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posted by legendary7
The penguins were asleep in their bunks, but whispers from outside the habitat caught Private's attention. His eyes opened wide instantly. He leaped down and scanned his sleeping friends to see if they were awake.
P: "Kowalski, are you awake?"
K: "What is it, Private?"
P: "I thought I heard some one outside."
K: "Tell Skipper."
P: "Skippah,"
S: "Private! I'm trying to sleep!"
P: "Sorry, Skippah."
S: "Ugh, alright, Rico."
R: "Wah?"
S: "Go out and search for anything suspicious."
R: "Aye, aye,"
Rico waddled out sleepishly. As soon as Rico climbed out of the hatch and on top of the island, he let out a unalarmed screech. In a flash, Skipper rushed out and the other two followed. Standing in front of them, were Cecil and Brick. A van was parked outside the fence. Officer X sat in the driver's seat grinning. Before they could do anything else they were all tied together and a sack was pelted over them.
P: "Skippah!"
S: "Thanks a lot, Private."
K: "Where do you think they're taking us?"
R: "I don't know,"
B: "Where do we take them."
C: "Don't worry, Brick, I know a guy."
OX: "Yeah, I don't know about handing them to that guy. It might give me a bad repuatation for my next job."
C: "No one will find out. We won't have to deal with those penguins cause they'll be dead, so I don't see how we could get busted."
S: "What 'guy' was he talking about?"
P: "And what will he do with us?"
K: "I'm pretty sure it's probably illegal, since Officer X said it might ruin his repuatation."
Rico acted out as if he were being shot.
S: "No, it has to be something more painful and agonizingly slow. Like a form of animal cruelty, gentlemen."
P: "Don't let them hurt us, Skippah!"
The van came to a jerking hault. They heard the back of the van open. At once they all toppled out of the bag. The three foes stood beaming at them. Next to Cecil on his right was a lean man with a lit cigar in his mouth. His immense hairy arms were covered in a mix of tatoos and scars.
C: "See I told you I'd get you what you needed."
?: "Not bad, sometime in the rooms won't kill them, but that little one and the scrawny one won't stand a chance in the arena."
C: "Great, now pay up!"
OX: "I'll take half of that."
C: "Pleasure doing business with you."
Cecil turned to the penguins who were tied up.
B: "Bye-bye birdies."
The man grabbed them and carried them inside a condemned looking building. It seemed to not have been used in years. The first room they were in had stained yellow walls. Another man stood in there, in his hand was a needle. The man carrying them (TB = the boss) gave them to the other guy.(A = assasitant)
?: "Want me to tatoo 'em, boss?"
?: "Of course, I want you to tatoo them, idiot!"
S: "Needle!"
Skipper squirmed around struggling to get out of the man's heavy arms. The man smacked him with all his might. The man tatooed each one of them a five-digit number.
P: "Ow, it hurts, Skippah!"
S: "I know, Private, but you can't break."
R: "skjfgsdgdki sdshfs 78934."
K: "I got 78935,"
P: "I got 78936!"
S: "78937,"
TB: "Give them the gas."
A: "You got it."
He grasped them and threw them through the open door to his left. They all were undoubtibly frightned. Even though, Skipper would never admit it, he was anxious as well. Private hid behind Kowalski and a fog swept over the chamber. Everything went black....

Private rubbed his eyes. He sat up startledly and looked around fretfully. The setting surronding him was completely pitch-black. The temperature was humid and the air was filled with a pugenant, sickening smell. Shadowy figures were all around him, but their back black feathers made them all but impossible to distingush.
P: "Kowalski! Rico! Skipper!"
?: "Who?"
P: "Skipper!"
Private ran up to a penguin who he recongized as Skipper and wrapped his flippers around him, only to be greeted with an elbow to the face. The large penguin turned around mencingly.
?: "Back off, kid save the fighting for the arena and stay the heck away from me!"
P: "I'm sorry, I thought you were my friend! You have to help me find them! I'm scared and I don't know where I am! You have to help me!"
?: "Nope, no, I don't."
P: "Please! What are they going to do to us?!"
?: "You don't know where you're at? Wow, you are doomed. The thugs running this death trap used to run a dog fighting place here. After they got arrested for it they started doing penguin fights .... to the death."
P: "To the death!"
?: "Yep,"
P: "Can you help me find my friends? I'll repay you, I promise!"
?: "No, sorry, you're a few years too late."
The infuriated penguin pushed through the crowd. Private followed him determinedly. The penguin stopped.
?: "What do you want from me?!"
P: "Maybe, if you won't help me find my friends, we could become friends."
?: "Alright, fine, let's go, but shut up when I tell you."
P: "Okay, what's your name? Mine is Private."
?: "Ugh, I'm ........ well they call me Killer."
P: "Oh, is that your nickname?"
Ki: "Yeah, is Private your nickname?"
P: "No, they haven't gave me one yet. What is it like in the arena? Do you have friends or family here you got captured with?"
Ki: "Shut up."
P: "But I was just-"
Ki: "Zip it, or we're turning around. I'm not looking for a aquintance or buddy or whatever you call your friends. I'm just taking you to your friends so I can be alone!"
P: "You like being alone?"
Ki: "I never said I ..... would you stop!"
P: "Gosh, when's feeding time?"
Ki: "Feeding time? There is no feeding time! The only time you even see food is in the arena."
P: "Oh dear! Can we stop and rest for the night, Killah, I'm tired."
Ki: "Fine"
Private lied down and made himself comfortable. Once Killer was asleep Private tip-toed up to a hole in the wall and looked through it. Private wasn't the only one having a rough time. Kowalski got to his feet warily. Rubbing the back of his head, he was oblivious to the queue about to run into him. They plowed into him and ran over him. Their faces terrified, they screamed in terror.
K: "What's happening?!"
No one answered. They all ran past him until he saw a man with a whip in his fist by his side was a dog, his mouth-watering dazing at the fleeing penguins. The man looked at his dog.
M: "Alright, Mutt, you can have one."
Kowalski hustled for his life away from
the man. He didn't look back until the sound of a yell echoed in his ears. The man retreated the whip and grasped a muscluar penguin lying on the ground. Blood drizzled down his back. Kowalski kept running. His head was directed in the direct of the painfilled penguin, so he ran into some one.
K: "Ouch, sorry! About that I wasn't watching ...."
Kowalski met the penguin's deep brown eyes.
?: "Don't worry about it, I'm Nicole. What's your name?"
K: "Kowalski, and where are we, Nicole?"
Nicole explained to Kowalski all about where they were and how frightening it was.
posted by peacebaby7
Antarctica

Kowalski: "Private...How do you feel?"

Private: "I...I don't know...I feel...weird..."

Kowalski: "Weird how?"

Private: "I...I don't really remember much of what went on in there..."

Kowalski: "What do you remember?"

Private: "Um...I remember bits & pieces..."

Kowalski: "What do you mean?"

Private: "There are a lot of things a bit fuzzy..."

Skipper: "Well, I'm sure it'll come back to you." *slaps on back*

Private: Hmmm, I'm sure there was something about my uncle...oh well, I'd remember if it were that important...

Skipper: "You know? We make a good team."

Kowalski: "Agreed. We handled that...
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posted by peacebaby7
Underground Lair

Skipper: "OK, you have me you one-eyed freak. So what do you want me for?"

Blowhole: "You have no idea how long I have been waiting for this moment..."

Skipper: "Yeah, yeah, get on with it. I've been told I have a gift you want. Did I miss your birthday, flippy?" *says sarcastically*

Blowhole: "DON'T CALL ME THAT!"

Skipper: "Why? Did I hurt your feelings?"

Blowhole: *slaps him* "Oh, I will enjoy killing you..."

Skipper: "Killing me? What did I ever do to you?"

Blowhole: "I guess daddy dearest never told you."

Skipper: "Told me what?"

Blowhole: "Skipper...Your father was a secret agent."...
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posted by peacebaby7
Antarctica

Skipper: "I can't believe we fell for that cute & cuddly act Private put on."

Kowalski: "Yes, we fell for it like first year hatchlings."

Rico: *sadly* "Uh-huh."

Skipper: "So...Now that we're probably miles off course...where do we go from here?"

Kowalski: *looks at stars* "Well, according to the stars...we should find water...that way." *points in direction*

Skipper: "You got that from the stars?"

Kowalski: "Yeah. I spent some time studying the solar system, star charts, solar radiation--"

Skipper: "--In Americano please."

Kowalski: "I learned a lot of space stuff."

Skipper: "Oh. Well...we...
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posted by peacebaby7
Antarctica

Skipper: *practicing his regular morning self defense techniques*

(????): "I see you've learned a lot in the past 2 years..."

Skipper: *stops abruptly & looks around while in battle position* "Who was that?! Where are you?!"

(????): "Do not look so frightened. I mean you no harm..."

Skipper: *looks frantically around but sees no one* "Where are you?! Show yourself! I'm not afraid of you!"

(????): "Ah, Skipper. You have so much anger. Just because your parents were taken from you it doesn't mean you should take it out on everyone else..."

Skipper: "WHERE ARE YOU!?"

(????): *taps Skipper's...
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posted by peacebaby7
Antarctica

*enter Susan to a sick Caleb bearing fish soup, an egg is seen rapped in blankets next to Caleb*

Susan: "Here eat this. You need to keep your strength up."

Caleb: "Susan, we both know I'm dying. I can feel it. My mother had the same symptoms. She was gone within 3 days."

Susan: "No. You can't leave me. We have to raise our baby...It must have a father!"

Caleb: "I know you will take good care of our son or daughter. Why don't you get your brother to help you?"

Susan: "He's gone all the time. I barely get to see him."

Caleb: "Susan, he can help you during migration. That's about the only...
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posted by peacebaby7
*penguins are doing routine exercises in their habitat on an early Wednesday...*

Skipper: "Punch, kick, molch, bob & weave, weave & bob, pleeay, & punch. Well, that concludes our exercises for the day, men! So Kowalski, you wanted to tell me something this morning?"

Kowalski: "Oh, yes. A fax was sent to the zoo yesterday at about 8:30 am. It said a new resident was coming to the zoo."

Skipper: "New resident? When?"

Kowalski: "Tomorrow at about 5:30 pm."

Skipper: "Species?"

Kowalski: "Asian otter. Female."

Skipper: "Otter? They already have the habitat set up?"

Kowalski: "Yep. She's got...
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Defeating the Lobsters: Take 1

*penguins begin battling the lobsters*

Group of Lobsters: *jump on Skipper & Kowalski* "Lobster pile!"

Blowhole/Julien: *turn around, begin strolling to the control panel & stop abruptly*
...
Director: *looks at cameramen* *sigh* "Do you see what I have to work with here? Where's Mort?
*reaches for cell phone--* "And where's my cell phone?! *sees Mort in far corner*

Mort: *playing with Director's cell phone* "You can be my friend! And you can be my friend! Oh! And you can be my friend, too!"

Director: "Do I even want to know how he got that?"

Defeating the Lobsters:...
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Inflatium Diagnosis: Take 1

Kowalski: "...Julien! You must stay away from Skipper!"

Julien: "You will listen to me! I will party-se--"

*--Kowalski slams door in his face*

Julien: "OW MAN! YOU TOTALLY JUST HIT MY NOSEY PARTS WITH THE DOOR!"

Kowalski: "Oops..." *giggling like a school girl on the inside*

Inflatium Diagnosis: Take 2

Kowalski: "...Julien! You must stay away from Skipper!"

Julien: "You will listen to me! I will party-se--"

*--Kowalski slams door in his face*

Julien: "OW! YOU ARE TOTALLY DOING THIS ON PURPOSE! GET THE DOOR OFF MY HAND! GET IT OFF..."

Kowalski: *opens door* "Sorry...Are yo--"...
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New Leonard: Take 1

Rat King: "...Awwww! C'mon! There's no fun in beating up a sleeping guy!
...
Not that I won't or anything..."

Private: "Skipper! Look!"

Leonard: *snores*

RK: *shakes Leonard*

Director: "He really went to sleep this time didn't he..."

New Leonard: Take 2

Private: "Skipper! Look!"

Leonard: *jumps out of RK's arms*

Leonard's Dream: Gosh, Princess SelfRespectra! You'll be my best friend forever & ever!!

*RK struggles to keep Leonard from hugging him*

Leonard: "It's better to be friends than to own friends..."

RK: "What are you doing?!"

Leonard: "Hugs are happiness circles! We mate with...
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Broken Urn: Take 1

DoW: "Fine. Let's see what this body can do...Kick in the face!" *kicks Private in the face*

DoW: "Oh evil, I've miss--Hugs are the best medicine!"

Director: "Cut! That line comes later!"

DoW: "Well I am in a Lunacorn's body, it's not like I can help it."

Broken Urn: Take 2

DoW: "Fine. Let's see what this body can do...Kick in the face!" *kicks Private in the face*

DoW: "Oh evil, I've missed you."

*Runs away*

Skipper: "Stop that pink play pony!
...Wow! There's just no way to make that sound manly!"

Chase Scene: Take 1

Skipper: *knocks DoW off his feet*

DoW: "Oh you wanna dance, prom...
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Kissing Scene: Take 1

Kowalski: "No...hard...feelings?"

Hen: "You've meddled with mental powers you can't begin to comprehend, Kowalski! My wrath will be fierce! But by golly you are one salsy dancer!"

*Hen begins kissing Kowalski*

Hen: "Blech! What have you been eating?!?!"

Kowalski: "Fish. I'm a penguin. Do the math."

Kissing Scene: Take 2

Kowalski: "No...hard...feelings?"

Hen: "You've meddled with mental powers you can't begin to comprehend, Kowalski! My wrath will be fierce! But by golly you are one salsy dancer!"

*Hen walks toward Kowalski*

Kowalski: "WAIT! Do we really have to have this scene?"...
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Joey's Pen: Take 1

Julien: "...Ha! Into your face penguin!"

Skipper: "Sh-sh-ssssh! Don't make a sound, we're in James's pen!
...
Blast! That's not right!"

Joey's Pen: Take 2

Skipper: "Sh-sh-ssssh! Don't make a sound, we're in Joey's pen!"

Julien: "Who's Joey?"

*Joey awakens & approaches them*

Skipper: "That's Joey."

Julien: "A kangaroo! Oooh! How cute!"

*Joey kicks Julien*

Joey: "Joey don't rightly appreciate trespassers mates, makes me mad!"

Skipper: "Now look, marsupal, we don't--"

Director: "Cut!"

Skipper: "What?! What did I say?"

Director: "MarsuPIAL, not marsupal."

Skipper: "Blast!"...
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posted by WaffleCrazed
Lame title is lame~
2nd November 2120, 11.35 am
It's going to be the 100th anniversary since the countries combined to make one big country, UNITY, with 4 main states; NorthStar, SouthCity, EastCavern and WestSide. 100 since Dictator fused them together and used a ray gun to slow his aging. On himself. Sixteen years of my life had been under the same roof of that drunk who was my father. Two years, one week, 3 hours and 5 minutes I had been serving Dictator. The one who caused us this pain of living. There was snow almost all year round. It was his fault.
Manfredi suggested after I escaped that...
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posted by sweetyKneul
Rico was in a kind of desert. No trees or bushes could be seen.
He looked around. As expected, he was alone.
He didn’t know what he should do so he just went through the desert.
After about ten minutes, he saw it. The flag!
"That was easy." He said, and wanted to run on to the flag.
But before he could even make a move, he noticed a movement on the left side.
He turned around and almost started to laugh!
A unicorn!
A sweet little baby unicorn!
That was all!
He ran a few yards to the foal. It whinnied happily.
"Okay, come here, I'll just beat you up and nothing else." He said.
The colt whinnied again...
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posted by CuteCuddly
*Private's PoV*

The only reason we survive the explosion, is because of bad luck...which turns out to be GOOD luck.

We were running-well, CC and Skippah were runnning, I was being carried by Skippah. And CC trips and falls down a hidden staircase that goes down to a basement. Skippah quickly follows. Mere seconds before the explosion, we make it to the bottom and hear:

"THREE...TWO...ONE...!"

The whole base violently shakes and causes all of us to loose our balance, and collapse to the ground. We feel the heat from deep underground, which tells us the danger we were in just seconds ago.

We were...
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I was sitting on a bench in the park. I was doing nothing but looking around me. Then, Officer X comes by.
Officer X: Hey you!
Me: Oh no, not you again.
Officer X: You know, you and your penguin friends still didn't finish me off!
Me: Excuse me? I think I finished you off in our last fight!
Officer X: Well, you fellas better watch your backs. I'll be on you like sweet and sour sauce on chicken!
Me: (thoughts) Don't harm him, don't harm him. If the penguins can deal with him, I can, too.
Officer X: Oh, what's wrong? Afraid to take me on? Giving up because those penguins aren't around? (laughing)
Me:...
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posted by RockOnPenguin
It was a sunny morning. Skipper was outside enjoying the fresh air. Marlene was with him.
M: Look at the colorful butterflies!
Marlene watched as the flamboyant creatures floated on by.
S: They sure look beautiful, Marlene.
Suddenly everything got dark. As if nighttime came upon them with great speed.
S: *YAWNS* I think I may take a nap on this soft grass.
M: *yawn* Me too!
Then Skipper and Marlene fell into a deep sleep.
When they finally woke up, they were in an unfamiliar area.
S: Where are we?
M: I don't know.
???: I think I can answer that for you.
Skipper and Marlene looked to they're left and saw...
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posted by stlouisfan
(Morning)

Skipper was the first one awake the very next morning; followed shortly by Rico and Kowalski. Skipper walked over to his coffee urn and began brewing some coffee.

"Well boys, what's on the agenda today?" Skipper asked as the coffee urn began gurgling.

Kowalski was about to answer when he noticed that Private's bunk was empty.

"Ummm... Skipper it appears that Private isn't here," Kowalski said as pointed at Private's bunk.

Skipper looked over and let out a little growl.

"Seriously? What is going on with Private? I don't mind it if it's for the guests, but if it gets in the way of our training...
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the next mourning.

Me: (wakes up) mourning guys.

Everyone: mourning Kiva.

Me: (gets out one snack and a bottle of water from my backpack)

Mort: why did you get snack and water?

Me: because the snack will give me energy and water will make me hydrate Mort (eats my snack then drinks a little bit of water).

Skipper: you're lucky Kiva. the rest of us need water as well you know.

Me: I know Skipper maybe all of us should go look for water.

Maurice: what?!

Marlene: Kiva are you crazy there are wild animals out there plus you're injured!

Me: I maybe injured Marlene but what choose do I have? I can't risk you...
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A police officer is in front of the zoo standing by a dead body. Kowalski and Private walk to the officer.
K: (takes off shades) Alright, what do we have here?
Officer: The victim was punched, pounded, murdered, then slammed into the zoo wall.
K: Good golly. I can imagine someone who'll get pissed.
P: It's hard to tell from the blood and bruises, but it's DEFINITELY Marlene. I'd recognize that white and brown fur anywhere.
K: From the looks of it, a human might've been too big to make an attack like that. And some of our enemies from Hoboken would be unable to do such attacks.
Officer: (coming out...
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