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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Pierce just entered a town called Castle Rock when his car got a flat tire.

Pierce: *Angry* Oh great. *Passes a sign* The nearest service station is a mile away. That's too far. Especially since I have a flat tire. *Goes onto the side of the road*

Karl left Vancouver just as Bob entered it.

Karl: After nearly getting stopped by the FBI, I'm just glad this Saratoga I got doesn't have any damage. *Enters Woodland*
Bob: *Driving through Vancouver* Who knew there was another town called Vancouver in Washington? You'd think you were in Canada.

Pierce finally stopped at a service station in Castle Rock.

Pierce: Give me a new tire, now!
Service Ponies: *Running to get a new tire*
Pierce: *Looks down the road. A lot of cars are passing by on the road* I just hope none of those cars are being driven by Bob, Tom, or Karl.

Four minutes later

Tom: *Looking at the mare, and begins to have a fantasy about her*
Mare: Will you watch the road please?
Tom: Sure. *Watches the road*
Pierce: *Gets back onto the road from the service station*
Tom: Hey wait a minute. That pony looks familiar.
Mare: Do you know what his name is?
Tom: Pierce Hawkins!!!
Pierce: *Turns around and sees Tom* Oh dear. *Floors it*
Tom: *Follows Pierce and goes faster than him*
Pierce: Doesn't this story have enough car chases in it?
Tom: *Taps the back of Pierce's car* I'm gonna destroy your Chevy, or Buick, or whatever it is you're driving!
Mare: I think that's a Pontiac.
Tom: How do you know? Mares aren't supposed to know anything about cars!
Mare: *Points to the word Pontiac on the side*
Tom: Pierce, you're making my girlfriend correct me!! *Taps the back of Pierce's car again*
Pierce: I've had it with this numnut. *Brakes*
Tom: *Goes into the right lane. Another car crashes into him and he spins off the highway, stopping on the grass*
Mare: What was that all about?
Tom: So I got a little angry and another pony crashed into us. No big deal. We just drive back onto the highway and try to destroy Pierce again. *Drives back onto the highway*

2 B Continued
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At CIE Headquarters

Con: Is P in his office?
Moneybit: Yeah, but he's a little busy.
Con: Alright. I heard he had a mission for me, and I decided to come down as soon as possible.
Moneybit: *Hears phone ring, and answers* Hello?
P: Let him in.
Moneybit: He'll see you now Mr. Mane.
Con: Right. *Walks into office* Good morning sir.
P: Likewise Con. What do you know about Discord?
Con: We've had a very long history. First, he tried to launch a bunch of missiles at Germany, and Mexico, to make it look like they were waging war against each other. Then, he killed my wife, half an hour after we got married....
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