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Edvine: OK, guys, we're here.
Tolee and Hoho, in unison: You guys go on ahead. We need to get our sense of direction back.
Rintoo: Wow. I can handle going 205MPH in your car, but 90MPH on a normal highway for those two? Forget about it.
Kai-Lan: Excuse me for a moment... *quickly finds a trash can and pukes in it*
Rintoo: Holy shit. Make that just us two.
Edvine: And when all of you were at that carnival, you guys went on that rollercoaster ride?
Rintoo: That didn't even go 50MPH. 40, tops.
Edvine: I've been on ones that go, like, 80MPH at times....

Kai-Lan's Royal Adventures
Season 1, Episode 6
"Hoho's Dilemma"

[[The epsiode begins with Kai-Lan and her friends watching an episode of SpongeBob.]]

Rintoo: Hey, you guys wanna know which SpongeBob episode is my favorite?
Hoho: What?
Rintoo: The one where SpongeBob and Patrick go to that toy store and they stay there overnight.
Lulu: That's my favorite episode as well, not as much as the "Bubblestand" episode.

[[The phone rings. Kai-Lan gets up and answers it.]]

Kai-Lan: Empress Kai-lan here. Oh, ni hao, Mr. Fluffy. What's that? You want to come over, and introduce us to your little sister? Well, we...

A black cat named Wildcraft walks to Kai-lan and speaks to her.
Wildcraft: Kai-lan. you are buring your toast... again. i can smell it from the streets.
Suddenly, burnt toast pops out from the toaster into the air and a westie terrier named waggles pop up and the toast lands in her mouth.
Kai-lan: ugh! burned it again then waggles ate it. maybe that pizza makes good breakfast.
a cat named Flaky looks at goldfish and tries to feed it hot dogs but they dont eat.
Flaky: ummm Kai-lan
that pizza looks good but youre not gonna like the taste.

Kai-lan takes a bite out the pizza and runs to the bathroom....