My Little Pony Friendship is Magic Article: On The Block Episode 7 Part 2

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posted by Seanthehedgehog

Saten Twist's car

Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on street corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing next to Double Scoop*
Tom: More ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands next to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*

Episode 7: On The Block Was Filmed In Front Of A Live Audience

Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *Inspecting the bottom of his car*
Tom: *Walks in* Where are you Saten Twist?
Saten Twist: Down here.
Tom: *Sees Saten Twist under a car* Did somepony run you over?
Saten Twist: In a garage?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: That doesn't answer my question.
Saten Twist: No, I did not get run over.
Master Sword: *Arrives, and sees Saten Twist* Saten Twist got hit by a car!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: Jesus christ. I am modifying my car for a drag race!!
Tom: What for?
Saten Twist: I want to win enough money so that I can buy a chainsaw.
Master Sword: Is that all you give a f**k about?
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *Glares at Master Sword*

All three of them got in the car, and went towards a really long straight piece of road. They saw another car.

Tom: Looks like you're racing that station wagon.
Saten Twist: This will be too easy.
Master Sword: Then you'll get that unnecesary item you already have.
Saten Twist: It's longer than the one I currently have!
Master Sword: Ooh, it's longer! Who cares?
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: *Revs engine on station wagon*
Saten Twist: Mortomis! You're drag racing me?
Mortomis: That's right. You're going down!!

They both rev their engines, and a pony stood in front of them holding a light.

Saten Twist: *Looking at Mortomis*
Mortomis: *Looking at Saten Twist*
Light Pony: *Turns on light*
Saten Twist & Mortomis: *Pass the light pony*
Tom: Come on Twisty!
Saten Twist: Don't call me that!
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: You're winning, keep going!
Saten Twist: I'm not slowing down! I'm winning!
Mortomis: *Passes Saten Twist, and crosses the finish line*
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *Surprised* I lost to a station wagon!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Let's get to the skits before he tries to kill somepony.
Saten Twist: SOMEONE!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Who gives a shit?

2 B Continued

Mortomis' station wagon

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 77 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: August 14, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 12:34 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

The griffon was assigned to drive a westbound freight train to Denver. Orion was also going to Denver in another train. Both of their trains were right next to each other.

Hawkeye: *Holding two buckets marked grease, and gives the one with water to Metal Gloss*
Griffon: What are you up to?
Hawkeye: Do you know anything about grease?
Griffon: No.
Hawkeye: Well it actually helps if you put some on the rails. That way, your engines will get a lot of grip when they start off.
Griffon: Really?
Hawkeye: Yeah....

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Tirek's Lamentations

posted by mariofan14

Why has my only brother joined up with the enemy? Why has Scorpan betrayed me? His aid should have been vital in my conquests against those weak mortals, but he had many other thoughts, all that hurt me hard. Why has he forsaken me to the princesses?! Damn you, Scorpan! You are not my brother!

I had a goal in mind. I wanted to conquer the entire world, turning it into what it should be: a world under my order and rule, making the mortals' lives a living hell. But the fight against the princesses ruined everything! It was because of their cowardice that banished me to the pits of Tartarus, just...

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Papillon Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is Papillon

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Papillon

France, 1938

Two stallions were walking to a warden at a jail. They were outside, near the exit where all the prisoners were lined up.

Police Pony 54: All present, and accounted for sir.
Warden: Thank you.
Police Pony 95: *Playing drums for five seconds*
Warden: As of this moment, you will all be transferred to another prison, far from here. Everypony living in France no longer has to worry about you. Forget France. She has gotten rid of you.

Then the warden walked down a crowded street, while soldiers, and police ponies escorted the prisoners to the harbor where...

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On The Block Episode 10 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house* HAPPY NEW YEAR ASSHOLES!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Let's get some fireworks! *Sets up a firework*
Master Sword: Let's shoot some guns into the air! *Grabs a Glock 18, and shoots twelve bullets* I love Austrian guns!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: *Sees firework go off in the sky*
Master Sword: That was great, but seriously people, it's just the beginning of a new year.
Tom: There's no need to get excited about it....

Merry Christmas

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This Will Be The Day - RWBY [PMV]

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On The Block Episode 8 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Aina was writing down a christmas list.

Aina: Dear Santa Claus, even though everypony calls this holiday Hearths Warming Eve, I want to remember this as Christmas.
Audience: *Cheering*
Aina: On the next episode of this show, I want everything to be related to Christmas. The crossover parody, a few of the skits, and I want Master Sword, and Tom Foolery to be dressed like you during the intro.
Audience: *Laughing*
Aina: As for my presents, I only have one gift that I want, and that is a new set of headphones. I like Dr. Dre's beats, so could I have a pair of those in red? Thanks a lot. Sincerely,...

On The Block Episode 8 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Our cast for this Celebrity Jeopardy skit is

Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game show wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
Rainbow Dash as herself
and special guest star, Nocturnal Mirage as Tom Selleck

Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: And welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. I'd like to once again remind our contestants that there are proper bathroom facilities located in the studio.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: We have a real barn burner on our hooves.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: In the lead, we have Rainbow Dash with...

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On The Block Episode 7 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Ass Ass Inn

Audience: *Laughing*

Starring Rainbow Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic Rainbow as Donovan
Blaze as Richard

Los Angeles. A place for many great events, and some bad ones as well.

Audience: *Laughing*

One of the hotels in this town is called the Ass Ass Inn. It's got a secret strip club run by two mares, but the main reason for it's name, is because it's a hotel for assassins only.

Ranger: What's our target for the day Mercury?
Mercury: Our target is to shoot down a green unicorn. He's a police...

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Saten Twist Adventures. Episode 10.. Part 2

posted by Canada24

AT RESTURANT:
Trixie: I'm glad your finally over AppleJack.. Who needed her anyway. She didn't get you.. You need someone who 'dose' get you.. Someone who knew you your whole life.
Saten: You mean Derpy?
Trixie: Well.. Sure.. Derpy.. But I meant some 'else' who knew you your entire life, and always had a thing for you.. Who knows.. She might be sitting in front of you.
Saten: (obviously) I honestly have no idea what your going on about Trixie. But your voice is soothing, and strangely I feel better.. (happily) Thanks, you always such a great friend.
Trixie: (sighs) Sure... Friend
Saten: (gets up) Anyway. I gotta go.. Sorry again for trying to kill you, last time we were here.
Trixie: (shrugs) You were drunk.
Saten: If it makes you feel better. I'm really trying to cut back on alcohol.
Trixie: I sincerely doubt that.. But if you say.
Saten: (leaves)
Trixie: (sighs) Guess Trixie's paying again..

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On The Block Episode 5 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Rainbow Dashed

Starring everypony as theirselves.

Narrator: One lovely morning, Rainbow Dashed arrived at Sugarcube Corner.
Pinkie Pie: Hi Rainbow Dash.
Rainbow Dash: Shut the f**k up.
Audience: *Laughing*
Rainbow Dash: Can't you see I got a hangover? My head feels like a bomb is about to go off.
Twilight Sparkle: My head is a bomb.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight Sparkle: Are you going to help me learn how to clear clouds?
Rainbow Dash: Forget that, I need a drink.

So she walked out of Sugarcube Corner, and saw an over sized champagne bottle that said...

Rainbow Dash: Spitfire. I'm haluci- halizit,...

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Crystal Gleam Vs. Rarity

posted by Dragon-88

Crystal is hunting for gems when she encounters Rarity.

Blazin' Blue, whom I know you know as my main OC, is getting to know his new friend Crystal Gleam after meeting her at the train station to welcome her. While many looked at her weird, and some said "What's an alicorn doing here in Ponyville? She belongs in Canterlot!", she was welcomed by the blue unicorn and shown around town. After a while, Blazin' decided to get to know her better, and learned she loved gaming and hunting for gems. He lets her go walk around by herself to discover more on her own...NOTE: There is a swear word in this article. You have been warned.

Crystal: I wonder if I...

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My Little Reviews:Rainbow Rocks

posted by TotalDramaFan60

Oh meh gawd. This was the best movie since Frozen. And still, I just like Frozen for like two days. But this. This. This is a masterpiece. A BUCKING MASTERPIECE. It was like--and then--and she--and they--and her--and she said--and OH MY BUCKING GOD. What does this movie mean for S5? I mean, seriously, number one, HOW THE HELL DID TWILIGHT GET THE MIRROR INTO HER CASTLE? I mean, did she like, say, "Oh hey, Celestia, can I come over and steal that mirror?" and then was she like "Okay Twilight" and they just did that? Or like did she have a normal mirror and make it magic with a spell? Well, I...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 68 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nemo and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 68: Pimp My Engine
Date: February 1, 1957
Location: Not Yet Mentioned
Time: 10:00 AM
Railway: Southern Pacific...

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Con Mane: The Return Of Pinkie Part 11

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Rain got back to the storm drains, and saw six army trucks showing up next to the two muscle cars.

Ice Cube: *Looking in rearview mirror* Wait a minute. There's only supposed to be three here. Why are there six?
Sally: Seems like Ice Cube noticed something wrong.
Con: What?
Sally: There's six trucks, but only three were supposed to show up.
Con: Maybe ISIS wanted more weapons.
Truck Drivers: *Stop their trucks*
Ice Cube: Yo, why do you have six trucks? There's only supposed to be three.
Truck Driver: We have the three original trucks, but the other three have those prisoners you got. They made...

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Con Mane: The Return Of Pinkie Part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con flew into Marelin Germaneigh, the town where M.I.3 headquarters were located.

Con: *Walking downstairs in the airport*
Fenix: *Holding up a sign that says Equestria*
Con: Guten tag Mr. Lighter.
Fenix: No need to be so formal 0007. We are old friends, ja?
Con: You know it. Where's Rain Bouvier?
Fenix: She will meet us at HQ. We must get there ourselves.
Con: Did your boss give you another unreliable set of wheels?
Fenix: Nein, this time they gave me a brand new Horsche 199 Turbo.
Con: Excellent.
Fenix: I'm glad you think so.

So the two stallions got in Fenix's car, and drove to M.I.3 Headquarters....

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 65 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Bulstrode

Date: January 12, 1957
Location: Oatland, Alicornia

Stylo was heading to the docks to work. When he got there, he saw some other workers arguing with Bulstrode. Bulstrode was the pony that had his tugboat, and the one that was disrespecting everyone else.

Bulstrode: *On the tugboat* Come on, come on! Why aren't those cars where they're supposed to be? I need the barge loaded up with stones quickly!
Worker: There's no engine, and they go to wherever they're needed. You're in the wrong spot, not these freight cars!
Stylo: *Climbs into engine, and drives towards the freight cars at a slow speed. He...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 63 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Two of these gondola freight cars were pushed by Coffee Creme in her engine.

Date: January 6, 1957
Location: West of Cheyenne

Coffee Creme was told by Pete to get some workers at a tunnel which was blocked. She found the job boring, as she was driving an engine, and pushing two gondola freight cars where the workers, and their equipment were on.

They stopped outside the tunnel. The workers went inside. It was very dark, and quiet, but not for long. A sound was heard, as if it was a big animal, and the workers ran out looking terrified.

Worker Leader: What happened?
Worker 46: We started to dig at the block, but it grunted, and moved.
Worker Leader: That's ridiculous.
Worker...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 62 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Donut got in a diesel, and roughly bumped into five coaches. Then, he started heading Eastbound. He had to stop at Cheyenne to exchange some passengers with another train from the Union Pacific. The engineer for the U.P train was Gordon, and was impatiently waiting on the platform.

Donut: *Stops train at station*
Gordon: *Carrying five stones, and throws one at the window*
Donut: *Ignores Gordon*
Gordon: *Throws another stone at the window*
Donut: *Still ignoring Gordon*
Gordon: *Breaks the window on Donut's engine with the third stone*
Donut: Ugh! What?!
Gorodn: You're late!
Donut: I know. It's that...

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Blue Fedora's Story 3

posted by AquaMarine6663

Blue Fedora was waiting outside the shop for Dragon Spout to arrive. He looked at the telephone pole that was right outside his shop. He examined a sign. It read:

Missing: Moon Dust
Blue unicorn mare with blue eyes and indigo mane
If found, please report to Princess Luna IMMEDIATELY

Blue Fedora was quickly pulled away from the poster. "There's no time to be reading free puppy posters! C'mon! we're wasting time!" said Dragon Spout. He sighed, and followed her.
"So, what's the plan?" he said. Dragon spout looked at him. "We ask any, and every unicorn if they know a fireproof spell." she said. "but...