It was night in New York. In the HQ, Kowalski just finished building his new Training Robot, which the Penguins will be testing their Fighting Skills on…

Skipper: "Excellent one, Kowalski!"
Private: "How do you turn it on?"
Kowalski: "It doesn’t need a Remote control, Private. It automatically turns on when it’s time for training, and turns off when it’s been defeated!"
Skipper: [Doubts the Robot and warns Kowalski] "Make sure it doesn’t slip out of your hands, Kowalski!"
Kowalski: "No, problem! We won’t be easily defeated, Skipper!"

One by one, each Penguin demonstrated their Fighting Moves against the Robot. Kowalski, Rico and Skipper do well. Now, it was Private’s turn…

Skipper: "Ready, Soldier?"
Private: [Nervously looks at the Robot] "Um, let’s get on with it, then!"

Private gets ready. Suddenly, the Robot turns itself on again, ready to take on Private…

Kowalski: [Encourages Private] "You can do it, Private!"
Private: "Stand where you are, Robot! As no one has ever dealt with you in a horrific manner, I’ll smash you to bits!"

Private leaps in the air, ready to kick the robot. However, as the robot had a hard metal surface, Private’s leg goes badly injured!

Private: "Ow! My leg!!!"

As Private lay on the floor, the Robot starts smacking him.

Skipper: "Kowalski, do something!"
Kowalski: "It’s out of control! It won’t stop until it’s been defeated!"
Skipper: “Rico?”

The Robot hits Private incredibly hard on the head, knocking him unconscious. Rico comes between Private and the Robot. He takes out a stick of dynamite and throws it at the Robot, causing it to explode. Skipper and Kowalski rush to Private, who still lay on the floor, unconscious...

Skipper: [Worries] "Private? Private!!!" [Turns to Kowalski] "Kowalski, analysis!"
Rico: "Brivatte ('Private')?"

Kowalski takes out his medical supplies from his lab and checks to see what happened to Private’s leg. It was obviously broken!

Kowalski: "Oh, no! Skipper, he needs to see the doctor…"
Rico: "Watahapened ('What happened')?"
Kowalski: "Well… it appears that his leg might be broken!"
Skipper: [Slaps Private] "Wake up, soldier!"

Private doesn’t wake up. Skipper shakes him, which is not supposed to be done on an unconscious victim...

Kowalski: [Gulps] "Is he okay?"
Skipper: [Upset] "I don’t know. Let’s take him to the Veterinarian!"
Kowalski: "But Skipper, I… I can do tests on him. Isn’t he afraid of that…?"
Skipper: [A bit angry] "No, need Kowalski! You’ve helped enough!"

Next morning, Alice takes Private to the Veterinary Office. Private wakes up, confused. The doctor treats him and bandages his leg. The doctor locks him in a cage (As done to Skipper in ‘I Was a Penguin Zombie’) and after a few hours, Alice comes back to the Vet…

Alice: "So, how is he doing?"
Doctor: "He’s perfectly alright. He wasn't screaming when I bandaged him." [Pats Private on the head] "Good boy!"
Alice: "Will he be able to go back now?"
Doctor: "Absolutely! He'll be fine!"

*To be Continued...