My Little Pony Friendship is Magic Article: Stop Motion Master Part 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Victor, and Charlie heard that Guy, and his friends escaped.

Victor: What are you doing?!!?! You are letting them escape, and acting like retards!!
Vietnamese Pony 49: We are sorry sir! We will try harder.
Vietnamese Pony 86: We called in two patrol boats to find them. If they kill those four, they will immediately contact us.
Victor: Good.
Charlie: Where were they last spotted?
Vietnamese Pony 86: We last saw them heading towards a salvage yard for boats.

At that same salvage yard.

Guy: *Gets the grenades, rocket launchers, and AK47's with ammo off the boat* Did we check all of the boats?
Nikki: Yep.
Snowflake: None of them are in running condition.
Black Tuesday: What now?
Guy: We'll have to- *Hears a boat* Hide. *Hides with the others in a rotting sailboat*
Nikki: Will they find us?
Black Tuesday: Not as long as you keep your mouth shut.
Vietnamese Ponies: *Enter the salvage yard in two boats*
Vietnamese Pony 88: Attention Equestrians! Come out with your hooves up!!
Guy: *Grabs one of the AK47's*
Vietnamese Pony 88: We know you are in here!! Come out, or we will kill you!!!
Black Tuesday: Be careful.
Guy: *Shooting the Vietnamese ponies with the AK47 in the first boat*
Vietnamese Ponies: *Die*
Guy: *Reloading, taking cover, then fires at the rest of the enemy ponies*
Vietnamese Ponies: *Die*
Guy: All right. Everypony into the second boat. *Runs to the second boat with the others*

They heard someone talking in the radio

Vietnamese Pony: bạn đã giết họ? Trả lời chúng tôi!
Guy: Anypony speak Vietnamese?
Black Tuesday: I do. They want to know if we're dead. *Picks up the receiver, and talks* Kẻ thù đã chết. Lặp lại, kẻ thù đã chết. *Translation: Enemies dead. Repeat, enemies dead.*
Vietnamese Pony: Làm tốt lắm.
Guy: *Backs out of the Salvage Yard, and takes a right* Are we heading South?
Nikki: There's a compass in here. *Looks at the compass. It points to the south* Yep, we're headin' south.

2 B Continued

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Shy Circumstances.

posted by BlackPetals

I am amazed. About to be two sad stories out of five in one day. Once again, Song is Rise by Skillet. Also I made a forum thing. so you're welcome to check that out. On with the story. This time, Shy dies. I don't even know how I'm gonna write this... Shy, too, takes her life. I have warned. You should listen, if you don't wish to hear how Shy kicks her bucket. Super super short. Imagination stores running low.

Rainbow Dash was gone. Spike and Twilight were gone. Who was next? When would it end? The answer was plain to see, if one looked in the right place. Fluttershy had taken to wearing strips...

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The Heist - Overkill Episode 3

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Jimmy - Bloody Hell this place is packed with Ponies.
Jake - Calm.

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Canterlot
13:39
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Joel - Can you tell me how you got an insider to move Lenny into different route?
Jake - Let's say that current President got on his position because of me.
Damien - So how we do if.
Jake - You? Just get him out of truck.

-Car appears, and it suddenly is exploded while nearby buildings ignite-

Joel - *wears mask and takes our UZI* Everypony on the ground!
Damien - *wears mask and takes M4 out* It's rolling time.
Jimmy - *wears mask and takes shotgun* Wooohooo!
Damien - *kills remaining alive Guards and starts cutting...

Awesome pony pics

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The Heist : Episode 3

posted by SomeoneButNoone

FI - We will let her be with my friend here, before we gonna give her up we have one more job to do. It won't give us money but will eliminate our enemies. There is group of robbers called the wolf pack. Those sluts stole all my Intel and probably gonna use it before us. We have two things to do in their little safehous. Firstly get to their main computer hack inside and take our Intel out. Also if you can get some Intel on them, they are not only four people like me. They are organisated. And second will be scaring them from ous - their boss have little cute dog as pet - blow his brains out...

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Darkness: Deus Ex Machina Episode 3

posted by SomeoneButNoone

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Episode 3

The return of legend and his dark shadow.

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"How many time we will spend thinking about what is right and what is wrong when in the end, we all sin."

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The academy ceremony.
15:00
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Principal - We all meet here to say our goodbyes to heroes that was chosen by higher-ups to fight against the enemy that is moving toward us, congratulations to those brave 50 Ponies!
*everyone clap*
Principal - And now some words from the picker who apparently is studying in our academy.
*Darkness walk in Officer coat*
Darkness - The bravery of those Ponies will be always admired by many. As a selector I...

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Darkness: Deus Ex Machina Episode 2

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Episode 2

The Darkness That Covers The Skies.

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Border Guard.
14:25
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Traveler - Hey Joe how is life.
Guard - Boring... How is your traveling going?
Traveler - Pretty good but finally I can speak with my family.
Guard - That is nice.
*something moved in bushes*
Traveler - hm?
Guard - What the- Hey don't go closer!
Traveler - Chill dude it is possibly only an anim-
*something pulls him inside bushes*
Guard - Oh shit! *grabs gun* dude don't joke...
*blood start to go out of the bushes*
Guard - *grabs radio* I-I need help... Right now...
HQ - This is HQ your location.
Guard - X-432 Y-329
HQ - Attacker?
Batpony...

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Saten Twist adventures: S3E3 part 5

posted by Canada24

Twilight: Shining Armor, Cadance! You're early! I thought something had come up and you weren't gonna make it until Saturday?

Cadance: So did we. Turned out we weren't needed in Maretonia until next week. And the summit we were supposed to attend today had to be rescheduled, so... we got here even sooner than planned!

Shining Armor: Surprise!

Cadance: It's wonderful to see you all again!

Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash and Rarity: [chattering]

Applejack: Well, the pleasure's all ours, Princess.

Twilight: I'm so glad you're here! I have a big surprise for you!

Shining Armor: Oh, yeah?

Later:

Saten: (runs up...

Health Plan 3

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MLP/Zelda

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The Incredible Hedgehog In Ponyville 2 Part 10

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Everyone in the Pony Alliance was ready to fight Eggman's army.

Song: link

Sean: Eggman's army might have taken Ponyville, but we will get it back. We have a lot of airplanes, and skilled pilots here. Let's show them what we got.

55 Thunderbolts, and 41 Mustangs were taking flight out of Canterlot.

Eggman: Get those planes into the air!!
Nazis: *Flying their planes*
DIspatch Pony: How's everything up in the sky?
Pony Alliance Pilot 3: No contact so far, wait a minute, I see something.
Sean: It's the Germans, and they got bombers. Hit them.
Pony Pilots: *Shooting the Germans*
Wind & Master...

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The Incredible Hedgehog In Ponyville 2 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Before we get to the part that takes place in Equestria, we are going to look at a new character in this series. Wind. He is currently in Hyrule, and the king wants to talk to him.

Wind: *Standing in front of the king*
King: *Sitting in his chair* You sir, are the worst person in this entire kingdom.
Wind: Do I look like Ganondorf to you?
King: You're worse than Ganondorf! You've only been here for two days, you killed five of the guards, and you don't even like Zelda!
Zelda: *Sitting next to the king*
Wind: Well, what is there to like about her? She's very unattractive.
King: How dare you! She...

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Saten Twisst Adventures S3E3 Part 2

posted by Canada24

Granny Smith: You ready for making this years haunted Maze even better than last years.

Master Sword: Any excuse to scare people is enough for me... (picks up hay, seeing someone hiding behind it). Fluutershy?

Granny Smith: What're you doin' out and about? It's Nightmare Night, remember?

Fluttershy: How could I forget?... Oh, I don't suppose I could borrow a few pieces of hay from you? I forgot to stock up on food for Angel, and you do seem to have quite a lot.

Granny Smith: Sword and I need that for our traditional Haunted Maze. [spooky voice] The scariest maze that there ever was. Who knows what...

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Ponies!

added by Jade_23

Source: EquestriaDaily

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I hate country music.

posted by mariofan14

To me, it sounds like the same old thing from every song. It's like:

"I love to drink me some beer and play-ay-ay on my guitar. I love my truck to drive in and shoot deer."

How do songs like that even get famous? It's a turnoff for me, and when I hear it on the radio, I don't even want to hear it. It's all acoustics and shit like that. Why would people want to listen to it when they can listen to something else, such as rock or rap?

I just hate country music, and if you like it, don't send me hate.

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Awesome pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: facebook, deviantart, joyreactor

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Awesome pony pics

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Source: facebook, deviantart, joyreactor

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Grand Theft Ponies 2 Part 10

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Gordon got Case Cracker, and Sprocket back at the pizzeria. Jim was waiting outside for them.

Jim: Great, you got back in time. Fillydelphia is trying to get over here from Oatland. I need you to get over to Bay Bridge, and prevent them from getting onto our side.
Gordon: We're on our way. *Drives to the Bay Bridge*
Case Cracker: How are we going to stop them?
Sprocket: Block the bridge off.
Gordon: That's a good idea. We block them off, they can't pass, and we kill them. *Sees the part of the bridge where cars get off*
Sprocket: I don't want this car to be used in the roadblock.
Gordon: *Stops...

Grand Theft Ponies 2 Part 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Next morning, Gordon arrives at the pizzeria in his car.

Gordon: *Sits with Jim, and Sprocket* Where's Case?
Jim: He's here.
Case Cracker: *Walks over to table* Sup? *Sits*
Jim: See?
Gordon: Yeah, I'm not blind.
Jim: Yeah, whatever. Now listen, Sam has a job for you. He wants you to steal this Dodge Kodachrome, and bring it to his house.
Gordon: Where can we find it?
Jim: There's a dealership not far away from here that has one. You could walk there, and take it.
Sprocket: That'll be easy.
Gordon: Alright, we're on our way. *Stands up, and leaves pizzeria*
Sprocket: *Walks with Case Cracker behind...

Grand Theft Ponies 2 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

At the pizzeria in Mane Ashbury, San Franciscolt

Jim: *Sitting* You told him to come here, right?
Gordon: I sent him a message, but he didn't reply. I'm not sure if he got it or not.
Jim: Well, I hope he remembers to meet us here. We're gonna have a good time. *Sees clock* Hold up, I'll be back.
Gordon: Where are you going?
Jim: I gotta meet somepony at the trainstation. *Leaving pizzeria* I'll be back.
Gordon: *Stays at pizzeria*
Waiter: May I get you anything else?
Gordon: Just a sprite.
Waiter: Coming right up. *Goes to get drink*

Eight minutes later.

Case Cracker: *Gets out of a taxi cab...

On The Block Episode 21 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic Rainbow as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Derpy entered Celestia's office.

Derpy: It appears Twilight is up to her tricks again. What are your thoughts?
Celestia: I thought we were finally done with this nonsense. But I guess not. I was having a nice rest, now this! God only knows what kind of shenanigans she has in store...