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Almonds are members of the peach family.

Donald Duck's middle name is Fauntleroy.

A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.

It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

Coca-Cola was originally green.

It is possible to lead a cow upstairs but not downstairs.

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.

The longest recorded flight of a chicken is thirteen seconds.

In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.

When you sneeze, all your bodily functions stop even your heart.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

If you keep a Goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white.

A full-grown bear can run as fast as a horse.

The cells that make up the antlers of a moose are the fastest growing animal cells in nature.

A cockroach can live 9 days without its head before it starves to death.

A hippo can run faster than a man can.

Some ribbon worms will eat themselves if they can't find any food.

A lion's roar can be heard from five miles away.

Flies jump backwards when they take off.

Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

The fastest typist can type at 211 words per minute.

The song with the longest title is "I'm a Cranky Old Yank in a Clanky Old Tank on the Streets of Yokohama with my Honolulu Mama Doin' Those Beat-o, Beat-o Flat-On-My-Seat-o, Hirohito Blues" written by Hoagy Carmichael in 1943.

The Hummingbird is the only bird that can fly backwards.

The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 in China in 1910.

On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year

Elephants can't jump. Every other mammal can.

The oldest business in the United States of America is the cymbal company Zildjian which was founded in Constantinople in 1623.

The letters of the alphabet in order of frequency of use are:
ETAISONHRDLUCMFWYPGVBKJQXZ

A quarter has 119 grooves around the edge.

Every year more people are killed by donkeys, than in aircraft crashes.

The first word spoken on the moon was Okay.

2,500 left handers die each year using products designed for right handers.

Your nose and ears never stop growing!!

All of the clocks in Pulp Fiction are stuck on 4:20.

No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.

The longest place-name still in use is:
Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupoka-wenuakitanatahu, a New Zealand hill.

The Ramses brand condom is named after the great pharaoh Ramses II who fathered over 160 children.

A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.

The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.

A clitoris is a type of flower.

Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.

Money isn't made out of paper. It's made out of Cotton!

Many hamsters only blink one eye at a time!

If you sleep in a cold room, you are more likely to have a bad dream.

The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night.

The average woman consumes 6 pounds of lipstick in her lifetime.

The average person has over 1,460 dreams a year.

The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.

The word lethologica describes the state of not being able to remember the word you want.

A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.

Polar bears are left-handed.

The national anthem of Greece has 158 verses. No one in Greece has memorized all 158 verses.

Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesnt wear pants.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.

The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.

When Coca-Cola began to be sold in China, they used characters that would sound like "Coca-Cola" when spoken. Unfortunately, what they turned out to mean was "Bite the wax tadpole". It did not sell well.

It's impossible to sneeze without closing your eyes.

Czar Paul 1 banished soldiers to Siberia for marching out of step.

The male scorpion fly gets other males to bring him food by imitating a female fly.

WWI flying ace Jean Navarre attacked a zeppelin armed with only a kitchen knife!

There are more plastic flamingos in amercia than real ones.

A snail can sleep for 3 years.

In Kentucky, it's illegal to carry an icecream cone in your back pocket.

Pigs orgasms last 30 minutes.

The Danish word for condom is 'svangerskabsforebyggendemiddel' (PB)

Rats can't vomit.

A normal dial tone is in the key of "F".

The fingerprints of koala bears are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans.

Carnivores will not eat an animal that has been hit by lightning.

A dork is a whale's penis.

A Humming bird weighs less than a penny.

A donkey will sink in quicksand but a mule won't.

Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.
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No, I'm not trying to ridicule or make fun of my friend with that title I put up there. It's meant in a sarcastic way, coming from me. He just so good at attitudinizing. Whiny. Hoity-toity. Such a drama queen. He's had a sh!t childhood, but didn't we all? His parents never liked each other, and badmouthed each other in his and his sisters' presence. His father is a war veteran who instead of a child, he has always treated him like a soldier. Even now he's nineteen years old, he has to be home 22:30 PM when he goes out.

That's not cool. Seriously, I feel bad for him, and I understand him. We...
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1.

Step 1. Find a random phone number in the phone book.
Step 2. Call the person.
Step 3. Say "I want a pepperoni pizza!" And wait to see what happens.

2.


Step 1. When you walk in the neighborhood Bet your friend that they can stand on one foot for a SUPER long time.
Step 2. While they do it, knock on some grouchy neighbor's door.
Step 3. Run and leave your friend confused!


1. Credit: Me

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MY FRIEND HELPED WITH 1.
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THIS IS THE COPYRIGHT OF LADY10358!
PLEASE DO NOT COPY OR I WILL FLAG AS SPAM!
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On 24 June 1947 A US pilot called Kenneth Arnold Looked out of the window of his plane and saw nine sliver objects flying close together.they were moving very quickly, Kenneth guessed that their speed was more than 1600 kilometers an hour .He told journalists that the objects did not move like planes ,but like saucers move when someone throws them across the surface of the water. later,one of the journalists called the objects "flying saucers"
This was the first time The expression"flying saucer" was used ,but people have been seeing unidentified flying objects UFOs in the sky for centuries.For...
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1) Go to Souper Salad, Fill a cup with Ice Cream and put oreo cookies with Chocolate Syrup in it. Mix well with a spoon and enjoy. (I did that today :p)

2) Get milk and put in a chocolate bar. Let it rest for 5 minutes and then freeze it for 1 hour. Enjoy.

3) Go to the store and buy a bucket. Fill it with ice cubes made of milk. Put in Chocolate powder. Churn and enjoy.

4) Go to walmart and open up one fresh bucket of VANILLA ICE CREAM. Go to the spoon section and put in chocolate syrup into the ice cream. Mix well and enjoy.

5) Get a job at an ice cream shop. Ask if you can work the ice cream...
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posted by kristine95
LMAO!
I saw this on a Norwegian website, and I thought it would be fun to have here. So I just translated it to English, and here you go! =P


A snail can sleep for three years.
Our eyes are the same size from we were born, but our nose and ears never stops growing.
An elephant is pregnant for 2 years.
The worlds youngest parents were 8 and 9 years old and lived in China in 1910.
During an average day, you have indirectly come in contact with 15 penises, for example, by taking the door handle.
23% of all copiers that are destroyed, become destroyed because people copy their ass.
There are not naturally...
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