My name is Maple Syrup.

I'm married to Buttered Pancake and our daughter Gummy Bear is just the cutest little filly you've ever seen.

But this is our big trip.

Gummy has never been in the car this long. She woke up early of the day we went sad was jumping around wildly. She kept chanting, "Wisconsin! Wisconsin! Wisconsin! Wisconsin!" Over and over again. Me and Buttered just rolled our eyes. It was a very long car trip, but because I was "crabby" Buttered drove the way and back. Anyway, when we got here, Gummy was just amazed. Giant clock! Stuffed animals! Sweets! Tattoos! Store! Her eyes just sparkled. Though Buttered was extremely angry about not getting Wolf Ears (we were at a hotel called Great Wolf Lodge, what did you expect?) I took tons of pictures of Gummy in hers. First, we went to MagiQuest, a giant magic play area. Buttered got tired, but after a while, Gummy did too so we went to the room and got our swimsuits on.


The next choice we made was not accurate.

There was a ride called the "Howlin' Tornado" which was a giant funnel ride.


We knew it was scary, because when Gummy cries of fear, she cries of fear. We dropped right down and then went up and down. Buttered couldn't come. He said, "I'm not doing any of that shit!" "Buttered!" I exclaimed, as I put my hooves around Gummy's mouth. I took them away as soon as I felt Gummy talking. "It's okay, mom!" She chuckled. "I've heard worse." Next, we went on Totem Towers which is a twisting open green slide. Gummy went on both, while I only went on one. Then we went in a wave pool, and then an enclosed twisting green and yellow slides, which of yellow was "dark". Me and Gummy went down the green one which was clear and Buttered went down the "dark" yellow slide. After that we went on a white twisting slide that lead to the lazy river and that was pretty much it. We went to dinner and then went to sleep. The next morning, there was a kid's spa called Scooops Kid Spa. Gummy went there, I was with her but didn't get treated, and Buttered got lunch. Then, a Gummy and Buttered went to the arcade and then we checked into Ambers Hideaway (We complained about the missing apostrophe) and then were going to ride the Ducks. It started to rain. We had a great big coupon book that said there was something called "Jonah's Underwater Mini-golf". Buttered and Gummy loved mini-golf. I guess it was okay. But it was not there. So we went to a place called "Wild Fun Zone" instead. We played 3D glow-in-the-dark black light mini-golf there which was the COOLEST THING EVER and Bumper Cars. If you could kill somepony in Bumper Cars, we killed Buttered. Then we went back to Ambers and slept. The next day was a big day! We went to Noah's Ark. The rides we went on included: The Wave, Octoexplorer, Congo Bongo, 4D Dive-In theater, and Flash Flood, which we call Big Splashers. Me and Buttered used to call it that. Unknowingly, we went together, saw each other, and then completely forgot about each other later. Anyway, after Big Splashers, we got Gummy Dippin' Dots and went back. Oh, and before that, we went on the Ducks then. Anyway, the next day, we went to Wizard Quest, an amazing "Real Life Video Game" that Gummy loved. You had to answer the questions of the "Realms" (water, earth, air and fire, which had each Wizard hidden somewhere.) to free the Wizards. You just scan it to free them. Then, Buttered took a nap while me and Gummy went to Ripley's Believe It Or Not! museum and found some very interesting thing there. Then I went to a restaurant called "Crabby's" because Gummy and Buttered told me I was acting "Crabby" so I went. I got a cocktail but it kept giving me brain freezes and it made me very angry! Maybe that's why they call it "Crabby's". Then, we went to so,etching just terrible. It was called "Top Secret". Gummy was the one who hated it most, she cried the the whole way through after the second scare. The scares were 1. (A non-counting one) a dark red-light lit hallway 2. (Another non-counting one) an animatronic digger 3. A loud, unexpected cymbal crash 4. A Sasquatch scream (where Gummy started crying) we started running as fast as we could after that (which was not very fast). 5. Piano music (this lasted, so it wasn't that scary) but it definitely not true. The scenario was that The White House fell upside-down after an alien abduction in Wisconsin Dells (then how does the REAL White House exist today?) and the creepy stuff (Really?) Then, we went back to Ambers, went to sleep woke up, and left.