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One day, I was walking on the sidewalk on Walden Lane. It was 5:00 in the morning in Lakeland, Florida, and the sun was just coming up. I was whistling "Celebrate Good Times" while dancing a jig. All of a sudden, A guy zoomed down the sidewalk on his bike with his arm out, and smacked me in the face. I fell to the ground from the impact, my face throbbing.
"Watch where your going, jerk!" I yelled, clambering up and waving my fist at him. He turned, laughing at me, but then he peddled into the road and a semi truck zoomed past, almost hitting the guy. I gasped, thinking that he had been hit. But then I saw him on the other side of the road, and I sighed with relief. I turned and ran away, not looking back.

As I walked along on the sidewalk, I suddenly heard a song. "We could've had it all! Rolling in the deep!" I listened to it, humming the words as I looked around for the source. Suddenly, I looked down and saw a brand new iPhone, shiny and untouched. I stared at it in amazement, and in my mind I said "Oh my god, it's a miracle!" and tried to pick it up. But it stuck to the ground, not budging. I yanked and yanked, struggling to get it off the ground.
Suddenly, a guy in a random banana suit ran up to me, yelling "It's peanut butter jelly time! Peanut butter jelly time!" And pointing incessantly at my face as I struggled. "I got you! I got you!" He yelled, then ran away, laughing maniacally.
I let go of iPhone, sighing in depression. "Ugh, I could've been so successful with that thing, if it weren't glued to the sidewalk!" I groaned, flopping to the ground in defeat.
Suddenly, an idea popped into my head. I ran back to my house.

About 15 minutes later, I ran back to the place where the iPhone lie, glued to the ground. I carried a Cheese Knife in my hand, which had a sickening curved blade made of- Yes, MADE of-sterling silver.
I dug the knife under the back of the iPhone, wiggling it slightly in attempt to pry it off the ground. I pulled it and yanked it, but the iPhone wouldn't budge!
The Peanut-butter-jelly Guy ran up and stared at me while I struggled, and the biker peddled up and watched me, too.
All of a sudden, they both started Breakdancing, singing "It's Peanut butter jelly time! Peanut butter jelly time! Where he at? Where he at? Where he at? Where he at?" While pointing at me again. "Your never gonna get it!" They chanted.
Suddenly, I heard a crack and the knife broke straight in half, one half still under the back of the iPhone, the other in my hand. They both laughed, and the banana guy took out a bottle of Elmer's School glue.
"Never underestimate the power of the glue." They both said, and ran away.
I sighed in defeat again, thinking that nothing could be worse than a mean biker and a guy in a banana suit stalking me, making sure that i'm teased an discouraged everywhere I go.
Suddenly, another idea popped into my head. I ran into my house.

"You say 'never underestimate the power of the glue', I say Never underestimate the power of Facebook!" I said to myself as I turned on my laptop. I immediately logged on to Facebook, seeing how many of my friends were online. "16! I'll get alot of help here!" I said, clicking on the first person, Lauren. I typed in, "Hey, I need help getting an iPhone off the ground". I clicked enter, and then waited for her to answer.
"An iPhone? Why don't you just pick it up?" She answered. I typed back "No, it's glued to the ground, and these guys are trying to make sure I don't get it!". I waited for her to type back. After about 30 seconds, she typed back, "Who are the guys?".
"A guy in a banana suit and a biker"
"wow XD"
"No, their wierd! They were both breakdancing to 'Peanut butter jelly time'"
"Well, i'll get some people to help us."
"Okay. meet me at the corner of Walden Lane"
"k bye"
"k"
I logged off, running back down to the corner. In about 5 minutes, I saw Lauren in her purple plaid shirt, Nicolette in a blue shirt with hearts on it, and Emily in a flowery dress.
"Here we are," Lauren said, glancing at Nicolette and Emily. "Where's the iPhone?"
"The iPhone is right here! Ahahahaha!" A voice yelled maniacally, and I turned to see a guy holding a long, skinny sword and in dark blue ninja clothing. We all stared in awe at him, before we yelled simultaneously, "Ninja!" And ran after him.
He suddenly jumped up and started climbing on the wall, but Lauren, Nicolette and Emily climbed after him.
Inexpirienced in the technique of Parkour (climbing on walls), I jumped clumsily after them, trying to grab hold of the bricks. Soon, about after twenty seconds of scraping my fingertips on the wall, I gave up and went back to the iPhone.
About ten minutes later, I saw them all jump off of the wall with something held in their hands.
"We stole his weapons!" Nicolette chuckled, holding up a tantalizing, shiny katana in her hands. Lauren held up some pointed ninja stars decorated with Yin-yang designs, and Emily held up a small, flat blade.
"Dude, those could all help us get the iPhone off the ground!" I exclaimed, seeing that all were sharp, thin and flat, perfect for sticking under things.
"We know that! That's why we got them," Emily said, sitting down next to the iPhone. "Now lets get this iPod."
I stared at her, and she stared back in confusion. "What?" She asked.
"Um, it's an iPhone, not an iPod. I don't want an iPod." I corrected her. She shrugged and dug her small knife under the back of the thing. She wiggled the knife and shoved it under, and I heard a small crack. I heard a gasp.
"It's coming off!" Lauren yelled, running up to it and crouching. Nicolette ran up too, crouching down to look at it.
"Here, let me take over." Nicolette said, pulling out her sword as it glimmered in the sunshine. She raised it in the most professional way, and I closed my eyes so that I wouldn't see. I heard the blade strike down, and then a crack.
I uncovered my eyes to see what happened, and gasped at what I saw. Nicolette dropped her sword, leaning down to look at what happened. It clattered to the floor.
She picked up the iPhone, or what was left of it, and saw that it was completely broken in half.
"Atleast the glue came off of it," She said, embarassed, and dropped the ruined iPhone pieces.
Suddenly, I heard a trio of voices singing, "It's peanut butter jelly time! Peanut butter jelly time!". I turned to see the Banana guy, the biker, and the ninja dancing idioticly behind us.
"We got you! We got you!"
posted by jedigal1990
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Hello fellow random fanpopers,
i am writting this to inform you that a certain new fanpoper with the username of ajl has recently claimed she created this spot. She created a question saying that she was the creator of the spot and she created a forum saying that she was the creator and we should respect her wishes and not post twilight stuff. Now you will not be able to find these two contributions why you ask well because when me and BellaCullen96 questioned her about being the spot creator she deleted both. but if you want proof that she said this check out this forum
link
Now you may ask...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere ?
‘Hold my purse.’

Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don’t generate a lot of interest.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.

Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!

I’m very brave generally, he went on in a low voice: “Only today I happen...
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posted by Lola90210
GOD HATES ME

Chapter 1

        God Hates Me.
-ate some fries.
-Went to bed.

Chapter 2

        I am in a better mood today because I did my prayers and God spoke to me and he promised to put me in a group with my friends.
God Loves Me.

Chapter 3

        God must die! He is being so unreasonable!!! I asked him to put me in a group with my friends but does he listen??! No! God is a bitch!
-I'm an emo from now on
-Went to bed

Chapter 4

        God...
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posted by prettystar
Hi Mommy!
I am only 3/4 of an inch long,
But I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it,
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
Is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two.

Mommy,
Today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
You could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three.

You know what Mommy,
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too,
And I cry with you even though
You can't hear...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Bring a small cactus to class with you. Raise your hand, and when you're called on, say that the cactus has a question. Turn and look at the cactus, as if you're waiting for it to say something. After a few moments, shrug, and wait for your professor to move on. Do this once a day, and become increasingly irritated with the cactus every time, sighing heavily and giving it evil looks when it fails to "speak." When you leave the room after class, start yelling at the cactus, "I can't believe you embarrassed me AGAIN...."
Bring a vacuum to class. Halfway through class, stand up and start using...
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posted by BellaSwan636
I NOT HAS A PMS!!!!! - k.
I NOT HAS A PMS!!!!! - k.
-Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says to the other,"Jeez, it's hot in here!" The other one goes,"Aaah!!! Talking muffin!"

-A blonde is driving in her car, past all these fields. Suddenly, she sees a sunflower field with a broken down boat in the middle, and another blonde is sitting in it, rowing and rowing. The blonde in the car stops, gets out and screams at the other blonde,"It's blondes like you that make blondes like us look bad! I swear, if I could swim, I'd come over there and slap you!"

-A blonde and a brunette are on a road trip. The brunette is driving, and she thinks her indicator...
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posted by Little_Cullen
O.K, so the other day we were handed this picture and told to write a poem. Well, you know me. This is what I came up with.

Giggle Giggle went the lad’s,
For they were doing something bad,
What they were holding in their hands,
Oh, it was not the building plans!

Leaders of the building team,
Oh - so - sensible they seemed,
But what nobody else did see,
Was making them chuckle with glee!

One of them looked over his shoulder,
One of the men, the picture holder,
Just to make absolutely sure,
No one thought them immature.

When he saw the coast was clear,
Once more at the picture did he peer,
And I’m sure by now you’re aware,
Exactly what that man saw there!
okay, so people, my friend Megan and I are making a SECRET club that anyone can join!!! Though it's not a secret any more... Yeah, the SECRET club is called F.S. which stands for Fishy Stuff. And we made a spot on fanpop for F.S. soo you can join. Here is the club's rules:

1. Rules are made for breaking
2. Fishy stuff is not a club for people who want to discuis eating fishies
3. In order to join F.S. you must eat at least 100,000 muffins.
4. Ignore theses rules
5. Break every rule appart from this one.
6. Tea is like soup
7. Don't drink the laptop
8. EVERYTHING is yellow
9. this rule does not exist,...
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posted by TDIlover226
1# wait till there talking on the phone and say "your talking to that hooker again arn't you, I know she has problems but theres no need to go all phycaitrist on her.

2# stand next to her and go "toast?" and wait like your waiting for an answer, then go "hello, arn't you even gonna answer?" wait till they say what? then go "well, you need an aointment to go to that hair stylist", then wait again for them to say something else and go "YOU NEVER RESPECTED ME!" and run out of the room.

3# (this ones for boys) wait until your sister is talking with friends then run up and sit between them and go...
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So there has been a lot of new horror movies coming out and a lot of people doing dumb stuff in that movie.

So I'm gonna help you survive. you're welcome.

1. Don't take a trip to a secluded area.
-You could go to Vegas, New York, Paris so why the hell go into a damn desert.

2.Don't invite your boyfriend and the local village slut on the same trip. And don't get mad when they have sex.
-You knew she was a slut so don't get mad when it goes down

3.Don't run out of your hiding spot if the killer can't see you.
-He can't see you! He doesn't know where you are! Stay there and shut the hell up.

4.Don't...
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User: Hey.


Cleverbot: How are you?


User: Good and you?


Cleverbot: Yes, good thanks! How old are you?


User: 16.


Cleverbot: You're old.

User: Thanks alot! :(.

Cleverbot: You're welcome!

User: I was being sarcastic.

Cleverbot: So was I.

User: Oh ok. That makes sense. It's hard to tell on the computer.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yesh really. Do you like ponies?

Cleverbot: No, do you like ponies?

User: Yes. But, unicorns are better.

Cleverbot: Unicorns aren't real.

User: YES THEY ARE! HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT!

Cleverbot: Hey, I just met you, chill!!

User: You said unicorns aren't real. :( I thought you were my friend....
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posted by invadercalliope
Hi i'm Invader Calliope!
1.I cry for the time that you were almost mine, I cry for the memories i've left behind,I cry for the pain, the lost, the old the new,i cry for the times i thought i had you.
2.Not all scars show, not all wounds heal sometimes you can't always see the pain someone feels
3.One day you'll ask me, "which is more important to you, me or your life" i'll say "My Life" and you'll go and leave me without knowing you are my life.
4.A breakup is like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself trying to fix it.
5.if your love does NOT work for that person,...
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posted by jeannette27
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Now tell me that our God is not the coolest!!!
Amazing.
The glue that holds us together....ALL of us....is in the shape of the cross.
Immediately Colossians 1:15-17 comes to mind.
"He is the image of the invisible God, the firstborn over all creation.
For by him all things were created; things in heaven and on earth , visible and invisible,
whether thrones or powers or rulers or authorities;
all things were created by him and for him.
He is before all things,
and in him all things HOLD TOGETHER. "
Colossians 1:15-17
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Mapquest Driving Directions is a web mapping service that provides detailed driving directions, traffic updates, and maps for various modes of transportation, including cars, bicycles, and public transportation. Mapquest Driving Directions is available on the web, as well as on mobile devices through the Mapquest app.

Cruise control, on the other hand, is a feature found in many modern cars that allows drivers to set a constant speed for their vehicle. With cruise control, drivers can relax their feet and maintain a consistent speed without needing to constantly adjust the accelerator pedal....
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The puzzle game Tetris is well-known all over the world for its catchy music and captivating gameplay. Tetris can be played without charge at link. Good Old Tetris and Colortris are two additional free Tetris games that adhere to the original.
Genres Inspired by Tetris
But in addition to the original Tetris, there are a ton of other Tetris-related games on this page that are well worth playing. The 10x10 subgenre is one of the most well-liked offshoots, and there are many 10x10 games to play, including Block Champ, TenTrix, and Wood Blocks.
Tetris Redesigned
Numerous variations of the Tetris format...
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Developing word recognition is the main and outstanding benefit of link. Specifically, whenever you need to search for a word in a huge number of words or in case you face troubles with the arrangement of letters, Word finder will be the best solution. So, what Word finder can help you?
- Learning context clues
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- Completing word searches
Do you know any other advantages of word finder? Please let me know!
Chapter 2: Spirit Of The Fox, Part 2: Into The Forest

After the light had vanished from the school, it then reappeared in a forest-similar to the one Taju had been dreaming about. Seconds after appearing, the light formed into the shape of Taju and the fox--indicating that they had still been inside as it disappeared from the school. The light that surrounded them finally faded, and Taju wanted some answers out of

"Alright, fox, you know where I live, and where I go to school--what's this all about? What do you want from me?" he asked the fox.

It took him a second to remember that the fox couldn't...
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