(2 parts in 1 day; never thought I'd have to go that route)
Both bakers finished their cakes. Tolee is judging them. At stake for the winner is the opportunity to serve their cake at his party, and hang out with Tolee FOR THE ENTIRE DAY. Now, the conclusion of this fanfic.
Mr. Fluffy: I put as much work into this cake as I could, Tolee.
Tolee: I'll be the judge of that. *Cuts a 2x3 inch cube of cake*
Mr. Fluffy: Don't worry, I can remake that slice.
Tolee: Hmm... Chocolate cake. I admire you styling this after my fave band, Black Veil Brides. Andy Six (not his real name) should never leave the band.
Mr. Fluffy: Agreed. They're my favorite band too so if you get a couple tickets, you know who to take.
Tolee: Wow, really? I never knew that about you!
Me: Me too.
Tolee: Edvine! Didn't expect you here!
Edvine: Well, you know, Rintoo and I agreed to go down to Daytona and either watch a race or be in one, but I was passing through here first. Mind telling me what's going on?
Tolee: Bake-off. Winner's cake gets served at my music party. Et cetera, et cetera.
Edvine: Cool. Listen, I gotta run. I'm not one to break promises to racecar-loving tigers.
Tolee: OK then, see you at my party! Now, where were we?
Duff Goldman: My cake?
Tolee: Yeah. (Mr. Fluffy got a 9 out of 10. Decimals do count so a 9.1 wins it.) *notices* Gah... I think there's a little too much lemon here. I see what you were going for, but you overdid it. You get a 7.6, Duff. Congratulations, Mr. Fluffy!
Mr. Fluffy: YES! Duff, your ass just got baked!
Duff: Tolee, is he always like this?
Tolee: Until now, he never got the chance to go up against a fellow baker. You were the first.
Duff: And I lost. I get it. *Goes back to his bakery, Charm City Cakes.* (Mumblings: I can't believe I lost to a goddamn rodent. I will NEVER live this down.)
*March 25th, 9 A.M.*
Kai-Lan: Happy Birthday, Tolee. Congratulations on surviving anofher year.
Tolee: *laughs* Xie xie, Kai-Lan.
Rintoo, alongside me: Happy birthday, dude! Welcome to another year!
*Everyone else says the same thing.*
Tolee: Mr. Fluffy, you get to hang out with me today since you and your cake won the bake-off. Whaddya say we play Rock Band together?
Mr. Fluffy: Hell yeah! I love being the singer! Kai-Lan's doing all the female artists' vocals though.
Tolee: Deal. By the way, I paid the rabbit(again, I haven't decided on a name for her yet) to go into the bowels of this game and add every 2000s rock song... and some Van Halen as well.
Mr. Fluffy: Can't go wrong with Van Halen, I guess.
Tolee: No you cannot.
*After a lengthy rock-out session* (3:30 PM)
Tolee: Whoa, look at the time! Ye Ye, what do you have lined up for my birthday dinner?
Ye Ye: You'll have to wait till about 5:30, Tolee. Like I'd tell you anything.
Tolee: Of course, I should've known.
Mr. Fluffy: Let's go watch some sports, Tolee. Maybe some basketball will take your mind off of food.
Tolee: *laughs* Maybe! *turns on Celtics VS Nuggets* Damn, Denver's winnin' big time!
Mr. Fluffy: That's the first time I've ever seen a ~100-~40 game being played in the NBA. *after the game*
*5:25 PM*
Ye Ye: OK everyone, it's time for Tolee's birthday dinner!
Tolee; Thank you, everybody, for being here to celebrate my birthday. I just want to say one thing: Mr. Fluffy is the best baker in the known multiverse.
Mr. Fluffy: Multiverse...?
Tolee: I think it means "multiple universes".
Mr. Fluffy: Ah.
Tolee: Whoa, holy crap. Hamburgers in the shape of baby pandas. I cannot believe that Ye Ye combined the taste of a hamburger with the comforting look of a baby panda. It's almost a crime to eat this... almost.
Rintoo: Just to clarify, the meat in these burgers is not made from pandas. It is made from cows.
Tolee: Um... thanks?
Rintoo: Just clearing something up. Carry on.
Tolee: With this first bite I can say... eat up, guys!
*2 hours later, at 7:36 PM*
Tolee: Mr. Fluffy, please present your cake.
Mr. Fluffy: With pleasure.
*After the cake has been served, only 24% of it remains. Tolee and his friends finished off the cake the following night. This 3-part fanfic is finally over.*
Both bakers finished their cakes. Tolee is judging them. At stake for the winner is the opportunity to serve their cake at his party, and hang out with Tolee FOR THE ENTIRE DAY. Now, the conclusion of this fanfic.
Mr. Fluffy: I put as much work into this cake as I could, Tolee.
Tolee: I'll be the judge of that. *Cuts a 2x3 inch cube of cake*
Mr. Fluffy: Don't worry, I can remake that slice.
Tolee: Hmm... Chocolate cake. I admire you styling this after my fave band, Black Veil Brides. Andy Six (not his real name) should never leave the band.
Mr. Fluffy: Agreed. They're my favorite band too so if you get a couple tickets, you know who to take.
Tolee: Wow, really? I never knew that about you!
Me: Me too.
Tolee: Edvine! Didn't expect you here!
Edvine: Well, you know, Rintoo and I agreed to go down to Daytona and either watch a race or be in one, but I was passing through here first. Mind telling me what's going on?
Tolee: Bake-off. Winner's cake gets served at my music party. Et cetera, et cetera.
Edvine: Cool. Listen, I gotta run. I'm not one to break promises to racecar-loving tigers.
Tolee: OK then, see you at my party! Now, where were we?
Duff Goldman: My cake?
Tolee: Yeah. (Mr. Fluffy got a 9 out of 10. Decimals do count so a 9.1 wins it.) *notices* Gah... I think there's a little too much lemon here. I see what you were going for, but you overdid it. You get a 7.6, Duff. Congratulations, Mr. Fluffy!
Mr. Fluffy: YES! Duff, your ass just got baked!
Duff: Tolee, is he always like this?
Tolee: Until now, he never got the chance to go up against a fellow baker. You were the first.
Duff: And I lost. I get it. *Goes back to his bakery, Charm City Cakes.* (Mumblings: I can't believe I lost to a goddamn rodent. I will NEVER live this down.)
*March 25th, 9 A.M.*
Kai-Lan: Happy Birthday, Tolee. Congratulations on surviving anofher year.
Tolee: *laughs* Xie xie, Kai-Lan.
Rintoo, alongside me: Happy birthday, dude! Welcome to another year!
*Everyone else says the same thing.*
Tolee: Mr. Fluffy, you get to hang out with me today since you and your cake won the bake-off. Whaddya say we play Rock Band together?
Mr. Fluffy: Hell yeah! I love being the singer! Kai-Lan's doing all the female artists' vocals though.
Tolee: Deal. By the way, I paid the rabbit(again, I haven't decided on a name for her yet) to go into the bowels of this game and add every 2000s rock song... and some Van Halen as well.
Mr. Fluffy: Can't go wrong with Van Halen, I guess.
Tolee: No you cannot.
*After a lengthy rock-out session* (3:30 PM)
Tolee: Whoa, look at the time! Ye Ye, what do you have lined up for my birthday dinner?
Ye Ye: You'll have to wait till about 5:30, Tolee. Like I'd tell you anything.
Tolee: Of course, I should've known.
Mr. Fluffy: Let's go watch some sports, Tolee. Maybe some basketball will take your mind off of food.
Tolee: *laughs* Maybe! *turns on Celtics VS Nuggets* Damn, Denver's winnin' big time!
Mr. Fluffy: That's the first time I've ever seen a ~100-~40 game being played in the NBA. *after the game*
*5:25 PM*
Ye Ye: OK everyone, it's time for Tolee's birthday dinner!
Tolee; Thank you, everybody, for being here to celebrate my birthday. I just want to say one thing: Mr. Fluffy is the best baker in the known multiverse.
Mr. Fluffy: Multiverse...?
Tolee: I think it means "multiple universes".
Mr. Fluffy: Ah.
Tolee: Whoa, holy crap. Hamburgers in the shape of baby pandas. I cannot believe that Ye Ye combined the taste of a hamburger with the comforting look of a baby panda. It's almost a crime to eat this... almost.
Rintoo: Just to clarify, the meat in these burgers is not made from pandas. It is made from cows.
Tolee: Um... thanks?
Rintoo: Just clearing something up. Carry on.
Tolee: With this first bite I can say... eat up, guys!
*2 hours later, at 7:36 PM*
Tolee: Mr. Fluffy, please present your cake.
Mr. Fluffy: With pleasure.
*After the cake has been served, only 24% of it remains. Tolee and his friends finished off the cake the following night. This 3-part fanfic is finally over.*
Jelly Pinch
Pinch yeah
Jelly I have to leave now
Pinch but why
Jelly I need to go to be crowned queen im may be not coming back
Pinch but
Jelly Pinch you’re my best friend ever goodbye Pinch
Jelly & Pinch ohhhhhhh
Jelly im going to miss you
Pinch Jelly I’ll miss you to
Jelly goodbye Pinch
Pinch goodbye Jelly sobbing
Princess of no color at all come on Jelly
• • Farther along we’ll know more about it,
Farther along we’ll understand why;
Cheer up, my brother, live in the sunshine,
We’ll understand it all by and by.
Pinch yeah
Jelly I have to leave now
Pinch but why
Jelly I need to go to be crowned queen im may be not coming back
Pinch but
Jelly Pinch you’re my best friend ever goodbye Pinch
Jelly & Pinch ohhhhhhh
Jelly im going to miss you
Pinch Jelly I’ll miss you to
Jelly goodbye Pinch
Pinch goodbye Jelly sobbing
Princess of no color at all come on Jelly
• • Farther along we’ll know more about it,
Farther along we’ll understand why;
Cheer up, my brother, live in the sunshine,
We’ll understand it all by and by.
I have some great news. I have decided to release the entire first season of Kai-Lan's Royal Adventures for your entertainment pleasure.
Here is how it'll be done:
I'll put each episode into a ZIP folder and anyone who wishes to own it can ring me up.
All you need to do to receive the folder is leave a message on my page with your e-mail address and I'll send it to you ASAP.
If there is anything you would like to ask me concerning the release of the season, feel free to contact me at my e-mail address:
bigcaesar@live.com or on my profile.
Peace.
Here is how it'll be done:
I'll put each episode into a ZIP folder and anyone who wishes to own it can ring me up.
All you need to do to receive the folder is leave a message on my page with your e-mail address and I'll send it to you ASAP.
If there is anything you would like to ask me concerning the release of the season, feel free to contact me at my e-mail address:
bigcaesar@live.com or on my profile.
Peace.
Here are 10 significant reasons on why you should read "Kai-Lan's Royal Adventures".
1. It's a backup for Ni Hao, Kai-Lan.
2. It's has three times the humor of comedy.
3. It will knock your socks off.
4. The humor is so juicy you'll have to read to believe.
5. It's as good as any other spun-off series.
6. Lots of surprises at store.
7. It's fun and exciting.
8. Lots of awesome new characters.
9. Tons of secrets will be revealed.
10. It's the best fanmade spin-off ever.
There you go.
1. It's a backup for Ni Hao, Kai-Lan.
2. It's has three times the humor of comedy.
3. It will knock your socks off.
4. The humor is so juicy you'll have to read to believe.
5. It's as good as any other spun-off series.
6. Lots of surprises at store.
7. It's fun and exciting.
8. Lots of awesome new characters.
9. Tons of secrets will be revealed.
10. It's the best fanmade spin-off ever.
There you go.