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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Rock Island Bikers were close to being defeated. Gordon, Case Cracker, and Jim were in a van, chasing down a biker that was escaping.

Case Cracker: There he goes! *points at escaped RIB*
Gordon: I'm right behind him.
Jim: He's heading out of here.
Gordon: He's probably heading for the golden neigh bridge. *Getting close to biker*
RIB 5: *Passing traffic*
Gordon: Try, and shoot him.
Jim: *Shoots breaklight* I got one of the lights on his bike.
Gordon: Not good enough, keep trying.
Case Cracker: There's a lot of cars around. You gotta get closer.
Jim: *Shoots tire on bike*
Case Cracker: Or not.
RIB 5: *Falls off bike*
Gordon: *stops van next to biker*

The trio got out of the van, and looked at the biker.

RIB 5: Wait a minute fellas-
Gordon: Fuck you. You caused enough damage to us, and others for too long.
RIB 5: It wasn't my decision. I had to do all that shit.
Jim: Yeah whatever. *Looks down river* Case, throw this bastard off the bridge.
Case Cracker: *Nods, and picks up the biker* You've done too much to us already. So.. *Walks towards the edge of the bridge* Arrivederci! *Throws the RIB off the bridge*
RIB 5: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! *Lands on boat*
Gordon: Good timing.
Jim: Yeah, but now we got another problem. The cops are gonna ask us a shitload of questions. We better skip town for a while.
Case Cracker: Yeah, but this'll blow over soon enough.
Gordon: How long are we skipping town for?
Jim: Four years. That should be enough time for the cops to forget about everything. Now, get to your houses quickly. Take anything that you think is neccesary, and we'll get moving.
Gordon: Right. *Stands in middle of highway*
Mare: *stops*
Gordon: *Pulls mare out of car* Thank's a lot *Steals car*
Jim: Case, you, and me are taking the delivery van. This time, you're driving. *Sits in passenger seat*
Case Cracker: *gets in the drivers seat* Alright. *drives towards his house*
Jim: After we get to your house, you can just drop me off at the pizza place on Mane Ashbury. I can get a cab from there.
Case Cracker: If you say so. *continues driving*
Jim: Where do you plan on going when we skip town?
Case Cracker: Haven't decided yet. I'll just drive if I can't decide. Why? Where were you plannin' on goin'?
Jim: St. Foalis. I've got a daughter that lives there. It would be nice to visit my daughter after being in this town, and not seeing her for years. Her name is Millie.
Case Cracker: Oh, you know how Millie's been?
Jim: No. She hasn't sent me any messages in months.
Case Cracker: Hm. I've got my sister in Fillydelphia. Maybe I'll make my way over to her.
Jim: Okay. We're at your house.
Case Cracker: *Stops van*
Jim: Get what you need, then take me to Mane Ashbury.
Case Cracker: K I'll be right back. *goes inside his house*
Jim: *Waits in van*
Case Cracker: *leaves his house carrying a few suitcases and puts them in the van*
Jim: Alright Case, now get me to the Pizzeria on Mane Ashbury.
Case Cracker: *gets in driver's seat* Ok. *drives to Mane Ashbury*
Jim: I just want you to know something. If we never see each other again, I want you to know that you're one of the most loyal ponies I've ever met.
CC: Thanks. I don't know if our paths will cross again, but I know we got each others backs. Just don't get yourself into anything you can't get yourself out of. *Arrives at Mane Ashbury*
Jim: Thanks a lot Case. *gets out* And good luck.
Case Cracker: Good luck. *drives away*
Jim: Taxi!
Taxi driver: *Stops*
Jim: *Gets in* Airport, now!
Taxi Driver: *Goes to airport*

Gordon went north into Vanhoover, and Jim made it to St. Foalis.

The end.

Characters used for fanfic

Gordon from SeanTheHedgehog
Case Cracker from IzfanKirby
Jim from SeanTheHedgehog
Anthony from SeanTheHedgehog
Erica from SeanTheHedgehog
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Round 13 is beginning

Pinkie Pie: *Turning on the teleporter*
Applejack: *Getting the core linked to the pad*
Twilight: *Spends 950 points on the Mystery Box, hoping to find something to replace the Stakeout*

A C275 appeared

Twilight: *Replaces the Stakeout with the C275* This is unacceptabre.
Applejack: *Runs past them, getting into the teleporter*
Rainbow Dash: *Sees a horde of zombies coming towards her* The mystery box can wait. *Runs to the teleporter*
Pinkie Pie: *Turns on the teleporter*

They were back in the projector room

Pinkie Pie: *Puts the film reel she acquired earlier into the projector,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Captain Sean Jefferson
Captain Sean Jefferson
Tim returned to the station with the pony he arrested. Ten minutes later, Tim was in the briefing room. The yellow unicorn in the front of the room was his captain, Sean Jefferson.

Captain Jefferson: Thanks to Tim, we got one of the street racers already. His group is called the Low Riders, they race mostly muscle cars on the Round Freeway. They were at Green Drive so they could modify their cars whenever they weren't racing. You see, they were hanging out by the auto shop next to the highway bridge. If you spot anymore of them, call for backup. That's it, back to work.
GTPD Ponies: *Getting...
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Source: Google
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So a lot or all of you recall my theories on starlight glimmer and the CMC

This has almost nothing to do with that.

...

Except it totally does.

In the 100th episode (BTWspoilersaheaddon'tsayIdidn'twarnya)


Lyra and BonBon come to a realization. BonBon is actually a secret agent hiding out in ponyville, and her actual name is "Sweetie Drops."

She said that she had to go "deep undercover."

How deep? (inb4 that'swhatshesaid)


In today's conspiracy theory, I propose that the "secret agency" that BonBon was once a part of was a network of spies that was able to change their names, appearances, and even talents...
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posted by BlondLionEzel
Hello! It's me, Blondlionezel! Today, I'm going to talk about the Top 10 movies I loved as a young kid. The movies don't have to be good, but I have to had like them as a young kid. Now, without further ado, here is my Top 10 Movies I Loved as a Young Kid!

But first, some honorable mentions!

* Godzilla, Mothra, and King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All Out Attack (Modern Rating: 9.1/10)
* Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers Movie (Modern Rating: 6/10)
* Zilla (Modern Rating: 1/10)
* Scooby Doo and the Cyber-Chase (Modern Rating: 7.5/10)
* Osmosis Jones (Modern Rating 5/10)

#10: Shark Boy and Lava Girl (Modern...
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"y'know, scootaloo has 7 scootering mentions, that makes [the mentions for the CMC's possible cutie marks] 7-5-3. That's a pattern"
-Triq

...yes. It is.

7x5x3 is 105

the first non-decimal number containing 3 digits that includes the number 5

5
episode 5 this season: tanks for the memories
included the 5 stages of grief

tanks for the memories was a fall out boy reference

"fall" "out" "boy"

that band name Is specifically meant to be 3 words

3(yes I know I could have ended it here but hush there's more)

episode 5 this season was between the only 2 cutie mark crusaders episodes this season

and episode 7 was...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Golfing

Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic Rainbow as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell

Otis was on the last hole with Olson, and Caddy.

Otis: Thanks for playing with me you guys. Chip called in, and said he was sick.
Olson: Hey, no problem Otis.
Caddy: We had a good time.
Otis: Well this ain't over yet. Are you still enjoying it?
Caddy: Yeah.
Otis: Then watch me sink that ball into the hole. *Puts the ball, and it goes in* It's a shame Chip can't be here. I wonder how he's feeling.
Chip: *Feeling fine as he plays Mafia 2...
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added by Seanthehedgehog
Heard about this on deviantart.
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Trixie leads them into the creepy funhouse.
SB: Hmm.. This is a very depressing room.. No sunlight.. No hope.. (excited) We should convince Cheerliee to have classes in here!.
AB: So.. Trixie.. Are you sure you want us in here?
Trixie: Oh. I 'differently' want you in here.. (evil chuckle)
Scootaloo: (nervous) Hmmm... I don't think I like the sound of that laugh.

(skips to the crusaders being chained to the walls).
Scootaloo: (angrily) I KNEW I DIDN'T LIKE SOUND OF THAT LAUGH!!
Trixie: SHUT UP!! (whips them)
Trixie: Hurts, don't it!
SB: I don't know.. (pervertly) Maybe you should whip me HARDER.
Trixie:...
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Source: EQD, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Title Screen :D
Title Screen :D
Special thanks to AquaMarine6663 for letting me use her three OC's, Aqua Marine, Double Scoop, and Blue Fedora.

Our main character for this story is a colt named Ralphie. He will be narrating this story, taking place in Indiana, 1948.

Ponies: *Walking on sidewalk, looking at the snow*
Colts: *Running down street passing a yellow house*

Ah, there it is. My old house. And there I am, with that ugly hat, and that dumb smile. No matter, Christmas was on it's way. Good old, lovely Christmas.

Later at night.

Band Ponies: *Playing Christmas music with trombones*

Downtown, everypony was getting prepared...
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added by izfankirby
Credit: ShadesofEverfree ; Song 1 is "Dubstep Dushwasher". Song 2 is "Vinylicious".
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Title Screen
Title Screen
Con Mane is back, but he's not the only one to make a return.

This story begins in Bangkok, China at a restaurant/bath house. Con was dressed in a white suit with a black bowtie. He was meeting up with three generals from the Chinese Army in the restaurant which was a floor above the bath house. The Generals were also dressed up in white suits, but their bowties were grey.

Con: *Sits down*
Chinese General 1: Hello 0007.
Con: Nín hǎo.
Chinese General 1: I didn't know you spoke my language Mr. Mane.
Con: Yes, well when it comes to ripping off Indiana Jones movies, I guess one has to be good at...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: DeviantArt, Joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Hello. I wrote this article for people on this club that like writing fanfictions, but have the feeling that they don't do good. This article should help you out, and it might also encourage others to start writing fanfictions, if they haven't done so.

Again, this is for people on this club that feel like they want to do better, or just don't like reading/writing fanfictions in general. If you think you're good at writing, or do like reading/writing in general, give me some feedback.

There are many important things to have in a fanfiction.

1. A setting.

This is very important. If you don't...
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Well, here we go. My first NSFW article ever. Please don't feel horrified at what you are about to see here because if I get any negativity, I will not be happy.

Well, let me start on the safe side. There's a lot of things that have signature colts and fillies such as Scootaloo, Pipsqueak, Diamond Tiara, and maybe some age repressed ponies as well. In those things, there's a range of items such as shipping, silliness, seriousness, and maybe some normality. Yes, we like silliness the most, especially when the colt/filly is with an adult pony, but on some occasions, the adult could be shipped...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Seanthehedgehog Presents

A story that takes place in San Franciscolt.

Dirty Harry.

It was a wonderful, and sunny day when a pony with a sniper rifle was looking at a mare swimming. The pony with the rifle was named Scorpio, and he was an assassin. The mare swimming was at the top of a huge building, and Scorpio was going to do whatever he could to kill this mare. Why? Because he's evil.

With one shot, the mare was killed. Blood came out of her body, and into the swimming pool looking like red paint being washed off a brush.

Half an hour later, a pony was walking. This pony was known as Harry...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Warning: I apologize for not being on for a long time. Seems like everyone else has been very busy with posting their fanfictions while I was away, so here are the links to the other parts of this episode

Part 1: link

Part 2: link

Okay, now that that's done, we can continue.

After taking the freight with Orion, Percy had to take another freight train by himself.

Percy: *Slowly enters train yard*
Snowflake: *Turns signal red*
Percy: *Stops at red signal*
Snowflake: *Walks out of signal tower, and to Percy's train* Come on Percy, uncouple your engine, and get it in the siding, hurry up!
Percy: I'm...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Applejack was at Sugarcube Corner, eating a lot of cupcakes. Rarity soon arrived, and she looked angry.

Rarity: That's the twentieth cupcake you had today. Some ponies think you're being greedy.
Applejack: I'm an important pony. Important ponies don't have to listen to little brats like you.
Rarity: One of these days, you'll think twice before calling me a brat.

Next, Applejack went to go drink some water. The only place she could get water was at a river near Sweet Apple Acres.

Applejack: *Drinking water from river*
Snips: *Walks to Applejack* I wouldn't drink too much of that water. It might...
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