Author's Note: So, have NOT done a blooper in forever! I hope you enjoy it! :D
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Waiting: Take 1
Kowalski: “So, twenty questions?”
Skipper: “Shoot.”
Kowalski: “Is it a person, place, or thing?”
Skipper: “Thing.”
Kowalski: “Is it bigger than a bread box?”
Skipper: “Yes. And no!” >:)
Kowalski: :/
[scene shifts to RICO and BROACHES]
Broach 1: “Deal ‘em, Bromeo.”
Rico: :D *hacks up roach* O_O “That’s not right...”
Everyone: O_o
Broach 1: “Hey, that’s my brother, Steve.”
Steve: *horrified* “The things I have seen...”
Waiting: Take 2
[scene shifts to RICO and BROACHES]
Broach 1: “Deal ‘em, Bromeo.”
Rico: :D *hacks up cards*
Broaches: *moan in pain from under cards*
Rico: “Oops...” :o
[scene shifts to SKIPPER and KOWALSKI]
Kowalski: “Is it battery powered?”
Skipper: “Yes. And no!” >:)
Kowalski: T_T
[scene shifts to PRIVATE]
Private: *sips from coffee*
Director: *sigh* “Cut! Where are the broaches?” >:(
Intern: *brings coffee* “Here’s your coffee.”
Director: *drinks coffee*
Broaches: “Hey! Wait!”
Director: *stops drinking* O__________O
Broach 2: “Dude! Your shaking the brocuzzi!” >:(
Director: *spits coffee out and trips over his own feet trying to get to the bathroom*
Waiting: Take 3
[scene shifts to PRIVATE]
Private: *sips from coffee*
Broaches: “Hey! Wait!”
Private: *stops drinking* O__________O
Broach 2: “Dude! Your shaking the brocuzzi!” >:(
Private: *sets cup down and shivers*
Broach 3: *pops out of Private’s mouth*
Private: XP
[scene shifts to SKIPPER and KOWALSKI]
Kowalski: “Has it ever been on the moon?”
Skipper: “Yes. And no.”
Kowalski: “Oh, COME ON! You gotta give me SOMETHING!” >:(
Skipper: “Yes, I do. And no, I don’t!” >:D
Kowalski: :/
[tire screeches are heard outside]
Skipper: “Action stations! It’s showtime!” >:(
[fan comes through door]
PB: “OMP! I can’t believe I found the POM set! I’M YOUR BIGGEST FAN!” *scoops up the penguins and hugs them tightly* :D
Director: “Oh, not another one! Security!!”
PB: “Uh oh...” *takes off with penguins*
Skipper: “Hey! Put us down immediately!” >:(
PB: “But I—” *realizes she’s holding Skipper* O.O...*faints*
Director: *facepalm* “Fans...”
Waiting: Take 4
[tire screeches are heard outside]
Skipper: “Action stations! It’s showtime!” >:(
[PB enters holding pizzas and wearing a fake mustache]
PB: “Pizza delivery!” :D
Director: T_T “First, that’s not the correct line. And second, is that the best disguise you could come up with?”
PB: *unconvincingly* “Uh, what? Wh-What makes you think this is a disguise?” *strokes mustache and accidentally pulls it off* O.O... “Hm...I should probably have a doctor look at that. Heheh...”
Director: *double facepalm*
Waiting: Take 5
[tire screeches are heard outside]
Skipper: “Action stations! It’s showtime!” >:(
[pizza guy enters carrying pizzas]
Pizza Guy: “Pizza deliver—Wha?”
Skipper: >:/ “Ah, for the love a...”
Kowalski: *knocks pizza guy out*
Skipper: >:( “Alright, who ordered the pizza?”
Rico: *laughs nervously*
Broach 2: “All-nighters make us brodaciously hungry, so...”
Skipper: “Fine...Get rid of the evidence and let’s eat!” :)
PB: *pops up out of nowhere* “Oh, great. Because, I am starving!” :D
Director: “That’s it!” *throws clipboard and lunges at PB*
Security: *holds him back*
SG 1: “Calm down, boss!” O.o
Director: “No! Just a little closer! I can almost reach her!” >:O
PB: O__o “Sheesh...I thought I was the crazy one.”
Waiting: Take 6
Pizza Guy: “Pizza deliver—Wha?”
Skipper: >:/ “Ah, for the love a...”
Kowalski: *knocks pizza guy out*
Skipper: >:( “Alright, who ordered the pizza?”
Rico: *laughs nervously*
Broach 2: “All-nighters make us brodaciously hungry, so...”
Skipper: “Fine...Get rid of the evidence and let’s eat!” :)
[scene shifts to penguins eating pizza]
Skipper: “By the way, Kowalski, it was the spirit of adventure.”
Kowalski: “GAH! I ALMOST guessed that!”
Private: *reaches for pizza slice but broaches carry it away*
Director: “Cut!” *sigh* “Finally, we got through this one scene.”
PB: *brings coffee* “Here’s your fresh coffee.”
Director: “Thanks—Whoa, wait, where’s my intern?!” >:(
PB: “Oh, I told her you gave her the day off. You know you have a signature that’s really easy to forge? You should do something about that.”
Director: D:<
PB: O.O... “COMING!!!” *runs away*
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A/N: Yes, I put myself in my blooper. I couldn't resist it! Don't judge me! XD Plus, it's my b-day this weekend, so...Shut up a little bit. XD JK
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Waiting: Take 1
Kowalski: “So, twenty questions?”
Skipper: “Shoot.”
Kowalski: “Is it a person, place, or thing?”
Skipper: “Thing.”
Kowalski: “Is it bigger than a bread box?”
Skipper: “Yes. And no!” >:)
Kowalski: :/
[scene shifts to RICO and BROACHES]
Broach 1: “Deal ‘em, Bromeo.”
Rico: :D *hacks up roach* O_O “That’s not right...”
Everyone: O_o
Broach 1: “Hey, that’s my brother, Steve.”
Steve: *horrified* “The things I have seen...”
Waiting: Take 2
[scene shifts to RICO and BROACHES]
Broach 1: “Deal ‘em, Bromeo.”
Rico: :D *hacks up cards*
Broaches: *moan in pain from under cards*
Rico: “Oops...” :o
[scene shifts to SKIPPER and KOWALSKI]
Kowalski: “Is it battery powered?”
Skipper: “Yes. And no!” >:)
Kowalski: T_T
[scene shifts to PRIVATE]
Private: *sips from coffee*
Director: *sigh* “Cut! Where are the broaches?” >:(
Intern: *brings coffee* “Here’s your coffee.”
Director: *drinks coffee*
Broaches: “Hey! Wait!”
Director: *stops drinking* O__________O
Broach 2: “Dude! Your shaking the brocuzzi!” >:(
Director: *spits coffee out and trips over his own feet trying to get to the bathroom*
Waiting: Take 3
[scene shifts to PRIVATE]
Private: *sips from coffee*
Broaches: “Hey! Wait!”
Private: *stops drinking* O__________O
Broach 2: “Dude! Your shaking the brocuzzi!” >:(
Private: *sets cup down and shivers*
Broach 3: *pops out of Private’s mouth*
Private: XP
[scene shifts to SKIPPER and KOWALSKI]
Kowalski: “Has it ever been on the moon?”
Skipper: “Yes. And no.”
Kowalski: “Oh, COME ON! You gotta give me SOMETHING!” >:(
Skipper: “Yes, I do. And no, I don’t!” >:D
Kowalski: :/
[tire screeches are heard outside]
Skipper: “Action stations! It’s showtime!” >:(
[fan comes through door]
PB: “OMP! I can’t believe I found the POM set! I’M YOUR BIGGEST FAN!” *scoops up the penguins and hugs them tightly* :D
Director: “Oh, not another one! Security!!”
PB: “Uh oh...” *takes off with penguins*
Skipper: “Hey! Put us down immediately!” >:(
PB: “But I—” *realizes she’s holding Skipper* O.O...*faints*
Director: *facepalm* “Fans...”
Waiting: Take 4
[tire screeches are heard outside]
Skipper: “Action stations! It’s showtime!” >:(
[PB enters holding pizzas and wearing a fake mustache]
PB: “Pizza delivery!” :D
Director: T_T “First, that’s not the correct line. And second, is that the best disguise you could come up with?”
PB: *unconvincingly* “Uh, what? Wh-What makes you think this is a disguise?” *strokes mustache and accidentally pulls it off* O.O... “Hm...I should probably have a doctor look at that. Heheh...”
Director: *double facepalm*
Waiting: Take 5
[tire screeches are heard outside]
Skipper: “Action stations! It’s showtime!” >:(
[pizza guy enters carrying pizzas]
Pizza Guy: “Pizza deliver—Wha?”
Skipper: >:/ “Ah, for the love a...”
Kowalski: *knocks pizza guy out*
Skipper: >:( “Alright, who ordered the pizza?”
Rico: *laughs nervously*
Broach 2: “All-nighters make us brodaciously hungry, so...”
Skipper: “Fine...Get rid of the evidence and let’s eat!” :)
PB: *pops up out of nowhere* “Oh, great. Because, I am starving!” :D
Director: “That’s it!” *throws clipboard and lunges at PB*
Security: *holds him back*
SG 1: “Calm down, boss!” O.o
Director: “No! Just a little closer! I can almost reach her!” >:O
PB: O__o “Sheesh...I thought I was the crazy one.”
Waiting: Take 6
Pizza Guy: “Pizza deliver—Wha?”
Skipper: >:/ “Ah, for the love a...”
Kowalski: *knocks pizza guy out*
Skipper: >:( “Alright, who ordered the pizza?”
Rico: *laughs nervously*
Broach 2: “All-nighters make us brodaciously hungry, so...”
Skipper: “Fine...Get rid of the evidence and let’s eat!” :)
[scene shifts to penguins eating pizza]
Skipper: “By the way, Kowalski, it was the spirit of adventure.”
Kowalski: “GAH! I ALMOST guessed that!”
Private: *reaches for pizza slice but broaches carry it away*
Director: “Cut!” *sigh* “Finally, we got through this one scene.”
PB: *brings coffee* “Here’s your fresh coffee.”
Director: “Thanks—Whoa, wait, where’s my intern?!” >:(
PB: “Oh, I told her you gave her the day off. You know you have a signature that’s really easy to forge? You should do something about that.”
Director: D:<
PB: O.O... “COMING!!!” *runs away*
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A/N: Yes, I put myself in my blooper. I couldn't resist it! Don't judge me! XD Plus, it's my b-day this weekend, so...Shut up a little bit. XD JK
It was a warm morning in the New York zoo.
three out of four penguins were asleep, Kowalski, Rico, and Private.
The leader of the group Skipper, planned on not wakeing them up yet.
And was too busy trying to fix the coffee maker.
And by all notes, the boys knew Skipper was not a morning person without coffee.
"SWEET MOTHER MCARTHER! WHY WON'T YOU WORK?" Skipper yelled.
"HUH?" Kowalski banged his head on the top bunk.
"CUPIT??" Private said and woke up and noticed he was kissing his pillow.
"zzzz" Rico snored.
"Oh hello boys, why are you guys up this early?" Skipper asked with a secret smile.
"Hrmm. I'm sure you know.." Kowalski mumbled.
"Well, since you soldiers are up, how about helping me fix the coffee maker?"
Private pretended to sleep again.
Kowalski had no chance to pretend to sleep again, and he dreaded to help Skipper with the coffee maker.
the last time he had to help him.. he almost lost a flipper...
three out of four penguins were asleep, Kowalski, Rico, and Private.
The leader of the group Skipper, planned on not wakeing them up yet.
And was too busy trying to fix the coffee maker.
And by all notes, the boys knew Skipper was not a morning person without coffee.
"SWEET MOTHER MCARTHER! WHY WON'T YOU WORK?" Skipper yelled.
"HUH?" Kowalski banged his head on the top bunk.
"CUPIT??" Private said and woke up and noticed he was kissing his pillow.
"zzzz" Rico snored.
"Oh hello boys, why are you guys up this early?" Skipper asked with a secret smile.
"Hrmm. I'm sure you know.." Kowalski mumbled.
"Well, since you soldiers are up, how about helping me fix the coffee maker?"
Private pretended to sleep again.
Kowalski had no chance to pretend to sleep again, and he dreaded to help Skipper with the coffee maker.
the last time he had to help him.. he almost lost a flipper...