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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 17, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 10:09 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Orion was on his way back to Cheyenne from Denver, after delivering the Iron Ore, and steel. Now the freight cars on his train are empty.

Orion: The adventure never seems to end for those freight cars. They just keep going all over the place, and.. What the fuck am I talking about?
Audience: *Laughing*
Orion: *Going down Sherman Hill* Okay, time for my plan.
Mirage: *Backing three diesels onto a freight train*
Dan: *Walking to Mirage's train*
Mike: Where are you two heading?
Dan: Westbound, to Greeley.
Mirage: Hold up mate, I see another train.
Dan: What about it? *Sees that it's going too fast* Never mind.
Mike: Losh sakes. It's coming into the yards.
Dan: If he doesn't slow down, he might crash into us.

But the train passed them on another track. At that time, Orion flew out of it, and landed next to Mike.

Orion: Tada! *The train crashes, and blows up behind him*
Audience: *Laughing*
Dan: You fucking bastard.
Orion: What?! How else am I supposed to get fired?
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: ORION!!!!!!!
Orion: *Excited* Here it comes!!!!
Pete: *Arrives, and is very angry* You caused another accident.
Orion: Of course I did. How else am I supposed to get fired around here?
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: Well instead of firing you, you know what I'm gonna do?
Orion: If you're not gonna fire me, I don't wanna know.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: Too bad. I am going to have you work for ten weeks without pay, and get you arrested.
Orion: Why is it so difficult to get fired on purpose?!?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Mike: Nice try Stardust.
Dan: Will he ever get fired?
Mirage: I doubt it. *Drives the train*
Orion: Hey wait a minute! Guys!!
Mike: *Walking away from Orion*
Orion: I need help thinking of ways to get fired! I need a partner!!

As soon as he said that, everypony ran away from him.

Audience: *Laughing*
Orion: Oh shit!!
Audience: *Laughing*

The End

On the next episode of Ponies On The Rails

Stylo finds an airplane

The has been a SeanTheHedgehog production from April 3, 2016
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The forest. Trixie has built the manger and is hammering the last few nails in place. Her hair white uncombed. It actually kinda pretty. In a unkempt kinda way. Saten stays in the back, smoking a jointas he's not needed. And feel "needs one"

Narrator: And out in the woods the boy steamed right ahead, making a place for the critter babe to lay its sweet head.

Trixie: (to Saten) Any more of those?

Saten: You smoke?

Trixie: not til just now.

Saten: Good point (passes the joint to her and she uses it) May wanna take it slow. Your first time using it sense that hippy concert you went too.

Trixie: (coughs)...
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1.RAinbow Dash And Rainbow Blitz
2.FlutterDash
3.Rainbow Dash and Soarin
4.Applejack and Brayburn
5.Shining Armor and Cadence
6.Pinkie and Cheese
7.Spike And Rarity
8.Twilight And Flash sentry
9.Big Mac and Cherilee

Reasons think there meant to be or I like them :

1.They have the same cutie mark which means they're meant to be together.
2. Who doesnt love Yuri ? Not to mention with ponies !!!
3.Theyre both in the Wonderbolts !! Need I say more ?
4.They both have(red) apples for cutie marks.
5.theyre in the Canterlot Wedding episode and completely dedicated to one another.
6.They're both party ponies.
7.Do I really need to say it?
8.She blushes every time she gets near him.
9.They fell in love cause of a potion.
Twilight Sparkle and her friends should be careful, because this list is about their enemies. This list is about my top 5 favorite Equestria Girls antagonists so both villains and their sidekicks are allowed.

5. Sunset Shimmer

Sunset Shimmer is the main antagonist in the 2013 Equestria Girls film. She was a cool enemy to Twilight Sparkle who managed to be quite threatening. In the sequels she's not a villain. Darn. Um I mean good. Sort of.

4 and 3. Snips and Snails

Snips and Snails share the part of secondary antagonist in the 2013 Equestria Girls film. They were Sunset Shimmer's sidekicks...
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Am I excited about the 2017 My Little Pony film? Well I'm nervouscited for the upcoming My Little Pony film.

A major problem I have with the upcoming film is that it's not a Equestria Girls film. Because of that I'm worried that Twilight sparkle's friends will be protagonists. I think that Twilight's friends are weak protagonists, but decent supporting characters. I'm worried about Sunset Shimmer not being in the film. How can you have a good My Little Pony film without Sunset? I'm hoping that Celestia, Luna, the cutie mark crusaders, and Starlight Glimmer don't appear in the film. I hope that...
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I had a complaint about being too short.. So made this long..

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Twilight: (shocked) The baby is an alicorn!?

Ditto: (there with Luna, cause there actually a couple now) Seems that way.

Rarity: But... But... But I thought Alicorn wings had to be earned by accomplishing some great, princess-worthy deed!?

Applejack: Yeah. How can you just be born with 'em?

Celestia: The birth of an Alicorn is something Equestria has never seen!

Luna: Yes, it is beyond even our understanding.

Fluttershy: [hushed] That's not very reassuring.

Pinkie Pie: (typical...
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Note: In this song Pinkie Pie is around the same age as Mr. and Mrs. Cake.

Pinkie Pie: Mr. Cake you're on your pony phone with your girlfriend, Mrs. Cake. That cup cake is upset. She doesn't understand you like I do. I'm at work listening to my Frozen soundtrack. She'll never understand you like I do. She wears a apron. I wear nothing. She's the boss while I'm the co-worker. I'm waiting for you to realize that what you're looking for has been here the whole time. If you could see that I'm the one who truly loves you. Why can't you see? You belong with me. You belong with me.

Walking in the...
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Nikki: *Passes Andy, and Mercedes*
Andy: *Sees Pony 49 catching up to Nikki, and turns on his lights to pursue the two ponies*
Mercedes: Y6, in pursuit of a 1968 Shelby GT500, and a 2014 Corvette. We're southbound, entering the highway.
Tim: Talk to them.
Julia: GT24, we'll keep our eyes open on-
Tim: *Turns right, and goes off road*
Julia:-What do you think you're doing?!!?!?!?!
Tim: Taking a short cut. *Gains air when hitting a rail on a train track, and drifts onto the highway*
GMC Pony: *Honks his horn for two seconds while slowing down*
Tim: They just got onto the highway, so we gotta wait for...
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