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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Victor was now flying a Cessna 172 with JJ sitting next to him in the cockpit.

Victor: It's too bad we can't fly.
JJ: Well, there are a lot of interesting vehicles down there.
Victor: Yeah... Maybe we can get a Canterlot Firebolt.
JJ: Oh, good idea!
Victor: Nah, we'd get sued for ripping off a Burt Reynolds movie.
JJ: But we already are-
Victor: Hold that thought Brett, I wanna land at that intersection, and get us some 12 packs. *Nosedives towards a road*
JJ: VICTOR, WE CAN'T LAND ON A PUBLIC ROAD!!!!!

But JJ's words were ignored, as the grey stallion landed his plane right in the middle of the road. He stopped next to a market, and immediately walked inside.

Cashier: *Watching papers fly into his store from the wind of the propeller*
Victor: *Walks up to the cashier* Hey there, give me some Miller Lites, and Budweisers.
Cashier: How many?
Victor: Four cases should do. Two each.
JJ: *Scared as he sits in the plane*

A couple of cars were honking their horns at the plane for blocking the road.

Victor: *Runs back into the cockpit* Okay we're good to go now! We got 48 cans of booze to consume once we get home. *Accelerates the plane, and goes airborne*
JJ: Victor, the nose is too high!
Victor: Preposterous, we'll get up in the air.

But JJ was right. Because Victor had the nose of the plane pointed too high, the engine stalled, and they crashed on the left side, damaging a black Coltillac in the process.

While this was going on, a light yellow stallion with a brown mane walked towards a pink house in Chicagoat. He was visiting his mother. He went to the backyard to see her sitting on the patio.

Mother: Oh, Kevin. So nice to see you on this lovely morning.
Kevin: Good morning to you too Mother.
Mother: Why, what an expensive suit you bought. And your mane looks wonderful. When did you get all this?
Kevin: Sorry mother, that's classified.
Mother: But I must know. For the past two weeks, you've been running around pretending to be some sort of spy.

Song: link

At that point, Kevin pulled out a Nambu pistol.

Kevin: I'm sorry, but I did warn you not to interfere.
Mother: You...you wouldn't shoot your own mother. Would you?
Kevin: Well you see, in my line of business, keeping things secretive is important. We have lots of intel that simply can't be known by anyone. Now, I'm afraid to say, you know too much. *Points his pistol at his mom*
Mother: Oh.
Kevin: I'm sorry. It's going to hurt me more than it'll hurt you.

Kevin pulled the trigger of his gun, but instead of a bullet, a tiny banner with the word BANG! popped out. The song stops, and Kevin's mom begins laughing.

Mother: Where did I go wrong? *Laughing*
Kevin: *Kisses his mother* Next time, I'll show you some of my other gadgets. I must get to the airport, I've got a business meeting to attend to.
Mother: Have a good trip.
Kevin: Thanks. *Puts his gun away, and walks happily away from the house*

2 B Continued
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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Dan - Situation.
Watermark - Enemies coming close to Canterlot, code RED I repeat code RED.
Celestia - ...
Twilight - ...
Dan - Copy that. Anything new on Chechenkov?
CIA - Negative.
MI5 - We may have something.
Dan - Listening.
MI5 - Some stalion called Al'Hakuim - leader of militia in Somalia. But we need someone who knows the place well.
Dan - I know a man. Well an Mare. She were undercover in Somalia. He name is Jade. One of my old squadron member.
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15th May
Hour 1205
Location : Somalia - Africa.
Operation Codename : "Guerrilla Warfare"

Militia - On the ground scum!
Hardscope - *gets on ground*...
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Trevor Phillips is mentioned in this, as a inside joke from TREVR PHILLIPS SERIES. Cause Pinkie Pie was involved as Trevor's henchmen (Cupcakes version of her)..

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Starlight Glimmer, newly accepted student to Princess Twilight Sparkle, tries finding her way around the large Castle of Friendship. Upon finding Twilight in the castle library, Starlight thanks Twilight for letting her stay at the castle after everything she's done in the past. Twilight tries to help Starlight feel welcome, and as Starlight's teacher, she tries to figure...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Palladin - The fake fool died.
Messenger - Yes my master tho... You may lose throne and have Imperium shatter.
Palladin - *Slams the throne* I can't belive how stupid I was.


-Canterlot-

Crimson - How is Princess doing?
Shadowknight - Great, apparently.
Crimson - Good to hear.
Lilly - *walks in* Is Princess here.
Shadowknight - I'll call her-
Lilly - Don't.
Crimson - Something serious...
Lilly - Ponyville want to separate fully from Imperium. They asked me for help. Principality of Ponyville is in war with East Kingdom.
Shadowknight - East Kingdom don't have a king.
Lilly - Arthur's general took the spot...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
FI - We will let her be with my friend here, before we gonna give her up we have one more job to do. It won't give us money but will eliminate our enemies. There is group of robbers called the wolf pack. Those sluts stole all my Intel and probably gonna use it before us. We have two things to do in their little safehous. Firstly get to their main computer hack inside and take our Intel out. Also if you can get some Intel on them, they are not only four people like me. They are organisated. And second will be scaring them from ous - their boss have little cute dog as pet - blow his brains out...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Episode 5

Evil in costume of friend.

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Arthur - Do you think this will help us?
Holy Palladin - The damn kid is on her side now so it will be easy to kidnap one of them.
Arthur - With one shall we kidnap *drinks wine*
Holy Palladin - Why choosing! Take both of princesses!
Arthur - Soon your and my dream will become one... From old times I was taken as an ally to everyone... Time to show them my power.
Holy Palladin - *leaves room* Fool... He have no idea that when I wil l claim the ancient dragon for myself I'll kill him... Hahahaha...

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Lilly - Did you cleaned the floor?
Shadowknight - Yes...
Lilly...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Red was taken into the hospital to be treated. X rays were taken of her bones, and only her back legs were broken.

Rick: I'm sorry this happened.
Red: It's not your fault.
Tim: The stallion who ran you over has been arrested. He turned himself in.
Red: When do I get back to work?
Tim: Soon. The Captain will talk to you about that.

Two days later, Red returned to work with Toby. She couldn't drive, so she had to work the radio, while Toby would do the driving.

Tim: *Driving the police car*
Julia: It feels great to be back in the M4.
Tim: I'll say.
Dispatch: Attention all units, an important...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Pictures of the new characters

Snow Wonder: link
Cosmic Rainbow: link
Heartsong: link
Annie: link
Blaze: link
Sophie Shimmer: link


Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on street corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing next to Double Scoop*
Tom: More ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are friends live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Hey everypony. Great to see you again.
Tom: Shut the f**k up.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Tom, what was that for?
Tom: We need to forget about the jokes, and get things moving so the director won't get angry at us.
Master Sword: But we can't forget about jokes! This is a comedy show!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I never said we weren't going to do jokes....
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Source: EQD
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Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor