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posted by JaseKS
50 Ways To Get Asssasinated:

1)Kick an assasin.

2)Poke a mob bosses eye.

3) Bite the Presidents shoe.

4)Stalk your best friend's mom.

5)Have an affair with a wealthy person's feance.

6)Go insane.

7) Kidnapp Jesus.

8) Become a drug dealer.

9)Become an assasin.

10) Become a dictator.

11) Steal Godzilla's plan for world domination.

12)Lick a serial killer's knife.

13) Scream in a room full of assasins, "I wanna be assasinated! I'll leave you all of my money!"

19) Steal from Subways.

20) Kill a murderers wife or husband.

21) Torture a tree infront of a enviormentalist group.

22) Become a terrorsist.

23) Kill an ant.

24) Dont wear pants to school.

25) Electrocute Obi One Kanobi.

26)Eat a cannible.

27) Be at home when Doll Face and Pin Up arrive.

28) Give me three month old cheesy potatoes.

29) Make out with Light Yagami infront of Misa Amane.

30) Kill Jase from Killing Spree in front of me.

31) Kill L infront of me and my friends.

32)Punch Spiderman.

33) Lie to my mom.

34) Implode.

35) Eat a PB&J in front of my imaginary goldfish.

36) Tell God hes a meany beany with a dreamy monkey.

37) Tell Al his hats wierd.

38) Tell Tom hes not real.

39)Become a stalker.

40) Steal Fancy Pants man's ice cream cone.

41)Become an assasin and kill yourself.

42) Drink a potion that makes people want to kill you.

43)Call the SWAT team and ask them to swat a fly for you.

44)Give me Mickey The Mouse as a birth day present.

45) Grow very old and rich and get married to a greedy woman/man. Then dont die for a long time, they'll pay to assasinate you eventualy.

46)MUSTARD!!!!! (hehe, only very close friends or geniuses know what im talking about)

47) Become a serial killer and kill the President's children.

48) Wear an "I hate Justin Beiber" shirt to a Justin Beiber concert.

49)Become a zombie.

50) Be a Light Yagami fangirl around my friends.
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Hello,fellow Fanpoppers!This is the first quiz I ever made so if it's bad please don't leave a mean comment.Opinions are one thing,but being mean is another.
Anyways,here is the quiz:

Remember:The object of the game is to NOT say purple!Starting...now!

1.What is 1 times 2?
2.What is 2 times 2?
3.What is 4 times 4?
4.What is 16 times 16?

Told you I could make you say 256.





OK,if you said to yourself,"No.You said you can make me say PURPLE." GOTCHA!!!!!!!
And if you didn't,well,you're smarter than I thought.THANKS FOR LETTING ME WASTE YOUR TIME!!!!!
Jeff Foxworthy is now picking on Michigan.

If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 18 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by, you might live in Michigan .

If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights each year because Pellston is the coldest spot in the nation, you might live in Michigan .

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through April, you might live in Michigan .

If you instinctively walk like a penguin for five months out of the year, you might live in Michigan .

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Okay,No need to be so rough on yourself!Because you know what?IT'S NOT WORTH IT!!!Here are a few reasons that you must continue to smile,laugh and to the teenagers who want to kill themselves why to live.
1.You're individual!You're yourself!You're not afraid of being who you are and you should be proud of it,because not many people are like that!Most of them pretend to be someone who they're not and that often makes them feel worse than you.Seeing that you're happy and you're free to express yourself they get aggressive and they want to make you feel bad!I say:FUCK THEM!
2.If you're a little...
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You know you're a 'Furry Fan' when...
Rabies replaces cancer as your number one disease concern.
Your favorite character from Star Trek is Lieutenant M'Ress (from the animated series).
You think "Beauty and the Beast" was spoiled by Beast becoming human.
You replace Elle McPherson pinups with those of Amy the Squirrel, Erma Felna, or Minerva Mink.
You slip the word 'fur' into as many places as possible in your mail.
You can identify a captionless book illustration as being Doug Wingers' in under ten seconds.
None of your favorite female (or male) fiction characters are actually human.
You go...
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EMOTICONS
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: ) happy face
:-) just kidding or happy
:-( depressed or frowning
(:-( extremely Sad
B-) cool or sunglasses
:-))) overweight
d:-) a baseball player
:-D laughing
:-P tongue sticking out
:-o surprised
8-o shocked
:-s confused
:- skeptical
:-)' drooling
:-)8 well dressed because of bow tie
8-) glasses
*<|:-) Santa
:-{} big mouth
=:-)= punk rocker with a goatee
:v) big nose
:-# braces
:^) broken nose
:-[#] eating
:<) Ivy League school
:-& tongue tied
:*) drunk
:-'] cold
[(:-)](:-( a toupee and it's windy
:-8 talking out of both...
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WARNING: Rated R. This fanfic has a few cursing and one sexual image. Read it at your own risk!!!



It was just a typical day at Acme Looniversity. Buster Bunny and Plucky Duck walked out of the Reverse Psychology class, taught by their respective mentors Bugs and Daffy, along with Elmer Fudd.

Plucky, for some reason, had his bill twisted to the top of his green head, since Bugs, Daffy and Elmer taught the class as said before. He and Buster were instructed by their mentors to perform the goddamn classic "Wabbit season, duck season" arguement and then Buster would say "Wabbit season" and Plucky...
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I've been recently informed that it's literally been 2 years since I joined Fanpop! As such, I have decided to talk about a subject that's been on my mind and wanted to share with you guys.

I know this is a very weird subject to talk about, but this idea hit me when I watched a speech about perfection. I began to form my own opinion on the matter, and I thought it would be nice if I shared with you. Plus, as an anniversary article, I think it's a fitting subject.

In my honest opinion, perfection is a dead-end; and impossible concept that none of us can ever comprehend. Here's what I mean:...
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