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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Sam was enjoying a Nascar race when Gordon, and Case Cracker arrived in the car.

Gordon: *Stops the car* Wait here. *Gets out*
Case Cracker: Man, I don't wanna wait in this piece of shit.
Gordon: Too bad. I have to get Sam. *Knocks on the door*
Sam: *Turns off the TV, and goes to the door. He opens it, and sees Gordon* What's the matter?
Gordon: Jim, and Sprocket are missing. We need to find them.
Sam: Okay, let's go.

They get into Sam's car, and drive to Oatland.

Sam: Fillydelphia might be holding them in that warehouse where we found Jim.
Gordon: Maybe.
Case Cracker: If they aren't there. Where could they be?
Sam: Somewhere around here. They can't be that far.

Once they entered Oatland, Gordon took a look at the docks they were passing.

Gordon: Hey, I think I see them by one of those containers.
Case Cracker: I see 'em too.
Sam: Then let's go there. *Turns off the highway*
Michael: *With five other ponies, watching Jim, and Sprocket*
Jim: What are you going to do to us?
Michael: We're going to drown you. With rope, we'll tie you up, and drag you around the pacific ocean in a boat.
Sprocket: Why don't you just shoot us, and have us killed already?
Michael: Where's the fun in that? You're dating a pony I despise. I might as well make your death enjoyable for me to watch. *Looks at Jim* And you. You think your mafia is tough. Well I'm gonna tell you something, it isn't. It's trash compared to what I have!
Sam: *Stops his car at the dock entrance*
Gordon: No one's watching us.
Case Cracker: *Looks up at a cargo ship* Man, I got an idea. Give me a grenade.
Gordon: *Sees containers marked with fire hazard warnings* I know where this is going.
Michael: *Gets Jim, and Sprocket tied together* Get them tied to the boat, while I start it up. *Walks to the boat*
Fillydelphia Pony 983: Yes sir. *Drags Jim, and Sprocket toward the boat*

Suddenly, an explosion occurred.

Michael: *Sees the cargo ship behind his speed boat* Hurry up!! Get them tied on!!

Another explosion occurred. Parts of the cargo ship fell off, and hit Michael's speed boat. The engine started to malfunction, and make the boat move forward.

Michael: *Tries to turn off the boat, and slow it down, but nothing he does works* Fuck. *Sees Gordon, and Case Cracker at the docks* YOU IDIOTS!!! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO!!!
Fillydelphia Ponies: *Shooting at Gordon, Case Cracker, and Sam* Get those two in the water. Drown 'em!
Fillydelphia Pony 390: *Pushes Jim, and Sprocket into the water next to the cargo ship on fire*
Gordon: *Next to Sam, and Case Cracker behind a shed* I'm going to save those two.
Sam: There's too many of them. We have to kill them first.
Jim: *Sees the ship behind them* Sprocket, swim towards that ship. It's sinking. We can stand on part of it, and find a way to get this rope off of us.
Gordon: Well, I better fix that ship. The fire might kill them. *Uses his magic to make the ship turn back to normal*
Sprocket: Shit! What do we do now?
Jim: No clue. Stay quiet, or else the Fillydelphians will see us, and have us killed.
Case Cracker: *Shoots four Fillydelphians with his two Beretta's*
Gordon: *Moves forward, and hides behind a container*
Fillydelphia Pony 52: *Shoots at Gordon, but the bullets keep hitting the container*
Gordon: *Shoots the pony with his magnum* 357 bitch! You're better off surrendering to us!
Fillydelphia Pony 923: *Gets an assault rifle with a grenade launcher, and shoots a grenade at Gordon*
Gordon: *Falls into the water* Lucky shot!!!
Jim: Gordon, get us untied!
Gordon: Stay still. *Aims his gun at the rope*
Sprocket: What are you doing?! You'll get us killed!
Gordon: Shut up, and stay still! *Shoots the rope*
Jim & Sprocket: *Get the rope off of them*
Gordon: Alright, let's get out of here. *Teleports himself, Jim, and Sprocket out of the water with his magic*
Case Cracker: Sprocket, you're alright.
Sprocket: Thanks to your clumsy friend.
Gordon: You're lucky that I even saved your ass.
Sam: How did you get captured anyway?
Jim: Lucky shot.
Gordon: They used grenade launchers on you guys too?
Sprocket: Not me. They used a Mac 10.
Fillydelphia Ponies: *Getting towards Gordon, and his friends*
Sprocket: There's only two left. Let me handle this. *Grabs an M4 Carbine, and shoots one pony*
Fillydelphia Pony 53: *Shoots Sprocket*
Case Cracker: *Shoots the last Fillydelphia pony to death with his Beretta's*
Sam: That's all of them. Let's get out of here!
Case Cracker: *Runs to Sprocket*
Gordon: Case!!
Sprocket: *Dead*
Case Cracker: *Leans down, and kisses Sprocket* Bye bye love.

Ending theme: link

Case Cracker: *Runs back to Gordon, and the others*

Everything turns to black as Case Cracker drives away with Gordon, Case Cracker, and Jim.

The End

Starring Gordon from SeanTheHedgehog
Case Cracker from Izfankirby
Jim from SeanTheHedgehog
Sprocket from Izfankirby
Michael from SeanTheHedgehog
Sam from SeanTheHedgehog

Automobiles furnished by

Canterlot - Pontiac
Chevronet - Chevrolet
Coltillac - Cadillac
Dodge - Dodge
EMC - AMC
Flam - Ford
Flim - Buick
Foallari - Ferrari
Foalsmobile - Oldsmobile
Hoofington - Plymouth
Jeep - Jeep
Laune - Rolls Royce
Lunastar - Chrysler
Lunicorn - Lincoln
PMC - GMC
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