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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song (Start at 0:15): link

Los Angeles, 1961

Mares: *Dancing with Stallions*
Saten: *Walks into the bar*
Ponies: Saten!!
Saten: *Smiles at everyone* Good evening everyone.
Bartender: What's your pleasure buddy?
Saten: I think I'll go for the usual.
Bartender: You got it.
Saten: Why didn't your wife ride the train yesterday? I didn't see her get off at Flagstaff.
Bartender: Promotion. She now has to fly to Portland.
Saten: Ah. *Gives the bartender a quarter, and a dime*

Jake walked in, followed by Greg, and Jared.

Saten: Hey speaking of Portland, look who decided to come for a visit.
Greg: *Turns around* Jared! *Gives him a hoofbump*
Jake: *Looks at Jared* Hey. My name's Jake, and I'm a nerd. Are you a nerd too?
Jared: What? Because I wear the glasses?
Greg: Jake, get lost. Go talk to someone else. *Walks with Jared to the bar. They sit next to Saten Twist*
Saten: Still working on the Northern Pacific?
Jared: I am. How's the Santa Fe treating you?
Saten: Good.
Greg: Aside from Jake, everything is going well.
Saten: I learned something from Tareq. If you call him John, he gets so angry that his face turns a darker shade of red.
Greg: *Laughing* Oh my god. I gotta see that.

Another pony walked into the bar. It was Hayden. Jake went right up to him, and said....

Jake: Hey. My name's Jake, and I'm a nerd.
Hayden: No one cares.
Jake: Everyone should care. You need to acquire my knowledge.
Hayden: I don't need shit from you dork! Get out of my way!
Saten: *Turns around* Oh jesus. *Walks over to Hayden* Did you finally lose your job on the Rio Grande?
Hayden: You're a douchebag! If your railroad had any brains up in the high spot, you'd have more ponies like me!
Saten: Our railroad is actually trying to make money.
Hayden: We don't need to try. That's how better we are.
Jake: Hey, stop bullying our railroad.
Hayden: Are you kidding me with this right now? *Pushes Jake into a table*
Saten: Only I can do that to him you bastard. *Punches Hayden*
Greg: I don't believe this, he's actually standing up against Hayden. *Runs to help Saten*
Jared: Who's Hayden? *Follows Greg*

The music got louder as the stallions continued to fight. Some random ponies that had nothing to do with railroads also got involved, just because they thought it was a good idea.

Stallion 82: *Punches a mare*
Jared: *Punches Hayden*
Saten: *Hits Jake with a chair*
Jake: What the hell? We're on the same side.
Saten: Lecture me later, we gotta get you out of here! *Runs outside with Greg, Jared, and Jake*

The song can still be heard in the distance as the ponies walk through an alleyway. The sidewalk is a short distance.

Jake: Wow, that was exciting.
Saten: You're welcome.
Greg: What did you say to Hayden?
Jared: Who's Hayden?
Jake: I told him everything that I usually say to you guys.
Saten: Bullshit, you said something else. What the hell did you do?
Jake: Well, he said that he didn't care about me being a nerd. So I said that he should care, because he needs to acquire my knowledge.
Greg: That'll do it.
Jared: Guys, I guess you didn't hear me earlier, but who's Hayden?
Saten: A hot head who works for the Rio Grande. Sometimes he helps out on the Southern Pacific, because they're short on employees.
Jared: What happened to that brown mare with the green scarf?
Saten: *Sighs* Suicide.
Jared: *Stops walking* No!
Saten: Sorry dude. She jumped off of the Golden Neigh Bridge when the last steam engine was taken out of service. It all started when they scrapped the pacific she used constantly on her passenger trains.
Greg: We didn't find out about it until last year.
Jared: I definitely like her better than Hayden.
Saten: Even though you can't remember her name.
Jared: Neither can you guys.

The three stallions laughed, and continued to walk. Jake silently followed, but he began another conversation.

Jake: Dieselization really is bad if it causes somepony to kill herself.
Saten: Oh yeah, Jake said he wants to start a railroad that only runs steam engines.
Greg: Good luck with that John.
Jake: *Gets very angry* It's Jake!!
Greg: *Looks at his face turning red, and laughs* You weren't lying, his face does turn into a darker shade.
Jake: You're doing this on purpose!
Saten: Hey, everypony needs to have fun in their life.
Jared: Speaking of fun, what do you want to do now?
Saten: Not get into another fight in a bar.
Greg: *Laughing*

2 B Continued
Continuation to Drawing Destiny. I got bored, so yeah. Just like the previous installment, its based on creepypastas, more specifically Jeff the Killer. Please comment and stuff.
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Rarity's funeral was a week after her remains were found. Twilight had discovered the corpse in the boutique when she had gone searching for a type of gem to use in a spell. Hidden behind a couch she discovered Sweetie Belle. She had bloodshot eyes and was trembling uncontrolablly. Twilight, the Royal Guards, even Princess Celestia had all attempted to interview the traumatized filly, but it was all in vane. After...
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My Little Pony,
My Little Pony ,
What is friendship all about?
My Little Pony,
My Little Pony,
Friendship is magic!
(My Little Pony)
I used to wander what friendship could be,
(My Little Pony)
Until you all shared this magic with me.
When I was young I was to busy to make any friends.
Such silliness did not seem worth the effort it expends.
But my little ponies you opened up my eyes.
And now the truth is crystal clear as spendid summer skies.
And it's such a wonderful surprise.
(My Little Pony)
I used to wonder what friendship could be,
(My Little Pony)
Until you all shared its magic with me.
When danger...
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Ok. This is my first article based on my opinion. If you want me to write another article on something else, feel free to ask me.

The topic in question right now: Cloppers

Yes you heard me cloppers. If you don't know what a clopper is, it is a person who masturbates to the Pornographic version of My Little Pony (pictures, videos, games, etc.)

When I see bronies bashing other bronies because they are cloppers, it sickens me. What ever happened to the motto, "Love and Tolerate?" Yet bronies are not tolerating cloppers.

If you notice there is a clopper, why should that bother you in anyway? It's...
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Dan, someonebutnoone's OC. Picture done by Disneyfan333
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Since Twilight Sparkle became a princess, she made some idiotic decisions. She tried to steal Pinkie Pie's treasure in Pinkie's Treasure Hunt, but now she created a law that made many ponies go apeshit. No pony can drink alcoholic beverages. Many ponies formed a mafia, and there were six of them in Manehattan. The Ponyville mafia was lead by Rainbow Dash, and Dan. The Manehattan mafia was lead by a pony named Nickel Lesscage. A russian mafia lead by Boris. A Mexican Mafia lead by John who somehow survived being killed by a flaming sattelite. The Japanese mafia is lead by an alicorn named Fuku,...
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This is another American Dad episode, this one would probably need Saten a bit more unlikable than usual, but it can still work.

In this one Sword and Derpy are staying at Saten's and Trixie's apartment, not having enough money to live on their own. But overtime Sword's annoying antics get to Saten, and the clostabiba of having all 4 of them cramped into apartment doesn't help things either. Saten is awakened by the TV blasting, Saten seeing the time is like 1am.

Saten: Those two are killing me!

Trixie: (in sleep): I don't care if you are Sean Connery, that's my jet ski.

Saten groans and goes out...
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