Rintoo bought this sweet now skateboard from the sports shop yesterday and couldn't wait to try it out. Unfortunately, he also wanted to show his skills off to his friends. Why is this unfortunate? Read on.
Rintoo: Hey, guys, check out this sweet now skateboard I just got at the sports shop downtown.
Tolee: Holy... flaming... breasts. How much did that son of a bitch cost?
Rintoo: Around $400, but it's worth it.
Kai-Lan: Do you know any skateboard tricks?
Rintoo: I watch the X Games every year; you pick up some tricks of the trade watching that stuff.
Tolee: I think she meant if you had any tricks of your own.
Rintoo: Oh. No, not yet.
Kai-Lan: Just wanted to know.
Hoho: Can you show us a few of your moves that you DO know?
Rintoo: Sure; come with me. I know a great skate park owner not far from here.
Tolee: And he's great how?
Rintoo: If you have your own skateboard, he lets you into his skate park for free.
Kai-Lan: Nice.
Rintoo: Come on, my friend's waiting with our ride to his house.
(Guess who? Me. This one is BETWEEN episodes 5 and 6 of my fanfic series, Rintoo's Awesome Life.)
Edvine: Who wants to go on the ride of their lives?
Kai-Lan, Tolee, Hoho: HOLY SHIT.
Rintoo: I know right? Jimmie Johnson's 2006 Sprint Cup car.
Tolee: Jimmie just gave it to him?
Rintoo: Yeah.
Kai-Lan: Do you have a license?
Edvine: As far as Rintoo knows, I do.
Rintoo: *whispers to Tolee: "He doesn't."*
Tolee: *terrified*
Edvine: Hop in, everyone.
Rintoo: You heard the mentally disturbed teenager.
Tolee: "Mentally disturbed"?? Does anyone have a barf bag? 'Cause I'll need one during the ride.
Hoho: Me too...
Edvine: Oh, like you haven't gone 200MPH once in your life.
Tolee: I went 45MPH in my mom's car. I barely held myself together. 200MPH would be a death sentence for me.
Hoho: I haven't fared much better. The fastest I have ever gone is exactly 53MPH. In my dad's truck. Which does 60MPH on the highway.
Edvine: Then we'll stop for paper bags along the way. Just puke out the window if you have to.
Tolee: Is that sanitary?
Edvine: Who's asking?
Tolee: Good point.
Edvine: Now, if you start puking rainbows, that's where I draw the line.
Hoho: I have no regrets.
Edvine: Good to know. There are seatbelts, for safety reasons.
Tolee: Oh, NOW you mention the fucking seatbelts. (Just stopped spelling that word for a moment; "death" came up on my iTouch. FAIL!)
Rintoo: Now don't worry, he's only gonna go 90 to 110MPH.
Edvine: I only unleash what this baby can do when it's just me and Rintoo. Even by myself, I only go 120MPH.
Rintoo: So really, you're no in any real danger.
Edvine: Everyone get in!
*The 2nd part to this will be posted tomorrow; I feel an introduction to this fanfic was appropriate enough for tonight. Plus, I'm watching an episode or two of Ni Hao, Kai-Lan tomorrow. I think the episode I will watch is going to be Roller Rintoo, because this fanfic, aside from the entirety of my appearance here, could bring back memories of that episode. Good night.*
Rintoo: Hey, guys, check out this sweet now skateboard I just got at the sports shop downtown.
Tolee: Holy... flaming... breasts. How much did that son of a bitch cost?
Rintoo: Around $400, but it's worth it.
Kai-Lan: Do you know any skateboard tricks?
Rintoo: I watch the X Games every year; you pick up some tricks of the trade watching that stuff.
Tolee: I think she meant if you had any tricks of your own.
Rintoo: Oh. No, not yet.
Kai-Lan: Just wanted to know.
Hoho: Can you show us a few of your moves that you DO know?
Rintoo: Sure; come with me. I know a great skate park owner not far from here.
Tolee: And he's great how?
Rintoo: If you have your own skateboard, he lets you into his skate park for free.
Kai-Lan: Nice.
Rintoo: Come on, my friend's waiting with our ride to his house.
(Guess who? Me. This one is BETWEEN episodes 5 and 6 of my fanfic series, Rintoo's Awesome Life.)
Edvine: Who wants to go on the ride of their lives?
Kai-Lan, Tolee, Hoho: HOLY SHIT.
Rintoo: I know right? Jimmie Johnson's 2006 Sprint Cup car.
Tolee: Jimmie just gave it to him?
Rintoo: Yeah.
Kai-Lan: Do you have a license?
Edvine: As far as Rintoo knows, I do.
Rintoo: *whispers to Tolee: "He doesn't."*
Tolee: *terrified*
Edvine: Hop in, everyone.
Rintoo: You heard the mentally disturbed teenager.
Tolee: "Mentally disturbed"?? Does anyone have a barf bag? 'Cause I'll need one during the ride.
Hoho: Me too...
Edvine: Oh, like you haven't gone 200MPH once in your life.
Tolee: I went 45MPH in my mom's car. I barely held myself together. 200MPH would be a death sentence for me.
Hoho: I haven't fared much better. The fastest I have ever gone is exactly 53MPH. In my dad's truck. Which does 60MPH on the highway.
Edvine: Then we'll stop for paper bags along the way. Just puke out the window if you have to.
Tolee: Is that sanitary?
Edvine: Who's asking?
Tolee: Good point.
Edvine: Now, if you start puking rainbows, that's where I draw the line.
Hoho: I have no regrets.
Edvine: Good to know. There are seatbelts, for safety reasons.
Tolee: Oh, NOW you mention the fucking seatbelts. (Just stopped spelling that word for a moment; "death" came up on my iTouch. FAIL!)
Rintoo: Now don't worry, he's only gonna go 90 to 110MPH.
Edvine: I only unleash what this baby can do when it's just me and Rintoo. Even by myself, I only go 120MPH.
Rintoo: So really, you're no in any real danger.
Edvine: Everyone get in!
*The 2nd part to this will be posted tomorrow; I feel an introduction to this fanfic was appropriate enough for tonight. Plus, I'm watching an episode or two of Ni Hao, Kai-Lan tomorrow. I think the episode I will watch is going to be Roller Rintoo, because this fanfic, aside from the entirety of my appearance here, could bring back memories of that episode. Good night.*
Rintoo's holding out for his birthday episode, Tolee wants to buy a bigger pagoda for Pandy, Hoho wants to set the world record for banana eating, and Kai-Lan's just plain tired lately.
And also, after Journey To Monkey King Castle, we were supposed to be out of a 10-month hiatus. Now we're entering a 5-month one. Can't anyone get their shit together and give us what we want?? I mean, God, you'd think we'd be halfway into season 3 at this point. Thankfully, caesar213's Kai-Lan's Royal Adventures series is a backup. I'll take whatever I can get at this point.
And also, after Journey To Monkey King Castle, we were supposed to be out of a 10-month hiatus. Now we're entering a 5-month one. Can't anyone get their shit together and give us what we want?? I mean, God, you'd think we'd be halfway into season 3 at this point. Thankfully, caesar213's Kai-Lan's Royal Adventures series is a backup. I'll take whatever I can get at this point.
