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Prisoner Escaped: Take 1

*Blowhole enters laughing with lobster minion throwing fish in his mouth*

Julien: *hangs on the bottom of the cage laughing* "Question...Why are we laughing?"

Blowhole: "Question! How did the prisoner escape?!"

Julien: "The prisoner escaped!? Is he dangerous?!"

Blowhole: "No...And apparently he isn't very bright..."

Julien: "Oh...I know the type...So let's talk!" *steps on buttons on Blowhole's segway type vehicle, which causes it to lurch forward*

Julien: *flung into Blowhole's face, but slips off & goes over his head* "AAAAAAAAH--OOMPH!
...
Oh, that smarts!"

Blowhole: Maybe I should lay off the moisturizer...

Prisoner Escaped: Take 2


Blowhole: "No...And apparently he isn't very bright..."

Julien: "Oh...I know the type...So let's talk!" *steps on buttons on Blowhole's segway type vehicle, which causes it to lurch forward*

*Julien flies off the controls & into Blowhole's face, covering his eyes*

Blowhole: "AAAAAAH! I CAN'T SEE!"

Julien: "Then I will be your eyes! Turn left! Turn right! Now do a loopy loo!"

Blowhole: "Get off me!"

Julien: *jumps off & Blowhole uncontrollably runs into a wall, causing him to fall down*

Julien: *runs up to Blowhole* "See?! We make an excellent team!"

Blowhole: "What?"

Julien: "I am willing to overlook your fishiness."

Blowhole: "A dolphin is not a fish! I am all mammal, I assure you..."

Julien: "If you say so! Fishy face..."

Blowhole: "No! Really! Why do you think I have this hole on my head?!"

Julien: "Yeah, I was trying not to...stare at that..."

Blowhole: "To breathe! Oxygen! Mammal!"

Julien: "Whatever you say..."

Blowhole: "Wait, what? You actually believe that a dolphin is a fish?"

Julien: "Duh..."

*Blowhole & Julien get into a large argument as they speak simultaneously*

Director: "Cut! Are you 2 really gonna have this argument now?"

Blowhole/Julien together: "Yes!" *continue arguing*

Director: *sigh*

Prisoner Escaped: Take 3

Julien: "Yeah, I was trying not to...stare at that..."

Blowhole: "To breathe! Oxygen! Mammal!"

Julien: "Then you & I are much alike!"

Blowhole: "Oh, please...Lobsters!"

*lobsters approach & attempt to help Blowhole up*

Blowhole: "OW! You're poking me..."

Lobster 1: "Can't help it doc..."

Julien: "Yoohoo! My hands are all soft...& Oh! Look at that! What is this!? Thumbs! 2 of them! They make my hands handy for picking things up..."

Blowhole: *angrily* "Fine..."

Julien: *begins to help Blowhole up...* "Oooh! Your skin is surprisingly pleasant to the touch!"

Blowhole: "Always make time to moisturize..."

Julien: *tries to pick Blowhole up...then Blowhole falls back on top of him* "Owie! Dude! Eat some lettuce!"

Blowhole: "Lift some weights!"

Julien: :P

Blowhole: :P

Prisoner Escaped: Take 4

Julien: *begins to help Blowhole up...* "Oooh! Your skin is surprisingly pleasant to the touch!"

Blowhole: "Always make time to moisturize..."

*Blowhole is re-positioned back on his segway type vehicle*

Julien: "So, I have a proposal for you...Not the marriage kind of proposal...A different kind..."

Blowhole: "Hold that thought..." *opens mouth wanting fish*

Lobster 2: "I'm on top of it doc!"

end of scene 2

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Love 01.19.15

There is a price to pay when it comes to “love.”

If anyone knows that, it’s me. No one truly knows how hard my job is. They think I make it look so easy. That’s because I have to bury my emotions to make the hard decisions. I have to feel nothing. I can’t cry, I can’t feel pain, and I most definitely can not let my anger alter my judgement.

Today, I lost two good soldiers. Manfredi and Johnson, my brothers in arms. And I hold myself accountable.

What many people don’t realize is that war is a duty. The only real choice is whether you accept it, and what you fight for....
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They all gasped as their minds finally grasped who the creature in front of their sub was. Leroy thought his heart was going to explode as he stared into the eyes of the shark. He was finding it increasingly hard to breathe, and the interior seemed to be growing smaller by the minute. "Dexter," he breathed out.

Private shot a worried glance at the turtle. "Leroy? Are you all right?"

Despite his best efforts, memories were being pushed to the front of his mind. Unwillingly, Leroy was reliving the terror he felt when Dexter had managed to kidnap him some years ago. Outside the sub, Dexter laughed...
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Source: The Penguins of Madagascar Trailer 2
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Source: Penguins of Madagascar Trailer 2
"Psst! Skipper! Get up," whispered Sky into his ear-hole whilst shaking him. After a few seconds, Skipper opened his eyes groggily and sat up to look at her. "Why the duce did you wake me up SO early?" he asked, slipping out of bed. Sky grinned sheepishly, pulled out the back up calendar and pointed to the date. 'March 31st - April 7th, Prank Week' thought Skipper flatly. "Alright, I'm up. So what's the pranking agenda of the day?" quieried Skipper as he raised a nonexistent eyebrow.
"Ohhhhhh Skippy, THINK FAST!" shouted Emily, appearing in front of them with a rope wrapped around her webbed...
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The Sky was dark and it was looked a little red; bloody. As if it knew what had happened. They looked around, the city looked dark and evil, streets were deserted and it looked as if the city was abandoned.
“We need some support” Skipper said.
“We have this” Johnson said and gave them a shortwave transmitter.
“It doesn’t work here but we can try” Katherine took it “Can someone hear us? We need a help”
No answer.
“Send us a helicopter or information about Blowhole or anything” Skipper said.
“That doesn’t work. We have to separate”
“We’re only four. How can we surround...
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posted by peacebaby7
Tick...Tock...Tick...Tock...Tick...Tock...

The clock read 2027 hours. Just four hours and thirty-three minutes until October 31st, Halloween. The zoo was scheduled to be open for only half a day tomorrow. Children would come in little ghost, ghoul, and goblin costumes, poised to scare the living daylights out of the passerby's.

"Alright boys. What did we talk about?" Skipper asked his team in the HQ.

"Um..." Private began, but Skipper cut him off.

"Remember Private, I don't like it when you start your sentences with 'Um'."

"Aye. Sorry Skipper."

"'s alright. Stay frosty. Now back to my question."...
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She didn't think it would matter if she told him how different she feels. She does her best to eliminate traces of the past, so it wouldn't matter, right? She does her best not to be that angry around Kowalski, so, it shouldn't be a problem, right? She secretly didn't have a true motivation to calm down until she first met Kowalski, so it's easy to manage, right? If the world would go as planned, maybe. Maybe it does go by some plan, but not her plan.
When Kowalski entered their apartment after getting some materials from Brooklyn, he saw Monique on the couch, staring at the ceiling in serious...
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1849 hours

Private and Rico lead Kowalski to Marlene's habitat it hopes that she could help them in helping Kowalski regain his memory. When they arrived, they found Marlene swimming in her pond. She noticed them approaching and jumped out, drying her fur as she walked up to them. "Hey guys! What's up!? And...where's Skipper?" She asked looking around. Kowalski whispered to Private. "Who's that?" Private walked over to Marlene. "Uh, Marlene...There was an...incident...Kowalski doesn't remember anything. Not even us." Marlene gasped. "Oh my goodness! What happened?" She asked putting her paw...
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User: Hello silly robot! I am King Julien! You may begin da worshiping!

Cleverbot: I think you're the one hallucinating here, mister giant purple talking weasel.

User: I am not a weasel!! I am a lemur!

Cleverbot: No, you are not a woman, you are a bot. Humans feel emotions. Can you feel true emotions yourself?

User: You are being stupid-y!

Cleverbot: No, you are being stupid!

User: You!

Cleverbot: You're kind of dumb.

User: Hey that's what the Skipper penguin tells me!

Cleverbot: Sorry, you can use it. I'll find something else to say.

User: What? Eh never mind..

Cleverbot: No, I want to know who she is!...
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Chapter 3: The Rise of the guardians

It was a beautiful summer’s night on the island of hoole, where Soren, along with his best friend Gylfie, Twilight, and Digger, are departing on a mission for the Ga’Hoole Tree. “Dad, can we come along with you?” asked Soren’s three daughters, Bell, Blythe, and Bash. “No, but perhaps someday you can. Pelli, are you sure you’re okay?” “Yes, I’ll be fine, now go. What’s your mission this time?” “Well, we’re investigating the disappearances of several owlets and we also got a tip, that the Pure Ones, now being led by the Striga,...
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*Guys, i am sorry the picture may be sideways, but my computer does'nt want 2 work with me today! :P* please note that i don't write these articles on "Fan's of Pom" cz Starlite is my only OC and cz she...Isn't gonna stay or be in all my stories.* *ENJOY!"

Excuse me? Since when on this Earth can you tell me what to do?" Skipper had started to get extremely irritated and violent towards Starlite. "Because! i am a come from JOBURG! In joburg we do things our way! So back off table-head!...i wanted to start fresh here! i thought that New York would be my new home!i could finally make new friends!"...
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posted by alexrusso-213
Private:U TAKE THAT BACK U-U-U-PERSON!!!!!
Alex:make me pen-gu-in
Skipper:UR DOING SOMETHING U DON'T WANT TO DO SISTER
Alex:Grrr
Ron:um.....what happen?
Mars:who are u?
Private:oh sorry for being rude.I am private
Kowalski: Kowalski this is Rico
Rico:hello
Skipper:skipper
Harry:Harry
Alex:Alex
Mars:Mariella
Ron:Ron
Hermione:hermione
Alex:why are we in nets?
Mars:same here
Ron:BLOODY MERLIN!!!
Alex:hey I just realize that u and hermy are in the same nets wow
Mars:I am so lonely
Harry:can u please get us out of here!?
Private:sure (cuts open nets)
Alex:I feel so free
Kowalski:u only be there for 3 mintes
Alex:3 mintes is long in my world
Ron:I can't believe I was in a net with
Alex and mars:hermione
Kolwaski:(
Alex :P
     Unlikely Rivalry

    It’s a Saturday night and the penguins are at the HQ, but there was a certain penguin that was only focused on the television, and it wasn’t Private this time. It was Skipper.

“Alright come on, go, go, go, goal, and the Penguins score again!”

“That’s great, and that means that the Penguins tie it up and the game is going to overtime!” said Kowalski.

“Yup and soon the Penguins will beat the-”

But before Skipper could finish his statement, the otters Brandon and Marlene came in.

“Hey guys!” said Marlene.

“What’s...
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Me:well I got a letter
Skipper:who be seading you letters
Me:I don't know
The letter says: HogWarts school for witchcraft and wizardy
The penguins look up
Me:what?
Skipper:Alex your a wizard you have to go I'll sign
Me:I know but guess what I get to see Harry yes
Skipper:well you sead owl post
Me:tons I promise
At HogWarts
Me:Harry,Ron,Hermoie hi
Harry:maybe you'll be a griffendory
Me:I hope so to
At the sorting cermony
The hat:griffendory!
Me:YES
Harry:congrats Alex
Me:thanks you know I miss the penguins
The doors swing open and hagrid comes in and guess who came with him
posted by Katie_Kat200
Chapter One is finished, here's Chapter 2. Finally, Kowalski goes sugar crazy! Lets see how this all unfolds *gets out popcorn*

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Skipper woke up suddenly to an explosion. He looked at the clock. An explosion in Kowalski's lab? At 6:30 in the morning?

Another explosion. Kowalski usually isn't this bad… Skipper thought as he carefully made his way to the lab door. He heard maniacal laughter from behind the steel door.

"Oh great, he probably made himself evil," Skipper thought fearfully, opening the door very carefully....
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posted by 67Dodge
Private was shifting in his chair uncomfortably, he knew that his mother had commited more than 3 murders and since he's in California, it could be a 3 strike case. He cried a bit in his sleep when he heard his mother was going to most likely have a 3 strike case and have her gone for life in jail. 'I don't want you guys to stay here!! I just want my mum!!' cried Private when Kowalski had asked him if they could stay one more night. 'I'm sorry Private, we have to take her, she's commited crimes, we have to keep her in jail,' Kowalski had explained often. 'MOMMY!!!! Where are you?!' yelled Private,...
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Just wondering... is anyone actually reading this??? Let me know!
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Kowalski walked into the HQ a few minutes later - still not remembering what had happened that night - to find Skipper, Rico, Private, and even Katrina already awake. Marlene was also there, being comforted by Katrina - she seemed to be quite shaken up over something.

"Kowalski!" Skipper barked. "Where were you?"

"I woke up in the park." Kowalski said in a dazed voice. "I must have been sleepwalking or something of the sort."

"See to it that it doesn't happen again."...
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Hey! Here’s another installment. The song is from the BEST southern rock band of all time – AEROSMITH!!!

I could stay awake just to hear you breathing'
Watch you smile while you are sleeping
While you're far away and dreaming
I could spend my life in this sweet surrender
I could stay lost in this moment forever
Where every moment spent with you is a moment I treasure

Marlene couldn’t believe it. She was faithful that Skipper was just trapped under the bell, and could not break free. The bell was at an angle with the ground, causing one side to be a crack above the concrete while the other was...
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