Our cast for this Celebrity Jeopardy skit is

Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game show wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
Saten Twist as Will Ferrell (He is dressed as himself)
Special guest star, Shredder Dash as himself

Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: And welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. This is our first episode of 2015, and already things have gone completely wrong.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I'd like to once again remind everypony here to refrain the use of swear words.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And with that said, let's take a look at the score. In first place with three dollars is Will Ferrell.
Audience: *Laughing, and cheering*
Alex: The very first contestant on our show to score a positive ammount of money.
Audience: *Laughing*
Will: I feel like I had your job once, but I can't remember.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Perhaps that's because you played as me in the Celebrity Jeopardy skit by Saturday Night Live.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: In third place with negative $68,000... *Sighs* Sean, the hedgehog.
Audience: Woooo!!!! *Clapping*
Sean: You won't get away with this shit you bastard!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: What did I just say? What did I tell you about swear words?
Sean: That they're fun to use, especiallly when you're p***ing someone off.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That's.... Just.... Great.... And finally, the guitar player, and singer for the rock & roll band Green Hay, is Shredder Dash.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Shredder: You forgot to say that I was the brother of the Element Of Loyalty.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And you have negative $41,000.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Now let's move onto Double Jeopardy. The categories are...

Potent Potables
Plumbers named Mario
Ponies On The Rails
Things that start with the letter P
Things you should put in your mouth

Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I'm not sure what that category is doing up there, so let's just pretend it's not there.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Moving on.

Movies by Disney
And finally, states that begin in Wyom

Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Will Ferrell, you're in first place, so the board is yours.
Will: Uh, yeah.. I'm thinking about it.. Let me think.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Okay Sean, why don't you pick?
Will: Hey, I'm not done!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Well hurry up. I gotta insult Trebek sooner, or later.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: I want it to be sooner.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And I want it to be later. Now Mr. Ferrell, please hurry up.
Will: Okay, I'll take 800.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: For which category?
Will: Uh, let's go for Things that start with the letter B.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That letter is P, not B.
Will: Then I'm gonna make it a B.
Audience: *Laughing*
Will: *Grabs a marker, and write the letter B over P*
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Please get back to your podium.
Will: Okay. I'm finished. *Goes back to his podium*
Alex: Things that start with P for 800. And the answer is, The word Peach starts with this letter.
Will: *Rings in*
Alex: Mr. Ferrell?
Will: The correct answer is Mario, he is Peach's boyfriend.

The audience laughed, and the wrong bell buzzed.

Alex: You didn't choose the Plumbers named Mario category, so that's incorrect.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: *Rings in*
Alex: Mr. The Hedgehog?
Sean: I'll show you a peach Trebek.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Looking at Sean* Oh god. That's not a peach, and you know it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: The answer of course is P. The word Peach starts with a P. Mr. Ferrell it's still your board, but since you're a slow thinker, I'll let Sean choose the board.
Sean: THE DAY IS MINE!!
Audience: *Laughing, cheering, and clapping*
Sean: I'll take Things you should put in your mouth for 1,000.
Alex: I told you to ignore that.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Oh god. Things you should put in your mouth for 1,000. And the answer is, This thing you should put in your mouth can be found on a table.
Sean: *Rings in*
Alex: Mr. The Hedgehog?
Sean: Me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I'm sorry, what?
Sean: If your grand daughter was looking at a table, and was deciding what to put in her mouth, she'd go for me. Or, at least one part of my body located between my legs.
Audience: *Laughing, cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Alex: Okay, that's disgusting. Someone else, please answer.
Shredder: *Rings in*
Alex: Mr. Dash?
Shredder: A candle.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Why would you put that in your mouth?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: The answer was food. You should always put this in your mouth, especially when you're hungry.
Sean: Your grand daughter was hungry when she decided to put my d**k in her mouth.
Audience: *Cheering, whistling, and clapping*
Alex: And now, for the toughest part of the job. Final Jeopardy.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Grabs paper with final jeopardy category* The category is... You know what? *Rips up paper*
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: This is the category you will work on for final jeopardy. What would you do with a million dollars?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: There's no way you can mess this one up.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Because you can do anything with a million dollars. You could buy a fancy sports car, or a mansion. Or if you were Sean, you would hire fifty assassins to kill me.
Audience: *Laughing*

The timer rang.

Alex: Alright, let's see what you would blow your million bucks on. *Walks to Will's podium* Mr. Ferrell, you wrote down.. Absolutely nothing.
Will: Shut up, I'm thinking.
Audience: *Laughing*
Will: I still haven't decided what I wanted.
Alex: You ran out of time.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Moving on, to Sean The Hedgehog. You wrote down- *Looks at a picture of himself getting his head blown off by Sean with a .44 magnum*
Audience: *Laughing, cheering, whistling, and clapping*
Alex: I don't even think I wanna see your wager.
Sean: Well too bad.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: You wagered, Death to Trebek.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Fantastic. Finally, let's see what Shredder Dash would do with a million dollars. Buy a big hot tub that was as tall as the Empire State Building.
Audience: *Laughing*
Shredder: That would just be badass, and I would play there all day with my band.
Alex: I can't believe that shit.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Hey, you broke your own no swearing rule!
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: And now the show is over. This has been our first, and last episode of 2015. Goodbye.
Audience: *Clapping*

Back on the block.

Master Sword: Well, this episode has been really interesting.
Tom: I'm still getting over the fact that we played as three black gangsters.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: With Saten Twist? I'll never forget that.
Tom: Now it's time for our brony of the month. January, 2015. The brony of the month award goes to... Jade_23!
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Master Sword: She is the best pegasister in the world.
Tom: What would this club do without her? Before becoming Jade_23, she was known as Applejackrocks.
Master Sword: Back then, she wrote lots of articles, and made many awesome roleplays.
Tom: And now she's back. We hope she stays here forever.
Master Sword: Everyone loves you Jade.
Audience: *Cheering*
Tom: And that's all the time we have for our show. See you later folks.

The End