I'm trying to say this guys. We don't need to hate spongebob, although you can secretly have a dartboard with SB's face on it, or beat the tar out of Spongebob plushies, we don't need to bring our hatred to this site, we're already better than them anyways, no stupid little orange blimp will tell us we are inferior. We are better than the SB fans without the KCA or any other damn award, we are more dedicated, write better stories, and have more REGULARILY visiting fans than they do. Yeah, over 19,000 fans my ass, only like 2-4 of them regularily visit the club, we have less than 3,000 fans, but we have 8-23 fans regularily visiting on one normal day!! C'mon guys, would Skipper, if he were real, be proud of our constant warfare with Spongebob? No. He would be proud that we are all dedicated fans that will stop at nothing to keep the spirit of this wonderful show alive.
We have the better fanfictions, yes we do. I read a Spongebob fanfic, expecting that, since the viewers had seen that show since 1999, the fanfic would be vibrant right? Wrong, I felt no emotion on the parts of the story that were sad, I just laughed at how pathetically they described the situation, they all write fanfics that are worthy of being oneshots, but instead, they go lazy and write very short chapters for an equally short story. However, when we write fanfics, we tend to have 4-7 paragraph-long chapters for a 11-26 chapter story, AND sequels. So who's the better writer? SB fan, or POM fan?
We have the better fans, yeah, some are bizarre, some are a bit extreme, but we are all a tight unit, a family, whereas Spongebob fans, they're shy, they loosely talk to each other, they are childish. They hear nothing, except what Spongebob says, they see nothing except what Spongebob does on TV, and they do nothing except sit on their lazy asses and watch SB. We actually have LIVES outside the fanspot and the TV, I have an unofficial job as a lawn mower guy and get 20-33 bucks a day, doing up to 8 houses. Some of you have other things you do outside the fanspot and the TV, write what you do besides watching POM or be on this fanspot in the comments. So we have lives outside the fandom, while SB fans are mindless zombies who follow the Sponge Stalin. So, which fan is more diverse out of the two, an SB fan, or POM fan?
We have a a lesser impact on popular culture than Spongebob does. How is that good you may ask. Well, when something becomes an impact on popular culture, that popular culture will turn onto it and try to profit from it, it's why you see less annoyingly repetitive POM products on market. Look at SB, they have MILLIONS of merchandise: ghetto shirts with "gangsta spongebob" on them, the actors in Spongebob costumes, the lunchboxes, SB kareoke machines, SB mugs, t-shirts, toys, games, stuff, keychains- CUT IT OOOUUT!!!! I get the damn picture okay?! See how annoying so much merchandise can get? That's why I'm happy we have less impact on popular culture.
More realism, I can believe a penguin could talk in it's own way, but us humans not understand, but I don't believe an ANTHROPOMORPHIC KITCHEN SPONGE can talk. There is a Central Park zoo, there ISN'T a "Bikini Bottom" (Perverse name ain't it?) lying in the bottom of the ocean somewhere. There IS such thing as penguins, there ISN'T such thing as a talking kitchen sponge. "Kowalski" is a real, Polish/Slovak name. "Spongebob" is a fake name. Must I say anymore?
We have the better fanfictions, yes we do. I read a Spongebob fanfic, expecting that, since the viewers had seen that show since 1999, the fanfic would be vibrant right? Wrong, I felt no emotion on the parts of the story that were sad, I just laughed at how pathetically they described the situation, they all write fanfics that are worthy of being oneshots, but instead, they go lazy and write very short chapters for an equally short story. However, when we write fanfics, we tend to have 4-7 paragraph-long chapters for a 11-26 chapter story, AND sequels. So who's the better writer? SB fan, or POM fan?
We have the better fans, yeah, some are bizarre, some are a bit extreme, but we are all a tight unit, a family, whereas Spongebob fans, they're shy, they loosely talk to each other, they are childish. They hear nothing, except what Spongebob says, they see nothing except what Spongebob does on TV, and they do nothing except sit on their lazy asses and watch SB. We actually have LIVES outside the fanspot and the TV, I have an unofficial job as a lawn mower guy and get 20-33 bucks a day, doing up to 8 houses. Some of you have other things you do outside the fanspot and the TV, write what you do besides watching POM or be on this fanspot in the comments. So we have lives outside the fandom, while SB fans are mindless zombies who follow the Sponge Stalin. So, which fan is more diverse out of the two, an SB fan, or POM fan?
We have a a lesser impact on popular culture than Spongebob does. How is that good you may ask. Well, when something becomes an impact on popular culture, that popular culture will turn onto it and try to profit from it, it's why you see less annoyingly repetitive POM products on market. Look at SB, they have MILLIONS of merchandise: ghetto shirts with "gangsta spongebob" on them, the actors in Spongebob costumes, the lunchboxes, SB kareoke machines, SB mugs, t-shirts, toys, games, stuff, keychains- CUT IT OOOUUT!!!! I get the damn picture okay?! See how annoying so much merchandise can get? That's why I'm happy we have less impact on popular culture.
More realism, I can believe a penguin could talk in it's own way, but us humans not understand, but I don't believe an ANTHROPOMORPHIC KITCHEN SPONGE can talk. There is a Central Park zoo, there ISN'T a "Bikini Bottom" (Perverse name ain't it?) lying in the bottom of the ocean somewhere. There IS such thing as penguins, there ISN'T such thing as a talking kitchen sponge. "Kowalski" is a real, Polish/Slovak name. "Spongebob" is a fake name. Must I say anymore?
