First I just want to thank you all for your wonderful comments on my bloopers. You all made me so so happy. Thanks again and I hope you enjoy this one as much as the last one. :`D
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Invasion: Take 1
Kowalski: (in nursery) Marlene! Over here!
Marlene: *doesn't notice*
Kowalski: *runs into door* Whoooa....Ow... *passes out*
Director: *in mutters* I told him not to actually run into the door....
Invasion: Take 2
Kowalski: (in nursery) Marlene! Over here!
Marlene: *doesn't notice*
Kowalski: *"runs" into door*
Marlene: *gets hit by fish* What the?!?! ....Kowalski?
Kowalski: *points to Space Squid*
Marlene: AAAAH! What...th...wh...
Kowalski: Space Squid! And I can only assume it's here for Invexpo. Invexpo is like an Earth technology buffet! Who knows what kind of world conquering devices he's lival to pilfer from there!
KJ: (offscreen) Oh! Well, lets see...there's that big laser thingy...the...uh...bigger laser thingy...uhhh...
Director: Julien....what are you doing?
KJ: Answering a simple question.
Director: But now we have to reshoot the scene...
KJ: Ooh! Can I be in it this time!
Director: T_T
Invasion: Take 3
Kowalski: *points to Space Squid*
Marlene: AAAAH! What...th...wh...
Kowalski: Space Squid! And I can only assume it's here for Invexpo. Invexpo is like an Earth technology buffet! Who knows what kind of world conquering devices he's lival to pilfer from there!
Marlene: OK...then...why is he landing in your habitat?
Kowalski: *stutters* WHAT!?!?!
SS: AHDOOBA! OHDOSOOBADOOBA!
KJ: Cuuuuut! That's director for shut up!
Director: OK, a few things...first...I'm the only one to say cut....second....I sound nothing like that...third...Why are you interrupting my scene AGAIN?!?!?!
KJ: Because! I understood, like, no words of that!
Director: You're not supposed to! It's a SPACE SQUID!
KJ: *mutters* I still say I should be in this scene...
Director: *facepalm*
Invasion: Take 4
Kowalski: *stutters* WHAT!?!?!
SS: AHDOOBA! OHDOSOOBADOOBA! *reaches in and pulls out the Extendo-grab*
Kowalski: The Extendo-grab? Why would...
SS: *makes finger motions with it*
Kowalski: Of course! Space Squids are dangerous enough with nothing but tentacles! If they master hand-finger technology they'll be unstoppable!
Marlene: *gasp* That's awful!
Kowalski: And awfully flattering! All the greatest gismos in the world and the squids want mine! I heart you too evil alien armatta!
Marlene: T_T
Kowalski: And...of course...they must be stopped...
Marlene: Skipper lives for this right!?
KJ: Hey! You know as you keep talking talking talking, and doing nothing nothing nothing, the Spacey Squid is learning more about that handy fingering technicality you were talking about earlier!?
Director: JULIEN!
KJ: Whaaaaat!?!? I'm just trying to make it more believable...
Director: >:(
Invasion: Take 5
Kowalski: And awfully flattering! All the greatest gismos in the world and the squids want mine! I heart you too evil alien armatta!
Marlene: T_T
Kowalski: And...of course...they must be stopped...
Marlene: Skipper lives for this right!?
Other penguins: *fly by on gismo*
Skipper: BREAKS! RICO! BREAKS!
Kowalski: Otherwise occupied....
Marlene: But you're trapped in the nursery! I mean who else could even...
Kowalski: *looks at Marlene*
Marlene: Ooooh boy...
Tractor Beam Extraction: Take 1
Kowalski: Come on Marlene...just like we planned it...Grab that tractor beam platform! Stop the space squids!
Marlene: *grabs tractor beam platform*
Kowalski: Yes! Now get out of there before LOOK BEHIND YOU!!
Marlene: Yeah! I know! How super spy awesome am I? Right? *sees SS, drops platform, jumps into penguin HQ*
Kowalski: Oh, the disk! The disk! THE DISK! He's going to escape! Oooooh...*faceflipper*
Marlene: *jumps out of HQ and salts SS* Ha! Eat salt squidy! Melt your ugly face! ...Not...melting....
KJ: Dude! Everybody knows that salt melts slugs! Did you just get the memo!?
Director: That's IT! Security!
KJ: What? No! You cannot be doing this to your king! HOW DARING OF YOU! *gets taken away*
Director: *sigh* OK...lets try this again....
Tractor Beam Extraction: Take 2
Marlene: *jumps out of HQ and salts SS* Ha! Eat salt squidy! Melt your ugly face! ...Not...melting....
Kowalski: *faceflipper* That would be slugs...salt...melts...slugs.
SS: *grabs Marlene*
Kowalski: NO! Over here! I'm the inventor!
Marlene: Kowalski! Help!
Kowalski: Let her go! You hypercrone galactic seafood!
SS: *jumps in front of Kowalski*
Kowalski: The bunny said it....
SS: *removes glass*
Kowalski: Alright...so that's how it's going down..huh?
SS: *laughs*
Kowalski: Yes...laugh away! I may only have half my body, but I still have all of my brain!
SS: *hits Kowalski/laughs*
Kowalski: Yes..I'd have to be crazy to take you on mono a mono...I'm plum loco....
SS: *repeatedly hits Kowalski*
KJ: *points to Kowalski* HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! HAHAHAHAHA!! You see? That is funny! Because it is not me! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Director: What? I thought...You were...How did you get back in here?!?!
KJ: There are ways director guy.
Director: *mutters* I need a vacation....
Tractor Beam Extraction: Take 3
Kowalski: Yes...laugh away! I may only have half my body, but I still have all of my brain!
SS: *hits Kowalski/laughs*
Kowalski: Yes..I'd have to be crazy to take you on mono a mono...I'm plum loco....
SS: *repeatedly hits Kowalski...picks him up*
KJ: *runs in front of camera using tail as boa* Oh I do declare! The spacity squid will take over the world? Who will help us? *back to normal voice* I, the handsome and brave, King Julien will save the day! *charges at Space Squid*
Director: OH! NOT AGAIN! SECURITY! DON'T LET HIM OUT OF YOUR SIGHT THIS TIME!
KJ: What!? I was a very good actor! Come on! I'm not in a single scene in this episode! *voice fades away as security takes him out of studio*
Tractor Beam Extraction: Take 4
Kowalski: Yes..I'd have to be crazy to take you on mono a mono...I'm plum loco....
SS: *repeatedly hits Kowalski...picks him up*
Marlene: Kowalski!
SS: *starts smacking Kowalski against the wall*
Kowalski: It's OK Marlene....I got backup...Commadore Fluffington....Why do you do nothing?
SG1: No! Don't go in there!
KJ: *flies in on Invexpo gismo* Weeeeeeee!!!!
Director: I thought I told you not to let him out of your sight!
SG2: He's very squirmy...
KJ: Eh....How do you stop this thing....HeeeEEEELP!! *crashes into nursery*
Director: OH COME ON NOW!!!!!!!
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So what do ya think? :D
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Invasion: Take 1
Kowalski: (in nursery) Marlene! Over here!
Marlene: *doesn't notice*
Kowalski: *runs into door* Whoooa....Ow... *passes out*
Director: *in mutters* I told him not to actually run into the door....
Invasion: Take 2
Kowalski: (in nursery) Marlene! Over here!
Marlene: *doesn't notice*
Kowalski: *"runs" into door*
Marlene: *gets hit by fish* What the?!?! ....Kowalski?
Kowalski: *points to Space Squid*
Marlene: AAAAH! What...th...wh...
Kowalski: Space Squid! And I can only assume it's here for Invexpo. Invexpo is like an Earth technology buffet! Who knows what kind of world conquering devices he's lival to pilfer from there!
KJ: (offscreen) Oh! Well, lets see...there's that big laser thingy...the...uh...bigger laser thingy...uhhh...
Director: Julien....what are you doing?
KJ: Answering a simple question.
Director: But now we have to reshoot the scene...
KJ: Ooh! Can I be in it this time!
Director: T_T
Invasion: Take 3
Kowalski: *points to Space Squid*
Marlene: AAAAH! What...th...wh...
Kowalski: Space Squid! And I can only assume it's here for Invexpo. Invexpo is like an Earth technology buffet! Who knows what kind of world conquering devices he's lival to pilfer from there!
Marlene: OK...then...why is he landing in your habitat?
Kowalski: *stutters* WHAT!?!?!
SS: AHDOOBA! OHDOSOOBADOOBA!
KJ: Cuuuuut! That's director for shut up!
Director: OK, a few things...first...I'm the only one to say cut....second....I sound nothing like that...third...Why are you interrupting my scene AGAIN?!?!?!
KJ: Because! I understood, like, no words of that!
Director: You're not supposed to! It's a SPACE SQUID!
KJ: *mutters* I still say I should be in this scene...
Director: *facepalm*
Invasion: Take 4
Kowalski: *stutters* WHAT!?!?!
SS: AHDOOBA! OHDOSOOBADOOBA! *reaches in and pulls out the Extendo-grab*
Kowalski: The Extendo-grab? Why would...
SS: *makes finger motions with it*
Kowalski: Of course! Space Squids are dangerous enough with nothing but tentacles! If they master hand-finger technology they'll be unstoppable!
Marlene: *gasp* That's awful!
Kowalski: And awfully flattering! All the greatest gismos in the world and the squids want mine! I heart you too evil alien armatta!
Marlene: T_T
Kowalski: And...of course...they must be stopped...
Marlene: Skipper lives for this right!?
KJ: Hey! You know as you keep talking talking talking, and doing nothing nothing nothing, the Spacey Squid is learning more about that handy fingering technicality you were talking about earlier!?
Director: JULIEN!
KJ: Whaaaaat!?!? I'm just trying to make it more believable...
Director: >:(
Invasion: Take 5
Kowalski: And awfully flattering! All the greatest gismos in the world and the squids want mine! I heart you too evil alien armatta!
Marlene: T_T
Kowalski: And...of course...they must be stopped...
Marlene: Skipper lives for this right!?
Other penguins: *fly by on gismo*
Skipper: BREAKS! RICO! BREAKS!
Kowalski: Otherwise occupied....
Marlene: But you're trapped in the nursery! I mean who else could even...
Kowalski: *looks at Marlene*
Marlene: Ooooh boy...
Tractor Beam Extraction: Take 1
Kowalski: Come on Marlene...just like we planned it...Grab that tractor beam platform! Stop the space squids!
Marlene: *grabs tractor beam platform*
Kowalski: Yes! Now get out of there before LOOK BEHIND YOU!!
Marlene: Yeah! I know! How super spy awesome am I? Right? *sees SS, drops platform, jumps into penguin HQ*
Kowalski: Oh, the disk! The disk! THE DISK! He's going to escape! Oooooh...*faceflipper*
Marlene: *jumps out of HQ and salts SS* Ha! Eat salt squidy! Melt your ugly face! ...Not...melting....
KJ: Dude! Everybody knows that salt melts slugs! Did you just get the memo!?
Director: That's IT! Security!
KJ: What? No! You cannot be doing this to your king! HOW DARING OF YOU! *gets taken away*
Director: *sigh* OK...lets try this again....
Tractor Beam Extraction: Take 2
Marlene: *jumps out of HQ and salts SS* Ha! Eat salt squidy! Melt your ugly face! ...Not...melting....
Kowalski: *faceflipper* That would be slugs...salt...melts...slugs.
SS: *grabs Marlene*
Kowalski: NO! Over here! I'm the inventor!
Marlene: Kowalski! Help!
Kowalski: Let her go! You hypercrone galactic seafood!
SS: *jumps in front of Kowalski*
Kowalski: The bunny said it....
SS: *removes glass*
Kowalski: Alright...so that's how it's going down..huh?
SS: *laughs*
Kowalski: Yes...laugh away! I may only have half my body, but I still have all of my brain!
SS: *hits Kowalski/laughs*
Kowalski: Yes..I'd have to be crazy to take you on mono a mono...I'm plum loco....
SS: *repeatedly hits Kowalski*
KJ: *points to Kowalski* HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! HAHAHAHAHA!! You see? That is funny! Because it is not me! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Director: What? I thought...You were...How did you get back in here?!?!
KJ: There are ways director guy.
Director: *mutters* I need a vacation....
Tractor Beam Extraction: Take 3
Kowalski: Yes...laugh away! I may only have half my body, but I still have all of my brain!
SS: *hits Kowalski/laughs*
Kowalski: Yes..I'd have to be crazy to take you on mono a mono...I'm plum loco....
SS: *repeatedly hits Kowalski...picks him up*
KJ: *runs in front of camera using tail as boa* Oh I do declare! The spacity squid will take over the world? Who will help us? *back to normal voice* I, the handsome and brave, King Julien will save the day! *charges at Space Squid*
Director: OH! NOT AGAIN! SECURITY! DON'T LET HIM OUT OF YOUR SIGHT THIS TIME!
KJ: What!? I was a very good actor! Come on! I'm not in a single scene in this episode! *voice fades away as security takes him out of studio*
Tractor Beam Extraction: Take 4
Kowalski: Yes..I'd have to be crazy to take you on mono a mono...I'm plum loco....
SS: *repeatedly hits Kowalski...picks him up*
Marlene: Kowalski!
SS: *starts smacking Kowalski against the wall*
Kowalski: It's OK Marlene....I got backup...Commadore Fluffington....Why do you do nothing?
SG1: No! Don't go in there!
KJ: *flies in on Invexpo gismo* Weeeeeeee!!!!
Director: I thought I told you not to let him out of your sight!
SG2: He's very squirmy...
KJ: Eh....How do you stop this thing....HeeeEEEELP!! *crashes into nursery*
Director: OH COME ON NOW!!!!!!!
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So what do ya think? :D
The End
I love The Penguins of Madagascar!
The only questions I ever ask are:
Why don't more people watch this show?
Those who don't like it need a tread on the toe!
It's so good, it should have it's own day!
14th of July? or the 5th of May?
This show is the ultimate key
to laughter, joy and NYC!
The more I watch this show, the more I see
the similarities between Mort and me!
I'm a sheep! Cockadoodledoo!
And I can be an easel, too!
I hope you all enjoyed this little rhyme!
Because, now, I've ran out of words that... rhyme.
The only questions I ever ask are:
Why don't more people watch this show?
Those who don't like it need a tread on the toe!
It's so good, it should have it's own day!
14th of July? or the 5th of May?
This show is the ultimate key
to laughter, joy and NYC!
The more I watch this show, the more I see
the similarities between Mort and me!
I'm a sheep! Cockadoodledoo!
And I can be an easel, too!
I hope you all enjoyed this little rhyme!
Because, now, I've ran out of words that... rhyme.
Fanguin: n. (fan·gu·en) A fan of The
Penguins of Madagascar, usually to the point
of being noticable by others. Fanguins can be
identified by penguins themed attire, DVDs,
Videogames, tatoos, plushies, etc. and rattling
off quotes from the television show at various
times thoroughout the day. Also identifiable by a
love of Fanpop, a fansite. Some fanguins are
highly dangerous, crazy, and unpredictable, while
others are mild-mannered citizens with a hidden
obsession.
There are various classifications for fanguins, such as:
•Kowalski’s Fangirls
•Skipper’s Crew
•Private’s Adorers
•Rico’s Renegades
•Marlene’s Mammals
•Dr. Blowhole’s Minions
•*Skilene’s Fans and Foes
•And various OCs and fan pairings subcategories
*:See seperate entry
Penguins of Madagascar, usually to the point
of being noticable by others. Fanguins can be
identified by penguins themed attire, DVDs,
Videogames, tatoos, plushies, etc. and rattling
off quotes from the television show at various
times thoroughout the day. Also identifiable by a
love of Fanpop, a fansite. Some fanguins are
highly dangerous, crazy, and unpredictable, while
others are mild-mannered citizens with a hidden
obsession.
There are various classifications for fanguins, such as:
•Kowalski’s Fangirls
•Skipper’s Crew
•Private’s Adorers
•Rico’s Renegades
•Marlene’s Mammals
•Dr. Blowhole’s Minions
•*Skilene’s Fans and Foes
•And various OCs and fan pairings subcategories
*:See seperate entry