1) What gender are you? Man
2) What is your age?
Damned, if I know! Damned if I care! I just know I am older than most of me mates.
3) Do you want a hug?
Hug, eh? You want to keep yer skin?
4) Do you have any bad habits?
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
5) What is your favorite food?
If it ain't infested with maggots, I'll gladly eat it!
6) What is your favorite ice-cream flavor?
What th' hell be ice cream?!
7) Are you a virgin?
No, now that'd be hardly makin' any sense now would it?
8) Have you killed anyone?
Hahaha, now that's a question! Boy, what do you say? Have I ever killed anyone?
9) Do you hate anyone?
My damned lazy crew!
10) Do you have any secrets?
Aye, and ye won't be hearin' a word of them any time soon!
11) What is your favorite season?
Whenever th' sea be at its calmest 'n we're not starvin' to death.
12) Who is your best friend(s)?
Me ship 'n me beast is all I ever need.
13) What are your hobbies?
Stayin' alive. 'Tis the only hobby what's good for yer health.
14) What is your favorite drink?
Rum, grog, and swill. Whatever makes the days go by.
15) When is your birthday?
You can hardly be expectin' me to be rememberin' that!
16) What age did you die?
Damned if I know.
17) Are you nice or mean?
What nature of pansy be this?
18) Are you social or shy?
No, no, keep asking these needless questions, I dare ye.
19) What do you think of your parents?
They ranked.
20) What's your weakness?
If ye have to know, it'd be me age.
21) How long can you stay under water?
Not very long, I've tried.
22) What do you do on a regular daily basis?
I maintain a ship and poor crew.
23) Do you love someone?
Nay, I've learned my lesson about love.
24) When was the last time you wet yourself?
When were nearly surrounded by the queen's men.
25) What's your favorite band(s)?
There you've gone and confused me again.
26) Ever worn a dress?I'll be takin' yer lungs now.
27) Willingly?
Come closer, help an old man out!
28) What do you consider fun in the day-time?
Fun? Hahaha just me grog.
29) At night?
....
30) Ever kissed anyone?
These lips are too dry.
31) ...Of the same gender?
Yer lungs, mate. Yer lungs.
32) If you could have any super power, what would it be?
What're ye blabberin' about?
33) What's your favorite thing to touch?
Gold.
34) Anyone loves you?
Nay, just me dog Wendy.
35) What's your favorite colour(s)?
Gold, silver, sparkling rubies, emeralds, red satin!
36) When was the last time you cried?
Me tears are me own. I never cry.
37) Do you have a pet?
Aye, me sea beast.
38) What did you name your pet?
Wendy
39) Are you crazy?
Ye have to be to deal with this motley lot.
40) What are you?
I am a man of business, and stealin' be my trade.
41) What's your nickname?
Bloodfinger, on the account that I have fingers made from bronze.
42) Do you consider yourself a happy or a down person?
That'd be none of yer concern. Just do what I say and we'll both be very happy.
43) Favorite movie?
?!
44) What is your current occupation?
Me thinks ye know.
45) Do you have any dreams?
If I did, I wouldn't be where I am.
46) What was the most memorable moment of your life?
When me whore of a wife was fuckin' the bloody Judge!
47) ...and the most forgettable?
....
48) Any messages for the people reading this right now?
2) What is your age?
Damned, if I know! Damned if I care! I just know I am older than most of me mates.
3) Do you want a hug?
Hug, eh? You want to keep yer skin?
4) Do you have any bad habits?
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
5) What is your favorite food?
If it ain't infested with maggots, I'll gladly eat it!
6) What is your favorite ice-cream flavor?
What th' hell be ice cream?!
7) Are you a virgin?
No, now that'd be hardly makin' any sense now would it?
8) Have you killed anyone?
Hahaha, now that's a question! Boy, what do you say? Have I ever killed anyone?
9) Do you hate anyone?
My damned lazy crew!
10) Do you have any secrets?
Aye, and ye won't be hearin' a word of them any time soon!
11) What is your favorite season?
Whenever th' sea be at its calmest 'n we're not starvin' to death.
12) Who is your best friend(s)?
Me ship 'n me beast is all I ever need.
13) What are your hobbies?
Stayin' alive. 'Tis the only hobby what's good for yer health.
14) What is your favorite drink?
Rum, grog, and swill. Whatever makes the days go by.
15) When is your birthday?
You can hardly be expectin' me to be rememberin' that!
16) What age did you die?
Damned if I know.
17) Are you nice or mean?
What nature of pansy be this?
18) Are you social or shy?
No, no, keep asking these needless questions, I dare ye.
19) What do you think of your parents?
They ranked.
20) What's your weakness?
If ye have to know, it'd be me age.
21) How long can you stay under water?
Not very long, I've tried.
22) What do you do on a regular daily basis?
I maintain a ship and poor crew.
23) Do you love someone?
Nay, I've learned my lesson about love.
24) When was the last time you wet yourself?
When were nearly surrounded by the queen's men.
25) What's your favorite band(s)?
There you've gone and confused me again.
26) Ever worn a dress?I'll be takin' yer lungs now.
27) Willingly?
Come closer, help an old man out!
28) What do you consider fun in the day-time?
Fun? Hahaha just me grog.
29) At night?
....
30) Ever kissed anyone?
These lips are too dry.
31) ...Of the same gender?
Yer lungs, mate. Yer lungs.
32) If you could have any super power, what would it be?
What're ye blabberin' about?
33) What's your favorite thing to touch?
Gold.
34) Anyone loves you?
Nay, just me dog Wendy.
35) What's your favorite colour(s)?
Gold, silver, sparkling rubies, emeralds, red satin!
36) When was the last time you cried?
Me tears are me own. I never cry.
37) Do you have a pet?
Aye, me sea beast.
38) What did you name your pet?
Wendy
39) Are you crazy?
Ye have to be to deal with this motley lot.
40) What are you?
I am a man of business, and stealin' be my trade.
41) What's your nickname?
Bloodfinger, on the account that I have fingers made from bronze.
42) Do you consider yourself a happy or a down person?
That'd be none of yer concern. Just do what I say and we'll both be very happy.
43) Favorite movie?
?!
44) What is your current occupation?
Me thinks ye know.
45) Do you have any dreams?
If I did, I wouldn't be where I am.
46) What was the most memorable moment of your life?
When me whore of a wife was fuckin' the bloody Judge!
47) ...and the most forgettable?
....
48) Any messages for the people reading this right now?
