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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: March 4, 1960
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 10:40 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Percy: *Goes to Pete's office, and knocks on the door* Sir? May I come in?
Putnam: Who's that? You called the cops on us!!
Pete: I didn't even lay a hoof on the phone.
Amanda: You could have called them before our arrival.
Pete: You came here unexpected.
Percy: *Knocks on the door* Pete, is everything okay?!
Putnam: How does he know your name?
Pete: That's Percy. He worked for me for over ten years, and still does a good job fixing track, and trains in case you were wondering.
Amanda: Did you take our advice on finishing the extra tracks for your yards this month instead of next month?
Pete: They'll be finished tomorrow.
Putnam: How nice. We'll make sure to destroy them while we look for Dan.
Pete: Assholes.
Percy: Sir, is there anyone else in there with you?
Putnam: Fuck off!
Percy: *Walks away, confused*
Pete: You know, I'd rather have you destroy anything in this office, besides part of my railway.
Amanda: Okay, first we'll destroy your door again.
Putnam: It's amazing how I fixed it with my magic, but I'm willing to destroy it again.
Pete: Now I can see why Dan left your organization.

Meanwhile in the train yard

Hawkeye: *Stops his train next to Snowflake's yard tower*
Colt: *Walking up the hump next to the train track*
Hawkeye: Hey, did you beat any freight cars yet?
Colt: No, but hopefully I'll beat one on your train.
Hawkeye: Yeah, good luck with that.
Percy: *Runs into the yard* Hawkeye!
Hawkeye: What's wrong Percy? *Climbs out of his engine* I'm surprised the snow didn't slow you down.
Percy: Something's wrong in the station. I think there's other ponies in Pete's office.
Hawkeye: We better help him then.

Back at the office

Pete: I can't let you take Dan away.
Putnam: We can if we want, and you can't stop us.
Pete: *Stands up, and walks away*
Putnam: *Pushes Pete onto the ground, and locks the door* Sit back down.
Pete: *Goes back to his desk, and sits in the chair behind it*
Putnam: *Grabs a gun* Try anything like that again, and your railroad really will go out of business.
Amanda: *Writing on paper*
Pete: More notes?
Amanda: I'm writing something for you to sign. It's your confession to being a terrible boss, and if you sign it, we'll leave without Dan.
Pete: What happens after I sign it?
Putnam: We show this to the Equestrian Railroad Commsion, and they will force the Union Pacific, your railroad, to go out of business.

Now things are starting to get more dramatic. Not exactly what I wanted for a season finale, but I can't control what these guys do. Probably because this took place 55 years ago.

2 B Continued
Hey, everybody. You might remember the two articles of "Ponies and their Virtues" I made some time ago. I guess it's time that I update or make a redux to the two articles. Hope you like it.

Twilight Sparkle: the Princess of Friendship, the Element of Magic, and friends to many. With an intuitive mind, great magical talent, great minds alongside hers, and steadfastness, there's almost no problem she can't overcome. She could be stubborn, even when trying to find out about "Pinkie Sense", but it doesn't ruin her friendship with her friends.

Virtue: Prudence

Pinkie Pie: the Element of Laughter,...
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Source: EquestriaDaily
posted by SomeoneButNoone
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Siberia
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Hooffman - I didn't died. I staged it. After that I left with help.

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Hooffman camp
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Hooffman - And stayed here 4 days waiting for this scum to show up but he didn't.
Hardscope - *looks down on base*
Ghost - I know Alex was your best friend bu-
Hardscope - It's not about that. I could knew that I remembered Blaze from somewhere.
Hooffman - Tell us what you know...
Hardscope - Back in the first GlobeX acts I was in Special Taskforce 32. Me and Alex were an executive Snipers.
Hooffman - And.
Hardscope - Mission 27th. Take down right hoof of Golden Horn. Vladimir Chehenkov. We failed. But...
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Saten: It's too bad that Carly girl didn't come.

Derby: She seemed kinda messed up in the head.

Saten: So?

Derby: We already have someone for that role.

FLASHBACK:

Master Sword: Hey Derpy, happy birthday.. Here's your present.

Derpy: Is that a head!?

Master Sword: (holding dead pony head) Yep, he shouldn't of touched my stuff!

END FLASHBACK:

Starlight: Are you sure guys sure about this..

Saten: Hey we're here for you.

Spike: Me tw-

Saten: (angrily) SHUT UP SPIKE!.. (calmly to Starlight) See, we're all friends here.

Starlight: Well, no offence Saten, but you don't exactly build to my comfort.

Saten: Hey.....
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Episode 8
Battle for Everyone Soul
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Darkness - *sigh* I didn't want to bring Ponies to this.
Lightning - We are choosing to die for the sake of better good.
Whiteheart - *looks on ground*
Darkness - Let's go.
3 hours later.
-The big machine pony is moving forward-
Lightning - Now! *jumps on its head*
Officer - Enemies protect Deus Ex!
Darkness - *jumps on ground* Don't move a muscle.
Soldier - Ghaaaa! *runs on Darkness*
Darkness - *smiles wide* fool *avoids and cut him in half then rush at soldiers killing them*
Whiteheart - *jumps on Mech head*
Lightning - *stabs an crack in it* Help me open it.
Bluewave...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
2 years after occurences of Demon-Pony war the life was doing normally untill some times changed.

Episode 1 - Foolish calm.
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Darkness - *yawn* when this school got so boring...
Lightning - Since anyone can't beat our demonic duo hehe...
Darkness - We have it easy sitting in student concuil...
Lightning - Me as president of concuil and you as Leader of Juistice Committee.
Darkness - This still is boring Ponies are scared to do something bad eh...
Whiteheart - Noone want to battle with you after all.
Darkness - Right... Even without my hoof I am better than them.
Dan - *enters room* This can...
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posted by fahmad27
Cover story done by ChaosQueen
Cover story done by ChaosQueen
Princess Celestia rose the sun up and set it all over Equestria. A purple castle stood majestically in the center of the village. A purple alicorn with purple mane and pink highlights stepped outside. She seemed to be in a hurry.

"Spike, hurry!" The alicorn shouted. "We need to be at the train station in fifteen minutes!"

"Coming Twilight!" Spike called from inside. He was a small baby dragon with purple skin and green spikes. Spike carried a book and a quil that he always use for taking dictation notes from Twilight Sparkle. He knows he does not need it it. But it is still best to keep the book...
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Trixie gently ran the knife down my body. Almost as if caressing me.

Who knows, maybe she was.

I don't know.

I was too busy crying.

The fear levels was to much for me to handle.

But Trixie ignored my cries and raised the knife dramatically into the air, about to stab me. And I had no choice but to wait for the pain.

But suddenly she screamed in pain as a wooden chair was thrown on her.

She fell down from the impact of the blow.

Also, the impact instantly broke the chair.

"Who's a dumb butch now!" Cried an familiar voice. And I looked over to see an angry AppleBloom. As she was obviously the one who...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, deviantart, joyreactor
added by SkyheartPegasus
Source: derpibooru
After the ski chase, I went home. Even though I lived across the street from Jeff The Killer, he would never be able to find me.

Jeff: *In the basement*
Guards 3 & 5: *Arrive* Sir. We must tell you something.
Jeff: You look beat up. What happened?
Guard 3: Scootaloo escaped.
Jeff: I hope you're lying.
Guard 5: Unfortunately he is not.
Jeff: Then if you don't find her, I'll use your bodyparts to make cupcakes.
Guard 3: We are robots sir.
Guard 5: We do not have bodyparts.
Jeff: Then I will kill you two. Go find her! And what happened to the other three guards?
Guard 3: They died.
Guard 4:...
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Twilight is fucking scary in this video! Her head should not be on a train!!
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rainbow dash
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my little pony friendship is magic
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony.
Master Sword: It's such a beautiful day, and nothing can ruin it.

Then, it started raining.

Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I wish I brought my umbrella with me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I can't believe this is actually happening.
Master Sword: Well, it could be worse. Oh wait, it is.
Tom: Why?
Master Sword: There is no crossover parody today. Instead, we will be having a musical performance...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house dressed as Santa Claus*
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Hey, you finally laughed in the beginning for once. Thanks for taking my advice.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Please explain to us why we're dressed as Santa Claus.
Tom: We are dressed like him, because it was on Aina's Christmas List. We can't dissapoint her.
Master Sword: Oh, I forgot. However, we got more important news.
Tom: Yes. In the previous episode, we forgot...
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CUPCAKES: 
I can already tell the amount of haters I'm gonna earn when I say "I wish there were more writers like Sergent Sprinkles".
This is, in my opinion, the greatest creepypasta ever. 
Not even for the plot. But the but most of the narration's are the reason why I would say the story is a bit of an inspiration to me.. As he/she really knows how to fill certain moods when describing the settings.. 
Not only that, but the fact that Cupcakes has some of the greastest fan videos and fan sequels is also why I am a good supporter of the story.. It has one of the greatest songs ever "Get ready...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Title Screen
Title Screen
Con Mane is back, but he's not the only one to make a return.

This story begins in Bangkok, China at a restaurant/bath house. Con was dressed in a white suit with a black bowtie. He was meeting up with three generals from the Chinese Army in the restaurant which was a floor above the bath house. The Generals were also dressed up in white suits, but their bowties were grey.

Con: *Sits down*
Chinese General 1: Hello 0007.
Con: Nín hǎo.
Chinese General 1: I didn't know you spoke my language Mr. Mane.
Con: Yes, well when it comes to ripping off Indiana Jones movies, I guess one has to be good...
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posted by DragonAura15
"If there's anything you want to talk about... "
"If there's anything you want to talk about... "
"Here we are!" Ethereal stood in front of a shimmering pool of water.
    "Where did this come from?" Silversheen asked.
    "See that crack in the ceiling?" Ethereal pointed with her hoof. There was indeed a fairly small split in the ceiling of the cavern. Water dripped down from it, landing softly in the pool below. "Apparently we're underneath a pond right now. Isn't that cool?"
    "It is," Silversheen admitted.         
    "Well, what am I still doing standing around?...
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