Warning:some material might be better for older fanguins.
Setting: 124 Conch St.
Time: 10:40pm
Spongebob: another year another blimp.
Sandy: Yea, we have so many you'd think we were in possession of an air hanger full of blimps.
Spongebob: how about we go up to my room and discuss ways to celebrate?
Squidward: I never thought I'd say this, but sure, why not?
(They all go up to spongebob's room and 3 ninjas come in through the windows, vandalizing the living room and spray painting "Penguins rule" on the walls)
(Sandy comes down and sees what's going on)
Sandy: gosh darn it! Guys, it's them penguin lovers again!
Ninja 1: (takes off mask and reveals to be Monique) We prefer the term fanguins.
SpongeBob: This is the 10th time this week. When are you going to stop?
Ninja 2: (takes off mask to reveal to be Peacebaby) When you finally admit well deserved defeat. (about to beat up spongebob with a blimp)
Monique: (holds Peacebaby back) steady, pork broccoli.
Squidward: I'm only saying this because I'm involved, but it's not spongebob's fault that we keep beating those birds.
Ninja 3: (takes off mask and reveals to be brightlamps) Penguins! They are penguins!
Monique: (to PB) look around to find something. (PB looks around)
Sandy: All you're going to find is our victory spread all over the place.
Brightlamps: Don't rub it in. You're going to make me sick.
Monique: Figuratively, yes, but it might be sea sickness actually.
SpongeBob: What makes you think that we shouldn't have won, anyway?
Monique: The Penguins have so much more in one feather than you guys have in New Kelp City and Bikini Bottom! They've got action, education, strength, they aren't the annoying neighbor...
Peacebaby: (getting up from behind the TV) I think I've got something! (holds up a video tape)
SpongeBob: (eyes widen) DON'T PUT ON THE TAPE!!! (the three charge over to PB)
Brightlamps: I got Squidward. (pins Squidward down)
Monique: (pins SpongeBob and Sandy down) Play it, Pencil Breaker!
PeaceBaby: (puts on tape) With pleasure, Mashing Sponges.
On Tape
Vote counter: Hmm, seems "Penguins of Madagascar" has an advantage over "SpongeBob". (sits down at desk and feels pleasing sensation on front from under the desk)
SpongeBob: (muffled) Remain focused on the pleasure.
Sandy: (switches the votes and now says that "SpongeBob" wins)
Tape Turns Off
Monique: You sick sponge!
Peacebaby: I knew it! We did deserve to win! (puts tape in pocket)
Squidward: (grunts in pain) If we cry "uncle", will you get off of us?
Brightlamps: Sure.
Sandy: We give up! We say "uncle"! (Monique and Brightlamps get off of the three)
Brightlamps: (into an earpiece) Rico, bring in the submarine, we got what we came for.
Monique: (chuckles) You know, you nautical nuciences, it's very predictable that we fanguins would get the last word and the last laugh.
Squidward: What is the last word, anyway?
Monique: The last word just happens to be...
All three fanguins: LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT!!!!
Setting: 124 Conch St.
Time: 10:40pm
Spongebob: another year another blimp.
Sandy: Yea, we have so many you'd think we were in possession of an air hanger full of blimps.
Spongebob: how about we go up to my room and discuss ways to celebrate?
Squidward: I never thought I'd say this, but sure, why not?
(They all go up to spongebob's room and 3 ninjas come in through the windows, vandalizing the living room and spray painting "Penguins rule" on the walls)
(Sandy comes down and sees what's going on)
Sandy: gosh darn it! Guys, it's them penguin lovers again!
Ninja 1: (takes off mask and reveals to be Monique) We prefer the term fanguins.
SpongeBob: This is the 10th time this week. When are you going to stop?
Ninja 2: (takes off mask to reveal to be Peacebaby) When you finally admit well deserved defeat. (about to beat up spongebob with a blimp)
Monique: (holds Peacebaby back) steady, pork broccoli.
Squidward: I'm only saying this because I'm involved, but it's not spongebob's fault that we keep beating those birds.
Ninja 3: (takes off mask and reveals to be brightlamps) Penguins! They are penguins!
Monique: (to PB) look around to find something. (PB looks around)
Sandy: All you're going to find is our victory spread all over the place.
Brightlamps: Don't rub it in. You're going to make me sick.
Monique: Figuratively, yes, but it might be sea sickness actually.
SpongeBob: What makes you think that we shouldn't have won, anyway?
Monique: The Penguins have so much more in one feather than you guys have in New Kelp City and Bikini Bottom! They've got action, education, strength, they aren't the annoying neighbor...
Peacebaby: (getting up from behind the TV) I think I've got something! (holds up a video tape)
SpongeBob: (eyes widen) DON'T PUT ON THE TAPE!!! (the three charge over to PB)
Brightlamps: I got Squidward. (pins Squidward down)
Monique: (pins SpongeBob and Sandy down) Play it, Pencil Breaker!
PeaceBaby: (puts on tape) With pleasure, Mashing Sponges.
On Tape
Vote counter: Hmm, seems "Penguins of Madagascar" has an advantage over "SpongeBob". (sits down at desk and feels pleasing sensation on front from under the desk)
SpongeBob: (muffled) Remain focused on the pleasure.
Sandy: (switches the votes and now says that "SpongeBob" wins)
Tape Turns Off
Monique: You sick sponge!
Peacebaby: I knew it! We did deserve to win! (puts tape in pocket)
Squidward: (grunts in pain) If we cry "uncle", will you get off of us?
Brightlamps: Sure.
Sandy: We give up! We say "uncle"! (Monique and Brightlamps get off of the three)
Brightlamps: (into an earpiece) Rico, bring in the submarine, we got what we came for.
Monique: (chuckles) You know, you nautical nuciences, it's very predictable that we fanguins would get the last word and the last laugh.
Squidward: What is the last word, anyway?
Monique: The last word just happens to be...
All three fanguins: LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT!!!!
