Gerald
There once was a green dinosaur named Bernard. He always wore a top hat and had a really big bushy brown beard like Hagrid's. One day Bernard was just licking the window on his floor when all the sudden a stoned bulldog popped out Bernard's cabinet eating Spaghetti. Bernard then jumped into his fire place and started to climb up his chimney. But instead of being on the roof, he was in a place that just looked like a clear blue sky and puffy white clouds, north east south and west for miles and miles. Floating in this sky thing were these black, working escalators with wings. 20 identical climbing milk men were going up or down each one depending on whether it was, well, an up or down escalator he was on. Then a giant lollipop named Gerald walked up to Bernard and started speaking French. Even though Bernard only spoke Parseltongue, he somehow understood Gerald. Gerald was talking about a rainbow toilet mugging his wife's shoe store. Before Bernard could reply, Gerald turned into Spongebob, who then proceeded to eat one of the clouds, and after that he turned into a pink donut. Bernard ate the donut then fell down. A bunch of walking Pokeballs started to crawl out of his eye sockets and stuff. The pokeballs then danced the macarena and took turns hitting each other on the head with taco penguins. THE MOTHERFUCKING END YOU HOBO.
Like this. But with wings. And milk men.
