After Hawkeye left, Mirage went to go check on Coffee Creme.
Mirage: I'm gonna get my engine coupled up to the back of your train. Is everything okay?
Coffee Creme: Yes. I just wish that I could get this over with. I don't want to crash the pizza train like last year.
Mirage: You just do the best you can Frenchy. At least the extra load means that you'll have me to help you out.
Meanwhile, on the back of the train.
Wilson: *Puts caboose on train*
Conductor: *Drunk* Okay, my caboose is on the train, cool.
Wilson: *Gets out of engine, and looks at conductor* Excuse me sir, are you drunk?
Conductor: Whatever gave you taht idea?
Wilson: The fact that you're speaking like a drunk pony, and I can tell that you're losing your balance too often.
Conductor: Oh, I'm sorry! I didn't realize I needed balance to be a good conductor. *Puts lights on caboose*
Wilson: Make sure those lights get on properly. You want ponies in other trains to see you, so that they'll stop before crashing into you.
Conductor: They're fine. Stop acting like my mother.
Mirage: Frenchy is due to leave in five minutes.
Wilson: Okay. I'll get my engine out of the way, so that you can get yours coupled up. *Goes to his engine*
Mirage: *Looking at conductor* Are you alright?
Conductor: YEAH!
Mirage: Are you drunk?
Conductor: Why does everypony ask me that stupid question? *Gets in caboose*
Wilson: *Backs engine up*
Mirage: *Goes to his engine*
Coffee Creme: *Waiting for firepony* Where is he?
Firepony: *Climbs into Coffee Creme's engine* Sorry if I'm late. What do you need me to do?
Coffee Creme: Check to see if our back engine is coupled up to the train.
Mirage: *Connecting air brakes of train onto his engine*
Firepony: *Looking* Yeah.
Mirage: *Finishes connecting airbrakes, and climbs into his engine*
Coffee Creme: *Blows horn twice, and drives train out of yard*
Mirage: *Pushing train out of yard*
2 B continued
Mirage: I'm gonna get my engine coupled up to the back of your train. Is everything okay?
Coffee Creme: Yes. I just wish that I could get this over with. I don't want to crash the pizza train like last year.
Mirage: You just do the best you can Frenchy. At least the extra load means that you'll have me to help you out.
Meanwhile, on the back of the train.
Wilson: *Puts caboose on train*
Conductor: *Drunk* Okay, my caboose is on the train, cool.
Wilson: *Gets out of engine, and looks at conductor* Excuse me sir, are you drunk?
Conductor: Whatever gave you taht idea?
Wilson: The fact that you're speaking like a drunk pony, and I can tell that you're losing your balance too often.
Conductor: Oh, I'm sorry! I didn't realize I needed balance to be a good conductor. *Puts lights on caboose*
Wilson: Make sure those lights get on properly. You want ponies in other trains to see you, so that they'll stop before crashing into you.
Conductor: They're fine. Stop acting like my mother.
Mirage: Frenchy is due to leave in five minutes.
Wilson: Okay. I'll get my engine out of the way, so that you can get yours coupled up. *Goes to his engine*
Mirage: *Looking at conductor* Are you alright?
Conductor: YEAH!
Mirage: Are you drunk?
Conductor: Why does everypony ask me that stupid question? *Gets in caboose*
Wilson: *Backs engine up*
Mirage: *Goes to his engine*
Coffee Creme: *Waiting for firepony* Where is he?
Firepony: *Climbs into Coffee Creme's engine* Sorry if I'm late. What do you need me to do?
Coffee Creme: Check to see if our back engine is coupled up to the train.
Mirage: *Connecting air brakes of train onto his engine*
Firepony: *Looking* Yeah.
Mirage: *Finishes connecting airbrakes, and climbs into his engine*
Coffee Creme: *Blows horn twice, and drives train out of yard*
Mirage: *Pushing train out of yard*
2 B continued
This is from Spike and Twilight's duet which can be found here: link
I was prepared to do my best
Thought I could handle any test
For I can do so many tricks
But I wasn't prepared for this
Levitation would have been a breeze
Facts and figures I recite with ease
(Twily: The square root of 546 is 23.36664289109
Math Pony: She is correct!)
I know all about friendship's bliss
But I wasn't prepared for this
Will I fail or will I pass,
I can't be sure (She can't be sure)
My mind is charged with skills intact
My heart is pure (her heart is pure)
Oh, I've taken my share of licks
I've made it through the thin and thick
But no, I wasn't (no she wasn't)
Oh no I wasn't (oh no she wasn't)
No I wasn't prepared for this
I was prepared to do my best
Thought I could handle any test
For I can do so many tricks
But I wasn't prepared for this
Levitation would have been a breeze
Facts and figures I recite with ease
(Twily: The square root of 546 is 23.36664289109
Math Pony: She is correct!)
I know all about friendship's bliss
But I wasn't prepared for this
Will I fail or will I pass,
I can't be sure (She can't be sure)
My mind is charged with skills intact
My heart is pure (her heart is pure)
Oh, I've taken my share of licks
I've made it through the thin and thick
But no, I wasn't (no she wasn't)
Oh no I wasn't (oh no she wasn't)
No I wasn't prepared for this