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posted by SomeoneButNoone
FI - We will let her be with my friend here, before we gonna give her up we have one more job to do. It won't give us money but will eliminate our enemies. There is group of robbers called the wolf pack. Those sluts stole all my Intel and probably gonna use it before us. We have two things to do in their little safehous. Firstly get to their main computer hack inside and take our Intel out. Also if you can get some Intel on them, they are not only four people like me. They are organisated. And second will be scaring them from ous - their boss have little cute dog as pet - blow his brains out and leave mark there. I printed you skull stickers. You have about one hour. You need only two guys to be honest. Now - tick tock better get your faces there ponies.

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Wolf Pack Warehouse #4
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Damien - *opens window*
Joel - *gets in thru broken rooftop*
Damien - 3 guys here...
Joel - none second floor.
Damien - There is only three total... Let's go *runs to metal doors and takes out drill* drill baby drill *turns around*
Joel - *slowly open doors* hello there little puppy *takes out silenced glock and shoots dog* pet down waiting for you at truck.
Damien - yea yea *keep drilling the lock* there you go *opens doors* yo I see the computer.
FI - connect USB I gave you and let me do the magic.
Damien - Speed up dude if they see me there gonna be a bloodshed.
FI - Almooooost.... Done go go go
Damien - *takes USB and leaves thru window*


FI - Good job guys now they should be scared of us. We should be called Ghost Gang for that action.

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22:40
Docks
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Damien - Shit it's cold dude.
Joel - Yeah.
Jackson - Hm... Where they are not here yet.
Jeremy - Maybe they got captured by police.
FI - I don't think so. Shit I smell a set up.
Damien - I don't like it...
Jeremy - Yeah Like We a- *get shot*
SWAT - This is EPD hold your hands up!
Damien - Shit SWAT Team!
Jackson - Jeremy! Jeremy shit!!
FI - Oh fuck this car - I got fresh info this car have our money we got set up they got our contact! Hit into the car take money and princess and get the fuck away from there!
Joel - *opens car trunk* yep there it is *takes bag* let's go!
Jackson - What about Jeremy!
Damien - He got shot in the fuckin head dumbass let's go! *pulls Jackson*
FI - OK guys I gonna prepare some run away for you get ready.
Driver - Alright boys can will be there in about 5 minutes hang tight.
Twilight - *cries*
Damien - It's your fault this guy died... And it's your fault all those police guys gonna die *reloads AK*
Joel - Don't get cocky.
FI - Heavy Armored... Oh shit they send all type of units. Cloackers, Snipers, Tazers and even Army Ponies.
Damien - Shit.....
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5 minutes of hard fight
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Damien - Will get that you fucking trash *shoots more police*
Jackson - Fuuck it hurt...
Joel - Jackson got shot where is the van!
Driver - Behind you lad!
FI - Get her into the van. Driver try to avoid roadblocks.
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23 minutes of driving
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Jackson - Shiit... It hurts guys...
Damien - Don't be a pussy.
*car crashes*
Joel - Everyone alright!
Damien - Driver is dead... Holy shit Jackson got skull crusher!
Joel - It's me and you now partner!
FI - Fucking driver. Can't keep his work right... Locating you wait.
Joel - No police let's run when we can!
Twilight - Stop it please! No more Ponies die!
Damien - Shut the fuck up! *pushes Twilight*
FI - Heli is around they will take you out of there don't worry guys keep it cool!
Damien - Easy said...
Joel - Fuck dude.... *wears off mask*
Damien - Put the mask on you idiot Police is trailing us!
Joel - *vomits to lake* W-Wait dude... I can't handle the situation...
FI - Pilot is there you see him, get to the heli and fly the fuck away from there boys.

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Safehous
02:40
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Damien - I can't belive it...
Joel - God... DAMNIT...
FI - It's OK guys you escaped the se-up. People saw you in action I will get you some people to help. Hang tight for now and don't peak out. We are in deeper shit. We can get death row of they gonna get us.




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Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic Rainbow as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Celestia was sitting at her desk when Derpy arrived.

Derpy: *Shouts very loud* FUS RO DAH!!
Audience: *Cheering*
Celestia: *Gets blown away from Derpy's shout, and goes through another building*

Debris covered a quarter of Celestia's office after the shouting made her fly away....
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Yes.. I know the idea of doing this has been already been done by Windwakerguy. That. I just can't believe are even popular..


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Well.. First of all. Cheerlee. What.. What is your thought progress. The children annoy you. There's a simple act of 'quitting'. You should try it more.. Not. Go into a murderious rampage. After coming up with the fucked up conclusion that the kids are like fuckin 'weeds'..
And anouther thing. It's such a Saw rip off.. I mean. I LIKE Saw. There good movies (well. At least the first is). And I don't need someone having nothing better to do, but give...
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