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Panty Hose (her full name) gets help from Blazin' in getting a job and buying a house.
Panty Hose (her full name) gets help from Blazin' in getting a job and buying a house.
The next morning…

Rarity: Panty! Please wake up, dear. Blazin' will be here to pick you up soon.

Panty: Wha…whoa!! I gotta get going! *races all over the house to get her stuff and put it in her suitcase*

Rarity: Eh….Want some coffee?

Panty: Coffee? Sure! *drinks it from the cup she was given and suddenly moves faster*

Sweetie: What's going on…HEY! Watch where your'e going!

Panty: *stops* Sorry about that Sweetie. Blazin' will be here any minute now, and I'm freaking out! Rarity, can you do a quick checklist with me?

Rarity: Sure.

Panty: Toothbrush?

Rarity: Check.

Panty: Toothpaste?

Rarity: Check.

Panty: Sleep clothes?

Rarity: Check.

Panty: Mane brush?

Rarity: Check.

Panty: Shoes?

Rarity Shoes? Where are they….

Sweetie: Found them! Here you go!

Panty: Thanks. Now to wash up and fix my bed mane and tail….

A knock on the door causes dead silence.

Rarity: I'll get it! *opens the door*

Blazin': Morning Rare.

Rarity: Oh..hi. You look nice today.

Blazin': Yeah, I've been taking it up a notch with my mane and tail. Both are so clean they sparkle! Hey, Panty, all set to go?

Panty: Yes.

Blazin': All right! The Royal Carriage awaits. We're gonna visit Mayor Mare so she can find a house for you. Then we can go find you the perfect job.

Panty: Um..Blazin'?

Blazin': Yes?

Panty: Are you a prince?

Blazin': Oh, why yes, I am. Did you forget?

Panty: I don't see a crown on your head.

Blazin': That's because only princesses wear the crowns. Wait a minute….where's my royal outfit? Oh, here it is, where I left it by mistake! *puts it on*

Panty: You look nice.

Blazin': Careful, I'm married to Princess Luna.

Panty: So she is married….She never told me…

Blazin': She doesn't openly admit to being married to me, but she still loves me.

Royal Guard 1: We are here, Your Highness. Is there any place you want to go next?

Blazin': My friend Panty is looking for a job, so we'll be looking until she finds the right one. We'll be inside talking with Mayor Mare about finding Panty a nice place of residence. Enjoy your rest.

Royal Guard 2: Thank you, Your Highness.

Blazin' and Panty go in to talk to Mayor Mare, who bowed to him and welcomed him and his friend.

Mayor Mare: What can I do for you?

Panty: I'm looking for a house that's unoccupied. Maybe something not too crazy?

Mayor Mare: There is a two story house, which is near the Apple Farm. AJ lives next door to that house, so you can see her every day as many times as you want.

Panty: Sounds great! I'll take it.

Blazin': I'l buy the house for you, and help you pick out some new furniture, as well.

Mayor Mare: How sweet. Here's your key, Ms….what's your last name?

Panty: Hose.

Mayor Mare: Ms. Hose, here's the key to your new home. Have a great day, come back any time!

Blazin' and Panty ride the royal carriage to her new house. Panty unlocks the door and checks it out. She likes it. She steps outside to look around….

AJ: Howdy, neighbor!

Panty: Oh…Howdy. I have a bit of a Southern accent.

Blazin': I didn't know that.

Panty: Pretty cool, isn't it? What's it like here?

AJ: Everyone is friendly and willing to make a new friend. I bet ya wanna make some more new friends?

Panty: You betcha! I'll catch ump with ya later. Blazin's helping me find a job.

AJ: Neat! I could sure use some help. You can stop by and help us out anytime you like.

Panty: Thanks! I hope there's a good clothing shop or boutique I can work at.

Blazin': You read my mind! Carousel Boutique, away! *they head for Carousel Boutique*

Upon arriving, they head in to talk to Rarity.

Panty: Hello?

Rarity: Oh, hi, there. What brings you here today?

Panty: I was hoping to find job that benefits my talent. I can make rather cute underwear, even fancy ones.

Rarity: Lucky for you, I was looking for someone to help me design and create undergarments for mares, but no one was up for it. I was hoping you could…

Panty: Sure! I'll help you design and create them.

Rarity: Your'e hired! Also, it happens to be panty season.

Blazin': I thought it was t-shirt season.

Rarity: Panty season!

Blazin': T-shirt season!

Rarity: Panty season!

Blazin': T-shirt season!

Rarity: Panty season, FIRE!! *zaps Blazin'*

Blazin': Ow! You messing with royalty now?

Rarity: Sorry….I got carried away! Go and get some rest, Panty, you start tomorrow. I can't wait to get designing!

They leave, and Blazin' helps Panty shop for furniture for her house. He buys her a bed with pillows, sheets, and a cover, as well as a kitchen table with four chairs, and a couch, TV, and a dresser for her room. He sets up everything, and advises her to lock her front door as he headed for home. Panty went to bed excited to start her new job with Rarity.
Blazin' drops by to pick up Panty and help her find a job that fits her talent and find a house.
Blazin' drops by to pick up Panty and help her find a job that fits her talent and find a house.
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Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic Rainbow as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Celestia was sitting at her desk when Derpy arrived.

Derpy: *Shouts very loud* FUS RO DAH!!
Audience: *Cheering*
Celestia: *Gets blown away from Derpy's shout, and goes through another building*

Debris covered a quarter of Celestia's office after the shouting made her fly away....
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