(Warning: All of These Are Not True and Just For Entertainment Purposes.)
Skipper Used To Be The Self Respecting, Dim-Witted King, and Julien Used To Be The Commando Guy. A Freak Accident Switched Their Minds.
Mort Used To Think Dan Schneider Delivered Presents Around The World on Christmas, Until He Came In Touch With The King's Feet.
Private Thinks My Little Pony and Lunicorns Are Made By Hasbro, Even Though Lunicorns are Made By Mattel.
Marlene Is a secret Pegaster.
Kowalski's Smart phone Is From Verizon but He's So Hexy That Verizon Doesn't Give Him Bills.
When Skipper Gets Stung, He Never Feels It.
When Mort Watches Spongebob, He Jumps At The TV Trying To Eat The Characters, With Little Success.
Watch Penguins Of Madagascar! Or Not, Rico Gets Paid Either Way.
THE END!
Skipper Used To Be The Self Respecting, Dim-Witted King, and Julien Used To Be The Commando Guy. A Freak Accident Switched Their Minds.
Mort Used To Think Dan Schneider Delivered Presents Around The World on Christmas, Until He Came In Touch With The King's Feet.
Private Thinks My Little Pony and Lunicorns Are Made By Hasbro, Even Though Lunicorns are Made By Mattel.
Marlene Is a secret Pegaster.
Kowalski's Smart phone Is From Verizon but He's So Hexy That Verizon Doesn't Give Him Bills.
When Skipper Gets Stung, He Never Feels It.
When Mort Watches Spongebob, He Jumps At The TV Trying To Eat The Characters, With Little Success.
Watch Penguins Of Madagascar! Or Not, Rico Gets Paid Either Way.
THE END!
I am writing a pom and Twilight Zone crossover with 6 episodes, I'll make 3 more if it becomes popular. There will be death, smoking (the show is KNOWN 4 smoking), and randomness.
Rod Serling: I welcome you to-
Me: MOVE IT ROD! I'M HOSTING HERE NOT YOU!
Rod: I always host this show.
Me: TO BAD THIS IS UNDER MY COMMAND NOW!!!
*duck tapes Rod to the chair and throws him in the closet*
Me: As I was saying...Episode 1 is under way, so wait tommorow for it, Thank you for waiting
You unlock this door with the key to imagination, a dimension of sound, and a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind, as you travel along the sweep of imagination, and of things and ideas, you've crossed over into. The Twilight Zone.
Rod Serling: I welcome you to-
Me: MOVE IT ROD! I'M HOSTING HERE NOT YOU!
Rod: I always host this show.
Me: TO BAD THIS IS UNDER MY COMMAND NOW!!!
*duck tapes Rod to the chair and throws him in the closet*
Me: As I was saying...Episode 1 is under way, so wait tommorow for it, Thank you for waiting
You unlock this door with the key to imagination, a dimension of sound, and a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind, as you travel along the sweep of imagination, and of things and ideas, you've crossed over into. The Twilight Zone.