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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Golfing

Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic Rainbow as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell

The 12th hole on the course has a sand trap separating the green from the fairway.

Otis: *Hits his ball onto the green* See? You do have to hit it 90 yards after all.
Chip: *Holding his phone which recorded the distance that Otis' ball traveled* I'm more used to feet.
Otis: I'm used to hooves.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: You know, if I actually do hit it 90 yards, from where my ball is, I might get it in the hole.
Otis: Yeah, that could work.
Chip: *Hits the ball* Get in the hole you white bastard.

But a breeze pushed the ball back, and it landed in the bunker.

Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: And, what you said to the golf ball sounded strange. It would make more sense if the ball was black, and you said black bastard.
Audience: *Whistling, cheering, and clapping*
Chip: *Looks at the bunker* That's not our only problem. We're short on sand.

After the match, they talked to Olson, and Caddy about it while sitting at a table in the club.

Olson: We were just dealing with the same thing.
Caddy: I talked to the owner, but he didn't say a word back.
Otis: Perhaps he was too nervous.
Caddy: He looked more angry to me.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Chip: Do you think he'll do anything about it?
Otis: He was angry. I doubt it.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Otis: Then we'll have to do it for him.

Next day, they were at the bunker with the short amount of sand. Each pony was carrying two buckets of sand.

Chip: Hold up, I think we have the wrong type of sand.
Otis: Wrong type? There's only one type of sand. The type that prevents golf balls from going to the right place!
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Caddy: They both look the same to me.
Chip: I will be the judge of that.
Otis: Fine. You want to make things complicated? Be my guess.
Olson: If that sand is different from the one we have, we'll get different sand. Satisfied?
Chip: No.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: We should have gotten the right sand in the first place. *Gets into the bunker, and feels the sand* It's very smooth. Now let's feel the sand we have in our buckets. *Puts his hoof in the bucket* Wrong sand!
Otis: Really, let me try. *Feels the sand in the bucket* Oh. It feels different, because it's wet.
Chip: So we can't use it.

But the others poured the sand into the sand trap anyway.

Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: *Shocked, making a face just like this: link *
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Otis: Okay Chip, time to go home. *Leaves with Olson, and Caddy*
Chip: *Stands still like a statue, and falls down*
Audience: *Laughing*

Up next, Tom has some things to tell you
posted by mariofan14
Why has my only brother joined up with the enemy? Why has Scorpan betrayed me? His aid should have been vital in my conquests against those weak mortals, but he had many other thoughts, all that hurt me hard. Why has he forsaken me to the princesses?! Damn you, Scorpan! You are not my brother!

I had a goal in mind. I wanted to conquer the entire world, turning it into what it should be: a world under my order and rule, making the mortals' lives a living hell. But the fight against the princesses ruined everything! It was because of their cowardice that banished me to the pits of Tartarus, just...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is Papillon
This is Papillon
SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Papillon

France, 1938

Two stallions were walking to a warden at a jail. They were outside, near the exit where all the prisoners were lined up.

Police Pony 54: All present, and accounted for sir.
Warden: Thank you.
Police Pony 95: *Playing drums for five seconds*
Warden: As of this moment, you will all be transferred to another prison, far from here. Everypony living in France no longer has to worry about you. Forget France. She has gotten rid of you.

Then the warden walked down a crowded street, while soldiers, and police ponies escorted the prisoners to the harbor where...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house* HAPPY NEW YEAR ASSHOLES!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Let's get some fireworks! *Sets up a firework*
Master Sword: Let's shoot some guns into the air! *Grabs a Glock 18, and shoots twelve bullets* I love Austrian guns!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: *Sees firework go off in the sky*
Master Sword: That was great, but seriously people, it's just the beginning of a new year.
Tom: There's no need to get excited about it....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Aina was writing down a christmas list.

Aina: Dear Santa Claus, even though everypony calls this holiday Hearths Warming Eve, I want to remember this as Christmas.
Audience: *Cheering*
Aina: On the next episode of this show, I want everything to be related to Christmas. The crossover parody, a few of the skits, and I want Master Sword, and Tom Foolery to be dressed like you during the intro.
Audience: *Laughing*
Aina: As for my presents, I only have one gift that I want, and that is a new set of headphones. I like Dr. Dre's beats, so could I have a pair of those in red? Thanks a lot. Sincerely,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Our cast for this Celebrity Jeopardy skit is

Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game show wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
Rainbow Dash as herself
and special guest star, Nocturnal Mirage as Tom Selleck

Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: And welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. I'd like to once again remind our contestants that there are proper bathroom facilities located in the studio.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: We have a real barn burner on our hooves.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: In the lead, we have Rainbow Dash with...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Ass Ass Inn

Audience: *Laughing*

Starring Rainbow Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic Rainbow as Donovan
Blaze as Richard

Los Angeles. A place for many great events, and some bad ones as well.

Audience: *Laughing*

One of the hotels in this town is called the Ass Ass Inn. It's got a secret strip club run by two mares, but the main reason for it's name, is because it's a hotel for assassins only.

Ranger: What's our target for the day Mercury?
Mercury: Our target is to shoot down a green unicorn. He's a police...
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AT RESTURANT:
Trixie: I'm glad your finally over AppleJack.. Who needed her anyway. She didn't get you.. You need someone who 'dose' get you.. Someone who knew you your whole life.
Saten: You mean Derpy?
Trixie: Well.. Sure.. Derpy.. But I meant some 'else' who knew you your entire life, and always had a thing for you.. Who knows.. She might be sitting in front of you.
Saten: (obviously) I honestly have no idea what your going on about Trixie. But your voice is soothing, and strangely I feel better.. (happily) Thanks, you always such a great friend.
Trixie: (sighs) Sure... Friend
Saten: (gets up) Anyway. I gotta go.. Sorry again for trying to kill you, last time we were here.
Trixie: (shrugs) You were drunk.
Saten: If it makes you feel better. I'm really trying to cut back on alcohol.
Trixie: I sincerely doubt that.. But if you say.
Saten: (leaves)
Trixie: (sighs) Guess Trixie's paying again..
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Rainbow Dashed

Starring everypony as theirselves.

Narrator: One lovely morning, Rainbow Dashed arrived at Sugarcube Corner.
Pinkie Pie: Hi Rainbow Dash.
Rainbow Dash: Shut the f**k up.
Audience: *Laughing*
Rainbow Dash: Can't you see I got a hangover? My head feels like a bomb is about to go off.
Twilight Sparkle: My head is a bomb.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight Sparkle: Are you going to help me learn how to clear clouds?
Rainbow Dash: Forget that, I need a drink.

So she walked out of Sugarcube Corner, and saw an over sized champagne bottle that said...

Rainbow Dash: Spitfire. I'm haluci- halizit,...
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posted by DragonAura15
Silversheen (Pic is totally unfitting to the scenario XD)
Silversheen (Pic is totally unfitting to the scenario XD)
MLP FIM Fanfic: Pain's Prejudice

    "Are they here yet? The tension is killing me!"
    "There'll be worse things than tension to deal with soon... "
    "Move it! They're coming, and fast!"
    And then anguished screams. And then silence. That was all Silversheen could remember. Anytime she tried to strain her mind for more, she came up blank.
    From what she did recall, there had been some kind of attack. Ponies all around her were running for dear life, causing a commotion. An older mare- her...
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posted by Dragon-88
Crystal is hunting for gems when she encounters Rarity.
Crystal is hunting for gems when she encounters Rarity.
Blazin' Blue, whom I know you know as my main OC, is getting to know his new friend Crystal Gleam after meeting her at the train station to welcome her. While many looked at her weird, and some said "What's an alicorn doing here in Ponyville? She belongs in Canterlot!", she was welcomed by the blue unicorn and shown around town. After a while, Blazin' decided to get to know her better, and learned she loved gaming and hunting for gems. He lets her go walk around by herself to discover more on her own...NOTE: There is a swear word in this article. You have been warned.

Crystal: I wonder if I...
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posted by TotalDramaFan60
Oh meh gawd. This was the best movie since Frozen. And still, I just like Frozen for like two days. But this. This. This is a masterpiece. A BUCKING MASTERPIECE. It was like--and then--and she--and they--and her--and she said--and OH MY BUCKING GOD. What does this movie mean for S5? I mean, seriously, number one, HOW THE HELL DID TWILIGHT GET THE MIRROR INTO HER CASTLE? I mean, did she like, say, "Oh hey, Celestia, can I come over and steal that mirror?" and then was she like "Okay Twilight" and they just did that? Or like did she have a normal mirror and make it magic with a spell? Well, I...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nemo and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 68: Pimp My Engine
Date: February 1, 1957
Location: Not Yet Mentioned
Time: 10:00 AM
Railway: Southern Pacific...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Rain got back to the storm drains, and saw six army trucks showing up next to the two muscle cars.

Ice Cube: *Looking in rearview mirror* Wait a minute. There's only supposed to be three here. Why are there six?
Sally: Seems like Ice Cube noticed something wrong.
Con: What?
Sally: There's six trucks, but only three were supposed to show up.
Con: Maybe ISIS wanted more weapons.
Truck Drivers: *Stop their trucks*
Ice Cube: Yo, why do you have six trucks? There's only supposed to be three.
Truck Driver: We have the three original trucks, but the other three have those prisoners you got. They made...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con flew into Marelin Germaneigh, the town where M.I.3 headquarters were located.

Con: *Walking downstairs in the airport*
Fenix: *Holding up a sign that says Equestria*
Con: Guten tag Mr. Lighter.
Fenix: No need to be so formal 0007. We are old friends, ja?
Con: You know it. Where's Rain Bouvier?
Fenix: She will meet us at HQ. We must get there ourselves.
Con: Did your boss give you another unreliable set of wheels?
Fenix: Nein, this time they gave me a brand new Horsche 199 Turbo.
Con: Excellent.
Fenix: I'm glad you think so.

So the two stallions got in Fenix's car, and drove to M.I.3 Headquarters....
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posted by purrloinedlove
Pleiades wakes up to a thunderstorm and her friend Moonbow and her little brother Midnight Dream Boat (preferring Bart for obvious reasons) stop by. "Look Pleiades! I can do this!" He casts a spell he learned in Basic Magic class. "Whoa Bart. I can't even do that." "You're a pegasus silly!" "Yes I am and I'm proud of it." "Quincy is stopping by soon. Bart want to make breakfast with us? We're doing toaster waffles and applesos." (It's not "sauce" people.) Pleiades brings out the waffles, the syrup, the marmalade, and the butter. "Pleiades is the applesos cold?" "Yaas sir ma'am sir." Moonbow...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Bulstrode
Bulstrode
Date: January 12, 1957
Location: Oatland, Alicornia

Stylo was heading to the docks to work. When he got there, he saw some other workers arguing with Bulstrode. Bulstrode was the pony that had his tugboat, and the one that was disrespecting everyone else.

Bulstrode: *On the tugboat* Come on, come on! Why aren't those cars where they're supposed to be? I need the barge loaded up with stones quickly!
Worker: There's no engine, and they go to wherever they're needed. You're in the wrong spot, not these freight cars!
Stylo: *Climbs into engine, and drives towards the freight cars at a slow speed. He...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Two of these gondola freight cars were pushed by Coffee Creme in her engine.
Two of these gondola freight cars were pushed by Coffee Creme in her engine.
Date: January 6, 1957
Location: West of Cheyenne

Coffee Creme was told by Pete to get some workers at a tunnel which was blocked. She found the job boring, as she was driving an engine, and pushing two gondola freight cars where the workers, and their equipment were on.

They stopped outside the tunnel. The workers went inside. It was very dark, and quiet, but not for long. A sound was heard, as if it was a big animal, and the workers ran out looking terrified.

Worker Leader: What happened?
Worker 46: We started to dig at the block, but it grunted, and moved.
Worker Leader: That's ridiculous.
Worker...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Donut got in a diesel, and roughly bumped into five coaches. Then, he started heading Eastbound. He had to stop at Cheyenne to exchange some passengers with another train from the Union Pacific. The engineer for the U.P train was Gordon, and was impatiently waiting on the platform.

Donut: *Stops train at station*
Gordon: *Carrying five stones, and throws one at the window*
Donut: *Ignores Gordon*
Gordon: *Throws another stone at the window*
Donut: *Still ignoring Gordon*
Gordon: *Breaks the window on Donut's engine with the third stone*
Donut: Ugh! What?!
Gorodn: You're late!
Donut: I know. It's that...
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