Penguins of Madagascar Article: I am no longer a POM fan.

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posted by ThatDarnHippo

Yup. I have officially lost interest of POM. I can't really explain it - I've outgrown it.

My favorite shows have always been adult FBI action shows. Such as Fringe, Bones, and Criminal Minds. If you like POM and other child friendly shows, then I suggest you don't check these out.

I also love comedy. But adult comedy. I've liked it since the 5th grade when I barely understood most of the jokes (I didn't get most of the jokes until the 6th grade). Its always appealed to me and I've outgrown cartoons at around the age of 11. I would probably still love them if they replaced the junk we see on Nickelodeon today with the classic old 90s shows. They were a lot darker back then with a lot more hidden adult jokes. But then the damn over protective parents showed up out of nowhere, and... you know the rest. Now its just corny and, let's face it - stupid.

But then POM came about and it immediately perked my interest for some reason. Before I knew it, I was addicted. I watched it all the time. I still loved my adult shows more. I mean, nothing, not even POM, could beat those shows in my opinion.

So I should've known the "obsession" wouldn't last.

Eventually I stopped watching POM religiously. I would watch it once every 2 weeks at the most. Soon weeks led to months. Its been about 6 months since I last saw an episode on tv. Don't get me wrong - during that time I watched a few eps online. But the episodes didn't have the same feel to it. It just wasn't that funny anymore. I only let out one giggle in each episode, and durning the rest of the time I rarely crack a smile. I thought maybe the newer episodes just weren't as good as the older ones. So I watched some of the ones I used to like. I had the same reaction as I had with the newer ones. The child friendly comedy lost all of my interest.

My adult comedies always have, and still do, leave me laughing really hard that I'm almost out of breath. POM never had that effect on me. It really was never my thing. I'm still wondering why I liked it in the first place.

So I'm leaving. I'm going to stick to my adult show spots on here, so that's where you'll find me. Good bye - for good, now.

LeonardFan likes this

Owslaleader1 *sigh* what happened man? this is the saddest thing ever. i'm disappointed. ):

SJF_Penguin2 Sorry to see you go. On behalf of "The Penguins of Madagascar" community, I'd like to thank you for your contributions to the fandom here and elsewhere during the course of your fanship.

Icicle1penguin Aw man.

SPKR689 yea it happens. eh not gonna say anything. i havent seen it much either and im not gonna watch the new epi today. and i doubt ill remeber. eh enought said i dont want to type everything cuz i doubt you will care XD c ya, even if i didnt know you that well

JediPenguin16 Well, at least you had a good time. That's what really matters, and that's why the show exists. :) Thanks for being a fan, you were a good one.

xDark_Angelx I'm sorry to hear that, but that's a bit understandable. People grow out of things they like, and POM is no exception. You're opinion is your opinion; no one is forcing you to watch it again. I'm glad you enjoyed the show while you did, though.

theWOLFPACK15 see you later old friend.

krazy4kowalski Dude, you were like my first fan (well, when you were thatdamnllama). Sorry to see you go.

Penguinangel Really? Your gone for good this time? Well, I can understand I guess. Some things just don't last for some people... Just, thanks for being just a true PoM fan for as long as you were, and you'll always be welcome back here if you ever grow an interest for the show again.

Just61331 So I'm not the only one who's been feeling like this... But I'm gonna try and stay a fan for as long as I can. Prolong the inevatable as they say. Good bye ThatDarnHippo.

fun123fun NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 10 hours later OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

fun123fun OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

67Dodge @fun123fun: Stay on topic please. Leave it by the doorstep thank you. @thatdarnhippo: So long, even though I didn't know you well, have a great time.

skipperfan5431 It's a SAAADDD day when you have to see one of your fellow fans fly the coop. You will be dearly missed by all your former fan buddies.........GOOD-BYE!!!!!!!!!!

jason74633 I hate POM very thank you

candlefairy_13 Gasp! And you have to say that very frankly!!!

carsfan Aww. I`m sorry to hear that, but I respect your choice. POM and Criminal Minds are both my favorite TV shows, to me, there both AWESOME! :)

mostar1219 Take my advice and think of possible adult humor that can match POM. I've seen MAD before and I have made POM fanfics of their versions of MAD sketches. I've even thought about how, instead of the spoof of "Criminal Minds" taking place in Minecraft, it takes place here on the POM club as if it was an actually, multi hang out club.

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Haloween bite *Chapter 2*

posted by SkippX101

Skipper woke up...Starlite was staring at him, she was pale, her fringe was covering her one eye, but most disturbing of all she had fangs. "AHHH!!!" he scremed. "What is it Skipper! Oh wow...Starlite." Kowalsi was stunned. "Arrr..." Rico wolf-growled. "Haha, backatcha..." Starlite smiled, her voice sounded sweet, but you could hear the evil rolling off of her tongue. The penguins looked at each-other, this was really strange behaviour...Especially from Starlite, who would normally have slapped Rico for growling. "Ummmm...Im gonna make coffee." Skipper said awekwardly."Its OK, ill make it Skipper."...

Sahara Dessert valentine Chapter 1

posted by SkippX101

*Hey guys! Starlite is my only OC (penguin) And i thought i want 2 do something different! i love my music, so i decided that whenever there is a phrase in between --> * (stars) then its a phrase from a song! So in other words i will write the lyrics from a song in between the story! Some of the phrases will sound strange, but if you listen 2 the song awhile you read the story it might be pretty cool! Enjoy! *

It was a freezing cold winter day in the central park zoo. All the animals were trying to keep warm, the chimps were wearing mittens and scarfs, so were all the rest of the animals....

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What happend in our past...But you'r a girl!!! Chapter 3

posted by SkippX101

"Hey guys! I was just wondering...I haven't properly introduced myself yet.My name is Starlite, as Skipper might have added.My surname is my past and not to be mentiond.I origionally was from South Africa, but then they moved me to a zoo in London for a few years." Said the Starlite (the new penguin) taking off her headphones, putting her book down and switching off her iPod.The confused and disgusted look on the penguins face's were not welcoming.She thought as fast as she could..."Ummm, is there something wrong?" She asked a little awkwardly."Oh nothing, we were just wondering what you'r...

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Blowhole's promise. Chapter 1

posted by SkippX101

It's a beautiful morning in centeral park zoo. The penguins had just finished their training exercises for the morning.

"Good workout men! That's all for toda- OWWW!!" Skipper said calmly, before a massive pain in his left shoulder occured. He had fallen on the floor, moaning in pain."SKIPPER!!!!" yelled Private...That was the last thing Skipper heard bfore a vision appeared.

It was a human girl, she was about 20 years old, she was wearing white, the only colourful thing she has on was a purple watch, she had snow-boarders goggles on. She was running through snow. Suddenly she stopped and turned...

Multi Universal Race (a POM fanfic) Chapter 3

posted by mostar1219

In the "Simpsons" universe
Marge: Alright, Homer, normally I'd say to slow down so we can avoid going over the line of safety, but i think we already crossed the line a couple of times!
Homer: Well, Bart, you got your skateboard?
Bart: Right here, Dad.
Homer: Give us a boost. (Bart gets out of the car, ties his skateboard to the bumper, and rides the skateboard)
S: Rico, deploy chainsaw. (Rico hacks up a chainsaw)
K: I'll just attach it to this boomerang. (hacks up a boomerang and a rope, ties the chainsaw to the boomerang and throws it to a tree. The tree falls down in front of team Simpson)
Homer:...

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Mrs Yellymertington! chapter 6: the reunion

posted by andresandru

We all sat at our positions, never expecting what came next, Rico was at the otter habitat's top, kowalski was in the top of the tree in the gorila habitat, and I was at the top of the clock tower.

"well, what do we have here?" I heard, we had stoped three androids she had maid, but this time, I didn't call the group, instead, I put in on the walkytalky

"yelly"

"skippy" she said, comiing near me "you aren't angry cause of what happened in brazil, are you?"

"no, I'm angry cause o-"

"WRONG ANSWER!" she tried to stab me, but she missed, I grabbed and threw the sword "I AM! YOU LEFT ME TO DIE IN THAT...

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Mrs Yellymertington! chapter 5: the note

posted by andresandru

"AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" Private shouted, as he runned from where arlene was, he knew something, and Yellymertington knew he knew that, the real reason for Yelly at killing her best friend was: she tried to kill him, that's the reason of why the face is the one with the stab

"priiiiiiivaaaaaaaaaaaate!" Yelly called, Private had to get to the H.Q., he knew he was being folowed, by death.

"one more steps!" Private shouted almost entering penguin habitat, but suddently everything went blank, he appeared in the H.Q., in a table, at the midle of the room.

"what?" he asked, he saw his belly, he saw a blank...

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Happy Birthday Arlene! Chapter 3

posted by SkippX101

"OK Arlene, stop and open you'r eyes...", Skipper said gently as he uncoverd his flippers from here eyes. "WOW!...Im outside...And i haven't gone crazy!! Skipper you cured me!!" said M/arlene, turning around and giving Skipper a hug. "No...No prob Arlene", Skipper said starteld and also giving her a hug back.

King Julian, Mort and Maurice were sitting in a tree nearby. King julian was holding Mort upside-down, while Mort held two glass bottels in front of King Julians eyes. "Maurice, the bi-nocunarles are not of the working!!", King Julian yelled throwing the bottles and Mort from the tree."Binoculars,...

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Skilight (chapter 1)

posted by EppofangirlXD

I sighed in the darkness of the small, wooden crate. A sudden jerk from the truck made me bang my head on the side of the crate. I groaned in annoyance, but remembered my promise and sighed again. Maybe this hadn't been such a good idea, but I knew I had to, and I wasn't backing out now.

It had been 'The Day'. My goodbye party had looked more like a funeral in my old home, the otter habitat in the California Aquarium. My wooden crate had been waiting for me at the side of the habitat, and I had been staring into it.

"Are you sure?" My mother, Helen, who was standing right beside me, had sniffed....

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The Penguins of Reality TV Part 4

posted by RockOnPoM

*Skipper wakes up and sees King Julien*
Skipper: Ringtail.... why'd you wake me up?
Julien: Because, Skipper! We're going to spy on the other teams!
Skipper: What?
Julien: Yeah! Don't you want to win?
Skipper: Well, I would like to see what that Kitty person is up to....
Julien: Alright! Lets be going now!
*Skipper and Julien look into the window of Team TP's cabin*
Skipper: I'm not sure about this Ringtail..... they're sleeping!
Julien: What? Oh, right. All I wanted to do was put they're hands in a bowl of cold water!
Skipper: What?? Okay. Ringtail, i'm going back to bed. Goodnight.
Julien: Well fine!...

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The Past part 1.

posted by ImAnEasel

This is my first ever article, just so you know. Enjoy! (Sorry about the lack of humour.)

Nigel (named after his uncle) still had most of his baby feathers when he was shipped to the Central Park Zoo from England. Zookeeper Alice dumped his crate in the penguin habitat, opened it and left it there.
Nigel saw five penguins. They all looked rather surprised when they saw him. One, the second tallest, took out a note pad and began to scribble something on it.
"What's your name, soldier?" Asked a short penguin with an unusually flat head.
"Nigel."
"Well, Nigel, you can call me Skipper. This is Rico."...

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Mrs Yellymertington! chp 2: she'll be yelly

posted by andresandru

next morning 10:00 am...

skipper woke up, feeling dizzy, strange and confused, he remembered last ninght, and then thought on what happened on brazil....

"wow, looks like someone doesn't feel really good" Private said sarcasticly as he let out a small grin which the other 3 penguins could not see

"sorry Skipper, but after what happened last night, we thought you shoud sleep more" kowalski pointed out

Skipper let out a large yawn and looked at them, then, he answered "don't worry actually, I was thinking on making this a free day!" he said, trying o hide his anger with a small false smile

he left...

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DR.BLOWHOLE RETURNS PART2

posted by ally11

Private:LET ME GO
Blowhole:why?
Private:because I am missing the LUNACORNS!!!
blowhole:u love the lunacorns? I love the LUNACORNS
Private:NO WAY!
(they'd watched the lunacorns)
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(back at the HQ)
skipper:PRIVATE!!!!!!!!!
Kowalski:guys I have something to say
Rico:what?
Kowalski:I-I-I- LOVE PRIVATE
skipper:what about doris?
Kowalski:I said that to make private jeouls
Skipper:whoa did not see that caming
(at blowhole's lair)
Blowhole:WHY?DID U FORGOT PRISSCES SHARES A LOTS BIRTHDAY
Private:Aww commical
Blowhole:awww Harry potter u suck hope u die in the last movie YEAH VOLDY!
private:Harry potter is amazing
(back at the HQ)
Kowalski:TELL HER RON TELL HER THAT U LOVE-
(skipper slaps Kowalski)
Skipper:Kowalski! Stop watching this Harry potter movies-oh which one are u watching?
Kowalski:deathly hallows part 1
Skipper:oh did u hear that part 2 comes out next year
Kowalski:OH YEAH GO HARRY!!!
Rico:.............?

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IT"S A PROM

posted by anna446

as marlene as getting to home julion came.he told marlene about the prom he's planing
marlene:wow a prom.
julion:yes a prom and I was hopeing that if I be the prom king wich I am sure I'll be then can you be my prom qween?
marlene:no but thanks for asking.
julion leaves
(at the penguins habitat)
julion: hello silly penguins I am to be asking you to come to the prom I am hosting?
skipper:*spit take* what but we are...
julion:marlene is going to the prom.
skipper:fine we'll go.men comences operachin:prom night.
(at the party)
skipper:men keep a eye out for marlene.
marlene:hey guys.
(descritchen:marlene is...

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marlene's lullaby

posted by anna446

one night as a storm hit marlene was asleep but mort came in and he could not sleep. marlene remembered a song her mom used to sing to her when she could't sleep so as she put mort on an spare bed she sang:

go to sleep
rest opon your bed
may this night bring dreams to your head
hear my voice
never let it die
keep this lullaby
soon the sun shall sat on
long it will be till dawn
never from you will I be gone
carry on
with this world of fear
now the time is near
peace will soon rain here

as marlene completed the song mort was fast asleep.as she was walking outside she saw skipper
marlene:hey skipper so hows the team?
skipper:marlene theres no time to talk my team said that they heard a girl singing.
marlene:skipper that was me.
skipper:what?!
marlene:mort could't sleep so I just sang a lullaby my mom used to sing and mort was out like a light.
skipper:wow marlene your song lulled privete to sleep.
marlene:huh?

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The Deadly Triangle - [5]

posted by SummerPoM

Chapter 5 - Underwater

Near Bermuda Triangle, 3 a.m.

The morning sky was a little cloudy, but it was not hard to see what was ahead.
"How many kilometers away is Bermuda Triangle?", Skipper asked Kowalski.
"About 7 or 8 miles. Probably there will be turbulence", Kowalski said. "We will be in the Triangle soon."

The time passed fast. Very fast.
Kowalski was sleepy, like Private, Rico, Marlene and the others, except Skipper. His coffee was infallible.
"Want one?" Skipper said as he offered a cup of coffee for him.
"Thanks, Skipper", Kowalski said, yawning and put the plane on automatic control. "But...

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Harry potter meets PoM part 2

posted by alexrusso-213

(at the zoo)
Alex:so came and raise your glass-oh were here
Harry:yeah
Mars:look at the penguins
Skipper:cute and cuddly boys cute and cuddly
Private:skipper look 14 year olds
Kowalski:they may not be insurers
Alex:oh how cute!
Skipper:well hello
Mars:Alex look
Alex:what?
(Harry came with a Rose)
Harry:for u
Alex:aw
Ron:egh
Hermione:RON!
skipper:so there a boyfriend well 2 can play that game
Private:really?
Skipper:agh
Mars:hey look a singing competen
Alex:here I am once again feeling lost but know and then I breath it in to let it go and u don't know where u are know (Alex sang "Make it Shine")

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Julien's Ball (Part 1)

posted by juhpink

- Heeeeey there!!!!!- Said Julien.
-Ringtail?What are you doing here?- Repleid Skipper.
-I am here just to invite you All for my Ball.
-No, thank you.
-Ahahah, don't say no for the king!
-Look, Julien, we have a lot of things to do, I am sorry.
-But it will be the passionates ' s night, I am going to take my future girlfriend.
Before Skipper open his beak, Julien said:
-I will see you there, take a girl.
-Guys, tonight we are going to the ball.Get ready.
-But Skipper, who are we going with?
Skipper was going to invite Doris, but he wouldn't do it with Kowalski.
-Skipper?
-Ah, I know. We will go to the city...

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The afternoon that I talked to my Love ( Skilene history)

posted by juhpink

Was a calm afternoon in the hg. Private was helping Kowalski. Rico was dating Sra. Percky and Skipper was trying to understand what Kowalski was doing. Private was kind of hungry and asked Skipper if he could have a meal. Skipper liked the idea and went outside to get the meal. He started walking calmly. Marlene saw Skipper and asked him what he was doing. And Skipper said:
-I going to get a meal for Private.
-That is Nice.Can I go with you?????
-Of course.Came on here, Marlene.
Marlene went there and they started talking about the weather.
Marlene ‘ s face always shines when they were talking...

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Alex potter meets PoM part 1

posted by alexpotter333

Alex:gee who knew that it was going to be a heat wave
Ron:I did Alex
Alex:then why didn't you tell me dude
Harry:alright don't fight
Herimone:just have a nice day and-
Alex:you guys sound a lot like parents
Ron:yep
Harry:just came on and let's go see penguins
Alex:yahhhhh!
(at the penguin habit)
Ron:why do we have to see stupid penguins
(Alex slaps Ron)
Harry:cause it's her birthday Ron
Ron:when its my birthday we'll do something better
Alex:yeah right I bet you'll have it with pigs oink oink oink oink
Ron:shut up Alex
Alice:no fighting around HERE!
Alex:alright Alice sheesh
Ron:sounds like some one woke up on the wrong side of the bed
(then laugh)