My Little Pony Friendship is Magic Article: The Incredible Hedgehog In Ponyville 2 Part 2

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The Incredible Hedgehog In Ponyville 2 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Now, the rest of this story will take place in Equestria

Nazis: *Driving three truck on a road that goes along a cliff*
Sean: *Chasing the truck with his Corvette*
Rainbow Dash: *Driving her Challenger behind Sean*
Sean: Let's see what Tails did to our cars. *Hits a button*

The headlights popped up, and machine guns were fired from inside the headlights

Nazis: *Getting shot. One truck falls off the cliff*
Rainbow Dash: My turn. *Hits a button, and grenade launchers appear on the front wheels*
Nazis: Was ist das?
Rainbow Dash: *Shoots two grenades, and blows up the trucks*
Sean: *Laughing* Nice one Dash. The enemy barracks should be half a mile ahead of us.
Wind: *Teleports in the middle of the road, and looks around* Interesting.
Sean: *Sees Wind, and hits the brakes*
Rainbow Dash: *Stops her car*
Sean: *Stops* Dammit. We got a civilian blocking the road.
Wind: *Looks into Sean's car* Excuse me, I nearly died thanks to you, and your machine. What is it anyway?
Sean: This is a Corvette, and if you're so concerned about getting run over, maybe you should stay off the street.
Wind: I just teleported here. *Shows him the teleporter* See this thing?
Sean: Where did you come from?
Wind: None of your business, I'm going into town. *Walks away*
Rainbow Dash: Do you even know where to go?
Wind: I'll find out on my own, you continue driving your Corvettes.
Rainbow Dash: My car is a Challenger. Sean's the one with the Corvette.
Wind: I don't give a fuck. Go back to whatever it was you were doing.
Sean: *Sarcastic* Well, he seemed bright.
Rainbow Dash: *Also sarcastic* And cheerful.
Sean: Let's continue our mission. We need to get Eggman's army out of here.

They drove off, heading towards the barracks they were going to attack.

Wind: *In Ponyville* Looks like everyone here is a talking horse.
Lyra: Whoa, check it out Bonbon, a human! *Runs towards Wind*
Wind: Hey, take it easy. *Backs away from Lyra* Does everyone act as hyper as you?
Lyra: It talks too!!
Wind: Of course I talk.
Bonbon: You must be from a different world. Humans don't talk here.
Wind: Oh, I see. In this world, horses act like humans, and vice versa.
Lyra: Yes.
Bonbon: Where did you come from?
Wind: Hyrule. A shitty place, don't ever go there.
Lyra: *Looks at the teleporter* Whoa! *Takes it*
Wind: Hey!
Lyra: This is cool! What is it?
Wind: That's none of your business! It's mine!
Lyra: *Breaks it* Oops.
Wind: That's it. *Gets his sword* I want you to leave me alone now!
Twilight: *Arrives* Yo, what the fuck is this shit man?!
Bonbon: Oh, Twilight. You still have that voice Celestia gave you.
Twilight: No shit. Now what's going on here?!?
Wind: These two won't leave me alone, so I'm threatening them.
Twilight: Is this a dream?
Wind: No, I'm a talking human. Deal with it.
Twilight: Where do you live man?
Wind: So far, nowhere.
Twilight: Would you like to live at my castle?
Wind: You have a castle?
Twilight: Yes.
Wind: One question. What is your personality?
Twilight: Man, what does that have to do with anything? You living with me or not?
Wind: No thanks, I'm going to find a place to live by myself.
Twilight: Fuck you man, I ain't takin' no for an answer. *Uses magic to carry Wind*
Wind: Hey! What is this?! Help!!! I'm being abducted by a witch!!!
Ponies: *Confused*
Twilight: *Flies away with Wind*
Wind: This is witchcraft!!!!!!!! Burn her!!!!!!!!

2 B Continued

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Hedgehog In Ponyville 8 part 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

General Rosemeyer.

The helicopter passed us, but the pilot didn't see us.

At the castle

Nazis: *watching helicopter*
General Rosemeyer: *flying helicopter*
Nazis: *run out to greet general*
General Rosemeyer: *climbs out of helicopter*
Colonel Kramer: Hello General.
General Rosemeyer: Hi Colonel. I've got some good news.
Colonel Kramer: What is it?
General Rosemeyer: Twilight Sparkle got the changelings to join us.
Colonel Kramer: That's good. How is Canterlot?
General Rosemeyer: Nothing has changed. Do you like my machine?
Colonel Kramer: Seems a little dangerous.
General Rosemeyer: Well you must try it.
Colonel Kramer:...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 6 part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Percy flew along the streets of Cheyenne, and suddenly saw Jeff coming out of a pharmacy.

Percy: Jeff!
Jeff: Percy? What are you doing? I'm not feeling well.
Percy: I know, but listen. Do you know how you got sick?
Jeff: My doctor said it was from a filly I accidentally bumped into. She had some kind of virus.
Percy: When was it?
Jeff: Near my house.
Percy: No, when was it?
Jeff: Last night.
Percy: Alright. Time travel away.
Jeff: Uh, Percy? I don't know any time traveling spells.
Percy: Great. Our only hope is Coffee Creme.
Gordon: *stops nearby* Or you can count on me.
Percy: Gordon? But you're...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville 7 part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Sean The Hedgehog presents

Based off the roleplay by Applejackrocks1

Hedgehog In Ponyville, and the Grand Galloping Gala

Dedicated to Jade Gordon

I miss her so much :(

It was one of those days in winter where all the water was freezing. I had to stop Discord from one of his crazy schemes.

Discord: *enters building*
Sean: *waits by door*
Discord: *pulls switch*
Sean: The building is going into the ground! *hops on roof*

I snuck into what seemed to be Discord's layer. It was underground.

Robotnik: Guten Tag Discord.
Discord: Dr! So good to see you again!! How is everything?
Robotnik: Wunderbar, but listen....

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A Simple Day With Rarity And Sweetie Belle

posted by Lionkingarts

Rarity woke up in her bed, looking at her clock. And noticed she was late to take sweetie belle to the resturaunt. "Oh goodness! I have forgot to take sweetie belle to the resturaunt." Rarity swung out of bed, trotting to her make up room. The soft colored blue magic had occured to rarity's horn. She had lifted up fake eyelashes and straped it to her left eye. "Oh I really should have resisted sweetie belle's begging." Then she lifted up another eyelash, Strapping it to her right eye. Lied beside her, was a eyeshadow box and the eyeshadow brush. "I'm sure sweetie belle won't mind if we're late...

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Con Mane: The Rookie Saga 1/4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Sean The Hedgehog presents

Dr. Ani (A Con Mane Story)

In case you are wondering, ani is korean for no.

Three old blind stallions were walking alongside a street to a club. They were all walking with canes making sure they weren't going to hit anything. They kept walking until they saw a pony get in a red sports car. Yes, the stallions were old, but they weren't blind. As the pony was getting in his sports car the stallions shot him. Then they got in a old hearse, and drove away. "One agent down two to go." the driver said. "Who are we killing next?" the orange stallion asked. "Our next target...

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It's A mad mad mad mad world part 10

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Sean's Canterlot GMO

It seemed dark in the store, but soon a light appeared. Then it started moving.

Rarity: I'm scared!
Spike: Don't worry, a few sticks of dynamite are there, and it will blow a hole in the door.
Fuse: *stops*
Spike: Wait a minute
Fuse: *sets box on fire*
Rarity: Don't go there!
Spike: For crying out loud I can do it! Why do you always act like I don't know anything?!
box: *explodes*
fireworks: *come out of box*
Rarity: *screaming*

Pinkie Pie: *flying upside down*
Fluttershy: If you don't stop, I'll end up like Bartholomew!!
Pinkie Pie: At least you can sleep!
control: Alright listen. It's important that...

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Wheels of Evil - Part 9

posted by NocturnalMirage

Wheels of Evil – Part 9

The Sun is still up, but the night approaches quickly. Four dark silhouettes sneak toward the edge of the Everfree Forest. Four stallions. They move carefully. Veeeery silently. Like if they were hiding from somepony.

“Are you sure this is the right way, Caramel?” one pony asks quietly.

“Yes, yes…” Bon-Bon told me precisely where is it.” he replies and gestures to the two others.

“Clover, Note, move your flanks! We best be doing this before the Sun goes down!”

“Right behind ya!”

“Ssshhh! There!” Caramel whispers and points to a large, weird object...

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Wheels of Evil - Part 1

posted by NocturnalMirage

Wheels of evil – Part 1

It’s summer. The night is warm. The soft breeze cuddles the tree branches. The full Moon pours its white light on the land. Crickets chirping. Countless fireflies circling in the air. Everything is calm. The glowing orb reaches its zenith on the obsidian sky. Flickering stars. Elongating shadows. The clock on Town Square shows 2 AM. The quiet sound of streaming water. A fountain in the middle of the square. The regal, life size statue of Celestia observes the town restlessly. Ponyville at night…

The night is warm. Open windows. Billowing curtains. Sighs, snores...

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License To Murder part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con, and his friends found out that Mr. Sanchez smuggled drugs out of Svoboda into other places in the world, and the way he did it, was illegal.

Sanchez: *drives past S*
S: Rain, do you copy?
Rain: I copy. What's the skinny?
S: Sanchez is in a convoy with two sedans, and a bus.
Rain: An actual bus?!
S: No, just a Vriendscoupe bus.
Rain: Oh, thank god.
Con: She's not used to cars. Just flying.
S: I'll keep that in mind.
Rain: *flies above cars*
Con: Why are you carrying me again?
Rain: So we can go over the plan. We'll be disguised as tourists, and then we infiltrate Sanchez's plan.
Con: Great.
Rain:...

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More Then One Hedgehog In Ponyville (republished)

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The battle that started it all

Before I start this story, let me go over some stuff that happened in the previous stories.

November 23, 2012

I arrived at Ponyville, and met the six main characters of MLP FIM. The next day was the beginning of the Equestria War. A month later Canterlot got bombed, and the Pony Alliance was formed to fight against Robotnik's army.

December 24, 2012

Before his death Dr. Robotnik got Discord, and Blaze the cat to take over his army. Discord would take Ponyville, and Manehattan while Blaze would take Fillydelphia, Stalliongrad, and San Franciscolt.

December 30, 2014

The Pony Alliance finishes...

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MLP Mafias Are Dangerous episode 2 part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Pinkie took Twilight back to the place she was supposed to rob.

Pinkie Pie: Follow my lead, and don't screw up this time.
Twilight: I got it man!
Pinkie Pie: *walks into store*
Las Pegasus ponies: HEY! Shoot her!
Pinkie Pie: *kills L.P ponies*
Twilight: Wow.
Pinkie Pie: *bounces happily to cashier* Hi!
cashier: *shouts* What did you kill those ponies for?
Pinkie Pie: They were going to kill me. You also might've died. That's why I came here to offer you protection.
cashier: If you put it that way, I accept. *pays money*
Twilight: Is that it?
Pinkie Pie: Sometimes. There are places that have illegal...

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Beyond the trees of the Everfree ch. 8 prt. 2 Dash's Scootaloo

posted by Dragon4322

Mike

When Scootaloo heard General Sky Night say this, she backed away from Rainbow Dash immediately. "Don't you walk away from your big sister!!!" Dash shouted at the little orange filly. "You stay away from Scootaloo!" A voice yelled as it came closer Sky Night recognized the Pegasi that flew down a few feet from RD. "mike?" Night asked. "Yes Sky it's me" he said as Scootaloo got behind him. "Rainbow, you aren't well" Mike said to the cyan Pegasus. "I remember you!" The rainbow pony angrily replied. While these two were arguing Pin Tail grabbed his pistol and Green Flame revealed a flint-lock Musket.....

"Don't walk away from your big sister!!!"

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Golden Iris part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to another story about a spy named Con Mane. We begin at a Mexican nuclear base.

Con: *runs onto dam*
pilot: *flies past Con*
Con: *ties himself to guardrail*

Con jumped, as the rope slowly let him down toward part of the base. A few minutes later he was inside.

Mexican pony777: *watches T.V.*
Mexican pony484: *goes to bathroon*
Mexican pony556: *leaves bathroom*
Mexican pony484: *reads newspaper*
Con: Beg your pardon. Forgot to knock *K.O's mexican*

From there Con walked into an unlit room when he ran into another pony named John.

John: ¡Señor! ¿Estás solo?
Con: Yes, I'm alone.
John: You're...

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Casino Of Solace part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Frank

Con woke up to find himself in a warehouse. He was tied to a chair, and Der cheif was with 15 of his goons.

Con: What do you want?
Der Cheif: The money you stole from me!
Con: It's not stealing if you win the money.
Goon 5: *hits Con*
Der Cheif: Ok listen. We can't get the money out of your car, so you gotta use your unicorn magic to fix the car, and get the money out for us.
Con: Sure.
Der Cheif: Bring the car in!
Goon 12: *backs tow truck up with Con's car behind it*
Der Cheif: Such a shame that we had to destroy a luxorious car. Then again, no one makes another person crash a Coltillac into a...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville One Last Time part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Shredder, singer, and guitarist of Green Hay.

Dash made it up to me by making out with me, then we went to a Green Hay concert. Shredder just joined as the lead guitarist, and singer.

Rainbow Dash: This is the best band ever.
Sean: No kidding.
Green Hay: *playing instruments*
Shredder: Shut your mouth 'cause you talk too much and I don't give a damn anyway
You always seem to be steppin in shit and all you do is complain
Hitch a ride tell 'em all you like. Small minds tend to think a like
Shut your mouth cause your talking too much and I don't give a fuck anyway
Let yourself go, let yourself go, let yourself go X4
Rainbow Dash: What'd I say?
Sean:...

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Beyond the Trees of the Everfree ch. 3 creation

posted by Dragon4322

When the troops saw that there was one loss. their leader, General Sky Night, wanted a remedy in the air since most Pegasi were having conflicts at the time. The General thought that if air balloons have been used for travel, the Ponyville military should find new air machines that could be used for battles. Pin tail and Green Flame were excited when they heard about the general's idea. Both the scout and infantry pony had joy showing on their faces and wanted to begin immediately on the inventions....

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The Inglourious Hedgehog In Ponyville part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

We got to the train, and saw some griffons wiith more unicorns.

Vinyl Scratch: Where are you taking us?
Griffon 3894: None of your business! Uh Gilda where are we taking them again?
Gilda: Across this bridge into San Francisco. Don't kill all of the ponies we need one unicorn to get back into Equestria.
Griffon 3894: Allright.
Griffon 3987: What about the bomb?
Gilda: Detonate it once you get the train across the bridge.
Rainbow Dash: A bomb?
Sean: This can't be good. We have to prevent that train from crossing the bridge.
Twilight: How?
Sean: By derailing it.
Celestia: But what about our horns?...

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A Changeling Hearth's Warming Eve Part 1

posted by The_Exorcist

"I can't believe it is Christmas Eve,YAY! I can't wait to decorate your house,Cotton Swirls!"said Azura Alor. "We can go decorate right now,let's go!"said Cotton Swirls. When they all arrive at a her house,they started taking out all of the Christmas decorations. "We should decorate tommorrow,you know. Because...it is Christmas tommorrow."says Applejack as she looks around the room. "I do not think that is a very good idea,since Christmas Eve today."said Score Heights.

Meari Otenbasan saw a video game console so she ran to it as fast as she can. "Hey,Score Heights! I found some Video Games!"she...

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Hedgehog in Ponyville AGAIN! part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

"About time." Dash said very angry. "I wanted to make it look like they killed us." I explained, "but they'll probably find out were alive soon." As we drove to the apartment where Dash's friends were the car ran out of gas. "I've got more gas in the trunk." I said going to get the car refueled. When I started refueling the car, snow fell. "How did Robotnik get his army?" Rainbow Dash asked. I knew she would ask me about Robotnik, but not about his army. I started telling her, "Robotnik came up with a bunch of badniks in his factory. Then there is his nephew, he doesn't do much, but he is smart....

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Hedgehog in Ponyville part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The next morning, I woke up to see Rainbow Dash smiling at me. "Hey," I say to Rainbow dash. "Good morning," she replies, I guess she got over losing to me in a race, which i don't think would be a good idea to remind her. I leave Rainbow Dash's house to go have breakfast then that's when i end up at Sweet Apple Acres. I notice Applebloom with her friends Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo. They seem impressed with the car i was in, thinking i built it myself. I get out of the car, and thats when they start asking me questions about the car. When did I build it? How did i build it? The answer is...