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posted by Canada24
Minuette: (awkwardly) So, uh, what are you studying these days?

Moon Dancer: Science, magic, history, economics, pottery. Things like that.

Minuette: Yowza! [chuckles] You planning on being a professor or something?

Moon Dancer: No.

Minuette: So you're just... studying?

Moon Dancer: (rolls eyes) Can I go now?

Twilight: Moon Dancer, please.

Saten: Yeah, Don't be rude.

Minuette: It's all right, Twilight. We're having a good time. Right, everypony?

Twinkleshine, Saten, Spike, and Lemon Hearts: [unsure sounds]

Minuette: So, uh... Spike, tell Moon Dancer that story 'bout how Twilight had to read a book about doing a sleepover!

Spike: [inhales]

Moon Dancer: Slumber 101? I've read that.

Twilight: Oh! [chuckles] Really? Well, uh, did you know Lemon Hearts here works at the Canterlot palace?

Lemon Hearts: Uh, yeah. It's true. I do the big events mostly. State dinners, that sort of thing. All but-

Moon Dancer: Ugh! [teleportation zap]

Twilight: Moon Dancer! [teleportation zap] You've gotta give friendship a chance!

Moon Dancer: Dah! I gave friendship a chance a long time ago! It didn't work out then – it isn't gonna work out now! (rudely leaves).

Saten; (catches up to her) Twilight, are you all right?

Twilight: (heartbroken) No... No, I'm not. (starts leaving).

Saten: Wait? Where are you going?

Twilight: I don't know, Saten... I really messed this one up. That party was everything to her. I can only imagine what it must've felt like when I didn't show up.

Saten: Big deal.. I've been arrested 7 times, beaten by my own parents, rejected by EVERY girl but Trixie, and constantly humilated by Rarity.. So there's worst things than that.. Right Tw-

Twilight: (already gone).

Saten: ... Twilight?

MEANWHILE:

Apple Bloom: Hey, Diamond Tiara! Wait up!

Diamond Tiara: What do you three want? To gloat? huh.. You like gloating... DON'T GLOAT!.. God!

Apple Bloom: Actually, we wanted to invite you to our clubhouse to hang out.

Diamond Tiara: (pauses) Really?

Scootaloo: Yeah, for real!

Diamond Tiara: ... One question?

Diamond Tiera: Is this a prank?.. On the way to the clubhouse, would there be cops looking for me, because you three made up wanted posters that have my face with a moustache and a Spanish name and then I get arrested and deported to South America?

Scootaloo: What? No?.. Coarse not.

Diamond Tiera: ... I'm glad because I would not have seen that coming.
posted by SomeoneButNoone
14th May
Hour 0700
Near Ponyville.

Sandman - This shit won't last long.
Icepick - *looks at Ponyville* The town is gone...
Damien - We will kill those bastards for what they did...



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Dan - So?
MI5 - We pinpointed location if weapon dealer of GlobeX.
Dan - *puts pictures on screen*

--
Name : Ricardo De La Rosa
Location : Brazil - Rio De Janero - Local Favela.
Role : Weapon Dealer, Local Terror Group General
--

MI5 - We sended SAS team ready to extract.
Dan - I'm sending my Reapers to capture the target. We will make him talk.

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Brazil.
Rio De Janero.
Operation Codename : "RAT TRAP"
Hour 1005

--

Hooffman - Stay...
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Source: Equestria Daily, DeviantArt
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: April 6, 1963
Location: Denver Coltorado
Time: 5:12 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Stephanie was driving a freight train home. She just got the train out of Denver.

Stephanie: Cheyenne, here I come. *Blows the horn on her train*

However, she passed a damaged switch, but she didn't know it was damaged. She thought it was an alternate route to Cheyenne.

Stephanie: I better pick up the pace. *Increasing speed*
Stallions: *Getting derailers onto the tracks* Hurry, she's coming.
Stephanie: *Blows the horn on her train four times*
Stallions: Let's get out of here! *Running away*
Stephanie: What did they...
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Random dialectics


Hello and welcome to another fantastically pointless article of Random Dialectics, where we take a dive into the world of technicalities… for no particular reason! Since some requests were made; today, we are going to take a closer look at our favorite party pony, Pinkie Pie. This article interlocks with the previous one I wrote about Rarity, but will be done in a different fashion. However, due to the nature of the next few lines, we will disregard Pinkie’s fourth wall breaks and her defiance of the laws of physics. As instead, we will focus on her mental state. So let...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Round 4 is beginning

Rainbow Dash: *Running towards Pinkie Pie, but gets sideswiped by a room to her right, and goes in it to see the sign toiletten* Haha, and you thought I wouldn't find it.
Applejack: *Stays in the first room with Twilight, shooting zombies* If that's all you got, maybe you're not drinking enough.
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots the head off of two zombies* Ah, wunderbar Dashie, you've made it just in time.
Rainbow Dash: Don't you ever, leave without the rest of us, EVER AGAIN!!
Pinkie Pie: Oh Dash, you worry too much. *Shoots the head off of a zombie near Rainbow Dash* Now hurry up, and...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

The train went through a tunnel when this happened.

Rarity: I am not getting this wagon dirty.
Applejack: Rarity, we can't let simple things like mud stop us! We need to get to that train.
Rarity: I no longer want to find the train.
Applejack: Well what about Rainbow Dash?
Rarity: Rainbow Dash is a tough pony, who-
Applejack: *Makes the wagon go through the mud. Some of it lands on Rarity*
Rarity: My face!! MY MANE!! APPLEJACK!!!!!!!!!!!

Stop the song.

Rainbow Dash: *In the first car of the train, looking for Flam. She's near the coupling between the engine, and train, and decides to...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Episode 8
Taking Control
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Fluttershy - stop don't hurt me I have story to say!
Dan - Why the hell you tried to kill me.
Fluttershy - I was controlled, please listen to me untill HE come here.
Darkness - He?
Fluttershy - King of Demons you need to stop him he- *gets stabbed*
Hunter - Too much babbling.
Fluttershy - *falls cold on ground*
Dan - What the-
Hunter - Ha ha ha ha ha... Idiots... You ALL are idiots!
Darkness - What are you doing...
Hunter - I found key to world control, we are being controlled by one "person"
Whiteheart - He's insane..
Hunter - And you fools gave me enough...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Larry had to get into the stadium to save Adrenaline, but he had to use a lock pick to unlock his friend's car.

Flag Pony: 3, 2, 1, destroy!
Racers: *Crashing into each other*
Racer 76: *In a Roadmaster, hits the back of Adrenaline's car*
Adrenaline: *Turns his car 180 degrees, and dives into the car*
Racer 76: *Hits two cars at once*
Adrenaline: *Crashes into another car*
Racer 53: *Crashes into a station wagon*
Racer 30: *In the station wagon, and hits the Roadmaster*
Adrenaline: *Crashes into another car*
Larry: *Gets into Adrenaline's El Freighto, and puts on a racer's helmet*

Song: link

Adrenaline:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tim, and Julia met up in the parking lot near their station after their shift ended.

Tim: You wanted to see me?
Julia: I need a ride to Local Consideration.
Tim: Okay. *Walks with Julia to his Viper*
Tim's Viper
Tim's Viper


Halfway to Local Consideration, Julia decided to talk to Tim.

Julia: Do you enjoy working with Toby?
Tim: Sure. How's Red treating you?
Julia: She has a crush on you.
Tim: I see.
Julia: What do you think about Toby?
Tim: He thinks you're smoking hot.
Julia: These new guys both have a crush on us.
Tim: I know how to get Red away from me, but I'm not sure how to stop Toby.
Julia: I know...
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added by Jade_23
Source: Equestria Daily