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posted by legendary7
Skipper picked up four meduim sized fish. Once again he was interupted by panic. Kowalski's screams echoed through the whole manor.
S: "Kowalski?!"
Skipper darted up the stairs and to the main room where Kowalski was sitting in his chair with his head on the table. He also had his eyes closed.
S: "Kowalski what's wrong!?"
Kowaski woke up and stopped screaming but looked terrified.
K: "I had a dream th-that I chopped all of you into little pieces!"
Rico cautiously stepped forward helping the injured and speechless Private walk. There were cuts on him that looked as if he had been assaulted by some one with an ax. Skipper glared at Kowalski with maxuim disgust, ran to Private and stood in front of him protectively.
S: "Private, are you okay?!"
P: "I-I-I,"
S: "You! You did this!"
K: "What? Me? Now... that's just ridiclous!"
S: "Have fun tonight sleeping in a seperate room! Heads up, we might not be here when you wake up!"
Kowalski rolled his eyes as Skipper picked up Private and stomped off with Rico. He Skipper whisper comfortingly.
S: "Shh, you're safe now, Private."

Skipper soon reguriated the 'Hoboken Escape Tooth' that was then set to Overveiw hotel mode. This caught the attention of the lemurs, but we'll get to that later.

The three went to sleep after Private got over the truama. It wasn't long before Rico nudged Skipper.
S: "What is it, Rico?"
R: "REDRUM! REDRUM! REDRUM! REDRUM..."
S: "Go back to sleep."
Skipper was barely awake. Rico grabbed a red crayon from Private's Lunacorn coloring book on the dresser. On the door he wrote his words which were reflected in the mirror. He poked Skipper and the two sleeping penguins woke up.
S: "Rico, I told you-"
P: "Skippah, look!"
Private pointed to the mirror in terror.
The mirror reflected the door's message. Backwards it spelt MURDER!
S: "Stay here I'll be back."
P: "No, Skippah! I'm scared!"
S: "Rico is here."
P: "Be careful!"
S: "I promise, I will."
Skipper headed down the stairs with a bat. Kowalski wasn't at his desk. Skipper seized the notes Kowalski took. He it in shock. It read:
All work and no play makes Kowalski a dull penguin. All work and no play makes Kowalski a dull penguin. All work and no play makes Kowalski a dull penguin.
The whole first page was full of that one sentence written over and over again. Skipper rapily turned to the next page and the next. They all had the same sentence all over them. Skipper stepped back.
K: "Whatcha doing, Skipper?"
S: "K-Kowalski?"
Skipper shrunk.
K: "Why don't you hand me the bat, Skipper."
Skipper shook his head.
K: "Come on, Skipper. I just wanna knock your brain around a little."
Skipper had backed up down the stairs into the kitchen.
S: "Stay away, Kowalski!"
Skipper ran until he lost Kowalski in the kitchen. Kowalski made the fatal mistake of going into the fridge. Skipper without hestitation shut his assailant in. There was no key for the lock so he had to constrain the door with his own body.
K: "Skipper, I'm sorry. Can you let me out now? I just got really frustrated and out of control."
Skipper was for once intimidated and needed wisdom. He wanted to let his soldier out, but he was unsure if he was acting or telling the sincere truth.

What Kowalski did when the others went to bed:

As soon as they left Kowalski reached under the desk he was working at. He pulled out the bloody ax he used to assault Private with. Just then he heard voices coming from the hall past the lobby. Slowly he crept and peeked his head around the corner the three annoying lemurs strutted down the hall.
J: "So, this is where those silly penguins are staying."
M: "Apparently, your majesty."
Mo: "This place is the creepy."
M: "Just standing here gives me the chills."
J: "Hey stinky penguins! Are you here?!"
Kowalski stepped toward them with the ax behind his back smiling deviously.
J: "Oh, Kowalski!"
M: "Your majesty, I think we should go now."
J: "Marurice, why do you always have to be so wrong!"
Kowalski stepped forward, now pulling the ax from behind his back swiftly.
J: "Ahh, the penguin is trying to assainate the king!"
Kowalski swung the sharp object, forunately the lemurs dodged it just in time and ran out. Furiously he swung the ax at a picture on the desk of his friends. The ax went directly through Skipper's head. A pshycotic, menacing laugh bellowed from Kowalski.
K: "Bye, bye, Skipper."

Back to the kitchen:
Skipper crept back slowly.
S: "Okay, Kowalski. Come out."
K: "I'm so sorry, Skipper!"
He hugged his sweaty leader. His eyes suddenly met the bat Skipper had foolishly left on the counter and flipper's reach away. Kowalski reached over and slipped it to him while Skipper was still hugging him. He had it placed behind his
back.
K: "I've got something for you, Skipper."
S: "What?"
Kowalski rapidly swung the bat, so he wouldn't let his victim get away this time. It hit Skipper in the back of the head, and made him fall to the ground motionless. Kowalski chuckled and stepped on the leader with one webbed foot. Soon he dragged Skipper's body into the fridge and locked it with the key he was holding. Kowalski headed to the room to finish off all of the rest of his friends before going back to kill Skipper.

To his suprise Private and Rico had left the room and began looking for Skipper. They headed down the stairs to the kitchen where they found Skipper laying in the bitter freezing walk-in fridge.
posted by Skiparah
(Skipper's Autobiography)

You might find it hard to believe if I came right out and
told you the place I know the most about is the place I
hate more than any other. It's not the land itself. I guess
it's not the people either. I once let my hatred for them
get too far out of hand. Now that I think about it I find
that the people were only peices of the puzzle. It's
not the people or the land that makes me dread it so
much. It's the memories.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Copenhagen, Denmark wasn't a terrible looking place.
I just knew deep down I didn't fit in there. I didn't
belong there. There are a few good memories...
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posted by peacebaby7
The Central Park Zoo: New York City

*penguins were put in their habitat, & were now surrounded by humans*

Private: "Skipper? What do we do?"

Human 3: "Hey, penguins! Aw, your so cute!"

Kowalski: "Apparently we're here for the humans amusement..."

Skipper: "Um...ah...."

Private: "How are we supposed to make these humans believe we are just regular penguins?"

Human 4: "They're so cuddly!"

Kowalski: "Skipper...We need to do something!"

Skipper: "Will you be quiet for a minute! I'm trying to think here!"

Human 4: *starts waving at the penguins while smiling*

Rico: "Kaboom?"

Skipper: "NO! I'm trying to...
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The morning arrived, sweeping petite white flakes to the snowy tundra. I peak out from under the sheets of snow and I rush into my parents' room as rapidly as my legs can take me. The bed is half vacant, my mother lays asleep by herself.
I climb my way up, grasping the covers. With all the strength I can muster up, I get on top of her shoulder. I start poking her cheek to wake her up.
"Momma, wake up!" I yell, acting as an alarm clock, but she continuously snores. I groan and cross my flippers across my chest.
In a matter of minutes, I lose all interest, and hop down it the bed. To my suprise...
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Inflatium Diagnosis: Take 1

Kowalski: "...Julien! You must stay away from Skipper!"

Julien: "You will listen to me! I will party-se--"

*--Kowalski slams door in his face*

Julien: "OW MAN! YOU TOTALLY JUST HIT MY NOSEY PARTS WITH THE DOOR!"

Kowalski: "Oops..." *giggling like a school girl on the inside*

Inflatium Diagnosis: Take 2

Kowalski: "...Julien! You must stay away from Skipper!"

Julien: "You will listen to me! I will party-se--"

*--Kowalski slams door in his face*

Julien: "OW! YOU ARE TOTALLY DOING THIS ON PURPOSE! GET THE DOOR OFF MY HAND! GET IT OFF..."

Kowalski: *opens door* "Sorry...Are yo--"...
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New Leonard: Take 1

Rat King: "...Awwww! C'mon! There's no fun in beating up a sleeping guy!
...
Not that I won't or anything..."

Private: "Skipper! Look!"

Leonard: *snores*

RK: *shakes Leonard*

Director: "He really went to sleep this time didn't he..."

New Leonard: Take 2

Private: "Skipper! Look!"

Leonard: *jumps out of RK's arms*

Leonard's Dream: Gosh, Princess SelfRespectra! You'll be my best friend forever & ever!!

*RK struggles to keep Leonard from hugging him*

Leonard: "It's better to be friends than to own friends..."

RK: "What are you doing?!"

Leonard: "Hugs are happiness circles! We mate with...
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posted by 27Kowalski
I don't know if you can call this a "Blooper," but whatever. I wrote this 'cause I was inspired by peacebaby7's "Penguins Bloopers" articles. So yeah, enjoy!



Director: Okay, for the next scene... Um... Oh yeah, right. Skipper, Marlene, you have to kiss each others.

Skipper and Marlene: WHAT?!

Director: You heard me. Now do it.

Skipper and Marlene: Ah, fine... *kiss*

(Skipper and Marlene's REAL thoughts: YEAH! FINALLY!)

Kowalski: *laughs out loud* I can't believe they're actually doing that!

Director: Oh, CUT!

Marlene and Skipper: *stop kissing each others and look at Kowalski in anger*

Director: Kowalski!...
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@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ -3-

    
@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange >=D


@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Merp.


@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Huh?


@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Hey. HEY KOWALSKI!! HEY!!!

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange I will ignore that..


@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Knife.


@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange I have a cup and a juicer by my side.. Want a round?


@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Naaaaa. I'm good bro :3


@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Then move back a bit because I have a lemon..


@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Whut....

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Nothing..


@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Ms.Gomez shall get you.~


@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Who the hell is that?


@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ MS.GOMEZZZZZ. MAH SELENA GOMEZZZZ. DAT GOMEZZZZ.



@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Uhh... That didn't make sense.. Why don't you crawl into a #pantry and die already..

         
Broken Urn: Take 1

DoW: "Fine. Let's see what this body can do...Kick in the face!" *kicks Private in the face*

DoW: "Oh evil, I've miss--Hugs are the best medicine!"

Director: "Cut! That line comes later!"

DoW: "Well I am in a Lunacorn's body, it's not like I can help it."

Broken Urn: Take 2

DoW: "Fine. Let's see what this body can do...Kick in the face!" *kicks Private in the face*

DoW: "Oh evil, I've missed you."

*Runs away*

Skipper: "Stop that pink play pony!
...Wow! There's just no way to make that sound manly!"

Chase Scene: Take 1

Skipper: *knocks DoW off his feet*

DoW: "Oh you wanna dance, prom...
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posted by peacebaby7
SIDE EFFECTS OF WATCHING THE PENGUINS OF MADAGASCAR MAY INCLUDE:

--Your eyes may explode from too much awesomeness

--You may become so obsessed with the show you will dedicate your whole life to it

--You may become a sofa spud because you will watch the show nonstop for literally 24/7

--You may form your own commando team & put yourself & others in mortifying danger

--You may cause yourself to never speak again because you will try to be like Rico

--Your house may explode because you will try to make inventions like Kowalski

--Strained eyes because you will be watching the show with tape holding up your eyelids so you don't miss a thing


Hospitals worldwide & Insurance agencies worldwide are not responsible for any of these occurances.
posted by Metallica1147
Runescape

It's a warm summer evening in the Central Park Zoo. The zoo has just closed, the sun is setting, seems like the perfect time for a romantic date. Well one penguin would disagree with you right now. Kowalski, who is in his lab, with the door closed on his laptop.

"Yeah! Take that Noobs!" said Kowalski.

Its Saturday night, which means for Kowalski all nighter on his laptop. Doing what you may ask? Well, Kowalski is playing Runescape. An online renaissance style game with dragons, and wizards, and nerd stuff! So that's what Kowalski does on his Saturday nights. Skipper never really mind...
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posted by legendary7
All the penguins stepped into the car garage and loaded up. Rico sat in the front with Kowalski and the others were in the back, seperated by luggage. A few minutes later, and they were on their way. None of them knew,that for some, that would be the last they ever saw of their beloved home.
The road was long and dim. Not only that, but it was treacherous and slick, as well. Up ahead a sign wrote: TURN LEFT but "left" was crossed out and under it spelled "right". Rico made the turn, but Kowalski disagreed with his desicion. "Rico, I am pretty sure you were supposed to make a left." Kowalski...
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posted by legendary7
As it got later Private's mind and thoughts changed with the sky of the outside and his sanity disappeared with the sun. On the outside he was serene and relaxed since Kowalski came to his rescue, but inside he wanted to end the suffering he kept putting himself through by the echoing scream of Max that was stuck in his head. Once Kowalski fell asleep he crept toward the sleeping Rico, or at least Private thought he was sleeping.
Skipper limped all night licking his waterless beak for a pinch of liquid to quench his life-threatening thirst. His dehydration was the least of his troubles, through...
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Author's Note: It's been FOREVER since I continued this fanfic, hasn't it? :P Well, for those of you who forgot, this story is about Skipper dying and becoming a ghost, meeting William, who can hear and see him well. I hope any new readers of this story enjoy it, and like it, so enjoy the story!! :D

"I can't believe it still, it already seems like eternity, and it's only been three days, I miss him that much," whimpered Private. "Uh huh," grunted Rico with a small hint of sadness. "Remember men, he's still here with us, don't worry too badly, we'll eventually see him again once our times come,...
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Chapter 16: The Battle of Ga’Hoole

Not an hour after the battle of emperorland ended, Soren, Digger, Gylfie, Kowalski and Pat arrived at the Great Ga’Hoole tree. “All right, looks like they have been attacking for some time.” Kowalski said. “Okay, Soren and I are going to go into the tree to see if anybody is left here.”

Soren and Pat soon arrived at Soren’s hallow, but nobody was in his hallow, except for Mrs. Plithiver. She was called Mrs. P by Soren and was his family’s nest made snake. “Mrs. P, It’s me Soren.” “Soren! It’s so good to hear you.” She is a blind...
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Chapter 15: The Battle for Emperorland

Mumble, Otulissa, Skipper, and 25 guardians flew into emperorland. “Mumble!” “Ma! What the heck has been going on!?” “It’s been awful! The skuas have been attacking us, saying that if we don’t join something call the Tytonic Union of the Pure Ones, they would destroy us. Your father stood up to them, but…” “But what?” “They kidnapped him!” “Don’t worry. We will find him!”
Elsewhere in emperorland, Memphis was being interrogated by the Striga. “Now, tell me, where is your son!?” “I told you, I don’t know! He was...
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Chapter 8: the Melee for the master thief
It was time start Operation: Save Sly from Certain Doom. “Bentley, where is the signal from Sly’s GPS coming from?” Pat asked. “It looks like the signal is coming from Coney Island.” “Oh, no. That is extremely bad news!” “Why?” “This means that Dr. Blowhole has him.” Kowalski said. “Who’s Dr. Blowhole?” Mumble asked. “Apparently, he’s the penguins arch enemy.” Marlene stated. “Not apparently, he is our arch enemy. He is pure evil, with skin surprisingly pleasant to the touch. Be afraid, be very afraid Mumble!” Skipper...
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I was sitting on a bench in the park. I was doing nothing but looking around me. Then, Officer X comes by.
Officer X: Hey you!
Me: Oh no, not you again.
Officer X: You know, you and your penguin friends still didn't finish me off!
Me: Excuse me? I think I finished you off in our last fight!
Officer X: Well, you fellas better watch your backs. I'll be on you like sweet and sour sauce on chicken!
Me: (thoughts) Don't harm him, don't harm him. If the penguins can deal with him, I can, too.
Officer X: Oh, what's wrong? Afraid to take me on? Giving up because those penguins aren't around? (laughing)
Me:...
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posted by RockOnPenguin
It was a sunny morning. Skipper was outside enjoying the fresh air. Marlene was with him.
M: Look at the colorful butterflies!
Marlene watched as the flamboyant creatures floated on by.
S: They sure look beautiful, Marlene.
Suddenly everything got dark. As if nighttime came upon them with great speed.
S: *YAWNS* I think I may take a nap on this soft grass.
M: *yawn* Me too!
Then Skipper and Marlene fell into a deep sleep.
When they finally woke up, they were in an unfamiliar area.
S: Where are we?
M: I don't know.
???: I think I can answer that for you.
Skipper and Marlene looked to they're left and saw...
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Arlene pulled Marlene back to her habitat, and saw Private and Mandy kissing there. These two noticed her presence and blushed as they left their kiss.

"Private" Arlene started "would you be nice and leave?" Mandy changed her blushing to an annoied look.

"hmmm, o-ok. bye Mandy" Private left, not whithout another kiss in the cheeck of his lover. He slipped away, and Arlene crushed the newly-made wood door behind her.

"you two are going to know the new rules, and follow them, ok?" Arlene was making a verry serious tone in her voice, Mandy giggled as he asked a verry obvious question.

"why?"

"cause...
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posted by kivamarie
the next mourning I was the only one that woke up this mourning and was done drinking more water from the cactus and yet my mind was starting to play tricks on me to make me go crazy.

Me: (sees skipper still sleeping) good skipper is still sleeping (laughs like I'm crazy) gotta have something to eat (sees a knife)oh (crawls to the knife then picks up the knife) pretty pretty shiny shiny knife (starts stabbing the knife on my arm then my eye starts twitching then laughs like I'm crazy)

that's when skipper wakes up.

Skipper: (wakes up) huh? (sees me stabbing myself in the arm with a knife) Kiva!...
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