been working together really well.
Metal Gloss: I know. I love it.
Douglas: *Arrives* Metal Gloss, how are things going?
Metal Gloss: Wonderful. I also wanted to thank you for letting me live with you.
Douglas: My pleasure.
Dike: Why can't she sleep with one of...
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Source: MLP
posted by Seanthehedgehog
At Tom's house, Tom was with Master Sword

Tom: Hello everybody. For this episode, we don't have any bloopers for you.
Master Sword: Sad, I know. Tom, you need to screw up more when we film these episodes.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Same to you buddy.
Master Sword: So every time we film an episode without any bloopers, we improvise.
Tom: Sometimes, we'll show an extra skit, but other times, we like to create fake commercials, or just give you the facts.
Master Sword: Let's start with the facts.
Tom: Fact number 1, you're an idiot.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: No I'm not! Wait, what are we...
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Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
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After the party, everyone except Twilight, and Pinkie Pie left.

Twilight Sparkle: You know Pinkie Pie, there's something I've been meaning to tell you.
Pinkie Pie: Yes?
Twilight Sparkle: Since I've been a princess for two years now.. *Charges her magic*
Pinkie Pie: *Excited* Yes?!
Twilight Sparkle: I want your money!! *Uses her magic to throw Pinkie Pie into a wall. She runs away stealing all of the money from the cash register.*
Pinkie Pie: *Sad* Twilight?

Later in Rainbow Dash's cloudhouse.

Sean: Why don't you just put a ladder here for people that don't fly? You didn't really have to carry me....
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Please note..

This isn't like my other stories that involve creepy pastas.

This one is fully serious.

But still contains brutal violence and swearing.
So don't read it, if your sensitive to that stuff.

The point of this story is showing how it COULD of been written.

Instead of the twisted comedy it really was made into, with three brain dead fillies, and a horny psychopath.

This verison one has NO sex..

Sorry if you were hoping for that.

But I'm not a friggin pervert.. :(

It's meant to be terrifying.

So, Be aware of that.

The story is inspired from Walking Dead NO SANCTUARY..

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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on street corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing next to Double Scoop*
Tom: More ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands next to...
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(Warning! This list contains swearing!)

Hello and welcome to another top list! Today, we're going over my top 5 least favorite characters in fiction. Enjoy!

#5: Kohta and Yuka (Elfen Lied)

These two are probably the most annoying anime characters of all time. I understand that cousins marrying is normal in Japan, but eww! Also, even when facts are given to Kohta about Lucy and how she can't control her murderous side, he completely ignores them. Also, Yuka a is crying b**ch who doesn't help at all.

#4: Most New 52 Heroes (DC)

I don't know what was going through DC's mind when they rebooted the unvierse,...
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