My Little Pony Friendship is Magic Article: On The Block Episode 6 Part 4

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posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic Rainbow as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy

Corporal Agarn was with Sargent O' Rourke when Captain Partmenter arrived with the mail.

Captain Parmenter: Hi everypony. *Tries to open bag, but drops it, and falls on ground*
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: *Gets up*
Sargent O' Rourke: Are you alright Captain?
Captain Parmenter: Yes, I'm fine. I got some letters for you two. *Gives mail to Sargent O' Rourke, and Corporal Agarn*
Sargent O' Rourke: *Reading letter*
Corporal Agarn: *Reading his letter* What did you get Sarge?
Sargent O' Rourke: I got coupons for anything I want, half price at Bed, Bath, And Beyond.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: My cousin is coming to visit me!
Captain Parmenter: What does he look like?
Corporal Agarn: He looks exactly like me, but he has facial hair. You see, he's from Mexico, and his name is Pedro Agarno.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: Sounds Italian to me.
Corporal Agarn: He despises Italians!
Audience: *Laughing*

Later, Corporal Agarn's cousin arrived on a stage coach.

Corporal Agarn: Hello Pedro.
Pedro: Hello? ¿Por qué dices hello?
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Oh, you still haven't learned english. Whoever's writing this thing, I hope you're good at writing in spanish.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pedro: Es bueno verte de nuevo primo.
Corporal Agarn: Gracias Pedro. Es bueno verte de nuevo también.
Pedro: *Espera en el uniforme de Agarn*
Audience: *Laughing*
Pedro: ¿Qué es esta cosa que estés vestida?
Corporal Agarn: Es mi uniforme. Yo soy un cabo en el ejército de los Estados Unidos.
Pedro: Sin primo mío va a ser en el ejército. Usted podría morir.
Captain Parmenter: *Arrives* Hi you two. How is everything?
Pedro: Haz que hablan español.
Corporal Agarn: Uh, Captain, Pedro wants you to speak Spanish.
Captain Parmenter: I don't know how to.
Corporal Agarn: It's easy. Just speak Italian, but with less syllables.
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: Oh, okay. Bonjour.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Where did I go wrong?
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the bugle poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning you Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*

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danielriccifan Ahahah "Oh, you still haven't learned english " Funny story

Seanthehedgehog Thank you. If you have an OC, would you like to have it in here?

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Con Mane: The New Saga part 4/4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

A special request was made for me to make another Con Mane story. And here it is.

It begins in San Franciscolt, with U.S military vehicles going down the road.

Con: *watching*
Mirage: This doesn't seem too good.
Con: I hear you. One of those ponies look a little like me, so I'll go in with the disguise.
Mirage: So be it.
Con: *puts on disguise*
Mirage: Nice. Now you have to get to the airbase.
Con: Ok. I'll see you there. *teleports to airbase*
US soldier: Hello General Solin.
Con: At ease corporal. I need to take a look at one of your missile launching things.
US soldier: Sure thing. It's...

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Under Pressure Part Six

posted by karinabrony

"Oh, hey! I've been wanting to show you something!" Black Rose said. She got out the small box in her backpack and showed her the pet. "Oh! Where did you get this cute little critter at?" Silver Tune said as she got hold of him. "When I was in the bathroom, I got out of the door and he was right there." Black Rose said. "He sure is cute!" Silver Tune said. "Yeah, he is." Rose told her. "Here you go!" Silver Tune said as she handed her the mice. Suddenly, it landed on the seat and went on the floor. "Oh no!" Black Rose said. The mouse was running on the floor and it went straight to Star Shimmer....

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 9 part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Meanwhile, on the train

Bartholomew: *sees passenger*
Passenger: *looking at map of Equestria* Hey, dude. Do you know how long it would take to get from Germany to my place if I was driving?
Barthololmew: (Not this again.) Perhaps you should try looking at an actual world map instead of that peice of trash l:(
Passenger: Who asked you? Fine, if you're gonna be like that, I'll use my smartphone, and it'll tell me how to get there, and how long it will take.
Bartholomew: I hate my life *jumps out train*
Passenger: *looks up directions* What's his problem? *continues looking* WHHHATTT?!?!
Passenger...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 9 part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

While the train left Cheyenne for Denver, Bartholomew was checking the tickets of every passenger.

Bartholomew: Tickets please.
passenger: *gives ticket*
Bartholomew: *takes ticket* Thanks
passenger: You're not going to cut it?
Bartholomew: What?
passenger: You're supposed to use this hole puncher *points to tool* and punch a hole in it.
Bartholomew: Oh *puts hole in ticket*
passenger: Thanks, dumbass.
Bartholomew: What did you just call me?
passenger: You heard me you british peice of hell.
Bartholomew: *pulls passenger out of seat*
passenger: Ow! What the fuck do you think you're doing?!
Bartholomew:...

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Chapter 22

posted by Canada24

A day or two later.

The gang took a train down to Canterlot, Pinkie and Fluttershy were with them again,

Ditto was brought from still inside the orb.

Before getting on the train, Twilight had Spike send a letter about the events of the forest, and why the dark alicorn will be brought to her, so Celestia was waiting for them to arrive.

After what felt like a fairly long ride they finally arrived.

And they all climbed out of the train.

Eventually they met Celestia inside her castle.

"Thank goodness your all, alright" Celestia said to them.

"Yes.. We're fine Celestia" Twilight grinned.

"Soo.. What should...

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My Little SAW: Chapter 2 - Don't Get Involved

posted by NeonInfernoLord

The whole scene around Ponyville was pretty somber, hell even the weather was around to match the emotions of everyone who was around at the funeral right now. The sky was a very foggy grey blue, no birds seemed to be out at this time, and the wind, although soft, gave off a violent chill to everyone.

At the funeral, everyone was gathered around the tombstone of Sweetie Belle, a picture of a music note with angel wings on both sides of it was etched onto the stone slab. Right now everyone stared down at it setting roses and their own teardrops onto it. Scootaloo and Apple Bloom, with stitches...

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Chapter 20

posted by Canada24

"W.. Who are you!?" AppleBloom asked frightenedly.

"I'm Ditto" the big black alicorn before them replied with a evil grin.

"Wait.. Your the one that abducted my mother figure! With those changeling freaks!" Spike cried, getting abit angry at the alicorn.

"Ohh yes.. The 'show called' princess. I'll tell you, she may be pretty, but past that, she didn't seem worth too much at all" Ditto laughed.

"HOW DARE YOU!" Spike screamed angrily, and the CMC's had to hold him back.

Ditto just cruelly laughed.

"What do want with us!?" Sweetie Belle angrily cried at him.

"Ya.. We're just kids" Scootaloo insisted....

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The Cardinal Virtues

posted by mariofan14

(This story is going to be long as fuck. Forgive me for making it too long. Plus, this will be a story within a story. Enjoy.)

It was a busy day in the city of Canterlot, and all the ponies in the royal city were at their best in anything, even being fancy. They were pretty busy folk that they might not have any free time until the night arrives. However, at the castle, things were a little more easygoing. Queen Luna was taking a little nap, Princess Celestia had some guests to tour the castle, and Princess Twilight Sparkle was just about to tell a story to a group of colts and fillies.

"Gather...

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Chapter 18

posted by Canada24

SEVERAL HOURS LATER!

It was getting really late, and AppleBloom and Sweetie Belle still weren't back yet.

As you could imagine their sisters were getting super paranoid about it.

"Ohhh.. What if something happened to them!" AppleJack cried worriedly.

"We don't know that. They probably just got themselves lost.. It's a dark forest, anyone would" Twilight insisted.

"Still.. Can we try to find them, before anything DOSE!?" AppleJack said worriedly.

"Fine.. But as a group.. Can't risk anyone else getting lost" Twilight said.

Everyone agreed, and so they were off.

Unaware that "the visiter" was still in...

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The Seven Up's part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Buddy

Seanthehedgehog presents

A ponified fanfiction based off a 70's movie

The Seven Up's

Near Grand Central Station in Manehattan

Buddy: *walking along street*
Ponies: *driving cars*
other ponies: *walking down street*
Buddy: *sees window washer* (He's above a building I have to go into)
Police: *waiting in alley way*
Buddy: *enters building*
store owner: Hello sir, how are you?
Buddy: Fine, just fine.
stallion: *walks downstairs*
Buddy: (This guy must be the burglar I have to stop. He stole a vase, and he's carrying it right in front of me)
delivery mare: *enters store* Good afternoon, where do you want this...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 6 part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Douchebag was hurt, but his injury wasn't serious.

Pete: How is it not serious? You ran into a train!
Douchebag: I know! Don't rub it in for crying out loud!
Pete: So you crashed a truck into a train on your first day. wow, you're fired.
Douchebag: Whatever.
Pete: And you're fired too
Percy: Me?!
Pete: Yes you!
Percy: What did I do?! That idiot stole the keys from me, and just took off after I told him not too!
Douchebag: Desperate, so desperate.
Percy: I am not! That's what happened!!
Pete: Just get outta here.
Percy: *flies away* I can't believe this is happening

Percy went to the station when he...

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Con Mane: The Expert Saga part 4/4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

It's the 11th Con Mane story, and it begins in Berlin Germany. Con's best friend Fenix Lighter, an agent for the German Secret Service, M.I.3 is on his way to a marriage. Con, and another pony is with him, until they run into trouble....

I was actually typing that while listening to the star wars theme song! LOL

Fenix: Are we almost there? How do I look?
Con: Relax Fenix.
German pony75: *flies near them*
German pony23: Hey look, there's a message.
Con: *reads it* Follow me.
German pony23: *follows*
German pony75: *lands*
Fenix: *gets out* What the fuck happened?
German pony75: Sanchez escaped,...

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Con Mane: The Expert Saga part 3/4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

To celebrate the 10th Con Mane story, I've gone for my favorite James Bond movie, For Your Eye's Only.

Con was at a cemetary in Canterlot when the story began.

Con: *puts flowers on Rareesa's grave*
Reverend: Excuse me, Mr. Mane?
Con: Yes?
Reverend: The C.I.E just called, and said they would send you a helicopter.
Con: Perfect.
Discord: *yawns*
Equestrian pony: *lands chopper*
Con: *gets in helicopter*
E.P: *flies chopper*
Cat: Meow.
Discord: Wait a minute. They're almost there.
E.P: *passes bridge*
Discord: *pushes button*
E.P: *electrocuted*
Con: What's happening?
Discord: I live again!
Con:...

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Young Love(Summery)

posted by allisonashe

Summery: One special day in Ponyville. A unicorn gave birth to an alicorn. Short after giving birth to the alicorn an rainbow was over them, only a fews minutes later another alicorn was born. Both from different families. After then both families vowed to never let there child meet one another.

~A
hey guys there was the summery of my news book Young Love and here what the alicorns look like just so you know!!They will be at the end and heres some things about the book!

1. only goes to 30 chapters pre book

2. May not upload a lot

3. a lot of spelling errors

4.PICS RULE

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The last solstice - Chapter 23: Deadline

posted by NocturnalMirage

The last solstice

Chapter 23: Deadline

“Exactly who do you think you are?!” the Princess of the Night snapped at Mirage without any preliminary, as soon as she closed the large door of her office.

“Princess, I…” the stallion began.

“Silence!” Luna exclaimed, angrily raising her hoof. “Do you think you’re above me?! When I let you in to the menacing secret, I wasn’t expecting this! I was expecting achievements! It has been three weeks since your last report and when I finally have the time and strength to trot up there, what do I see?!”

Mirage looked around in the room quickly,...

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The last solstice - Chapter 22: Breakthrough - Part 3.

posted by NocturnalMirage

The last solstice

Chapter 22: Breakthrough – Part 3

“I tell you, something’s not right here, man.” the armored pegasus stated, turning to his partner.

“Tell me about it…! They’re at it again.” the other stallion nodded.

Even though they could not understand the words, the sounds of quarrelling clearly sifted through the large wooden door and every Royal Guard who posted in front of Luna's office knew something was wrong between the alicorns.

“I don’t care what you say, Cadence! This is taking far too long!” The Princess of the Night exclaimed, speaking on the archaic unicorn...

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Interview With Pookafusmcgee's OC, Tropical Breeze

posted by karinabrony

>What is your OC's name?
> Tropical breeze!
>
>How old is she?
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>13! ( LIKe me!)
>
>What is her hobby?
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>Making smoothies and singing songs from musicals
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>Does she have any relatives?
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> She's related to flash sentry (her uncle)
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>What is her personality?
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>She's random, but not as random as pinkie pie. She's very serious at times
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>Does she know how to make friends easily?
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>YESH! She loves making friends
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>Has she met any pony from the mane 6?
>She as meet twilight sparkle (soon to be be aunt) and has seen...

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Friendship is Magic VS G3 My Little Pony Part 2

posted by ppgFireball

At Celestia's castle...
Twilight: Princess Celestia?
Celestia: yes my star student?
Twiloght: we have a problem. the Generation 3 ponies have come and we can't seem to get them to leave.
Celestia: did you try asking them nicely?
Twilight: I was until Rainbow Dash tried to force them out.
Celestia: asking politely always solves your problems. :)
Twilight: thank you, Princess.
-back to the G3 ponies-
Twilight: excuse me G3 ponies, but could please leave?
G3 ponies: no.
Twilight: fine, have it your way. -runs back to Celestia's castle-
back in Celestia's castle...
Twilight: -pant- I tried. but they still...

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Friendship is Magic VS. G3 My Little Pony Part 1

posted by ppgFireball

Before I start I just wanna say i apologize for not being able to finish "A day without Sugar" because i didn't have an idea. And I also apologize if you find this offensive. I'm just stating my opinion that I think Friendship is Magic is better than G3 of My Little Pony. So please respect my opinion. Now let's begin! :D

It was a pleasant afternoon in Ponyville...

Twilight Sparkle: girls, guess what?
Girls: what?
Twilight Sparkle: i just figured out a spell on how to open a portal from another generation!
Pinkie Pie: SHOW US! SHOW US! -is jumping-
Twilight: okay! -casts spell-
-portal appears-
Girls:...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville 7 part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Spike was recaptured, and they continued taking him to Canterlot. Still, could be worse.

General Rosemeyer: Our soldiers have still not stopped Sean The Hedgehog, and his friends.
Robotnik: Fuck. Get in four trucks, three airplanes, and a tank!!
General Rosemeyer: Yes sir. *walks off*

30 seconds later

Fluttershy: Oh no! More airplanes!!
Rainbow Dash: *holds gun for Sean*
Sean: No, keep it. I have another one *grabs .44*
Rainbow Dash: If you say so.
Applejack: Why can't these humans give up?
Sean; They're Nazis, they don't know how to give up. *shoots at airplanes*
Airplanes: *pass*
Rarity: They're not...