Ah, the ol' joybuzzer

After an hour, Kowalski began to smoke his cigarretes. After the 5th one, he imediately got bored and placed his cigar in the ash tray. He pondered on and looked out the window. There was something on the wing, Kowalski wiped his eyes, assuming he is seeing things. Bravely, he looked again saw a gremlin with the creepiest smile, that looked ghastly, and empty. 'AAAHHHH!!! ATTENDANCE!' yelled Kowalski. Then the gremlin vanished before the flight attendant came. 'What's wrong sir?' asked the flight attendant. 'There's a man or something on the wing, some....thing,' said Kowalski. 'Sir, are you...

Me and Penguin11 are in a little...argument. She think SHE belongs with Kowalski...but you know. I don't think that's true! Kowalski belongs with Rico! We are each making articles on who we think should win for the pick we have up. Read both of ours, then go vote!

Reason 1: Their friendship. Kowalski and Rico have been friends for, like, FOREVER. Wouldn't it be so easy to transition into something more?

Reason 2: Their work well together. Rico is like Kowalskis right hand man. If Kowalski needs anything to do an experiment, who is gonna have it tucked away in his belly? Rico of course! And also,...

Chapter 1: A depressing end, and an even more depressing beginning

Life

Birth

Animation

Every living thing lives to strive in life. To experience danger, and love and to gain wisdom to pass on to an new generation. In life there are hopes and dreams, adventure and exploring, and danger. But at some point of live there is death, is it of old age? Murder? Suicide?

A boy was fiddling his thumbs as his mother was driving down a hill toward an intersection, when they both stopped the light was still red. The two was about to visit the boy's grandmother in Boston. Nothing of any significance were wondering...

Skipper followed Maurice to the lemur exhibit, where Julien was standing on top of the plastic volcano. Standing around underneath him were various animals, most of which were looking confused or simply bored. Julien was looking slightly nervous, especially when he saw Skipper arrive. As Julien glanced around the crowd, Maurice left Skipper and walked up to the base of the volcano and rapped on it three times with his fist.

“Order!” he said authoritatively like a judge. “Now presenting King Julien with an…important announcement. It better be, for all the trouble I had to go through to...

Chapter 4-Assualt

    Skipper and Kowalski were very tired after training together. They went to bed early, before the sun even set. Since the others were gone, Skipper got a bunk this time. They plopped down in their beds like cold turkeys and curled up under their covers.
    “I have never been so overworked in my whole life,” Skipper moaned.
    “Eh, you will get used to it,” Kowalski assured him. “It is normal training for me.”
    “Does Mr. Halloweentown train you all the time?” he wondered. “And...

It was six o’ clock - 18:00 hours. All the penguins were busying themselves in the HQ. Skipper was writing up his daily report to himself; Kowalski was working furiously on his clipboard, on the verge of the possibility to divide by zero; Private was merrily working out a puzzle with a picture of a candy store on it; Rico was brushing his doll’s hair and humming to himself. All was quiet - except the sounds of humming and scribbling - just the way they liked it.

Skipper put down his pencil and just basked in his own thoughts for a while. He realized that he could quite possibly be the luckiest...

         Chapter 5

    The next night Skipper and Brandon was getting everything ready, Skipper was tuning his guitar, and Brandon was getting the rest of the oysters. Once everything was ready Brandon went inside the cave to go get Marlene.

“Hey Marlene, I have a little surprise for you.”

“What is it?”

“Come with me but cover your eyes.”

“Why do I have to cover my eyes?”

“Just cover them and fallow me Marlene.”

So Marlene and Brandon both went outside. Brandon was holding her arms so wouldn’t be bumping in to anything...

Finn grabbed my arm. "Marlene, you can't be serious." he whispered.

"Oh, you bet I am serious." I crossed my arms and raised my eyebrow.

"You can't be together." Finn said.

"Give me two reasons why." I frowned.

"One. You're a mammal and he's a bird," Finn paused. "Two. Skipper looks like one of those animals who'll just break your heart."

"Well, is that bad? What if he isn't one of those guys? What? Are you a racist against Skipper now? I thought you guys were friends?" I snapped.

"It's not bad and I hope he's not one of those guys and no he's not a racist and yes we are friends." Finn reacted as...

Hexter struggled violently against the net. If he didn't get the water out his lugs soon, he would die and he knew it. Hexter lashed one way to the next. The net got caught into his mouth, cutting into the roof of his mouth. I'm gonna die. he thought gloomily as he gasped for air. So far, he had only succeeded in tangling his right flipper tighter in the netting. Hexter struggled again for one last time and was still.

Dexter was happy. He thought he had killed Hexter, and now his troubles were over. No more prankster. The perfect paradise. As he swam home, he realized that his parents would...

Private looked at his feet. "How long did Skippa say to stand out here?" He asked dully. Rico shrugged. "Dunno," Kowalski remembered. "Until he gave the call," Private looked up and stared and the entrance hatch and looked back down. "What do you suppose they are doing down there?" Kowalski and Rico shrugged.

Pluma sat down and took a deep breath. Skipper looked at her. "Well, go on. It could NOT be that bad!" Pluma licked her beak nervously. "I'm REALLY bad at it," She explained. Skipper reached out and took her flipper. "It's okay," He said. Pluma smiled faintly. "Okay then,"

"I forgot the...

Kowalski was going on vacation after a nervous breakdown at the zoo. Marlene had gone with him because she needed to unwind and relax. Kowalski began sweating vigorously, and scratching his head. 'What's wrong Kowalski?' asked Marlene. 'Nothing, the plane's motor is just...unreliable,' said Kowalski. 'Oh, I get it, you're afraid of heights,' teased Marlene. 'I am not!' yelled Kowalski as he took a weed. 'No smoking, sir,' said a flight attendant. 'Of course I understand, sorry,' said Kowalski. Only two days ago had Kowalski started smoking, but in the path to the plane's destination, it will...

Odd One

Marlene’s Pov.
Okay, I lied. This is another view of the conversation Hans was watching. Enjoy and Review!

Like Hans had predicted, Skipper went full-force Christian. It came off to the others as a quick fad he would eventually get over, like Rico’s hippie syndrome incident. Marlene watched him quote Psalms on the walk way.

Odd one you’re never alone
I’m here and I will reflect you

She knew she liked him. She knew it from the start. Like his problem with the Church, so did she have a problem with Skipper.

Both of us basically unattached
To anything or anyone
Unless we’re pretending...