1# wait till there talking on the phone and say "your talking to that hooker again arn't you, I know she has problems but theres no need to go all phycaitrist on her.

2# stand next to her and go "toast?" and wait like your waiting for an answer, then go "hello, arn't you even gonna answer?" wait till they say what? then go "well, you need an aointment to go to that hair stylist", then wait again for them to say something else and go "YOU NEVER RESPECTED ME!" and run out of the room.

3# (this ones for boys) wait until your sister is talking with friends then run up and sit between them and go "whats up girl friends! we talking bout some gossip!" and strike a pose.

4# If your on a computer and she asks you to type in and search for her regular perfume say while your typing "ok, so thats shitty fragrance".

5# When shes sitting on the couch, get behind the couch and act like your talking to someone and go "ok, the monkey is in site, i repete, the monkey is in site". when she turns around go "oh no, shes spotted me, shes ready to throw some shit! OH THE HUMANITY!!!".

6# yell "mom shes hitting me!" when she says that she didn't and your mom hasn't come yet, yell mom she has a gun!" when she trys to make you stop yell mom! she killed some one in a drive by!

7#just go beep, beep beep beep by her ear.

8# listen in on her call then after you hear something like a break up or secret or gossip go "oh no she didn't!"

9# ram into her then go, "ugh, put a horn or some back up lights on when you do that! then as you walk away mumble "when someones as fat as that you wonder why you have to tell them!"

#10 (this ones for a boy) put on the same dress as her than before she gets out the door go "ok, were all ready to go!, oh, no, looks like your gonna have to change. so embarissing!