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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Victor & JJ had a brand new Flam Wrestler that was modified with 600 horsepower. They were about to see how fast it could go on a straight stretch of road.

Victor: *Revs the engine* Alright, you ready?
JJ: As ready as I'll ever be!
Victor: Here goes nothing! *Floors it, and quickly goes over 70 miles an hour*
JJ: This is really fast!
Victor: Yeah, but we're losing traction whenever we switch gears! *Shifts into 3rd, and starts to swerve* This is not working well!! *Loses control, and stops in a ditch*

It quickly got dusty inside the car.

JJ: *Coughs twice*
VIctor: *Slams his hoof on the dashboard*
JJ: What's your next plan boss?
Victor: Getting out of here before someone calls an ambulance. Or the cops.

Meanwhile, Sergi and Apyr were also travelling fast. On a train.

Sergi: Aaaah. I tell you Apyr. Whenever we need a break from the road, this is the way to travel. Our car is safely loaded on an autorack, and the two of us get to enjoy some cool refreshments, snacks, and a fine look at the landscape.
Apyr: I'm glad we left Russia to come here.
Sergi: The United States of Equestria really knows how to treat it's citizens.

Song: link

On a desert road somewhere in Saddle Arabia, a brand new luxury car was travelling at 90 miles an hour.
Shiek Ben Falafel's car
Shiek Ben Falafel's car

The driver was a very rich stallion by the name of Abdul Ben Falafel. He was a Sheik.

Abdul: *Quickly stops his car in front of his mansion*
Guard 3: *Opens the door for the sheik*
Abdul: *Steps out* Thank you Gregory! Ah, it's a beautiful day. I know if I drive fast like that, I will dominate everyone, and everything in my way, and win the rally across Equestria.
Guard 2: But your majesty. You're supposed to stay safe, and take over your father's oil business.
Abdul: I will stay safe while I drive. Not even lightning can stop my beautiful vehicle. I will not be harmed by anything! And now! Another practice run!! *Gets back in his car, and quickly drives away*
Guard 3: He's really gone mad.
Guard 2: He wants to win this race more than anything.
Abdul: *Goes airborne for two seconds* Weeeeehoooo!!!!!!!!!!!

Abdul Ben Falafel had a massive grin on his face as he drove his car on the dirt road at over 120 miles an hour. The paint of his car shone in the sunlight, but it wasn't as shiny as his clean white teeth as he continued running extremely fast down the road. The suspension was very hard at work absorbing every bump encountered to make sure the sheik had a comfortable journey.

2 B Continued
posted by SomeoneButNoone
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Dan - Situation.
Watermark - Enemies coming close to Canterlot, code RED I repeat code RED.
Celestia - ...
Twilight - ...
Dan - Copy that. Anything new on Chechenkov?
CIA - Negative.
MI5 - We may have something.
Dan - Listening.
MI5 - Some stalion called Al'Hakuim - leader of militia in Somalia. But we need someone who knows the place well.
Dan - I know a man. Well an Mare. She were undercover in Somalia. He name is Jade. One of my old squadron member.
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15th May
Hour 1205
Location : Somalia - Africa.
Operation Codename : "Guerrilla Warfare"

Militia - On the ground scum!
Hardscope - *gets on ground*...
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Trevor Phillips is mentioned in this, as a inside joke from TREVR PHILLIPS SERIES. Cause Pinkie Pie was involved as Trevor's henchmen (Cupcakes version of her)..

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Starlight Glimmer, newly accepted student to Princess Twilight Sparkle, tries finding her way around the large Castle of Friendship. Upon finding Twilight in the castle library, Starlight thanks Twilight for letting her stay at the castle after everything she's done in the past. Twilight tries to help Starlight feel welcome, and as Starlight's teacher, she tries to figure...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Palladin - The fake fool died.
Messenger - Yes my master tho... You may lose throne and have Imperium shatter.
Palladin - *Slams the throne* I can't belive how stupid I was.


-Canterlot-

Crimson - How is Princess doing?
Shadowknight - Great, apparently.
Crimson - Good to hear.
Lilly - *walks in* Is Princess here.
Shadowknight - I'll call her-
Lilly - Don't.
Crimson - Something serious...
Lilly - Ponyville want to separate fully from Imperium. They asked me for help. Principality of Ponyville is in war with East Kingdom.
Shadowknight - East Kingdom don't have a king.
Lilly - Arthur's general took the spot...
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Source: EQD, joyreactor
posted by SomeoneButNoone
FI - We will let her be with my friend here, before we gonna give her up we have one more job to do. It won't give us money but will eliminate our enemies. There is group of robbers called the wolf pack. Those sluts stole all my Intel and probably gonna use it before us. We have two things to do in their little safehous. Firstly get to their main computer hack inside and take our Intel out. Also if you can get some Intel on them, they are not only four people like me. They are organisated. And second will be scaring them from ous - their boss have little cute dog as pet - blow his brains out...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Episode 5

Evil in costume of friend.

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Arthur - Do you think this will help us?
Holy Palladin - The damn kid is on her side now so it will be easy to kidnap one of them.
Arthur - With one shall we kidnap *drinks wine*
Holy Palladin - Why choosing! Take both of princesses!
Arthur - Soon your and my dream will become one... From old times I was taken as an ally to everyone... Time to show them my power.
Holy Palladin - *leaves room* Fool... He have no idea that when I wil l claim the ancient dragon for myself I'll kill him... Hahahaha...

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Lilly - Did you cleaned the floor?
Shadowknight - Yes...
Lilly...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Red was taken into the hospital to be treated. X rays were taken of her bones, and only her back legs were broken.

Rick: I'm sorry this happened.
Red: It's not your fault.
Tim: The stallion who ran you over has been arrested. He turned himself in.
Red: When do I get back to work?
Tim: Soon. The Captain will talk to you about that.

Two days later, Red returned to work with Toby. She couldn't drive, so she had to work the radio, while Toby would do the driving.

Tim: *Driving the police car*
Julia: It feels great to be back in the M4.
Tim: I'll say.
Dispatch: Attention all units, an important...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Pictures of the new characters

Snow Wonder: link
Cosmic Rainbow: link
Heartsong: link
Annie: link
Blaze: link
Sophie Shimmer: link


Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on street corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing next to Double Scoop*
Tom: More ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are friends live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Hey everypony. Great to see you again.
Tom: Shut the f**k up.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Tom, what was that for?
Tom: We need to forget about the jokes, and get things moving so the director won't get angry at us.
Master Sword: But we can't forget about jokes! This is a comedy show!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I never said we weren't going to do jokes....
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