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Author's note: I know it's been like, forever, since I've written more of this Twilight Zone-POM crossover. I'm really sorry, you see, the paper that I write the rough draft of each chapter got caught in the rain, so I lost 65 days of work!!! This is Episode 2, Episode 1 being about the plane and the gremlin. *talks like Rod Serling* Here, we have the most credulous sight of all, the place is Madagascar, 1965. A rising king and his loyal followers are claiming power, when a surprise visitor arrived. Julien, the king, Maurice the diplomat, and Mort the bad secretary. The newcomers have travelled afar, from the Twilight Zone.
A loud bang followed by beeps of metal landing and reaching ground on the baobab tree on Madagascar, several lemurs scattered, others watched intently as the mysterious, and rather miscellaneous, object had landed before them. A disk-shaped space craft, fizzing and smoking, the door opened, and creatures they had never seen before, walked, carrying a thick book. 'King Julien, these weird....things, came to the country!!' called out Maurice. 'Ohoooh... How so?' asked Julien, in the tone he'd always use on a regular day. 'A big rock landed here and they came out, four of them,' said Maurice. 'How did 'they' look like Maurice?' asked Julien boredly. 'They were black and white, as if wearing tuxedos, one was small and fat, the other, a bit taller, but still fat, the other was the second tallest, with a scar, and the last one, holding what looks like a book, and is the tallest of the four, all four were wearing a robe, which we find strange,' described Maurice. 'This is siiiiiimple!! They are just monks that came from some other place we don't know where it is,' stated Julien. 'The second smallest one with the flat head wants to see you at the tree in an hour,' said Maurice. 'Ugh, Maurice!! I, as the King of Madagascar, duke of the islands, etc etc. Do not need to talk to monks!!' exclaimed Julien, 'But if it can improve my life, to heck with it!!' Imediatly, he fitted his leafy crown on, and marched out.
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The day had been bright that day, very sunny, warm clouds hovering the sky, and a breeze that brought all the exotic scents, which Julien sniffed up in the air. 'Helloooooo monks!!' yelled Julien happily. 'Hello lemur overlord, allow me to introduce ourselves,' said the tallest creature, 'I am Kowalski, that fat one is Private, the flat head is Skipper, and the scarred penguin is Rico.' 'Ohhhhh!!! What very exotic names indeed!! So monks, what is it that you'd like?' asked Julien. 'First of all, we are not monks, second, we prefer to be called the B.I.R.D.S.A. Copyright name of his excellency back home,' said Skipper. 'What is it that you want?!' asked Julien annoyed. 'We wANt whaT we came here four!!! RIGHT SkiPPa?!?!' asked Private, a little crazily. 'Not that Private, We are here to simply help you people learn how to prevent wars, hunger strikes, fire, uranium bombs, lead poisoning, dead bo-' said Skipper, before he was struck in the chest by Rico. 'They get the point Skipper,' said Kowalski, opening the book. 'So what can you help us with birds?' asked Julien. 'We can build many great things for you simple lemurs, I assure you,' said Skipper smiling enigmatically. 'Read the book to find our intentions, overlord,' said Kowalski, handing Julien the book. 'Are you finished translating that title Maurice?' asked Julien. 'Yes, after a day of work and Mort's not helping much either,' sighed Maurice, staring at Mort dancing around with torn out book pages. 'Read the title then silly!' exclaimed Julien. 'I translated it, and it reads: 'To serve lemurs', sweet god, I hope that's true,' said Maurice.
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'This experiment will test ze reliability of the penguin, we have wires here on the flipper to check sweat, heartbeat, and brain jiggles that are caused by stress, for example, we're using the flat headed penguin,' said a lizard on the TV. 'How did you get here? And why?' asked the lizard. 'We frigging got here on a rented spaceship, because it's awesome here!!' yelled Skipper, obviously lying. 'That's not right, try again!!' asked the lizard. 'Huff, it's so exhausting here, we got here on a home-built space shuttle by Kowalski made of freaking sh*t cans, and we came here to help us all as a species,' he finally said. 'And what are your intentions?' asked the lizard. 'We are here to woooosjfdhoooo....' said Skipper, before he passed out. Kowalski checked his forehead. 'Mild heat exhaustion, happens to every penguin who goes to a tropical region,' said Kowalski. 'Seems convincing enough, good news, the penguins, are our friends!!' exclaimed the tropical lizard, all lemurs behind him cheered. 'CaN wE start to get these lemurs to experience our nation, very closely?' asked Private, chuckling a bit maniacly. 'We will little Private, they'll have a great time there,' said Kowalski.
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Soon after the announcement, many lemurs took expensive tickets to Antarctica and the nearby colonies in Africa to live with penguins all their lives. 'I should go sometime in my life to Andyardica, or whatever it's called, don't you agree Maurice?' asked Julien. 'I dunno? It's your choice your highness,' answered Maurice. 'Well it's decided!! I'm going, I'll have dinner with the emperor, I can discuss if he or she wants to give up their country to me!!' said Julien pulling his crown on and triumphantly exiting. 'Bay 45 is now open, Bay 32's flight has been launched already,' said a lemur holding the station. 'I can't wait, have you heard they have cars and trains? I don't even know what they are but it sounds cool!!' yelled a female lemur to her friends. 'Bay 34 is now open' said the speaker. 'Finally!! I can go!!' said Julien rushing in front of everyone in line, slowly up the steps to the cockpit. 'Wait!! Your majesty!! I have bad news!!' yelled Maurice. 'How did you get here Maur-' said Julien before being interrupted, he stopped at the top of the steps. 'The rest of 'To serve lemurs', IT'S A COOKBOOK!!!' yelled Maurice. Julien's eyes widened, he tried to jump out, frantically, but was pulled back by Private and Skipper. 'I've waited long enough for my lemur food!!! 3 months of it!!! In a god foresaken trash can!!!' yelled Private evilly. Kowalski ceremoniously shut the latch, and Julien disappeared. Maurice tried to lunge, but was held back by a smug face on Kowalski and Rico, who both held up guns. 'His majesty Richard Walter can't be kept waiting for his wonderful meal of lemur cooked in it's own lungs! He's waited months for it!!!' yelled Kowalski. Then, in a flash, the ship lifted, and with a bang, it disappeared. Now Julien was alone, waiting in his cockpit room for the inevitable, he decided to take the risk, now, he's headed for the Twilight Zone, in the form of a soup, cocktail, stew, or burger, on a certain someone's plate.
*My plate!! :3*
Once upon the times, in the sweet sweet country of Madagascar, during the reign of King Julien VI, there lived a sifaka lemur named Larry. Larry was a very picky kind of guy, MUCH unlike me, the king. He had to have everything his way. This made him not have as many friends as I have, and made him much less loved than me.

One day, it was raining, and Larry did not like the rain. He wanted it to stop raining. Obviously. So, he was going to MAKE it stop raining. While other lemurs praised the Sky Spirit of Weather for the sweet rain that made the mango trees grow, Larry decided he would be showing...
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I was sitting on a bench in the park. I was doing nothing but looking around me. Then, Officer X comes by.
Officer X: Hey you!
Me: Oh no, not you again.
Officer X: You know, you and your penguin friends still didn't finish me off!
Me: Excuse me? I think I finished you off in our last fight!
Officer X: Well, you fellas better watch your backs. I'll be on you like sweet and sour sauce on chicken!
Me: (thoughts) Don't harm him, don't harm him. If the penguins can deal with him, I can, too.
Officer X: Oh, what's wrong? Afraid to take me on? Giving up because those penguins aren't around? (laughing)
Me:...
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The look of horror on their faces said it all, Skipper' face was bleeding, but he didn't notice... Considering 8 devil-tenticles were reaching out towards the girl he loved...

*March 20th... 5:30 a.m*
He could hear Rico snoring and Kowalski reciting pi. He was to cold to bother to open his eyes, until through his eyelids, he could see a glow. He hoisted himself up, and stumbled to the steel door, ready to slap Kowalski for waking him up. Instead, as soon as the door creaked open, he immediately realised that the glow wasn't from any of Kowalski's new inventions... It was actually from a old back-pack...
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In the "MAD" universe
Jack: Those penguins are right in front of us!!!
Ramsay: Don't worry, didn't you say that you can pull your head off and shoot fire out of your eyes?
Jack: Yea.
Ramsay: Well, THROW YOUR HEAD AT THEM, SKELETON MAN!!! (Jack throws his head attempting to hit the penguins)
S: Rico, deploy Jackie Robinson pitcher mode! (Rico catches the head and throws it and it hits Team Johnny Test)
Susan: I'll press the net button. (presses a button and a net appears and catches Jack's head)
Johnny: Impressive. (everyone rides on the back of Clifford the Big Red Dog and go through the portal to...
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Author's note: Don't get your hopes up, people. I hardly ever carry on with my fanfictions, after starting them. I know, I know... it's despicable... Oh well. XD. Also, the space squid dialogue has been translated (roughly) from squidese, or whatever, to English. Also, this is written from the space squid's point of view. Oh! And it's set quite a few years into the future. Also, it might be a BIT of a spoiler, if you haven't seen The Trouble with Jiggles, not to mention confusing. Wow... long note. XD

It was a few years back, when I asked my father where the gubes came from. He told me the story......
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*Hey guys! This is a 2-way article, so me and cattoy10 are taking turns writing this! Enjoy...*

Skipper was lying on his back, Rico on his side, Kowalski on his stomach and Private's beak was stuck in the sea-sand. A wave crashed over them, as the wave moved back, all their eyes were open and red. Skipper had seaweed on his head (looks like hair XD). "Ahhh...Where are we?" Skipper asked, getting up. "I Dunno, it looks like some sort of *gasp*" All the penguins beaks fell open, they had landed in an island paradise. It lush, green ... and silent, Skipper immediately recognised the silence. "Where...
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posted by SkippX101
"Wait?.. So you think that the lemurs and the rest of the penguins have been kidnapped?"asked Marlene who was almost completely out of breath. Her and Skipper were racing back to the zoo, they were at a internet Cafe downloading music, but Skipper's gut said that they should be elswhere.
"I don't think Marlene. I know."said Skipper who was about 10 metres ahead of her. First they went to the HQ. No sign of Rico, but there were traces that he was there. "Look, my herrings!Im gonna kill that regurgitating gut." said Skipper, picking up one half-eaten fish."OK, so you were right about Rico, mybe...
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A mail truck gets parked in front of the Central Park Zoo. The mail person brings an envelope to Alice.
Mailman: Special notice for someone named Kowalski. If you see him, give the envelope to him.
Alice: Alright, then. (the mailman leaves and Alice goes to the penguin habitat. Skipper sees Alice and goes topside)
S: What's going on, Alice?
Alice: Skipper, there was some mail that came for Kowalski. (gives envelope to Skipper) Can you make sure he gets it?
S: Can do.
In the HQ
S: Kowalski, you have some mail. (gives Kowalski the envelope)
K: Wierd, I wasn't expecting anything. (opens envelope and sees...
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"OMG MARLENE! WHAT WERE YOU DOING! YOU CAME BACK AT 1:00 AM!" Arlene shouted, shaking her brom towards marlene, she wore a close to clean

"come one mom!" marlene excused tired to her cousin, who now became her mother through a serie of events relly weird, that even made her fall in love with skipper, all for kowalski's new invention: the family-roots-inator!

it all started a day ago, Saturday, 10:00 am, Skipper pulled marlene and arlene as private ran with mandy towards the base, they needed to try kowalski's new invention the family-bot-sti, no no, the familly- broots-sator, no, no, well, you...
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Lexii stepped up to the shipping crate. She was shaking with both excitment and fear. She had never met another lemur or a penguin. There had been a few animals at her past small zoo but she was the only lemur and there was no other animals except 2 lions, a tiger, and a couple of tropical birds.
She shook her head. She had to do this!
She jumped into the shipping crate. It was just big enough for her to sit down in. If she stood up her ears were about an inch from the top of the box. This is what she would be living in for the next 5 hours.. Oh joy..
Lexii: *kicks the inside of the crate gently*...
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Lexii stepped out of her room. She had gotten a new look just like Dr Blowhole had wanted. She thought she looked OK; she even thought she was pretty. She reached up and ran her paw across her bangs, which covered half her left eye and had a baby blue highlight in the middle. She thought it looked to flashy. She even kind of wanted to go dye it back to just plain white like before. She shook her head. This was part of her mission which she had chosen to except. She walked out of the hall and into the main room.


Dr Blowhole spotted Lexii in the vast room. She hadn't seen him yet. She was beautiful....
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"Earth?" asked Private. "Is it like our planet?" Kowalski paused, then he continued. "Originally it was a beautiful blue and green planet. Millions of lush plants and and polar ice caps were on the planet, it had vast oceans, like ours, that would roll and rumble across the sandy beach. Many things lived there, us penguins, otters, and even this group called, humans," said Kowalski. "Then why is it called, the Black Star?" asked Private. Kowalski sadly sighed. "Too much work," said Kowalski. "What happened?" asked Private. "You see, humans are greedy, evil, never-satisfied beings that always...
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posted by dxarmy423
(The penguins singing some Hollywood Undead with a little help this time)

Rico: *turns the volume on the stereo and hits the play button*

*A heavy drum beat starts off followed by repeating guitar frets*

Skipper:

Welcome to a city that will
Bring you to your knees
It will make you beg for more until
You can't even breathe

Rico:

Your blindfold is on tight
But you like what you see
So follow me into the night
Cause I got just what you need

King Julien:

Were all rollin down the boulevard
Full of pimps and sharks
It's a motherfuckin riot we've been dieing to start

Maurice:

You better grap a hold
Cause now you...
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Harry:well now we know who you-
Me:should we go to bed
Harry:right penguins following me and Ron
Hermione:good night private *blows a kiss*
Private:*sigh*
Me:night skipper
Skipper:night Alex
Harry:night Alex
Me:night
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Next moring
At dark defense and dark magic
Professor q:a-a-and remaeber that I-I-f you ever find a v-v-v-aprime use garlic *bells ring*
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at lunch
Me:I am telling you mayfol is going to get you in trouble
Harry:don't worry
Skipper:who mayfol
Me:someone you don't want to me
Mayfol:why not Alex
Me:no reason jerk
Mayfol:I'll see you griffdory at flying lesson
Me:ahggggggg again
Harry:don't worry it won't happen like on the 1year
Private:what happen?
Hermoien:you don't want to know
Part 3 ends
Part 4 coming soon to a fanpop near you
Hagrid:um Alex do you know this penguins?
Me:um yes
Harry: Alex who are they
Me:I'll tell you at the house
At the house
Skipper:I am sorry Alex
Me:I'll get expell from HogWarts
Dumdbdor comes
Dumdblor:look it's okay that there here
Me:but-
Dumdblor:I said it's alright
Harry:so who are they
Me: this is skipper,kowalski,private and Rico
Hermieno:oh private spool cute
Private:*blush*
Skipper:I am sorry
Me:it's alright skipper
Ron:well I think there better then scabbers
Me:yes,yes they are
posted by skipperfan5431
Lilly and Crystal sat in the HQ for atleast a good hour, talking. Mabey Crystal has changed for the better after all, and Lilly knew it. She was now closer to her sister than she ever was, and it's all thanks to Skipper! "Do you wanna hang out with me and my friend Marlene tonight? Im gonna bring some snowcones to her place." Lilly said happily. "Sure. Sounds fun!" Crystal replied. Then, Lilly hugged her. She hadn't actually 'hugged' her sister in years. "Im gonna get them now. Be back soon!" Lilly said as she waved goodbye to her sis.
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SOON...
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Two days later, Kowalski decided to try the experiment again, but much more carefully this time. He locked himself in his lab, using a brand-new lock that opened by entering a password on the keypad - a password only he knew. Nope - this time, no one would get hurt, he was sure of it.

That is… except for myself… he thought grimly as he picked up the syringe and once again prepared himself for the injection. It was much harder this time to poke himself, now that he knew what would happen afterward. His flippers shook, and he lost confidence. What finally made him do it was imagining a better,...
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pop: Look kowalski i'm sorry....I have somethign to say: ( song starts. )

I'm so glad you made time to see me
How's life, tell me how's your family
I haven't seen them in a while
You've been good, busier than ever
We small talk, work and the weather
Your guard is up and I know why

'Cause the last time you saw me
Still burned in the back of your mind
You gave me roses and I left them there to die

So this is me swallowing my pride,
Standing in front of you saying I'm sorry for that night
And I'd go back to December all the time
It turns out freedom ain't nothing but missing you
Wishing that I'd realized...
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posted by Metallica1147
A Christmas Surprise
Chapter 1: Guess whose coming?

It's an early cold morning in the Central Park zoo, and in the otter habitat Brandon is just waking up. While Marlene is cleaning her habitat like a neat freak.

"Marlene, what are doing?"

"Cleaning!"

"Why are you cleaning? Christmas isn't until this Saturday."

"I know but I got a message from my parents saying that they will be here tomorrow!"

"Your parents?"

"Yeah why?"

Brandon didn't say anything for a few minute, but then he explained.

"I… never knew my parents."

"You didn't? I thought your parents lived with you back at your old zoo."

"No, I have...
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It was six o’ clock - 18:00 hours. All the penguins were busying themselves in the HQ. Skipper was writing up his daily report to himself; Kowalski was working furiously on his clipboard, on the verge of the possibility to divide by zero; Private was merrily working out a puzzle with a picture of a candy store on it; Rico was brushing his doll’s hair and humming to himself. All was quiet - except the sounds of humming and scribbling - just the way they liked it.

Skipper put down his pencil and just basked in his own thoughts for a while. He realized that he could quite possibly be the luckiest...
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