Rover, Spot, and Fido were falling down towards the ocean.

Rover: AHHHHHH!
Spot: Someone help us!!
Fido: *Sees a pirate ship* Hey look. A boat.

All three of them safely landed on the pirate ship.

Indiana Bones: Hey! Look at those three.
Luxor: They fell from heaven.
James: It's the gods we've been praying for to help us.
Rover: Uh.. What?
Bowler: Bow down to the gods.

Everyone on the ship was a diamond dog, and they were all bowing down to Rover, and his two companions.

Mickey: What would the gods want us to do for them first?
Rover: Excuse us for a moment. *Walks with Spot, and Fido away from the other diamond dogs*
Spot: What is the matter with-
Rover: lower your voice. we don't want them to hear us.
Fido: why do they think we're gods?
Rover: that gem we had must have done the teleportation thingy the blue pony mentioned, and it also made us time travel into a different time period.
Spot: that mule, and her friends are still in that hot air balloon. they probably have a lot of food, and treasure.
Fido: these other diamond dogs are willing to help us, so if we team up with them, we'll kill the mule, and her two friends.

They went back to the other diamond dogs.

Rover: We're back.
Mickey: What would you like us to do for you?
Fido: Tell us what year this is.
James: 1801 gods.
Spot: You do not have to call us gods. We are just diamond dogs like you. My name is Spot.
Rover: I'm Rover, and this is Fido.
Fido: Pleased to meet you.
Martin: Pleased to meet you as well.
Chowder: Is there anything else you want us to do?
Rover: There are three ponies. A white unicorn, a blue pegasus, and an orange earth pony with a brown hat. We need your help to kill them.
James: We will help you in any way we can. Right fellas?
Diamond Dogs: Uh, what did he say?
James: I said... We will help you in any way we can! Right fellas?!
Diamond Dogs: Oh yeah, of course we can. No problem.

Meanwhile, the hot air balloon was losing altitude.

Rainbow Dash: If you didn't put out the fire, we wouldn't be in this mess!
Rarity: I thought it was going to kill us!
Applejack: There was supposed to be a fire there Rarity!
Rarity: Well I thought it was going to kill us! You can thank me for saving your life later.
Rainbow Dash: Yeah right.
Applejack: *Looks down into the ocean* I see a pirate ship. Let's get the balloon closer, and get on board.
Rainbow Dash: I got an idea. *Flies out of the hot air balloon, and gets a rope from the hot air balloon. She ties it onto part of a ship*
Erik: Hey! What do you think you're doing?!
Rainbow Dash: That hot air balloon is running low on altitude, and we can't do anything about it! We need to save the ponies on board.
Erik: Alright.
Larry: *Runs towards Erik* What's the matter?
Erik: This blue pony is helping two others in a hot air balloon.
Rainbow Dash: AJ, Rarity, you okay in there?!
Applejack: Yeah.
Rarity: We're going to jump on board now.

Applejack jumped on with no difficulty, but when Rarity jumped, she landed on the edge, and was holding on trying to get herself up.

Rarity: A little help please?
Erik: Allow me. *Helps Rarity onto the ship*
Rarity: Thank you.
Erik: *Leans on a wall standing on his back legs*
Rarity: *Also standing on her back legs, leaning against Erik* You're a sexy gentlecolt.
Applejack: She said sexy.
Rainbow Dash: Take out the y, and what do you get?
Applejack: Sex.
Erik: Whoa, easy! *Gets away from Rarity, and stands next to Rainbow Dash* I like mares, but I don't like them rough.
Rarity: Fine! I'll just find someone else on this ship to have sex with, stallion, or mare.
Applejack: Probably both. *Laughs*

Rainbow Dash, Larry, and Erik laughed with her.

Hungry: Enough!
Erik: Oh Hungry. We saved three ponies from a falling hot air balloon.
Hungry: Excellent. Now I must give them the pirate initiation. What is 1 plus 1?
Rainbow Dash: Uhh.. 2?
Applejack: 2.
Rarity: 2.
Hungry: Wrong! The correct answer is... Uh.... Is it really 2?
Rainbow Dash: Yes!
Hungry: Oh. Never mind, you're right. Welcome to my pirate crew. You already met Larry Wilcox, and Erik Estrada. They seem to make the best chips ever. They might as well become chips. Let me introduce you to the rest of the crew. *Leaves*
Rainbow Dash: remember how we got back into the present after gilda got us into medieval times?
Applejack: we killed her.
Rarity: now we have to kill the diamond dogs, but where are they?
Rainbow Dash: i don't know. that's the part that worries me.
Hungry: *Returns with with three other ponies* Here they are. Meet Leaf Pile, Max McGarrett, and Donut.
Rarity: *Falling in love with all three stallions*
Applejack: Pleased to meet you.
Leaf Pile: Likewise.
Max: We're glad you're in our crew with us.
Donut: It's a real honor to have you.
Rainbow Dash: It's a real honor to be with you.

Now that Applejack, Rainbow Dash, and Rarity were in a pirate crew, they needed to find Rover, and the other diamond dogs.

2 B Continued